#ask risotto

[jo-gakky]

WE NEED LA SQUADRA VERSIONS OF THOSE MERMAID KEYCHAINS

AAAA I HAVEN'T DECIDED ON WHAT TO DO WITH THE REST OF THE MEMBERS YET, BUT HAVE RISOTTO AND GHIACCIO FOR NOW! <3

[kots-kots]

au idea: risotto nero, but he's part pillarman

WAIT I ACCIDENTALLY DREW HIM AS A FULL PILLAR WHOOPS

IT WAS FUN THO LOL

[jojo-phase]

prosciutto and risotto text posts please :3

this is the last risotto request I’m gonna accept for a while now bc I’m straight up running out of text posts for him lol 🍚🥓

[goatpaste]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH DUDE LOVE YOUR ART!!! could you do bi/trans risotto or melone pls?? :3

hope you dont mind i included vers with my own bitrans flag lol

icons free to use with credit!

Buy your local Bitrans Man a Kofi!

[jjbabies]

Have you ever heard an argument between the children that you try not to laugh at because it’s too silly?

Quite a few, actually. Lets go down the list, shall we?

-Joseph and Caesar arguing over whether or not lasagna was three or four pastas tall (as in, the number of layers to it)

-Diego arguing with Blackmore that dinosaur nuggets are in fact made from dinosaurs and thats why they’re all gone

-Risotto and Polnareff arguing about what color dragons should be (Risotto says red, Polnareff says green)

-and lastly, Dio arguing that dogs are actually ugly cats while Kars says that dogs are their own animal

Honestly, half the time, I can’t think of a way to settle these debates. They’re just too funny!

[ask-prosci]

Adding them to the jar.

[slashthrashandcrash]

Danny begrudgingly eating the cookies and carrots Ramona leaves out for Santa /j

Begrudgingly my ass that's free food he didn't have to make himself

[boyfriendblogging]

I deoonn't know anything abt these object shows, but yeah... hi bro B) -@graveluvr

HEY. HEY????? WHAT THE HWLL DUDE I LOVE YOU

[icerisotto]

Hi do you think you could write about la squadra and a new teammate who’s quiet and reserved majority of the time but one day they catch them laughing their asses off at one of formaggios really bad stupid jokes?

‹ honestly, i've imagined two scenarios this request: la squadra under diavolo's reign and la squadra under giorno's reign.

‹ it may look inaccurate regarding the gw timeline, but i'm using my headcanon timeline (which can be seen here) in which sorbet and gelato actually died in mid-2000.

‹ with that being said, double scenario!

⌦ warnings: gender-neutral character, mentions of death, mentions of depression, referenced violence, non-canon information, canon events.

➢ scenario one (diavolo).

☆ sorbet and gelato's death impacted the group in every single way it could. it blew their confidence, ruined their already-strained relationship with the boss, and brought shame to their name.

★ as a way to make sure they weren't trying to plot against him again, diavolo assigned a newbie to the team to halt any attempt of betrayal weeks later. a young, reserved and quiet person, enough to unnerve any traitor.

☆ it worked, as la squadra felt too uncomfortable around the newbie to make any other move. some of them even theorized that the newbie was sent to supervise them. naturally, their discomfort turned into hatred very quickly.

★ prosciutto deliberately hated the newbie because of their mysterious personality, even though he tried to keep his cool to preserve his image as the second-in-command. he'd never talk to them aside from missions, and would constantly use training or punishments to take his anger and frustrations on the newcomer.

☆ ghiaccio also openly hated the newbie and believed them to be a spy of the boss. he wasn't afraid of beating the shit out of the newbie if they ever cross his path or boundaries (something extremely easy to do, considering his mood swings). as a fellow, ghiaccio hardly acknowledged the presence of the stranger.

★ pesci is a gentle guy but loyal to his brother. when he realized prosciutto despised the newbie, he automatically avoided being seen talking to them. it didn't mean he was rude or cold like the others: he was willing to welcome the newbie instead of distrusting them over something they had no say in, giving them knitted gifts and food behind the others' backs.

☆ illuso knew how it felt to be hated by his teammates, especially because of his rough start in la squadra. he still decided to ignore the newbie's presence, much like ghiaccio but without the violence part. he simply distrusted them and refused to be friends with them, sometimes walking out of the room or into the mirror world whenever the newbie showed up.

★ risotto welcomed the newbie normally but lacked warmth due to his friends' deaths. he couldn't embrace the newbie as a true part of the team and only stepped up for them in extreme cases. in general, the capo kept his distance from the newbie and barely talked to them outside their working hours.

☆ formaggio was the closest friend of sorbet and gelato, almost a third party of their couple. he was miserable once the lovers died to the point he almost died of depression. a newbie wasn't what he wanted, not in the slightest. at first, he was hesitant and even resented the newcomer, but he soon overcame his grief and returned to his normal self. he's the only one to treat the newbie like a friend.

★ melone was neutral. while he also was very close to sorbet and gelato, he knew it'd be stupid to lash out at someone who was a mere pawn of diavolo's wicked plans. he was skilled enough to detect any malice in someone, so his suspicions died down after a few months. of course, he still kept his distance just for the sake of his friends' feelings.

☆ la squadra started changing their minds after a year went by without any incident. the newbie proved to be a strong-minded person, not giving up or cracking even though they went through many incidents and violent outbursts caused by the team.

★ some of them regretted their behaviors, some didn't. however, they all agreed the newbie wasn't trying to betray the team nor represented any risks, thus being worthy of their trust and decent treatment.

☆ the newbie was always accompanied by formaggio ever since their arrival as he was the only welcoming member of the team. they were extreme opposites: while the newbie barely talked, formaggio kept the mood bright.

★ during a celebration among passione members, everyone gathered at the bar as formaggio told them one of his silly, overused jokes. at that point, 2/3 of the team was drunk.

☆ formaggio's joke was interrupted by a cackle. everyone was surprised to hear the newbie's laughter for the first time, as they always looked neutral 24/7. some of them could recall hearing a similar sound at midnight when walking down the hallways, but who could think the newbie was responsible for that?

★ formaggio bragged about making the newbie show their soft side, happy to be the one to achieve this. pesci and melone laughed, illuso sneered, while prosciutto and ghiaccio were visibly surprised (although they pretended to not care). risotto remained stoic with a hint of a smile, secretly enjoying seeing his friends bonding.

☆ it still took them a lot of time to accept the newbie completely, but they were embraced after a long period. even though la squadra still felt hesitant around the newcomer, the display of humanity eased their minds. finally, they were ready to move on and let go of their grudges.

➢ scenario two (giorno).

☆ la squadra was livid once diavolo died. having a teenager controlling the mafia was concerning at first, but giorno's management deeply pleased them. they got raises and territories, all they ever asked for.

★ however, after cutting their main income (drugs), passione struggled to keep their balance. as a new alternative, giorno split the drug division and sent their members to other teams. that's how la squadra gets a newbie after so long.

☆ at first, prosciutto didn't appreciate the new member. he was stressed enough with five idiots under his belt, so another one was hell. however, he felt less grumpy once he came to realize the newbie was reserved and silent, something he appreciated. generally, he made small talk always related to work.

★ ghiaccio hated the idea since the beginning and vocalized his dissatisfaction very often. again, he'd throw hands if he ever felt disrespected or cornered. he still kept his distance once he realized the newbie was nothing like the others. they looked annoying in his eyes.

☆ pesci felt excited by the arrival of a new friend, that is until they met. serious people scared him, so he started avoiding the newbie much like he did with risotto, illuso, and ghiaccio in the past. prosciutto and risotto's serious face was enough for him, he didn't need anyone else scaring him (even if not on purpose). it took him a while to get used to their personality.

★ illuso didn't care much. he felt a little pissed about the disruption of their team dynamic at first but quickly overcame it once the newbie proved to be a decent asset instead of a crybaby or loser. in general, he didn't initiate any dialogue and felt relieved the newbie was reserved.

☆ risotto was secretly happy about the newbie's personality. from the hardheaded (illuso and prosciutto) to the silly (formaggio), weird (melone), coward (pesci), and violent (ghiaccio) members, every entry on the team was probation to the capo. he almost knelt and thanked god once he met the newbie, appreciating their reserved behavior. in general, the capo treated them like he'd treat the others.

★ once formaggio met the newbie, his new goal was to make them crack. he wanted to be friends with them and share nice moments. it became a full goal of his, and he'd spend 100% of his time chasing the newcomer everywhere they went while trying to squeeze a single smile out of them.

☆ melone, much like formaggio, became intrigued with the newbie's cold facade. he and personal space were enemies. he wanted to decode every inch of the newcomer's personality, often asking them personal questions to no avail. he cherished every nugget of information he got.

★ by the second or third month, everyone got used to the newbie's presence. some of them still felt hesitant around them but had some respect. pesci, melone and formaggio were the ones who actively befriended the newbie, even though they were stiff and quiet.

☆ somehow, the newbie accepted an invitation to play poker with la squadra after formaggio begged on his knees for them to join the game. even prosciutto got forced to participate by risotto.

★ a few empty bottles later, the game got serious and the bets started. melone had lost a bet and had to remove his shirt, revealing a so-then-hidden tattoo. it looked botched and silly. as formaggio made a nasty joke about it, the newbie snorted.

☆ all eyes were on them, as everyone felt genuinely surprised to see the newbie laughing so hard over such a silly joke. it was the first time they ever saw their teeth. tears of joy slid down their face, mostly because of how intoxicated they were.

★ even though they agreed not to make the newbie feel ashamed about that incident nor comment on it later, la squadra felt more comfortable about befriending them after realizing they only needed a little hand to be likable.

[ask-la-squadra]

Hey everyone,

Taking inspiration from one of my favourite blogs @ask-team-bucciarati I am starting this page.

Ran by @pannac0ttafug0

Disclaimers:

- There is a lot less canon info for La Squadra's members so this is going to be very headcanon based, if people submit scenarios or ideas that I like I will use those too

- I am a very busy person so I will try to be as frequent as possible however I attend university and work and try to maintain a steady social life so please forgive me in advance, I will try to answer every possible ask but forgive me if some of them take a while

- I am basing this on them all being alive and only 'defeated' in the canon rather than killed, after Giorno assumes position as Don, they are rehired as a hitman team, also Gelato and Sorbet are still alive

Anyway I will probably add to this as time goes on, my limits are anything heavily NSFW as I'd like this blog to be accessible for minors too and I'd feel uncomfortable posting that kind of thing on here, if you're unsure of that limit, submit anyway, and if your ask isn't posted you know why :) (Thirsting and jokes are allowed just nothing too explicit)

Anything that is in the original media (mention of sex, condoms, swearing, drugs etc) is allowed however if it gets too explicit I wont answer since I don't want to make it more NSFW than the original. For example, drugs are mentioned but mostly in a bad way and therefore I will not be posting about drugs in a positive light (besides cigs, alcohol, and weed). I hope this makes sense.

[velvetcider]

If youre reading this go work on your project for 5 minutes

You mean the 3d "Lovecraftian Risotto fucks up Doppio" project?

I've been slacking off because I ran into an issue where the POV camera moves more than the head whenever Doppio's head is turned.

I might ask good ol' Reddit for the fix!

Don't worry! I do want to finish it!

[sillygoofypart5]

DO RISOTTO'S HAT BELLS GIVE HIM AWAY WHILE DOING THINGS. PLEASE. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

everyone in la squadra knows when his jingly ass is coming back from a mission. they can hear the bells approaching

[wryyys666]

old headcanon/for fun redesigns of the vento aureo cast :]

[jojo-phase]

la squadra text posts. speficially risotto

it ended up being all risotto sorry 🍚⛓️

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it's a silly little inside joke in an au with me and mutuals about risottaro(risottto x jotaro) and I think it would be funny if my friend who's a big fan sees it on your blog for the pride asks (bonus if they're at the aquarium)

lol yeah why not, here you go bud <3

Buy your local Bi trans Man a Kofi!

[jjbabies]

Hello hello! Passing by to give some frozen fruits as snacks to the part 5 kids today (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Yummy!! It took the kids awhile to eat because they’re frozen, but it was a great way to pace their eating! Secco has a habit of eating super fast and getting hiccups.

-Cioccolata gave Secco his blackberries. He can’t stand them. Icky!

-Polpo tried to steal Giorno’s raspberries. Giorno is now labeled as a biter…

-Mista and Narancia decided to mash their berries and make art with the mess! Very, very sticky art.

-Fugo and Ghiaccio spent 20 minutes trying to trade fruit with each other, but neither were willing to actually let go of the fruit they didn’t even want.

-Risotto had some sensory issues with his fruit, so we let it warm up before he continued eating.

-Bruno and Abbacchio shared strawberries together!

-Prosciutto, Melone, and Illuso had to keep Trish away from the pink fruits they were eating. Its her favorite color after all!

-Doppio and Diavolo ate at the cubbies together, and Doppio realized how much he loves mango!