#ask answered!!

[ssamorganhotchner]

hello i have a question, do you have any favorite fcs for a hotch love interest?

oh my goodness what a question! i actually have a ton!! and some of these authors are v close friends of mine as well! most accounts have both sfw and nsfw content!

- anything by ssahotchswife on her ao3 account ◡̈

- ALLLLL of my bestie’s @ssahotchnerr’s writing bc 10/10 i cannot pic a favorite they’re all so so good and fluffy!

- i’m gonna bring out one of my own fics here with protective detail since it seems to be my most popular 💞

- any and all things by @canuck-eh bc it’s all chefs kiss!! i stg i cannot pick one. you must read everything 🥹

- the begin again series by @wishuhadstayed!! it isn’t finished yet but oml the fluff 😭 this series is all sfw AND based on a taylor swift song hehe 🤭🤭

- @criminalskies has some hella cute blurbs and one shots on their account!! i haven’t read one yet i didn’t like ❤️❤️ all soft aaron 🤭🤭🤭😭

- @dudeitiskarev has a ton of wonderful writing on her masterlist!! sudden desire is one of my all time fave fics ever!!

there’s just a few for a start! please let them know what you think when you read them. they’re all so so good 💞🤭

[dee-kennedy]

Hi Dee! How are you doing, Sis?

:D

Hi bro!!

I'm doing well!! I got flowers, and two cat plushies! I named one blacklight and the other moonlight :]

What have you been up to?

[surfsharky]

POOKIE?

YESSS???

[varrok]

🌍 — knowledge of the world (all of them)

Thank you for the ask (and for the wait!) Answers below the cut, since this'll likely end up being a bit lengthy.

Rouena: knows quite a bit, both from books and personal experience! If there's something she doesn't know, she usually can find a way to learn it (assuming it's something that can be found in books, rare or otherwise!) She also has a fair bit of knowledge on secret lore, particularly occult-y stuff.

Ella: knows about as much as your average person in a fantasy setting would! For the most part, she relies on her own experience, as well as what she hears from those around her who are more well-traveled. While she's visited many of the large capital cities, much of the world outside of those is a mystery to her.

Fenva: knows very little! It's part and parcel of growing up in a -very- secluded tribe for her whole life; she's capable of being pretty much totally self-sufficient in her element, but still struggles with how to use gil and mixes up the names of the city-states. It's something she's actively working on changing. She's deceptively quick to learn, which has proven a huge help!

Ameline: knows only what she's read. She's been a bit of a shut-in for much of her life, and while she's a bit of a bookworm, it's not to the same degree as Rouena! So, while she tries to project a sophisticated sort of image, in truth she still has much to learn about the world. She's not well-traveled at all, knowing only the broad strokes.

[the-afterhoursgoodgirl]

6, 18, 22, 42 -🍉

hi anon! thank you for playing!

6. Name a non-pornographic movie that turns you on?

hmm… okay i’m not a big movie person but pretty woman is incredibly sexy. it does not help that richard gere is fine as hell in that movie 😩

18. Have you ever had sex with someone that you were not suppose to? (Boss, teacher, relative).

i have not, im a good girl 😇

22. Have you ever met someone in person that you met online?

for sex? no. friendships? absolutely. i’ve met a few of my online friends in real life <33

42. if you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?

honestly? just my curly/wavy hair. i love the curls, but sometimes styling it is such a hassle 😣

send me a question, i’ll answer it!!

[fox-bright]

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.

[bamsara]

as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[ssamorganhotchner]

Okay but why does this look like you sent him something NSFW during his conversation and now he's looking at you like that because you know damn well he's punishing you soon as you get out of the BAU !

Rossi being there and laughing makes this TERRIBLE. He’s going to use you and punish you the moment he gets home. You better be kneeling at the door because he’s about to obliterate you.

[dee-kennedy]

flowers

for you, kid /ref

-🔵kelly (he's only being nice because dee is a little girl HE ISN'T THAT HEARTLESS)

Thank you!!

Woah, more flowers! I'm gonna try to keep these guys alive, I'll tell you that!! :3

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[varrok]

Send 🏜️ for a screenshot associated with the desert or wilderness. (for Fenva)

sorry that this took so long! inspiration finally struck, so now I can do the screenshot thing c:

[the-afterhoursgoodgirl]

So I just wanted to let you know that I have been a long time follower for over a year now, maybe year and a half, and I absolutely love the relationship between you and @youbelongto-mommy69

I’m actually envious lol, I wish I had what you beauts have. Wishing you both all the best. 💗💗

oh thank you 🥺🩷 thank you so much. she is quite possibly the best thing that’s ever happened to me. 🩷

[bixels]

Baffled.