#ask the gangstars

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Would Ramon and Giorno be friends? Imagine the shenanigans that would ensue if Ramon meets the Passione squad pfff.

Giorno: And this is where we do meetings

Ramón: Yooooo! That's so cool! So you guys, like, sell drugs or s-

Giorno: *quickly covers Ramón's mouth* SHHHH!!! No!! No! We don't do that here.... *Wraps arm around him and points dramatically at Jodio* HE on the other hand....

Jodio: *just standing there.... MENACINGLY*

Ramón: *teasing* Nice Breath of The Wild Link cosplay

Jodio: *teases back* Thank you! Nice Human Pinkie Pie cosplay! Wanna share a joint?

Ramón: I like this guy

Giorno: No you don't *drags Ramón away* 😒

[back2bluesidex]

Haegeum - MYG (18+)

Pairing: Gangstar!Yoongi X Bar-owner!Reader

Theme: SMUT, PWP (MDNI)

Summary: Banning Yoongi from your bar has its own consequences.

Word count: 1869

Warning: Strong Language, sexual theme, dub-con, sex on the bar island, creampie, mentions of gun, a little bit of violence, Yoongi is hot OMG!!

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“How dare you?” you seethe through your teeth, staring at the man that seemingly has no emotion at all. Your eyes scan the pieces of shattered glass all over the floor of your bar. You wanna cry. Your bar means the world to you. After pressing yourself under the unforgiving wheels of the corporate sector, you finally saved enough money to open your own bar. It has been one of your biggest dreams since forever. All of it was going good, so fucking good until one day Min Yoongi, the infamous delinquent of the city stepped inside. 

Nothing has been quiet and peaceful since then. Using your bar for his illegal deals has become one of the common things. You have warned him again and again but you received nothing but a smirk in return. 

However, everything has a limit so does your patience with this terribly handsome delinquent. The dam of your cool demanour broke yesterday when he pulled out his gun and pointed it at the man he was supposed to be making the deal with. You threw both of them out of your bar just at once. Thanks to your bulky security guards, the deed has not been tough. But you knew that you were jumping in a pool of fire. You knew it the moment Yoongi turned his head to stare and smirk at you before being pushed out of the entrance. 

And just as you thought, he came back today. He came back with his gang of thugs and jerks and destroyed the large mirror that you installed behind your bar counter, it was your favourite decoration. Seems like he knew it. 

You miss the way Yoongi’s eyes rake over your body as you continue to stare at the broken glass all over the floor. 

“Are you regretting, kitten?” Yoongi cooes in a low voice, taking your attention. You look at him and visibly cringe at the nickname. 

“This is what you get for banning me from my favourite bar in the town.” He says again. 

“This is my bar, you nutjob! I get to decide who can step in here and who can’t!” you scream at his face. Your fury didn’t let you see the way you are stepping towrads his body. 

“And this is my area, Kitten. I get to decide who can start their business here and who can’t.” Yoongi replies calmly, as if he didn’t trespass your property and scared your guests away less than seven minutes ago. 

“You don’t own the property, Yoongi” you reply, boring your fiery eyes into his cold ones. 

“You bet I do, kitten. And do you know what else I own?” he pauses, taking a step towards you, “you”. 

You stand still. You don’t know if you should be scared or thrilled hearing such a handsome delinquent calling you his. But what you do know is that even if you want to oppose it, it will all go in vain. He is Min Yoongi after all and what Yoongi wants, Yoongi gets.

“Have you ever asked yourself how you got to open this bar without facing any trouble?” Yoongi asks, taking another step towards you and this time you take a step back. You indeed have asked yourself. Since your capital was limited you didn’t get to open your bar in a fairly decent area. You decided to settle for a little shadier place instead, promising yourself that you will shift it to somewhere better once you earn enough profit. However, you heard stories about how other pub or club owners in this area had to pass money under the table for opening their businesses. When you faced nothing like this, you indeed asked yourself several questions starting from why and how. You somehow knew it would come with a price. But you didn’t imagine the price to be Min Yoongi himself. 

“Because I let you do so.” Yoongi growls, breaking your reverie and taking another step towards you. 

“Becuase I wanted you from the day my eyes landed on this pretty face of yours, this inviting body of yours.” his eyes travel down your face to your neck then your chest. The heat of his gaze and his body makes you feel lightheaded. You almost jump when your body comes in contact with the bar top. Yoongi’s body towers over yours and he locks you between those vieny arms of his. You should be angry and furious but the sudden dampness of your panty says something completely different. 

“Why do you want me?” your voice is softer than before and you fail to recognize yourself when you say those words. It is as if you want to hear him saying something very specific, you don’t know why. 

“I like strong, confident and self-dependent women. I like to see them fly until they find that one place they can’t reach.” he smirks that lethal smirk again, “and in your case, I am that place.”

You are about to protest but then your words get cut as you feel something hard against your stomach. Unfortunately, that object isn’t his bulge but the cold metal of his gun. 

Your breath gets stuck on your throat as you feel terror creeping up your spine. But you don’t want to show it, not today. 

“Go ahead, kill me if you want. I still am not bending in front of you.” you say and Yoongi chuckles. 

“You got some courage, don’t you? But kitten, you gotta bend in front of me if you wanna save your precious bar. If you don’t, next time it will be those expensive bottle of liqours to be shattered here on the floor.” He presses the gun on your stomach even more. 

“No!” you mutter. 

“Then do as I say. I promise it won’t be painful. Rather you will like it all.” Yoongi’s gaze falls down on your lips and your cunt leaks with anticipation. 

“What do you want me to do?” you say, letting your own eyes fall on his lips.

“Strip” the demand in Yoongi’s voice sends you working in auto-pilot and you find yourself shredding each piece of garment one by one. 

Yoongi’s eyes darkened the moment you are left only with your emerald lace lingerie. You see him licking his lips as his body still towers you greedily. 

“Stop” Yoongi commands when you reach for the hook of your bra. He places his gun in the back pocket of his jeans and places one of his giant palms on your bare thigh. 

“Better than my imagination” he says, squeezing your thigh harshly. Within a moment you find yourself being lifted up and sat on the bar top. 

“You are already wet? Is this how much you hate me, kitten?” Yoongi says, regarding the wet spot that is visible through the cloth of your lacy underware. You are embarrassed but you’re aroused much more than that.  

Yoongi takes out his gun again. He holds you by your waist and he presses the mouth of his gun on your clothed clit. You hiss at the contact. Yoongi’s mouth finds the expanse of your collarbone as he bites down on your skin, “you like it, kitten. You are just as nasty as I thought.”

Moaning out a little, you try to roll your hips for some friction, you are badly in need of that. 

“So impatient. Just like a little slut. You are lucky, I have been waiting for a long time to get you like this, which means I am in no mood to tease.” Yoongi mutters in your throat before he pulls his face away from yours and hooks his fingers on the hem of your underware. He snatches that away within a blink. And now you are sitting naked on the bartop with a leaking core waiting to be ruined by Yoongi. 

“Fuck” he curses, as he places two of his fingers on your slit gathering some of your juices. Your pussy starts throbbing at the contact. And without your own knowledge you moan out his name. 

“Yes, kitten, yes. Moan my name. Let me hear it.” Yoongi says with a dazed expression. He places the gun on the top of the bar just beside you and starts removing his pants. You know he is just as impatient if not more, when he pulls his boxers away along with his jeans. His delicious looking dick frees from confinement to greet you in its full glory. 

Your mouth waters at the sight. As much as your pride hurts right now, you can’t really deny the fact that you would love to suck him dry. As if reading your mind, Yoongi says, “I would love to give you a taste but, I need to be inside you now.” 

He aligns his dick on your entrance and presses on your clit with the tip of his cock once. You hiss at the contact, yet again. 

“Fuck Yoongi!” you moan. 

“Yeah kitten. I am gonna fuck you till you can barely walk.” he says, slowly entering you. He pulls out his length once he is midway and then slams into you without any warning. You grasp for a handful of his thick hair. He barely gives you any time to adjust as he starts moving with a good pace already. You don’t even register when his hands reach your back and unhook your bra. You finally get what is happening when he pulls the garment away from your body and throws that away. 

Yoongi latches his mouth to one of your perked nipples as one of his hands massage the other tit. He sucks hard and messily, leaving a trail of his drool dropping down the swell of our tits, reaching your naval down to your mound. He bites your nipple and that gets you seeing stars. 

“Yoongi” you whine. 

Yoongi takes up a much faster pace, this time he shifts his mouth to your other tit and his hand reaches down to draw circles on your clit. The pleasure that you feel is unexplainable. You feel like you could faint from this. 

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck” a string of curses start flying out of your mouth when his cock hit your g-spot twice in a row. As a result your walls start squeezing his shaft and his cock starts twiching. 

“Cum on my cock, kitten” as if you obey his command, you cum on his dick. Yoongi follows right behind as he spills his seed in you. He bites on your nipple again and the pain overstimulates you. 

Yoongi pulls out his softened dick from your cunt and watches as his semen flows out. He chuckles at the sight. Your breath is heavy and ragged and seeing Yoongi chuckling at your fucked out form makes you angry. 

“What’s so funny?” you ask furiously. 

“Not funny but definitely amusing how you ended up bending before me.” He smirks again. Your jaw gets tight at his cockiness. 

“It’s a one time thing” you say as you start climbing down from the bar top. 

“Oh, kitten, you thought so. Cause now, you belong to me.” Yoongi says, grabbing his gun and pointing that to your temple. 

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[boomboxboi]

Reminder!

My asks are ✨open✨ and I also am open to roleplaying some JoJo.

Anyways!!!

What special dish is each GangStar known for? 🍝

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno loves to cook.

But, he’s not a very good cook.

One time, he tried to make his world famous minestrone.

Everyone ended up with food poisoning.

No one has the heart to tell him that his food sucks.

He just gets so excited to cook for others so they just grin and bear it.

Everyone dreads when Bruno cooks.

They suggest that they go out to eat, instead.

Leone Abbacchio

Abbacchio isn’t a huge fan of cooking.

He eats raw potatoes for a reason.

But if he has to cook, it’s always just bulk frozen foods that you heat up in the oven.

One time, he made bulk lasagna.

That was the most effort he put into a meal.

He does, however, enjoy making a good cocktail every now and then.

There is artistry behind that!

Pannacotta Fugo

Fugo’s a huge fan of eggs.

He can make any type of egg your heart would desire.

He also taught Narancia how to make scrambled eggs (which Narancia called Scraggle Eggs).

He particularly enjoys making veggie omelettes.

Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, and garlic with cheddar cheese.

He makes it at 3am when he thinks no one is awake.

There is always someone awake.

Narancia Ghirga

He can’t cook.

He tries but he grew up stealing his food and then eating from the garbage.

He’s not a picky eater, because of this.

In fact, he eats a lot.

Bruno taught him table manners and tried to teach him to cook.

Fugo had to un-teach Narancia those atrocities.

Narancia can now make ‘scraggled eggs’ and cinnamon toast.

Guido Mista

A true chef.

He claims to not be a picky eater.

But he enjoys quality food.

He is fond of roasting meat, in particular.

He makes an amazing whole roasted chicken.

Whenever he cooks, everyone is extremely satisfied.

He has tried to ‘help’ Bruno cook (aka do the cooking).

But Bruno somehow always manages to ruin the dish.

He looks away for .02 seconds and then Bruno does something and it’s immediately destroyed.

Giorno Giovanna

Giorno can’t cook.

He also thinks that Bruno’s cooking is fine.

He was the only one not to get food poisoning from the minestrone (dubbed monsterstrone by the others).

Abbacchio swears this means that Giorno is a demon.

Giorno does make a good salad, though.

As long as he doesn’t have to cook.

He can also make bread.

But that is baking.

[dumb-teambucciarati-headcanons]

It’s a race! The members of Team Bucci are individually sent to parallel versions of the second half of Part 4, and are informed they have to find and resolve the serial killer situation. Who gets second through seventh, assuming Abbachio wins by default thanks to Moody Blues.

Ok I’ve had this ask in my ask box for months and its about time I answer it. Yeah moody would definitely win that. Uhhhh

1. Abbacchio, as you’ve already covered

2. Bruno: he is up here only because he is weird. If he wasn’t he would be lower. So he hears about this serial killer, and what does he do? His lie detecting test … on everyone. And when Kira touches him and turns his arm into a bomb, it has already been detached from his body and he throws it back at him.

3. Trish: ok hear me out. She is a girl who has hands. So she has already found him. So he is a creep and follows her home, she turns her door into rubber when she opens it, when he goes to open it behind her he falls into the door and then she releases her ability on the door which causes him to be stuck in the door. Then she launches him into space idk.

4. Mista: his pistols steal food all of the time, so when they find a dismembered hand well Mista has already got the finding part done. But he is lower than trish because instead of catching the guy and launching him into space he gets shot with his own bullets. And Kira noticed his weakness and turns his bullets into bombs and then Mista has to retreat.

5. Narancia: yeah he is kind of a dumbass, but he is also very good at what he does. Especially when he gets focused. His ability to detect carbon dioxide would come in handy because Kira is kinda panicky when he is cornered. And Aerosmith could easily take care of the situation. But actually putting the pieces together of who it is and finding him is why he is ranked lower.

6. Fugo: he is low on this list because none of the girls who died told him what kind of music they listened to. I’m kidding, it’s because he gets held hostage by Rohan kishibe because his stand would make a good manga character. Heavens door took away all of his intellect and caused him to want to have his stand out forever but not use it’s power. Save him

7. Giorno: giorno is last on this list because he found the wrong guy. During the first episode when josuke is trying to touch the turtle and then those bullies smash it. Giorno assumes that the bully who smashed it is the serial killer, so he uses GER and send the kid into an infinite death loop. And when he finds out it was the wrong guy his response is “oh, well he took that turtles life. So he got Justice for what he did. I don’t feel bad”. And then he spends months turning things into frogs and stealing things and not finding the guy because it doesn’t help him become a GangStar so.

[thejojosanctuary]

heyy! hope you guys are having a wonderful day 💕 i was wondering if i could have headcanons of giorno, bruno, abbacchio, fugo, mista and narancia reacting to the gn! reader (who’s the boys’ crush) feeling down about never having been in a relationship, like not even one? ‘cause they hear about some of their friends either already being in relationships or talking to other people could potentially become their (s/o) if all goes well, and all of that makes the reader feel like maybe they’re undeserving of love? (just started getting emotional about the fact that i’ve been single my whole life and i haven’t found a guy i liked, despite me never being bothered about being single ahaha 🥲) tysm!!

Thank you so much hun I'm doing okay~! I hope that you're having an amazing day yourself ♡ it was super interesting to consider how each of the gang would react and I hope I did this justice~!

Gotta put it under a read more cause I got carried away lmao

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Giorno

♡ The sound of you sighing catches Giorno’s attention as you rejoin the gang shortly after excusing yourself to take a phone call, slumping into your chair a little harsher than intended and accidentally booting Mista under the table. That nets you a complaint and a nudge back from the gun-wielding stand user though Giorno can tell you’re barely paying attention as you try to go back to stirring your fork around your food, eyes unfocused as though your mind is miles away from the current moment. Few things slip past Giorno when it comes to you; it’s clear that there’s something weighing on you, and it doesn’t take much to put two and two together that it has something to do with whoever you were just speaking to.

♡ However, Giorno knows that you’re not going to talk about it surrounded by the rest of the gang so he acts accordingly. You’re still picking half heartedly at your dish when he shifts in his chair, leans just enough towards you that you can hear him over the heated food related debate brewing between the others, and asks if you want to come with him to get some fresh air. Smiles when you all but jump at the opportunity, out the nearest door grateful for the excuse to get out of the place for a second.

♡ He doesn’t press the issue at first, giving you a chance to lean against the nearest surface and let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding, It’s only when he can see you’ve calmed down a little that he broaches the subject, coming to join you at your side watching you worry your bottom lip as you consider opening up about it. But this is Giorno, he’s never given you a reason not to trust him, and with those blue eyes already studying you it doesn’t take much to start talking. 

♡ He listens to your worries about never being in a relationship, brought up once again by a comment from a friend talking about their latest love life. All it had taken was an innocent comment that you were missing out and suddenly it’s all you can think about. It’s a horrible feeling - you shouldn’t feel like you’re missing out but you do. You want to have the love that they have; the happy looks and the giddiness just thinking about your other half, and the little moments that make giving love and being loved in return worth it. Do you even deserve to have that? 

♡ You don’t mean for that last part to slip but it does. Suddenly there’s a hand resting over yours and you freeze, not even realizing that you’d started pacing until Giorno’s now in front of you, his hand giving a comforting squeeze. 

♡ Giorno’s not going to rush things and outright confess to you, not right now. If he did then he’s sure that you’d assume it was only out of pity and ruin all of the hard work that he’s been putting into gauging how you feel about others - specifically him. And now that he knows that you’re interested in relationships it’s a clear sign for the gangstar that he needs to be bolder in pursuing you romantically. Whether you’ve just never noticed his attempts to gain your affection or have merely brushed it off, believing all of the stolen moments together to be platonic thanks to your unlovable mindset this proves he’s done a poor job at showing you just how worthy of love you are.

♡ Right now you don’t need a confession, you need comfort, and Giorno’s hand never leaves yours as he assures you that you being unlovable couldn’t be further from the truth. Love has no timeline, and there’s nothing wrong with living your life and enjoying what the world has to offer while you wait for the person that’s deserving of you to give you everything you could possibly need. May or may not be talking about himself here, as he’s already thinking of ways to win you over as he rubs a thumb over your knuckles, offering to get you something to eat (since your original meal is probably cold by now) once you’re ready to head back inside.

Bruno

♡ You’re beginning to regret joining your friend a little for this excursion. Sure, it’s fun to have the chance to get out with some friends, and you’re not exactly the only one they dragged along for the night. But that doesn’t stop the pit that’s forming in your stomach watching everyone gradually being whisked away, either splitting with their significant others to spend time together or chatting it up with anyone bold enough to shoot their shot on the frankly gorgeous members of your friend group. And yet you’re still here, idly messing with your phone screen as you read over the latest message from said friend showing off the date they just scored and telling you not to wait up. 

♡ There’s no hiding how you’re feeling around the Capo. Even without the whole taste of a liar incident Giorno mentioned once Bruno’s got a good read on people. It’s a trait he’s always had and cultivated over the years, so he’d have to be blind to miss how your grip tightens on your phone and you bite the inside of your cheek trying hard to fight off the uncomfortable feeling you’re fighting to ignore.

♡ Not wanting to startle you, Bruno places a hand on your back and politely clears his throat as he joins you in your little corner of the room, resting his other arm against the railing watching your head snap up to look at him. You’re quick to fill him in, showing him the message before taking a look at the lovey dovey image sent along with it and sighing out a “Man, why can’t I have something like that?”

♡ That gives Bruno pause. It doesn’t take a genius to know what you’re talking about, but he’s surprised to hear that you’re interested in something like that. There’s a small hopeful spark in his chest hearing that you want a relationship, given that he’s been interested in you for quite some time, but then Bruno sees the way your expression falls. 

♡ “Guess I’m cursed to be single forever, huh?” 

♡ You mean for it to come out as a joke but Bruno doesn’t miss the somber tone that you try to hide behind a dry chuckle. Things don’t really stay a secret when you’re constantly around the gang, and briefly Bruno recalls the time you lunged for Mista a few weeks ago when, upon hearing you’d never had a relationship - not even a casual thing, had the mature reaction of parroting it back to you loud enough to turn the heads of half the people on the street. It’s clear that it bothered you then, but you seem so convinced that a relationship is out of your reach that even if you want it that no one out there could love you. Of course he knows better than anyone that this isn’t the case.

♡ He doesn’t want his personal feelings to get in the way of comforting you - you’re opening up a part of yourself that you hate to let others see to him and he knows better than to take advantage of that. Even so, something at the back of his mind yearns to say something, to do something that would prove without a shadow of a doubt that you are loved and worthy of love. For now he’ll keep those thoughts at bay.

♡ The hand on your back begins rubbing small circles and Bruno’s expression softens when you unconsciously lean into the touch. There’s a gentle sincerity to his voice when he tells you that there are many people who would tell you otherwise, who are out in the world all the poorer for not having been blessed by your love and affections. Had it come from anyone else you would have called their bluff immediately and ended the conversation there and then, but Bruno has a way with words. You can tell that these are words from the heart, though you don’t catch the emotion behind his words when he says that anyone who ends up with your love would be truly blessed.

♡ Bruno doesn’t press the matter any further than that but it seems to have done the trick. The bashful smile directed at him as you thank him for being so kind is one that he locks firmly into the back of his mind for later; for now he can be content just to ease your fears, even troubled by the twist in his chest from words better left unsaid.

Abbacchio

♡ Running into a friend while they’re on a date at the gang’s residential haunt wasn’t what you’d mentally prepared yourself for that day. Sure, you’d mentioned how great the food there was a couple times in the past, but you hadn’t actually expected to run into them and their partner here. Abbacchio gives you an unimpressed scowl watching you sink into your chair trying to minimize your presence but it’s already too late - the familiar squeal of your name is the only warning you get before there’s arms looped over your shoulders and you friend tries to somehow hug you out of your chair 

♡ Abba’s not fussed on watching you catch up with your friend, so he turns his focus elsewhere instead of wasting his time eavesdropping. It just so happens that he looks up right as your friend’s trying to coax you over to their table, dead set on introducing you to their partner that he sees the discomfort flit over your face. Your gaze drops to him for but a second, a silent plea for some help before you realize this is Abbacchio and you’re probably going to have to cave and just go along with your friend.

♡ And yet a grip on your wrist pulls you right back into your chair, not tight enough to hurt, but enough to turn your attention to Abbacchio who’s giving them a firm stare as he spits out “We’re busy; another time.” Your friend is quick to return back to their date at that point, citing to hang out with you later though you notice the way they speed up as they walk away from Abba’s disapproving gaze. 

♡ He pays little attention to the thanks you give him, making a noncommittal noise and acting like whatever he’s doing is far more important than watching you, but of course Abba can’t mind his own business when it comes to you. There’s no need to even tell him what you're feeling right now - he knows that look on your face well enough to know you’re conflicted and it isn’t hard to guess what about. He’d also been there at your little outburst at Mista the other week (and he may or may not have tilted his chair back to give you a boost to lunge for the hat wearing gangster at the time.) Since then he’s seen the frustration that mounts on your face each and every time someone comes to you about the latest relationship drama, like you want to be happy for these people, but a part of you envies what they have. 

♡ Abbacchio thinks about how stupid it is that your working yourself up thinking that you’re somehow unlovable and undeserving - it’s not the end of the world that someone hasn’t swept you off of your feet and proven that you’re loved and adored. And yet the thought of anyone else doing that leaves Abbacchio with a sour taste. You’re a good person, he doesn’t actively hate having you around, and he’d have to be blind not to notice that you’re annoyingly attractive - to Abbacchio it’s got nothing to do with you and everything to do with everyone else not being brave enough to give you what you deserve. The irony isn’t lost on Abbacchio; even still struggling to put into words exactly how he’s feeling for you he knows he likes you, but he’s not about to waste your time with a confession from a man who believes he’s barely a shred of the person he once was. A person who, in another life, on a different path, could have gladly been what you wanted all along.

♡ Won’t actively broach the topic, however when you ask yourself if anyone will ever like you like that watching the couple laughing and enjoying one another's company Abba butts in, telling you that’s not something you need to worry about before he can stop the words from coming out. It comes off a bit sharp but thankfully you don’t seem to take it the wrong way, and the smile he’s able to coax out of you as you once again thank him for the ego boost has his heart twist just enough to be uncomfortable. Uncomfortable, but not unwelcome.

Fugo

♡ “Hey, Fugo…do you think I’ll ever have that?”

♡ Fugo has no idea what you’re talking about as he looks up from what he was doing to see what you’re looking at. Following your line of sight he finds a couple cuddling up close as they walk together, oblivious to the world around them as they link arms and talk about something he can’t make out but can only assume it’s something sappy from the giddy tone in their voices. The face he makes seeing the openly unabashed PDA would have made you laugh if your eyes weren’t glued to the couple before you, an uncomfortable feeling making itself heavy in your chest. 

♡ It takes him a second to realize that’s who you’re talking about and scoffs before he realizes what he’s saying. “I didn’t know you were interested in that kind of thing.” 

♡ “Why wouldn’t I be?” you shoot back, and Fugo pauses at the sharp, defensive tone that your voice takes. Glancing at you out of the corner of his eye he’s shocked to see that not only do you look frustrated, you actually look hurt, and he realizes that he’s walked into a mess again. He doesn’t mean for it to come out like it did - an attempt to gauge if you were actually interested in a relationship backfiring spectacularly as you misunderstand his words as only solidifying that romance and you just don’t mix. That reality couldn’t be further from the truth, and he wants to kick himself for causing you to assume otherwise.

♡ He’ll struggle to admit it, but Fugo understands what you’re feeling better than he’d like to think. He’s had a couple of people that seemed interested in him, a few that were bold enough to call him cute or handsome, but the abrasive side of his personality when he’s upset puts up a barrier between them in the end. That’s his biggest concern when it comes to you too. You’ve seen him angry, seen the spats between him and the other younger members of Bruno’s gang, and every time that it’s happened all Fugo worries about is that he’s ruining how you see him; that eventually you’ll get fed up of it to and chalk him off as unlovable.

♡ So to know that you’re going through it too? Convinced that love is off of the table for you makes him want to take you by the shoulders and shake some sense into you telling you all the reasons why you’re so, so wrong that no one loves you - especially because he’s so down bad it’s ridiculous. If he were maybe Mista or Narancia he probably would have done exactly that, but thankfully Fugo has enough tact to use his words, especially when you go to leave and he hears you say “Maybe you’re right - shouldn’t worry about something I’ll never have.” 

♡ “Hey, I didn’t mean it like that!”

♡ Fugo’s apology is sincere, and at least stops you from walking away believing he genuinely didn’t mean to insinuate anything bad. He makes a point to tell you that he just didn’t know where you stood on wanting relationships - it’s not a conversation topic you shared willingly and was surprised . There’s a pause for a second before he adds that he does think you’ll have a love like that some day; waiting for the right person to come along doesn’t mean that you’ll never find love, and he thinks that you’ll find someone who makes you happy one day.

♡ He knows that you’d aren’t entirely convinced; you’ve been dealing with these thoughts popping up unwarranted for longer than he knows. But he plays it calm, pretending not to notice the glossy look in your eye and the sniffle you mask with a cough as you thank him. It’s enough to get you to stay, rejoining him back at the railing with a playful jab at his arm for being so sweet as you settle shoulder to shoulder and look down at the crowds once again.

Mista

♡ You’re nursing a drink at Libeccio’s as you pour your heart out to the first person unlucky enough to be at the usual table. Mista has no idea what’s going on listening to you talk about how all of your friends were in committed relationships or going out on dates, but you sound like you need a shoulder to complain on and he’s more than willing to be the guy you lean on till you’ve got it out of your system.

♡ It doesn’t click until he catches you grumbling about how you can’t help but feel a little jealous seeing everyone getting into relationships - is it so bad to just want a date when you’ve never even been asked out? Now THAT ends up getting his attention, and he almost chokes on his own drink slamming the glass down onto the tablecloth louder than necessary as he thumps a hand over his throat with a shout. 

♡ “NEVER? SERIOUSLY?!”

♡ That gets him a simmering glare as you look at him over the rim of your glass, the sour expression hidden behind a hard swig before you slam your own cup down. “Mista, I swear to god if you make a joke about this I-” He’s quick to cut you off, apologizing before you decide to throw the rest of your drink at him or something. He’s surprised mostly because Mista always assumed that you just weren’t looking to be in a relationship right now, and though you’ve talked about love lives before it’s always been light hearted. How could he believe that you’d never been in a relationship before? He’s always thought you were too hot not to have been snatched up by someone and now he’s hearing that you haven’t??? The hell, is everyone blind or something???

♡ Mista’s always had a bit of a casual approach to love and liking someone. If you’re looking for it then that’s fine, and if you’re not that’s fine too! - it’s not really a rush and more of a case of if it happens it happens. Then again it’s not something he’s ever really stressed over, Mista takes things as they come and tries not to work himself up over the small things. If he likes someone he’s pretty open about just telling them - at least he thought he was until he fell head over heels for you and has been making himself look like a fool for ages just trying to show off and somehow impress you into liking him back without ever actually telling you that he likes you.

♡ He’s got no hesitation telling you outright that people are losing out not trying to shoot their shot on someone like you, and the earlier comment about being blind makes the tenseness fade from your shoulders a little bit. You don’t look like you’re gonna lunge for him anymore, but he can tell you don’t fully believe him when he says that. Mista’s firm in telling you not to sweat about the whole relationship thing - when the time comes you’re gonna end up finding someone who’ll be tripping over themselves just to have a chance to make you happy. So enjoy the life you have while you’ve got it! Focus on what’s making you happy right now till someone comes along to really send you swooning.

♡ Makes a not-so-subtle joke about that person being closer than you think, but you guys have joked about this before so you assume he’s just pulling your leg and you none too gently nudge his leg under the table with a huff about knocking it off. Despite that it’s at least got a small smile back on your face again, which to him is about a big of a win he’s going to get as he reaches for his glass again, swirling the drink around as he tries to think of the best way to win you over. After all, he did promise to send you swooning, right? 

Narancia

♡ Narancia at first doesn’t get why you’re acting so down in the dumps as he watches you listen to your friend gush over the phone. Something about their partner and how they’re so excited for a date and making plans with you to help them pick out something cute yadda yadda yadda. Honestly he’s only half paying attention to whatever’s going on at the other end, more focused on plucking things off of the meal you’re sharing and moving your favorite pieces to your side of the plate for when you’re off of the phone - he’s considerate with these kinda things, y’know?

♡ At some point the phone call comes to an end, and Narancia gives you a soft nudge and pushes the meal closer to you so that you can enjoy your fill too, but whatever’s just happened has clearly tanked the happy carefree mood you were in before. You stare at the plate but don’t even move to pick up your fork, and when Narancia ducks his head to get a better look at your face you’re frowning. Had he done something wrong? Maybe he’d gotten the food mixed up and you didn’t actually like it - though he swore you’d mentioned just the other day how much you’d like this kind of stuff…

♡ Nearly jumps in his seat when your head drops into your hands, letting out a frustrated noise before throwing your head up and blurting what you’re thinking. “Why are relationships so hard?!” …okay, so it wasn’t the food. He’s not sure what to say to the sudden outburst, but thankfully you keep speaking, spilling your guts about how you’re starting to feel so lost; that you’re missing out on something wonderful because you haven’t even had a date, let alone a committed relationship. Is this how it was always going to feel? Like you were just some undateable figure no one even batted an eye at romantically???

♡ “Bullshit. Who wouldn’t wanna date you?”

♡ Narancia means every word of that statement, and yet hearing it put so bluntly leaves you literally speechless, whatever you were about to say next dying in your throat as you shoot up in your chair not quite believing what you just heard. Honestly, like Mista he doesn’t see the big deal - you’re feeling bad about it when you shouldn’t be, and he means it when he says who wouldn’t want to date you - of course he’s at the top of that list though so maybe he’s biased. 

♡ Would honestly see this as a clear chance to shoot his shot and would almost immediately ask you out. He likes you, so why would he wait when he can make you happy right now and finally score a date with you! You almost shoot him down straight away thinking that he’s making a joke of the situation or just doing it to somehow cheer you up out of pity. The thought of the latter makes you feel somehow worse, and Narancia needs to scramble over himself to cut you off before you really start believing those thoughts - he’s not lying when he says he likes you, you’ve gotta trust him!

♡ If you seriously don’t believe him then he’s just gotta prove it to you - just give him one chance at a date and he’ll set his heart on showing you that he really means it. 

♡ Definitely the most direct about it, the other guys need to take notes lmao

[strawberryvanillablast]

Vanilla Salt (Tsundere!Giorno Giovanna X Reader)

From the day he saved that gangster, Giorno Giovanna had only one goal in mind: to become the reigning gangstar of Passione no matter what the cost. As such, he had no time for thoughts of romance. The concept of romance, it seemed, was lost on him for quite some time.

One day, he decided to head for the local bakery to get some sweets, if only because Narancia wouldn't stop clamoring for them. He had to admit that it looked rather cozy, with the walls being a pastel pink. As he opened the door, it gave a neat little jingle to a comfortable air and adorable setting, with fancy chairs and tables all colored in pastels.

Giorno shook his head. There was no time for him to be sentimental. He needed to get the sweets for tonight's party. Browsing the sweets on the display case, he hummed. There were definitely lots of options that he could choose from for a quick snack, but which one should he pick?

"Hello," A pleasant voice caught his attention. "What can I do for you?"

He looked up to see sparkling (e/c) eyes along with the sunniest smile he saw outside of Narancia. He blinked as the person behind the case continued to smile before raising an eyebrow. They continue to smile.

"I was picking up a platter for tonight's party." Giorno replied in a very professional manner. "I believe it was under the name of Giovanna."

"Oh, right," They nodded. "You were the one to order the "Party-A-La-Palooza-Platter"! Luckily for you, it should be done in five minutes! In the meantime, would you like to have a sample of one of our desserts in the display case?"

"Oh, uh, yes," Giorno blinked, briefly stupefied. "I'll have the chocolate croissant."

"Alright," [Y/N] nodded, gently giving him the treat carefully wrapped in a colorful paper decorated with red hearts. "Here you are."

Giorno took the treat and observed the person behind the counter. As they went to get the party treats, he couldn't help but feel his heart in his chest beat just a little bit faster.

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

Now that he thought about it, they had an aura that he couldn't really place. It was an aura that felt rather different from the aura he'd felt in his teammates. This aura was something comforting he wasn't used to.

"Signore Giovanna," Their voice startled him out of his thoughts. "The platter is all ready for you." They smiled as they gave him the box. "It's going to be 49 euros!"

Before he got to paying them in full, his cell phone rang. Picking it up, he was then alerted that Mista was picking him up from the bakery. It was odd, considering that the bakery was only a short distance away, but he wouldn't question it for now.

"It looks like I have some time to spare for now." Giorno replied as he hung up the phone. He quickly glanced at their nametag, which was [Y/N].

"Oh, well, that's nice, Signore Giovanna." [Y/N] beamed, outstretching their hand. "By the way, I'm [Y/N] [L/N]. It's very nice to meet you!"

When Giorno grasped their hand, he felt his heart beating faster. The grip was firm but warm and immediately, that different comfort aura was amplified ten-fold. He blinked, immediately retracting his hand a bit hastily. There was a slight blush rising to his cheeks, which struck him as odd.

Why was he blushing? Why was he blushing? Why was he blushing?

"Thank you for your patronage, Signore Giovanna," [Y/N] graciously accepted the money that he almost forgot to give. "I hope that the sweets are to you and your friends' liking!"

Giorno could only give a nod as he hastily took a bite of the chocolate croissant. He felt his heart soar and his tastebuds cheer as the sweet, chocolatey goodness filled his stomach. He was nearly done when his mind was screaming at him to get to know [Y/N] better.

"I," Giorno hesitated, his thoughts working on overdrive. "I wanted to ask you a question."

"Mhmm," [Y/N] replied. "What do you want to ask?"

"What times are you open?"

While [Y/N] cheerfully listed off the times that the bakery was open in a week, Giorno was internally screaming at how he messed up and he couldn't let himself live this down. And, unfortunately, Mista was also witness to this exchange.

"Hey, Gio," Mista called out. "We need to get back to the villa or else Nara will get cranky and there'll be a fight and..."

"Alright, alright," Giorno mumbled, carrying the sweets. "I'm coming."

"Bye, Signore Giovanna," [Y/N] waved cheerily. "I hope you come back soon!" As the duo left, they didn't hear [Y/N] sweetly sighing. "He's so nice. I hope I can meet him again soon."

.

"What was that all about?" Mista asked as they exited the bakery.

"Never mind," Giorno grumbled, trying to hide his blush. "I got what we needed. Let's just get back to the villa."

As Mista snickered at this clumsiness, Giorno decided to take a short nap. As his eyes closed, his mind drifted back to [Y/N].

If it's just sweet, Then let's put salt in it

[astralcities]

giorno really is pretty interesting and unique at the beginning of part 5 like. that little ambitious offputting freakazoid is actually very dear to me. but the last time i remember him exuding any of that personality is when he does the piss jellyfish gambit and when the gang asks how he managed it he does that COCKY LITTLE GRINNN + head tilt and goes "who's to say? ^_^"

like. that's awesome. but from then on he fades into the background so completely. maybe in a different part he'd be a more interesting character but the gangstars are so full of personality that they just obliterate him in terms of where i'm directing my attention

[gallus-rising]

i hate my crossover AU Guns & Roses because it's impossible to use it with ask games. guys what is the fucking overlap between Vento Aureo and Enter the Gungeon fans be honest. also if you fall into this very specific demographic you're legally obligated to ask me questions about it. all the Gangstars are in the Gungeon for various reasons yes the entire named cast (except for the ones i haven't thought of yet >.>)

[wldrose]

Kugisaki arches an eyebrow. Very secretive isn't he? well, maybe not secretive, but shy perhaps? Sure, fine, she'll back off for now. Don't think this conversation is over.

"Uhhh, yeah. Don't know about school," She admits with a light shrug and works to pull out her side after he does his, "But I'm working as a model at that one job, Gangstar. I was there before they sent me back home and Django gave me back my job when I came back. Pretty neat if you ask me." As for what she planned on doing? Now, that's got her stumped. What WAS her long term goal?

"Anyway, are you planning on opening any other businesses? IF you do, maybe Itadori or Fushiguro can help you out." It'd help to get them out there, but it wasn't her job to get them doing things, right?

Why wouldn't I know, she asks... As Nobara begins barraging him with questions Eiden quickly takes advantages of the rules of the game. He lifts his palm up to break her down.

" Adults got their circumstances so anyway -- one question, remember? Give me a little break here."

" My turn now so... "

Think of something Eiden, he thinks to himself as he picks up another piece.

" ...you got any plans in here? Continuing school? Part-time jobs? "

[callmesumi]

YANDERE (IN SOME PARTS) SANGUE NERO (OC) x Reader/S/O bits

S/O is female in some of these and uses she/her pronouns in some, but there’s also ones for males

TW: mention of dicks, pussy and gay, woooo

Dark Themes (Gore, Blood, etc) as Sangue is a gangstar

Created on a thought lol

SANGUE NERO (YANDERE)

YANDERE ALPHABET

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Extremely intense once she has you right where she wants you. At the start of her obsession, expect gifts with a note with fancy handwriting (‘Morning, Gorgeous’ , ‘Hi, love. You’ve been working so, so hard, have this gift.’ , etc) like chocolate, sweets, etc. But as the weeks pass by, the gifts get more… gruesome to say the least. Use your imagination.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Oh, so, so messy. As I mentioned before; she works for the Italian mafia. She’s not afraid to get her hands dirty.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

She wouldn’t mock you stereotypically I guess per say, just ask how you think your family and friends are doing.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Not much, but Sangue likes the taste of blood. It’s what she’s named after, after all. She’ll dig a knife into her darling’s skin and lick the blood.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

On a scale of one to ten, a 4 on vulnerability. As much as she loves you, she can’t let her guard down so easily.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Betrayed. Awful. She’ll break your arm and patch you up, so you can’t escape for a while. Sangue will gaslight you, asking why you did it and how terrible you’ve made her feel and ask if you enjoy it.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

Semi-is a game to her. When the darling thinks that she’s gone out through the back door, when really Sangue hasn’t, she semi-enjoys watching you trying to escape and drags you to the bedroom to suck on darling’s dick or pussy.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

“Oh, sweet, dear (s/o), you tried to escape right under my nose, hm?” Torture. Simple word, torture. If you tried to escape in a way she really doesn’t like (example: while she’s busy talking to her teammates on the phone)

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

A family. Either adoption (for all you females and infertile males, don’t worry nothing to be ashamed of 💋) or …biologically. (Males)

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Despite her “cold emo boss facade”, she gets jealous quite easily. She especially doesn’t like you talking to any friends she deems ‘too close’, sorry but your never seeing them again. Expect a breaking news about their death the very next few hours.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Only God knows how many kisses she gives you on the daily. You tried counting once and ended up at in the 3 digits.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Dunno what do for this.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Maybe, maybe not. Figure it out yourself~

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Spanking, Choking, Need I say more?

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Right to see:

Family, Friends (If they’re misbehaving)

Gone

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Quite patient if they behave.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Ha, not in a million years… unless she finds somebody else.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Life, man, life.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Wipe away the tears if able.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

I don’t think so. Idk—

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

She loves blood and calls her dad for two hours every Saturday, it’s not entirely impossible to escape for a little while. But again, she works for Passione. You’ll most likely be found before you can even escape the city.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Out of love.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Almost any length.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Four weeks.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Maybe.

NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Lots of cuddles, a glass of water and kisses.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sangue’s favourite part of her body is her hands, no she doesn’t have a hand kink… probably. Her favourite part of her partner’s body is their lips.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Male S/O:

Likes to lick up the semen from their cock.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Likes blood being involved. Neck biting hard enough to draw blood stuff like that

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She knows extremely well what she’s doing and is experienced.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Male:

Mating press

Female:

Idk just any?

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very serious. If your extremely dear to her, she’ll allow a joke or two.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet indeed matches the drapes. Almost no hair down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very lovey-dovey no matter the gender.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Masturbates every week or so.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Spanking or being spanked, daddy/mommy kink, choking or being choked.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, alley, kitchen.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

DILFS, chubby girls and guys (loves the thighs), somebody a bit shorter than her (she’s 7’5 okay? Not many people are that height)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nasty bathroom stuff.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Pretty skilled at giving, likes her pussy licked every few weeks.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Idk.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They think quickies are okay every few weeks.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She’s pretty vanilla I guess, she likes to take risks sometimes.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The longest she’s gone for is 12 rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She owns a few vibrators and dildos. She buys a few fleshlights for her male and trans s/o when they can’t if you/they (if you aren’t of that gender) ask. Uses the vibrators on female and male s/o and uses the dildos on female if they want her to, and male if they ask.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Likes being teased and likes teasing.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Pretty loud for their s/o, however for a one night stand she’s pretty quiet.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She got caught by her dad fucking her boyfriend in her bedroom during her teen years.

“Sangue, what the duck” was all Risotto could say.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty big chest and a medium sized ass with thicc thighs. They’re strong enough to crush a watermelon lol (she’s killed a few people using this method)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’m not sure if she ever sleeps, tbh.

[ask-the-gangstars]

Ciao! I’ve gathered up my team to answer your questions! We are here for fun and not for an ulterior motive for gathering information about the upper tiers of Passione.

Please, ask us whatever you like! Or tell us an interesting fact!

Take a look at our About Page while you’re here!

Arrivederci!

[boomboxboi]

Hey hey I recently discovered your page and I absolutely love your headcanons; they’re adorable !

If asks are still open I’m curious to know how you’d think the GangStars would do pet/house-sitting 🤔

THANKS!

I enjoy making them and I appreciate the ask!

And a very valid question to ponder!

Bruno Bucciarati

If he wasn’t perpetually busy, he would LOVE to pet/house sit!

He also would do a damn good job at it.

He loves helping out his community, after all.

Bonus points if it’s a big and goofy dog.

He’d also go on walks with the big goofy dog.

In a fresh pressed suit.

And a power stride.

He does tend to delegate the task to other members of his team.

But occasionally (aka when he CAN) he will do it himself.

Leone Abbacchio

He’s indifferent.

It’s not that he dislikes animals.

But unless he really likes that person (aka if they’re Bruno, Fugo, Mista, or Narancia), then he’s not going to really go out of his way unless he’s told to do it (by Bruno).

He hates how wet dogs smell.

But cats are okay.

And so are little dogs.

Especially little dogs.

Abbacchio has purse pet vibes, to me.

Pannacotta Fugo

The fact that he would be trusted with such a task, despite his anger issues, would honor him.

He would do his absolute best.

Of course, something goes terribly wrong.

Not because he miscalculated anything or was irresponsible.

But because that’s just how Fugo’s luck works.

He won’t be asked twice by the same person.

But Bruno will always vouch for him.

He’s responsible.

Narancia Ghirga

He would be beyond thrilled!

But you probably shouldn’t trust him.

One, he will try to throw some crazy party in the house.

And he’ll skip corners or simply forget all the details.

But all the pets literally love him.

He gets asked more than Fugo.

Fugo hates this because Narancia is not responsible.

But secretly?

Narancia just has a way with animals.

Especially little ones like rabbits, gerbils, birds, etc.

Guido Mista

Just behind Bruno (and Giorno), Mista is probably the best person you could ask.

He’s not irresistible and doesn’t forget.

In fact, he’s meticulous.

After all, he has to look out for the Pistols.

He also will happily do extra tasks if needed.

Like take your pet to the salon or parks.

Maybe he’ll train them little tricks, too.

But people overlook him.

They think he’s irresponsible because he comes across as lackadaisical.

Giorno Giovanna

He’s stupidly good and trustworthy.

Just like he knows ALL the plant facts, he knows ALL the animal facts.

And he loves animals.

Your pets are in the absolute best care with Giorno.

Fugo will often ask him simply HOW he gains everyone’s trust so easily with their homes and fur babies.

He also gives good pet advice.

Is your cue baby sick?

He likely knows what’s wrong.

He should have been a veterinarian and not the friggin’ Don.

Maybe in another life.

[missteriouslyblogged]

@ask-the-gangstars I really tried to do your blog justice, and had an amazing time voicing it (and to the best of my abilities)! So I hope you like it!! <3

[depechetosacramento-blog]

Dépêche: Quoi?

David: I don’t know what that means...  I’m sorry!

(David’s the babard and Dépêche is the bastby, for reference)

[the-deadlock-south]

Half of being good at Ashe is just hitting those dynamites and exploding them on multiple targets. It's got a very predictable path so with enough practice you can hit it consistently. I can frequently hit it even when my tanks step into my line of sight.

the problem i have with ashe's dyanmite is that it IS incredibly accurate and it goes FAR but for some reason i have it nailed in my head it has a heavy arch and it doesn't travel far

[ask-twins-of-the-garden]

😱 Go ahead, kill the little bri'ish boy (scenekid-gangstar)

Why are you even asking questions like that!?

@scenekid-gangstar