#ask choptop

[livindeadgirlgrav]

chop top and nubbins (separate) fingering and eating 🐱 headcannons😳🥰???

Ooo okay okay ngl when I first read this I didn’t see the separate 😅 I was like waiiiitt😟

Also this is my first time writing for Chop-top!🫣

Warnings: NSFW! 18+!!, mature content, inappropriate content, sexual content, violence, slashers, blood, gore, cannibalism, first time, teaching, etc

Nubbins Sawyer

Nubbins is very handsy. He’s a hands on learner so of course he’s grabbing after you whenever he can. He doesn’t take offense if you gently push him away, he’ll just grab after your waist or wrist to pull you towards him.

The first night you two did anything sexual it was noticeable that Nubbins didn’t quite know what to do, so of course you guided his hands to touch your breast and then lower.

Let’s just say Nubbins rough hands are more delicate than you know! For a man who seems lacking in experience he knows exactly how to touch you.

Nubbins will rub you through your pants before letting you guide his hand over your pants. He’ll run his fingers up and down your slits watching your face heat up. Nubbins loves the soft moans that leave your lips with each movement he makes.

It doesn’t take him long to find your clit, knowing he found it with the slight jump followed with your eyes closing and mouth forming a perfect oh. He’ll rub it in circular motions for a while then proceed to run his fingers through your now wet lips.

Before you know it Nubbins will slip two of his beautiful fingers inside of your folds, taking note that you enjoy this with how you moan once more throwing your head back and gripping onto his shirt.

Nubbins will pump his fingers in and out slowly watching your face contort in beautiful expressions. As nubbins picks up speed you’ll moan more and grip onto him tighter

He’ll definitely kiss and nip at your neck and whisper into your ear.

“That feels good doesn’t it?” He’ll ask as he rubs himself through his pants continuing to finger you picking up more speed as he becomes needy for you.

Nubbins will definitely rub your clit with his thumb as he pumps his fingers into you. He loved how loud you moaned and was very proud when he realized he could make those pretty noises come out of you just with his fingers.

Nubbins isn’t ashamed to eat you out, in fact he enjoys oral. Giving and receiving. He enjoys the way you taste. He usually doesn’t do one without the other so you know if he’s fingering you, he is definitely going to get a taste right after he is done toying with your insides.

He will remove his hand from your pants and quickly pull you down and will move down so his face is between your legs. Nubbins will pull your pants down with ease and without hesitation will quickly start licking and nipping at your soft pink lips.

When you first showed Nubbins oral he absolutely loved it and asked to suck you, of course resulting in you giggling.

Now eating you out was nearly an everything day. Nubbins loves to lick up and down your folds and suck on your little clit causing you to moan and grab his hair. He absolutely loves it when you pull his hair just don’t pull to hard or he’ll let you know with a quick nip at your clit.

When you cum Nubbins won’t stop. He’ll slurp up the juices before going right back to licking and sucking but Nubbins also enjoys sucking your clit while he pumps his fingers inside of you. Toying with your walls as he licks your clit nearly dry.

When it comes to your time of the month it doesn’t matter to Nubbins he will happily get a towel for you and go to town on your strawberry shortcake.

When Nubbins is done fingering you he’ll definitely lick your juices off his fingers, loving the way you taste he’ll also give you his thumb to suck on; giving you a hint of the wonderful taste.

Chop top

Like his twin Choptop is also very handsy and inexperienced. But trust me he’s a fast learner and is quick to figure things out.

Choptop doesn’t wait time going over your pants, he’ll just time them off. Forcing them out of his way. And I hope your don’t have your favorite panties on for there’s a good chance he’ll rip them off.

He rub his fingers up and down your pink little folds watching his movements and the way your lips mold to his fingers.

Choptop will look between your face and his hand movements the entire time. And before you know it he’ll already be two fingers deep pumping in a speedy way.

Before you get a moment to catch your breath he’ll be between your legs sucking your clit as his fingers pump into your wet folds.

Choptop loves to bite at the skin around your pink skin. He loves hearing the whines and whimpers you make with each nip and movement of his fingers.

He has no shame and with finger you anywhere. The main reason you can’t wear skirts around him but of course skirts are his favorite.

As he pumps his fingers into your fold and sucks your sensitive rosebud. He will quickly wiggle his two fingers up and down to give you a different sensation. And after a while Choptop figures out that he can hum to cause your swollen clit to vibrate.

Choptop loves to hum his favorite songs while he’s eating you out

And when it comes to your time of the month it’s a okay! Choptop doesn’t care about making a mess.

After fingering you he’ll definitely shove his fingers into your mouth for you to suck clean.

Choptop thoroughly enjoys when you suck his fingers while he eats you out shoving his tongue inside your folds to lick your pink walls and slurp the juices within them.

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Welllll I hope you guys enjoyed reading!! Thank you tons for the request!! 🖤

[raynotraymond]

Hai chat, I met Bill Moseley.

[knifetomeatu]

I think Nubbins and Choptop were like more violent versions of Dennis the Menace as kids, complete with slingshots

you are so right for this anon there is NO WAY those two werent little chaotic shits destroying everything in their paths with utter glee lmfao imagine having to deal with these THINGS😭

[oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid]

Hello, I was wondering if you can draw a raccoon or whatever type of creature Sawyer twins? Also how are you?

I’m not great at drawing animals but I tried! Also I’m doing great, thank you for asking

I decided to make their birthmarks/Chop’s plate into scaring or something, just seemed like a good idea

[ar3s-r4t-qu33n]

Apparently Choptop is confirmed to not be coming to TCM ☹️

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

I need an oiled up twerk contest between nubbins and choptop I know this sounds like a joke BUT ITS NOT! I want that I NEED that!!!

📬 If everyone sends a letter about this to their local member of council, maybe- just MAYBE.....

they will be extremely confused and ask please that you do not write to them about this topic again

[skeletons-and-roses]

I got a good few words to use

Did Darla ever wanted a daughter? Like did she pick out a name for a girl?

This is an something related to bubba to

If bubba uses different pronouns around their mother. Did she tell him the name so they could use it?

I think Darla would be a little bit apprehensive about having a daughter because she was treated differently most of her life because her parents thought she wasn’t “pretty” or “feminine” enough to really qualify as a woman and wouldn’t want her potential daughter to be treated that way by people either. However she did always want to have someone be named after herself so in order to kinda achieve this she used the first three letters of her name to name her first baby, Drayton, and with Bubba Darla used her last letter so that both their names could end with the letter A. (If twins were girls Nubbins would be named Nellie and Chop (Robert) would be Roxanne or Rachael)

I think for the second question it really depends on how Bubba presents themselves like if it’s his usual workmen getup than he would go by he/him, when wearing the lady mask Bubba would go by they/them, and for a full feminine getup it would be she/her. For when Bubba feels more like being feminine the name she would go by would either be Barbie or Dolly (since Dolly almost sounds like Darla and Barbie because to Darla they remind her of a doll)

[chainsawhouse]

I thought you might know since you have lots of insider info seemingly- is choptopsbbq still a functional website? the shop and the email address listed there and stuff, would all of that still work?

The website still works! not everything is functioning, though.

All the Links in Info are outdated, and Flashroom & Crazy Piano don't work at all since flash is no longer supported. Everything else still works, more or less.

you can visit the site here.

[ashyy-slashyy]

my asks are open for drawing requests!! ill take anything relating to evil dead, texas chainsaw massacre, reanimator, etc! id especially love to get some ash requests, so send anything you can think of and ill make it a reality

[oso-nan]

has someone made gifs of the two times luigi has ripped his shirt off yet

[i-am-thevoid]

ok wait i found a new function in the tcm game, when i was chasing someone with sissy it gave me the option to barge her and i really wanted to try that but it wouldve been an asshole move to do it to a stranger but i NEED to know what it does

[lace-coffin]

Hi! Can I ask how the slashers would feel if they ever accidentally hurt their s/o? Gender and everything is up to you!

How slashers would react to Accidently hurting their S/O

Thank you so much for my first ever request ah! I hope you enjoy 💖

Requests are open!

Warning for blood/injury - mild sexual content/reference to sexual activity and power dynamics -unhealthy relationships (I think?)

Reader is gender neutral!

Bubba sawyer

Most likely happened via Bubba playing too hard and Accidently pushing you over or being a bit too heavy handed with you. If it’s a case of them mistaking you for a victim and catching you with their chainsaw before being able to stop then they’ll be even more in inconsolable : (

Stops and stares for a minute to process what’s happened before devolving into full blown panic.

She’ll drop whatever she’s doing to carry you back to the house, even if that means letting the victim escape and having Drayton yell at her.

Will hurriedly explain in rushed sign to either Choptop or Nubbins to go take care of the victim as he’s busy caring for you.

Checks you over frantically. Please explain you’re going to be ok and help them calm down.

Once he knows you’re not in any danger he’ll feel absolutely awful about it and whine apologies to you even if you tell him that it’s ok and it wasn’t their fault.

Please comfort them once you feel better and reassure them.

Will insist you come up with a verbal and nonverbal sign to give if they’re accidently messing around to hard.

Will make you agree to stay in the house out of the way when victims are around so you don’t Accidently get hurt again.

Thomas Hewitt

After another night of Hoyt berating him for things out of his control, Tommy storms off to the basement to cool off. You follow after him, intending to comfort and wanting to help. You place a hand on his shoulder without thinking, forgetting he doesn’t enjoy physical touch without warning, thinking it might help. Whipping around he grabs your wrist a little too hard, causing you to wince.

He snatches his hand back as soon as he realises what he’s done.

Tommy will bring you to Luda may to have her check you over and assess the damage.

Once he knows you’re safe he’ll confine himself to the basement for a few days, only coming out to eat but even then it’s tense.

He’s truly sorry and feels like all those people who called him a monster and an animal were right, he hurt the one he cares about most, after all.

After a few days apart, a lot of hushed words of affirmation and kisses/nose bumps he’ll feel comfortable being with you again.

You know to let him cool off by himself and come to you when he’s ready after a heated argument now.

Michale Myers

You jump out at Michael thinking it would be funny to catch the shape off guard for once and not the other way around. Unfortunately this backfires and he swings his knife at you, thinking it may be an intruder since you’ve never pulled something like this before, You manage to jolt out of the way but the knife still catches you in the shoulder. Thankfully, it’s only superficial and will heal, but it still looks like it needs medical attention.

Initially Michael looks at you unamused, granted it’s hard to tell what he’s feeling underneath the mask. He gives you a kind of “well If you weren’t being dumb this wouldn’t have happened” attitude. However this is a front for the actual panic he refuses to show on the surface.

Having a few cuts and scratches isn’t super uncommon when your with Michael considering his tastes involving knives in bed ; )

Usually hurting others comes naturally and without remorse to Michael, so it shakes him to his core that he’s actively worrying about your wellbeing instead of feeling the usual indifference.

It disturbs him that he actually cares about someone enough to feel remorse for his actions.

After unceremoniously pulling your shirt off and looking the wound over he forces you go to A&E, practically marching your ass out the door.

Since he’s basically an escaped criminal he can’t exactly casually walk in the hospital with you, however he will stalk you the entire time, lurking close by to make sure you arrive and leave safely.

Although he usually has his guard up he vows to try be a little less bristly with you from now on if it means he doesn’t have to see you hurt and feel that awful tug of regret/worry in his chest.

Jason voorhees

You went out looking for Jason one night after he hadn’t returned to the cabin by his usual time. You were worried he’d been overpowered by a group of trespassers or caught in a trap and didn’t have any way to communicate that to you. The woods were beautiful but so dense and vast, getting lost or injured in the thick of them may as well be a death sentence.

Whilst searching for your missing partner you get your leg snagged in a bear trap he had set out previously for the trespassers. You howl in pain as you hear the sickening snap of your ankle between the traps jaws.

Jason was trudging his way back to the cabin when he heard it. Knowing that wasn’t a rougue teen as he’d cleared them out already, alarm bells went off in his head. He stormed to scene as fast as he could.

He could have sworn his undead heart stopped for the second time as he saw you sitting there in agony, murky blood seeping into the forest floor.

He rushes to your side and looks frantically between the trap and your teary face, he knows he’s going to have to disengage the traps and for you it’s going to be..less than pleasent.

He signs for you to grip onto his arm for support. Since he’s already dead and regenerates fairly quickly he feels it’s the least he can do to let you grip his arm for dear life as he wrenches the trap from your shattered ankle. If you cause any damage to his arm (which is very unlikely) it will heal up in no time anyway.

Once he’s carried you back to the cabin he’ll be frantically following Pamela’s directions in his head for what to do and how to clean/ wrap it.

If the damage is extensive he’ll relent and let you go to the hospital, only if a trusted friend takes you though, he’ll be sitting by the window of your shared cabin every minute until you return back to him.

You’re no longer aloud to be out in the woods after dark alone if he’s set traps. You both carry whistles now so if he’s not home and you need to know he’s safe you can whistle to each other and feel more at ease.

Billy Lenz

Interacting with Billy when he’s having an episode is never a good idea. You thought it would be fine to just be in the room though, providing you stay out of his way. As you enter, Billy is in the midst of trashing his attic once again, the disgusting feelings bubbling in his chest too much to bear. You enter just as he’s angrily thrown an old glass christmas ornament at the floor that the sorority had kept in storage. It shatters and flecks of sparkling glass scatter along the floor. One piece catching you in the hand in a nasty glass splinter. You swear under your breath and rush off to take care of it.

Billy doesn’t even realise what’s happened until you return to him, him now having exhausted himself and you knowing it’s safe to try do some damage control. You bring him a sandwich and juice knowing he’ll need it after all the energy and tears he just used up.

Your hands touch as he’s accepting the plate from you with a muted “thank you” and he notices the bandage.

Billy essentially bristles up like an angry cat at the idea of someone hurting his piggy and demands to know who did it and what happened.

Once you tell him it was actually from the ornament he feels horrible. He doesn’t even remember it happening with the state he was in.

He snuggles into the crook of your neck and mumbles apologies into your skin.

Billy will place sloppy kisses over it as an apology until you forgive him. (Not exactly hygenic since it’s an open wound but i mean…you’re dating the attic rat)

Brahms Heelshire

When living with Brahms there isn’t usually much to injure yourself on considering the estate is fairly out of the way from the rest of the village. You most likely caught yourself on a pair of sheers. Brahms is being stubborn about you being out of the house and slings the sheers in your general direction from the door frame when you ask for them. You don’t even notice you sliced your hand when catching them until you see a patch of blood soaking through your gardening gloves about ten minutes later.

You come in to grab a tea towel to wrap your bleeding finger in, not really fazed as it’s only a small cut. Brahms was lurking from the window as you tended to the hedges, not wanting to be away from you but not yet brave enough to tempt leaving the house he’s been in all these years.

As soon as he sees it he’s panicking, it’s only a little cut and you’re not concerned in the slightest but to Brahms you may as well have just came in with an arm missing. He’s instantly flittering around you asking if you’re ok and if you need a hospital.

You stifle your laugh at his over the top concern, you find it rather sweet, it’s not his fault he’s a little bit sheltered.

After cleaning the cut and bandaging it, it’s totally fine. If anything Brahms needs more reassuring and coddling than you do to get him to settle.

He apologises a thousand times for his attitude because he knows If he hadn’t been stroppy about you leaving the house and passed the sheers nicely then you wouldn’t have been hurt in the first place. He promises to try be more composed when he starts getting antsy.

He may need some ✨punishment✨ in order to encourage his behaviour change and to feel forgiven.

He begrudgingly lets you back outside to garden after about a week.

Asa Emory

If you’re the pet of Asa then it’s likely that most of your injuries are purposefully given from him and are no mistake. You’re poked and prodded often considering your residency in the collection. Wounds from experiments and correctional punishments when you disobey or refuse to submit are not uncommon at all. So it doesn’t bother him since he inflicted them. This also assures he cleans them with clinical precision. If you were anyone else he would leave the wounds to fester, if you died from a complication then that was just inconvenient. Not you though, you’ve caught his attention and heart. He loves you in his own domineering way.

If the wound was created by him on accident then he would give himself a hard time, chastising himself for his carelessness.

For example, if he had more trouble with law enforcement than he thought and that led to you to spending way more time in the trunk than you usually do, causing you to develop a sore from sitting in one cramped position for too long.

Asa would realise you’re injured once you’re let out of the trunk, hissing in pain as you stretch. He makes you show him where you’re hurting so he can inspect over it.

Despite Asa’s stony face his stomach is actively sinking. He knows you’re hurt because of him and it wasn’t purposeful or measured like it would be during a punishment. He sees this as failure in his pet care and it takes a blow to his god complex. Gods don’t make mistakes, but here he is, hurting his dolly by being so out of it.

He’ll make sure to clean it for you and even stop putting you in the trunk for a while. This does however still mean you’ll be attached to him via leash or chain connected to the ring sitting on his belt. Just because you’re hurt and his favourite toy, doesn’t mean he will except anything less than your complete and total submission.

He’ll be more tender and soft handed with you than usual for a while after. Punishments will be withheld until you heal. Then it’s back to normal routine as expected.

Predator/yautja

You were wearing a new perfume you’d picked up at the market during the day, You were only supposed to be getting meats and maybe a new fur for the bed but once the alien at the stand had convinced you to sample it you fell in love with it.

Your mate picks up on an unknown scent entering the house, hackles raising and stalking towards it. As soon as they catch the heat signature they throw a wrist blade in warning.

Their eyes widen in horror, rushing to the door as they catch scent of your tangly blood dripping onto the hardwood floor of your shared home.

The new perfume masked your familiar scent from them, making them believe the house was in danger and being intruded on. If their face could loose colour it would, cringing as they see the wrist blade sticking through your palm, groceries discarded at the door.

They start talking at you in rapid clicks before they realise you can’t actually understand. After making sure to keep the object in your hand so you don’t bleed out and that you’re not going to pass out on them, they insist on carrying you their medic instead of going to an ooman one.

They argue that their medicine is far more advanced and will heal your wound much more efficiently then your “ primitive ooman medicine”

Thanks to yautja medicine being far more advanced, It will heal like nothing ever happened in around two weeks. The wound stitched shut and given some kind of injection.

Your mate purrs and clicks for you deep from their chest the entire time you’re having the blade removed to try calm you.

They beg for forgiveness despite it literally being an accident and will need some reassurance that they haven’t failed you as a mate. Once you’re all healed up they’ll bring back an impressive skull from a hunt as an apology even if you’ve already forgiven them.

Whilst it’s healing you’re probably going be kept in the nest of furs and pulled tightly against them whilst they purr and sooth you.

My requests are open if you’d like to send any prompts or ideas for me to write!

[angelbarelywrites]

♡ slashers scenarios | y’all accidentally adopt a kid

♡ fandoms; Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original + 2006), Dead by Daylight, slashers (general)

♡ characters; Micheal Myers, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer

♡ reader; gender neutral

♡cw; parenthood (?), mentions of violence

♡notes; i work with toddlers all day yet still somehow get baby fever- so here’s this i guess lol.

i can’t see Brahms as a dad so skipped out on him this time, Vincent is iffy too but we might come back to him

•┈••✦ ❤ ✦••┈•

Micheal Myers

> micheal never wanted to be a father before he met you

> he knows for a fact he has something terribly wrong with him

> and while it never bothered him…it was far too dangerous to pass on

> but the way you light up when little kids on the street wave to you

> how you talked about building a family when you got drunk and sappy

> and how soft and gentle you were holding your friend’s baby…

> he knew you’d be the perfect parent, good enough to balance any bullshit he was bring to the table

> so it’s maybe not a complete accident when he stalks into the house with a banged up stroller out front

> the baby is crying, his parents passed out from some shit they snorted in the living room

> it makes his job easier when he slits their throats, and he’s sure as hell not sympathetic

> not that he ever is

> he follows the cries upstairs- a tiny little boy is wailing in his crib

> but he stops and stares at Micheal, blue eyes wide as he looms in the door

> at first Micheal thinks the racket it going to start again and braces for the scream

> but the boy reaches for him eagerly instead, making grabby hands and squealing

> it takes a bit of snooping but Micheal finds some paperwork after he’s secured the child in a carrier

> Miles. The boy’s name is Miles, and he’s ten months old- just tiny for his age

> you think he’s fucking with you when he sets a baby carrier on your table that night

> “…that’s Miles.” He mutters and walks away

> you’re pissed but you can’t say you have anything but an urge to protect this tiny boy

> he has red hair, and light freckles and the sweetest disposition

> he’s perfect, surely Micheal wouldn’t just steal a child…not without good reason

> and you notice Micheal still lingering, watching you both

> you try not to smile

> “…well. Gonna help me find somewhere he can sleep or not?”

Thomas Hewitt

> when Charlie brings in the little girl, Luda Mae is beyond excited

> she had no idea the couple she’d sent down their road had a baby

> her dark curls and chubby legs and ruddy pink cheeks remind her so much of Thomas at that age too

> not too far off from one if she’s got it right

> she’s thinking selfishly, she’s always wanted a daughter

> but Thomas’ eyes go so wide when you both walk in

> he’s in awe of the tiny lil thing sleeping against his mama’s shoulder

> he won’t hold her, terrified of hurting her

> but you’re eager to take her for a bit and he gets real close, chin hooked on your shoulder so he can inspect her closely

> she’s all giggles as she touches his mask

> and you’re nearly in tears when she snuggles up against you

> “…yknow…i’ve been thinkin. i’m much closer to grandmama age than mama age now”

> you say yes before Luda can finish her ask - there was nothing you wanted more than a child with Thomas

> he’s hesitant, but he already adores her

> you have no way of knowing her name, so what you should call her is a bit of a hot topic for a few days

> Charlie wants to name her Charlotte because he’s a self centered bastard , and Luda Mae has about a thousand suggestions that come from baby books decades older than you

> but you let Thomas decide

> Audrey Mae Hewitt is what he chooses

> Audrey from a book he read

> Mae from his mama

> and it suits her perfectly

Bubba Sawyer

> “hey cook! look what i got!”

> Drayton about beats Choptop in the plate when he sees him carrying a toddler under his arm like a log

> but he’s kind of impressed such a scrawny dirtbag can carry a chunky kid like that

> the little boy is a healthy weight for two or so, with lil chipmunk cheeks that dimple when he grins

> and the cutest damn mullet you’ll ever see

> Drayton is getting too damn old for this, and there’s only one person he trusts even a minuscule amount in the house

> so he just. hands him to you when you walk into the front room

> “congratulations, it’s a boy”

> you’re confused but excited

> and a bit concerned with how he and Bubba will feel once the man gets home

> a kid is a big commitment- and a man that wears people’s faces can be scary

> but Bubba immediately squeals and beelines for the little one when he staggers in

> they both tilt their heads curiously before the boy tries to climb up his leg

> when he picks him up, the boy gives a huge belly laugh, kicking his legs

> you choose his name- politely declining your boyfriend’s brothers’ insistence on Lil Choppy or Drayton II

> Jedediah Junior sounds perfect to you - little JJ

[oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid]

The twins trying to teach Grandpa how to high five

This made me chuckle a bit, it’s definitely something they would do

Drayton’s freaking out in the background, he’s afraid that one light smack is gonna pulverize every bone in Grandpas hand

[soapyghostie]

Hey! Can I request Bubba sawyer x reader where the reader is pregnant with bubba’s child and how the family (brothers and grandpa) would react to it and what they’d do (especially if the reader had been in the family for years and all love her very much, in their own ways).

I’ve been working on this request for so long since I had to put it aside for schoolwork. However, I had sometime to finish writing it so I did so I could post it. Hope you enjoy!

Bubba Sawyer

When you first announce your pregnancy to Bubba, his face lights up with excitement and joy. He’s jumping up and down, squealing happily. He’ll give you a big hug too. The hug is not as tight as Bubba’s normal hugs are so as to not hurt the baby. But God! He’s just so excited to become a father to your child! 

Although excited, internally Bubba is hiding his nervousness about becoming a father. He wants to be able to provide for you and y’all’s unborn child, but he worries about his abilities as a parent. If you notice his nervousness through his body language, please reassure him. He needs a lot of reassurance from you that he’ll be a good father to y’all’s child. 

Bubba’s protective instincts will kick in upon learning about the pregnancy. He becomes more vigilant, ensuring your safety within the Sawyer family home. He can’t be by your side 24/7 because he has chores and provides ‘meat’ for the family so he has you stay inside the house throughout the day when victims are around. It is the safest place for you to be. 

Bubba always cherishes quiet moments with you, as it’s often chaotic in the Sawyer household, often placing his hand gently on your stomach to feel the child’s moments. 

Bubba is always at your beck-and-call, getting you whatever you want or need. Snacks? Water? Foot massage? Whatever you ask for Bubba will get it for you! He’ll make sure that you're always comfortable. He grunts and nods conveying his love and concern as his way of making sure you’re alright. 

Drayton sees the pregnancy as an opportunity to expand the Sawyer family and continue the family legacy. He’s eager to welcome another member into the fold and spoils you with his cooking a lot. You gotta feed the baby, even before it’s born, so it becomes big and strong. 

Nubbins is ecstatic about becoming an uncle. He’ll get in your face and bombard you with questions about the baby names and nursery decorations, his enthusiasm is infectious. He’ll even help decorate the baby’s room too!

ChopTop, in his usual eccentric manner, jokes about being your baby’s quirky uncle. He’ll pepper you with offbeat parenting advice, much to you and Bubba’s amusement. Don’t even listen to him. He doesn’t even know what the heck he’s talking about. 

Grandpa Sawyer, though most of the time silent, will offer you quiet words of wisdom and true parenting advice (not any of ChopTop’s bullshit), imparting lessons learned from generations of Sawyers. 

Despite their unconventional lifestyle, the Sawyer family works to create a nurturing environment for you and the unborn child. They all eagerly await the new addition and with their help you and Bubba prepare for parenthood. 

The family loves to shower you with gifts for the baby, each item reflecting each family member's unique personalities and interests. Some of them are “interesting” if I do say so myself. What I mean by that is that you are really questioning about keeping some of the gifts, especially the ones from Nubbins and ChopTop. However, you do get gifts such as handmade toys and small clothes for the baby.  

You and Bubba will bond over the anticipation of parenthood. Y’all discuss a lot about y’all’s hopes and dreams for y’all’s child as y’all lay in bed, drifting off to sleep. Y’all share your dreams about being future parents, envisioning a life filled with love and laughter even though y’all don’t have the best or the brightest life (if you know what I mean since the Sawyers are technically cannibals that are always on the run).

Y’all would also bond over preparing the nursery for the baby’s arrival. You would put up the decorations, since it’s the easiest thing to do, and Bubba will try his best to create a crib. He’s not the best at carpentry, but he knows enough to get by and make a decent and stable one. 

As y’all wait for the baby’s arrival, you and Bubba embark on a new chapter together. Despite the uncertainty of y’all’s circumstances, you both find solace in the bond y’all share and the love that binds y’all together to y’all’s peculiar family.

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

This valentines day I'm dipping choptops dick in melted chocolate and sucking it off. I'm going to give him the sloppiest toppy he has EVER recieved😚 btw since like a shit ton of these asks are from me, I'm gonna start marking them as 🫀anon