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Posttimeskip/Canon!Bakugo Katsuki NSFW Alphabet

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(((Black girlfriend reader mentioned a few times, if you are not black or a girl you can obviously ignore it.)))

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

You were his first everything so with that you wanted to teach him just a few things like aftercare. However, Bakugo already had to down to a science. He didn’t like sleeping in sweat and cum so he’d offer you to take a shower while he puts new sheets on the bed and he joins you a little later. He noticed how thirsty you get after so he’d bring a water bottle and some juice/tea, maybe even a sweet snack if you don’t fall asleep too soon. A lot of this stuff was common sense except the cuddle part. It’s not like he didn’t want to hold you after it was just awkward for him. He just had you cross eye’d and crying on his dick now you him to be held and babied? But after some reassurance that you definitely do and you also wanted to make sure if you did good. “Of course you did dumbass you always do.” Is what he could huff out hearing such nonsense.

Post nut clarity Bakugo is softer, more touchier somehow and quiet. He’d much rather hear your yapping and he just responds with “Yeah.” “Of course” “No. dumbass” with a lot of kissing in between of course

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yeah we all know he loves ass. He does, shamelessly so, smacking it while eating you out, smacking it when your back is faced him, patting it while you lay on his lap . But he loves your lips just as much. They’re like pillows, bouncy, and incredibly soft. It’s like a sweet flavor as well knowing you always have different types of lipgloss to wear.

I don’t think he is very particular of any part of his body, but since dating you, you love to talk about his back and arms, the way you hug him from behind or grab onto his arm walking through a crowd. More importantly how you scratch his back when he’s inside you and claw his shoulders when he keeps overstimulating you. It’s become partial motivation to his workout now.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Bakugo actually practices safe sex 90% of the time. He isn’t prepared to have any children yet and he doesn’t want any scares so he does at least buy the ULTRA thin condoms. However. The day you finally let him w/o a condom for his birthday he almost came faster than usual which actually made him upset LMAOO.

“What the—F-FFUCK!”

“Y-Y’ok—“

“I AM!…just…fuck this feel good.”

So he will cum in you or on your ass, and smack it with his dick because he seems clean but he’s such a dirty bastard at heart.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn’t keep many secrets from you but the few are really only justified. The first one was that when you both were making out for the first time you grinded against his semi hard dick and he let out a soft moan in your mouth. You never pointed it out but it sounded so hot and it almost threw him off because he never made that noise before. After that, for the next few months before you both finally had sex he thought of that feeling alone to get off when masturbating. Not his finest moment but he couldn’t help it.

He likes when you pull his hair but you only did it once and he’ll be damned if he asks you to do it again. Do it again

Another one would be when you and him were just talking and not having sex yet he used to only watch porn where the people looked similar to you. So he’d sometimes type up Asian guy x black girl or some shit. He was actually using it to mentally prepare himself for when he does fuck you and it’s something he isn’t ready to ever tell you because he knows getting sex advice from porn is absolutely terrible.

Speaking of getting prepared he also asked Kiri for some advice on how to eat you out. Bakugo used to watch a lot of oral sex videos and honestly he really was most nervous about that part, he’s aware he wasn’t the best kisser at first and the last thing he wanted to do was bite you or something so he simply asked his best friend that loss his virginity before him the question: “Where is the clit?”

He swore Kiri to secrecy to never speak of that conversation again after that.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

A virgin up until he dated you. Like I said you’re his first everything so teaching him was actually something you were expected to do, however his pride always got the best of him so when you corrected him he’d always get pissy.

“My clit is here—“

“I fucking know that.”

So instead of verbally telling him what to do you you showed him with your body, moaning louder when he hits or licks the right spot, praising him when he uses the right move. He caught onto this quick and by the time it was the 2nd round he was damn near perfect

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

A lot of people say backshots but I personally think Lotus and honorable mention is missionary Hear me out: Bakugo gives vanilla. He just does he doesn’t need all the special positions and areas to fuck he just wants you, him, and a comfortable surface preferably a bed or couch. He doesn’t want to be perceived as some sex freak or anything he is very simple when it comes to sex. Mostly because he’s so shy but won’t admit it.

The Lotus Position is something that actually overwhelms him in the best way possible. Your foreheads touching, your breast pushed up against his as he assist your push to keep grinding and bouncing against him, FUCK does he love the noises you make in his ear when you’re close too, biting him as you cum. He kisses you a lot too to swallow some of your sounds. How your hands creep onto his neck moaning his name. Plus he is squeezing your ass as you both move in sync. He loves it.

Missionary is almost a ties in because he feels he has the most control. Yeah he can be soft but he still loves to be in charge. He likes the intimacy that comes with these positions so best believe it’s a go to.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Unintentionally. He has always been so funny to you, but he likes it believe he is serious during sex. Yet you can’t help but giggle when he makes a comment about blaming you for making him get so close to cumming.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has a visible happy trail. Doesn’t grow much so he never needs to trim it, he was going to cut it off the day after you had sex with him the first time and you were able to stop him. Bakugo wanted to make his pelvic area smooth for you because he was worried his hair was itchy to you, once you explained it felt good to feel it on your pussy when he fucked you he haven’t touched it since.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Well….he can try. You can tell when he tries but bless his heart he is so damn aggressive on accident. He once tried to give you a massage but his own sweat mixed with the oil cause his hand to slip so much to the point he got mad and pop a small explosion on your lower back.

You still have the small burn mark and laugh at it from time to time. He doesn’t laugh though he regrets it a lot.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates…often. He has for years and even after graduating high school he only did it every other day or week when he was really tense or couldn’t sleep. But ever since he got with you it stopped.

Because you do it for him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’d tell you he doesn’t have any. Which is half true.

He is pretty vanilla, BUT from the last few times you tried something new you noticed he enjoyed a couple things:

Overstimulation is always fun, he used to do it on accident. Now, it’s almost expected to happen after oral or penetrative sex. Something about that second orgasm really puts him in a whole ‘ other cloud 9 he can’t even explain. It’s the rarest times he’s ever selfish with you sexually.

Praise Kink 100000%. It’s so funny to see the frustrated look on his face of focusing to not cum when you’re in his ear telling him how amazing he is and how nobody else could make you feel this way. Gets him hard every time.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He does enjoy the bed, but he has a huge couch in his dorm, he ate you out a few times during a movie and it led to you on top riding him. It felt so cozy falling asleep after that now 90% of the movie nights y’all have in his dorm leads to something not so wholesome.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You.

Your reactions, your twitches, your moans, the way you say his name it all drives him more to keep going and practicing to get better for you. He absolutely loses his MIND the way you cry out for him too.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not ever do anything like humiliation or too much violence like slapping your face. He knows he can be abrasive as it is on accident and even the thought of going to far and harming you would possibly cause him to take a pause on sex no matter how much he loves it

I am 50/50 on somno. I believe he wants you alert to what he’s doing to you for his own peace of mind. But he wouldn’t be opposed to him waking up to YOU touching him.

He’s not a big fan of “daddy”, he won’t stop what he’s doing but he’d rather hear his name or “baby” or even a nickname you made out of his name.

You will not peg him. He is very sensitive about his ass.

No threesomes or anybody watching. Call him selfish, but your body is his in his mind so he’d prefer if nobody sees what you have only blessed him with.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LOVES giving. Way more than he will admit, there has been days where he’d finish sparring with someone and to release the stress he had from Deku almost beating his ass again he came to your dorm and offered to lay between your thighs as you studied.

You didn’t get much studying done.

He’s improved on his skill too. However he’s constantly messy, it’s not just kitten licks with this man he sucks and fingers and even nibbles on you like he’ll never eat you again. It’s almost selfish.

He loves the feel of your pussy against his tongue, he doesn’t taste much. If you were to ask him what you taste like he would say nothing, really but the warm, slimy slick just does something to him. If he could he’d eat you for hours

Now that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love seeing you gag and swallow his dick absolutely not. When you both started getting more physical you actually sucked his dick quite often (since he was afraid to eat you out at the time) he would actually anticipate on it whenever you both were alone so he’d keep his sweats incredibly low to his waist on purpose

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Bakugo an intense guy so he starts off slow and his touches gradually turn more focused towards your reactions. He’s consistently looking into your eyes with every noise you make, each thrust is deep and nearly knocks the wind out of you. It’s not until he’s close he begins to chase that high, breathing into your mouth, circling your clit w his fingers, and going faster with slightly shallow thrusts.

He’s a big kisser btw so be prepared for little to no air because if he’s not kissing your low lips he’s kissing your upper lips with each thrust swallowing your cries

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hates em.

The idea is always fun to him but when he realizes he has to stop right when he’s getting started he hates it. He wants to take his time. He probably enjoys foreplay the most which is why he can’t stand having to make it short.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Bakugo is pretty stubborn and doesn’t like too much change but if you’re willing to reassure him about what you want he may consider. It can’t be any of the no though.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Man can last a while. He can even if he’s sensitive, but he can last EVEN LONGER in between breaks. Just as long as you cock warm him. An average night of sex with him is usually 30-35 minutes, but including foreplay is actually an all day thing. Foreplay can start from the moment you wake up and he’s kissing you good morning all the way to that evening when you both are showering together and his fingers are creeping between your thighs

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t understand toys but if you’re willing pick like a vibrator he wouldn’t mind it. You just can’t use it too much, he has read those things can fuck up your sensitivity and he’ll be DAMNED if he loses to a TOY

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Bakugo actually wasn’t that much of a teaser until you brought it out of him. When he went down on your once he kept kissing and biting your thighs for WAY too long that you began to whine his name. Once he heard that pretty little “please” slip through your tongue something just snapped. He loves to hear you beg now so occasionally he’ll edge you or tease you a bit before giving you what you want.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not that loud. A few mumbles of your name and a couple groans is the most you’ll get because he wants to hear you more. When he’s close he’ll begin to say a few “cum with me” “cum for me’s” which is so hot to hear since his voice breaks when he’s cumming

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He learned sign language through out the years after finding out his hearing was becoming worse and he taught you as well. Now you both communicate in public through SL, and a few times he said the nastiest shit to you across the room during a lecture.

Bonus: He’s a big Pokémon nerd. Loves Gengar, Charizard, and Growlithe.

Bonus two: He has a secret tattoo he got when he turned 21

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Bakugo is a more length than girth guy. He’s a shower and cut. About 7.8ish inches and it curves to the left. He also had a beauty mark on the left side of his shaft and pelvic area.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Y’all have sex about 4-5 times a week. If yall miss a week spike it up to 6 because he needs to release some stress

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You fall asleep before him so after taking care of you and cleaning you up he usually waits until you’re sleep and follows suit. Sometimes when you’re still yapping and he’s ready to go to bed he’ll gently fan your eyelids to close with his fingers. Somehow it works everytime and you slowly stop talking a dm cuddle in his chest.

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Yandere friend group x fem!reader

Tw: none that I can think of, reader is mentioned to have a childhood author randomly thought of, you can change it in your mind if you like. Not proofread 🌺

⭐you grew up with your friends, having known eachother since diapers! Your parents often left you in a daycare since they were busy with their jobs, and that's how you met Cassidy. A bright and cheerful girl, capable of lighting up a room with her toothy smile. When she saw you crying in a corner, missing your parents, she hastily snatched a couple of crayons and rushed over. Sitting next to you and holding out a pudgy hand, offering the red crayon.

"hi! I'm Cassidy! But you can call me cassie.. what's your name?"

🛍️ skipping a few years, you and Cassidy were in first grade. Obsessing over my little pony and worms, when suddenly you came across Michelle. A prickly girl you've known since kindergarten, but she was always too stuck up and bossy to ever get along with anyone. She held out a chocolate with a furrowed brow, looking flustered as she moved from side to side, the way your choir teacher hated

"can.. may i.. play with you, please..?" You swore you could hear your homeroom teacher cheering in the background

🎀it was 4th grade, you, Michelle and cassidy were in that ripe age where all boys were Icky and gross and had all types of nasty cooties. The constant squabbling and booger picking you'd see from the aforementioned solidly confirmed it. You spotted the new girl, Vivian getting harassed by the class weirdo, some Asian fetishizer. So you bravely stood up, walked over.. and tripped on your untied shoe laces, landing face first into the carpeted floor. Viv gasped and quickly rushed over to you, making sure you were alright before letting out a soft giggle

"you should be more careful.. you're y/n right? You have a very lovely name"

💀 7th grade, the emo and dragon ball z kids were making themselves known. You were laying on the classroom floor, resting your head in Vivian's lap as Michelle dangled a vine of grapes Infront of your mouth. Giggling when you obediently opened and bit one off. The giggling stopped and you opened your eyes to see a hot topic magazine boy standing over you all.

"hey! You on the other girls lap! You're my girlfriend now." "...what."

After the boy almost got his shit rocked by your scarily protective friends, you Introduced yourself "y/n" "kiross.." the girls were glaring daggers at him

💕 9th grade, you were starting to see a pattern, a new member of your group joins every few years. So you were preparing yourself mentally, all while Talking and suddenly turning around to walk backwards. Not noticing the boy you were just about to bump into. Your friends quickly rushed forward to try and catch your ass, but it was no use. You fell straight into.. a soft body. The boy you fell ontop of blinked owlishly, before realizing it was you and giving a devilish grin. surprisingly he looked hotter than most guys in your class

"haha, looks like god answered my prayers to send me an angel, my name's Alexis. Nice to meet you"

🔪12th grade came, soon you'd be free from the hell hole known as public high school. You clinged and sobbed in Cassidy's arms, only 6 more months to go. Whining something about not having a boyfriend, ignoring how offended kaiross looked. You dramatically fell to your knees and held your hands clasped together towards the sky, yelling that you wanted a hot hunk and you wanted him right now... Only for an incredibly heavy object to land straight into your back. Sending you both to the ground as the thing made a grunt. Looking up, you damn near had a nosebleed to see the hottest man you've ever seen, daichio

"ah.. sorry pretty girl, you okay down there?" "yeah.. more than okay.." "alright break it up! No soliciting"

⭐after daichio joined, tensions rose in the little friend haven. Vivian and Michelle would squabble over anything involving you, daichio would purposely provoke kaiross to a fight, alexis would pick on Cassidy for always being so close to you. Until you finally had enough. Giving them the biggest tongue lashing they ever had as you yelled at them to be normal people for once and get along

🛍️...maybe it would have been better if they kept fighting, because now they were a hive mind. After secretly talking behind your back, Daichio and kaiross were like your guards dogs since they had the most muscle. Cassidy was your right hand, Alexis being your tutor. Vivian was your emotional support human, and Michelle was your fashion critic and healthy lifestyle planner. You didn't really mind since now they stopped being little bitches and you had free unpaid workers like Kim Kardashian

���you didn't even realize when your group suddenly started gathering attention. Becoming the most popular in the span of a few weeks, how? You didn't know. And quite frankly you didn't want to know. You just wanted a partner, good grades and a scholarship. Looks like your getting all three. People often crowded around your table or desk, trying to get all buddy buddy with you. Just for a little recognition. Your friends were docile until, well, the confessions came rolling in. But that's another story

Fun facts:

Cassidy goes by she/them and is a very friendly person. Naturally, people confess to her everyday but she only has eyes for you, bisexual!

Michelle's mom is a cop, and her dad a businessman so she comes from a somewhat well off family. She likes to go on shopping sprees and gives you any clothes she doesn't want, a lesbian in denial

Vivian is soft spoken and shy, wherever you are rest assured she's close behind, pansexual

kiross is inlove with you and it's very obvious, it's just that nobody brings it up, he goes by he/them and bisexual

Alexis is very demanding, you could consider him a female version of Michelle. Sometimes mich gives him any clothes she doesn't want, pansexual!

Daichio is a playboy and is good friends with kameron, he speaks English, japanese and currently learning Spanish, straight asshole. BORINGG

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super short london slang guide !!

i haven't got a scooby doo about cockney so this is mainly gonna be mle and like the way 14 year old secondary school boys talk oookay let's go (just so yk i am a londonder!!!!!)

direct things to call people (or avoid calling people)

bruv, blud, man, mate, fam (can use in replacement of a pronoun like he, she, you and i or for emphasis — "man's got a meeting, bruv!")

more on "man" it can be used in plural too — "us man" or "them man" or "you man"

my g, my guy (for referring someone you are friendly/friends with)

bossman (something you'd call a shop or business owner — "aye bossman get me the 3 wings and chips yeah")

big man (usually used in a sarcastic friendly but kind of demeaning way, the older cousin of "big guy" — "oi big man what you sayin' cuz?"

i wasnt going to put these here cause of personal preference but 😭 people are gonna use them anyway so i might as well tell you what they mean:

peng (adjective cute/pretty — "her? she's peng!")

leng (adjective hot/sexy — "rah, he's leng you know?)

nouns

ting (usually to refer to a girlfriend but can also just mean "thing"... or a knife? — "don't chat to my ting fam!")

grim (very outdated word for a promiscuous woman — "she's a grim bruv!")

skeng (gun)

shank, spinner (knife)

paper, Ps, pronounced "peas" (money)

ends (neighbourhood, area — "if i catch you in my ends yeah")

mandem (group of friends — "having a laugh at the pub with the mandem" aha)

gyaldem (group of women / female friends)

ganja (weed)

blem (cigarette)

pagan/paigon (snitch or untrustworthy person, not a super common you might wanna use "snake" or "snitch" instead)

wasteman (someone who's useless, a lowlife)

pussio/pussyo (pussy, coward)

other common words and phrases

wagwan, or "wag1" in text (what's up, what's going on)

bare (a lot — "i got bare problems with him!")

gassed (prideful, full of yourself — "im actually so gassed, man got promoted"

"and that" (instead of "and stuff" — "i got links and that")

"allow it" (let something slide — "i forgot my wallet allow it bossman")

safe (like "alright cool", or as a bye — "aight safe")

"pattern up" (fix up, get it together)

hard, tight (cool, good, though "hard" is also used in an offensive way — "bro thinks he's hard, pussio")

blam (to get shot, not actually very common to hear in my experience)

sheffed (up), shanked (to get stabbed)

ahlie (used as an interjection when in agreement with something, similar to phrase "am i lying?")

non-mle specific words i hear sometimes

thick (dumb, stupid)

clapped/tapped (ugly, weird, unattractive)

merk/murk (kill, beat up)

slag, sket (slut)

chav (used to refer to someone of the low social status, associated with violent or rude behaviour)

taking the mick, taking the piss (being annoying)

mad (means crazy obviously but people use it a lot, can have positive and negative connotations — "that's mad!")

nonce (literally means pedophile / sex offender, do what you will with it 😭)

dickhead, bellend (similar to douchebag)

wanker (used towards someone you dislike, or in a joking way)

geezer (usually to refer to an old man)

also!!!

depending on which communities are predominant in the area, words from other languages can come in / have come in

some words are common with US slang too because they share origins 😁 ain't that cool

there's a lot of influence from jamaican patois due to the history of british jamaicans in london for ex in words like "ting" or "mandem" or "wagwan" (hence why mle is sometimes referred to as "jafrican") and its not strange to hear "bomboclaat" or "bloodclaat" here either

in communities where there's muslims and arabs (especially in east london) you might hear arabic terms like "wallahi", "khalas" or "astagfirullah" (though people debate whether that's cultural appropriation or not)

south asians have also had an influence with words like "gora" or "ganja" though again this is largely area based and the impact of hinglish is also found a lot outside of london

some people have a mix of different dialects! i mainly alternate between mle and estuary (sometimes yorkshire don't ask it is very easy to pick up...)

you're not gonna hear every single word here all the time the usage varies throughout london. the way north and west londoners speak can be v different for example

uhhhh if you wanna learn properly just listen to some grime or sutn . listen to londoners speak!

for some more resources in-depth PLEASE check out these guides made by other british people ! (one and two)

ok that's it bye bye british ppl & londoners feel free to add on! it is midnight rn so ive probably missed stuff lol... dms are open in case you've got any questions or want any help :p

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Cock worship

When Ada lets him down time after time, you lift up his spirits and show him just how much you appreciate him (and his cock).

Tags: oral (m receiving), mentions of blood, suicidal thoughts, Leon is a little mean at the beginning, but it all gets resolved, throatpie.

Today was the shittiest day of Leon’s life. Hand’s down. Forget about his girlfriend breaking up with him, forget about the zombies, the car crash, or even the fact that a big gray piece of foreskin was chasing him. Today was nothing but shit. And after wading through the sewers just so a hot Asian FBI agent would like him, he smells like shit, too. 

The only good part of today was you. He found you walking around the RPD, fending off zombies and lickers. After the two of you teamed up, you were always there to tell him how well he was doing. If he was being honest with himself, the constant reassurance was the only thing keeping his Matilda away from his mouth.

He wanted to get out of here, he wanted to get you out of here. So if that meant pushing through all this nonsense, he’d do it. The only thing that bothered him was your adamant dislike of Ada.

He’s not stupid. He knows Ada’s using him, and you don’t hide your opinion about her from him either. 

“But she’s FBI, what else can we do?” He shrugs at you. And she’s cute.

“I think she’s lying,” You suggested. The two of you were wading through G-infested water, the wet socks he had at the back of his mind.

“Listen, liking me doesn't give you an excuse to act like a jealous bitch just because she’s pretty.” Leon sighed. 

In his normal world, he would have never called a woman that. His Nonna didn’t raise a jackass. But this was for the good of humankind! For god's sake, zombies were running, well, walking around trying to bite a chunk out of his well-sculpted traps! He had no sympathy for a jealous girl in the middle of an apocalypse.

You paused, in the middle of crawling out of the water. “What did you call me?” You scowled.

“I said, you’re a-”

“I’m saying she’s lying because I can tell when a woman is being a liar. Not because you think I like you.” You almost fumed, ears turning bright red. Who did he think he was? This was so much bigger than some crush. You were so angry you couldn't even defend yourself correctly.

“Yeah, right.” Leon huffed.

—

“You trust that bitch?” Annette coughed out, blood dripping down her lips as she panted.

Leon looked at her confused and slightly offended. “What’s that supposed to mean?” He mumbled.

You just stood to the side, arms crossed. Finally. Another woman who gets it.

“She’s not FBI, she’s a mercenary.”

Who would have thought…

You wanted to have more sympathy for Leon, you really did. But after that stunt he pulled in the sewers, you were getting tired. The two of you were so close to escaping despite the goose chase Ada sent you on. 

As soon as Ada put her well-manicured, delicate hand on his knee, Leon turned into a desperate mess. 

Yes, Ada, we’ll get the G sample for you! Don’t worry!

It was so pathetic it would have been cute if you weren’t so mad at Ada. Even if she was FBI, what about girl code? You got to him first. 

You didn’t even need to flirt to get Leon to listen to you, he just did. That’s who he was. Green around the ears and raised to help people. Especially pretty women. 

—

“She’s gonna sell it-” Annette rasped out, shuddering. “The G-Virus is gonna go to the highest bidder.” 

“That’s bullshit.” Leon huffed, getting up.

“I hope you’re right.”

—

“I told you-”

“I know!” Leon hissed, carding his fingers through his hair. 

Okay, maybe you felt a little bad for Leon. I mean, could you blame him? His generosity and blind faith were what brought you two together. If it were any other guy, he probably would have left you to rot, so that’s got to mean something. And in all honesty, he did seem to feel bad. He’d been uncharacteristically quiet the entire train ride out of the facility. You both smelled like shit, the G-Virus was lost, and Leon watched a woman die, innocent or not. 

When you two were taken into custody, it was as if Leon was a completely different man. He almost looked, ashamed. He brushed over Ada in his rundown of the night for whatever reason and just focused on the zombie part of your nightmarish night. You supposed it was for the best, it was hard to talk about her if you didn’t bring up Umbrella, and it was hard to bring up that when it apparently “controlled the city.” It was a lost cause.

When you both were put into a “recovery facility” you didn’t fight it. They claimed you needed to be kept close together since you could turn any second. The thought was a little terrifying, but when Leon looked so… dejected… you couldn’t leave the poor guy alone. At least you two got your beds to sleep in.

But that was all thrown out the window the moment Leon burst into tears at the foot of his bed. 

“I’m so sorry, I was such a fucking idiot for listening to her! She played me like a damn fiddle and you warned me and I still didn’t listen,” he gasped for air. “We could have been long gone, but I dragged you into a wild goose chase for a woman who was just going to throw us away afterward.” Leon groaned, burying his face in his hands, gripping the strands of his hair that fell in front of his eyes. 

You paused, surprised that he had felt this bad for it. He hadn’t said a single thing earlier, so you had no idea that it had been bothering him, especially to this extent. But you’d be lying if you said you didn’t think he looked ravishable right now. 

Sure, you were pissed at him for not listening to you, but you couldn’t hold a grudge to him. He apologized, and you felt the need to replay him for all the things you appreciated him doing, not the ones you were annoyed for. After all, you couldn’t stay mad at him forever. 

“Hey, it’s okay. I’m not mad at you, Leon.” You murmur, sitting next to him on his bed. You put a hand on his thigh, rubbing up and down reassuringly. “We’re still alive, and that’s all that matters. You’re the one who got shot.”

He looked at your hand on his thigh, then at you, pink dusting his cheeks. “You’re not mad?” He lets out a breath, body slowly relaxing. 

“I’m not mad, Leon. I think your trust in people is admirable.” You nodded, slowly moving your hand up the firm muscle, feeling the way the ligaments tensed under your gentle touch.

“I want to show you how much I appreciate you, Leon.” You look at his eyes with a level of calm that it makes his eyes widen. “Is that okay?”

“Yes.” He held his breath.

You let out a sigh of relief, moving your hand up until you’re met with the half-hard cock of the man you’ve been crushing on for the entirety of this shit show. You bit your lip, feeling the blood pump underneath his skin through the thin pair of pants that he wore. Thank goodness the government didn’t bother to give him a more substantial piece of clothing. The two of you sat on the edge of the bed, your hand feeling the way he reacted to you, how he shivered when you pressed down harder, how he’d whimpered when you squeezed his length, or how your delicate fingers grazed the sensitive tip of his cock,

“Please.” He whined softly, his hips squirming as he leaned back and grabbed the sheets at his sides. 

“Shh… Let me make you feel good, Leon.” You whispered as you continued to graze over his cock before deciding to cut him some slack. “Is this okay?” You asked, your hand gripping the drawstring of his pants.

He bit his lip and nodded, the soft flesh turning so white that you were surprised he didn’t start bleeding. “Shh, relax, Leon.” You whispered, your free hand coming to cup his cheek to distract him from the way your hand was working the knot on his pants. 

He nuzzled your palm, eyes darting in between your face that was looking at him with admiration, and your hand that was slowly sneaking into his pants. The juxtaposition made his head dizzy, on top of the mind-numbing torture you were making his poor cock endure. “I-I need…” He stuttered, brows furrowed as he stared at your hand moving to touch him under his pants. 

“Yeah? What do you need, baby?” You asked, stroking him slowly.

His eyes darted up to yours, lips parted.

For a moment, you worried that you pushed past the line, saying something a little too intimate for the moment. But he just whined, grabbing your wrist to press down harder. “Need more… Please.”

You nodded pushing him gently to lay him down on his back, head against the pillows. “Gonna make you feel good, don’t worry. Gonna show you how much I appreciate you for saving me.” You whispered, bringing your face to his erection. 

You leaned in, kissing a vein that ran up his shaft. 

It was easy to indulge in Leon, his cock was pretty, the little noises he made were pretty, and he was pretty. One lick and he was already begging for more. You held his cock up with one hand while the other went to his hand, bringing it to your head. “You can touch me, Leon.” You mumbled before bringing your lips to his tip.

You wasted no time in swallowing his cock, taking him in. You were rewarded with a strained moan, a hand covering his mouth while the other held your head close, cradling it. “Fuck!”

It was surreal if you were being honest. Just hours ago, you were sweaty, covered in blood, and smelled like the drain of a toilet bowl. But now, you were laying in bed with the most handsome man you’ve ever met and he was letting you suck his dick. You wouldn’t say you were lucky, but it was about time you got some of that good karma.

You drowned out the memories of the night, completely focused on making Leon feel good. With every push and pull, or swipe, or swallow, you were wiping away the images that you were sure were going to come back to haunt you. For tonight, you would be his, and that was all you could ask for.

“Y-You gotta stop.” He panted, trying to tug you away as his meaty thighs trembled on either side of your head. You groaned your disapproval, taking delight in the way he sobbed at the vibration. 

You popped off, smiling up at him. “Don’t wanna.” You murmured as your hand moved. “What’s so bad about making you feel good, Leon?” You almost pouted, pressing a kiss to his frenulum before letting his skin roll back over the throbbing muscle.

“It’s too much.” He huffed, brows furrowed as he pulled you away. “Too much for what? Because I’m pretty sure my job was to pleasure you, and I didn’t see stopping on the job description.” You frowned as he sat up. 

“Y-Yeah, well I just don’t want to be done before we get to the.. Uhh… ‘good stuff’.” He murmured, looking down at the sheets.

The notion made you laugh. “It isn’t getting much better than this unless you want it, baby. This is for you.” The whisper left your lips like a gentle breeze, but to him, it was as if you were a hurricane crashing through his foggy brain.

“Really?” He was surprised, ignoring the way he twitched at your caring words. It was mortifying.

“All you.” You confirmed, slowly bringing your face back to his cock. 

“I don’t care about the sex, Leon. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to make you cum just like this.” You tugged down, kissing the pretty pink tip he had that was just leaking at this point, all restraint abandoned at the sight of his throbbing dick.

“I wan’ it.” He whined, tugging your head closer, holding onto you for dear life as he practically shoved his dick back into your face. “Wanna cum down your pretty mouth and then paint your face.” He gasped, toes curling and head lolling back as you took him in again. 

He didn’t need to hear you to tell that you wanted it, nor look at your eyes. Fuck, he thinks that if he looked into your eyes, he would nut right there. The feeling was liberating. You didn’t hold any expectations on him, didn’t take and take. You gave.

And fuck, did you give good head, his ex couldn’t make him nut harder if she tried.

You took your time before, but now that he really wanted it, he couldn’t wait any longer. He wanted to cum, he wanted to cum down your throat so bad. He didn’t have to worry about disappointing you, or putting on a performance, it was raw, visceral, and perfect. 

He moaned, cradling the back your head as he fucked up into your sloppy mouth. He didn’t even have time to think about how good your pussy could be, he was already crying as he spurted his cum down your throat. “Shit!” He whined, hips jerky and uncoordinated as he shoved it all in. “Is that what you wanted? To have me fuck your face?” He panted, finally looking down at your debauched face as he let you go.

You coughed, throat sore from working his cock. As you blinked away the tears, you smiled up at him. “Only if it made you happy.”

Maybe today wasn’t so shitty after all.

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown, round 3, bracket three

Propaganda:

For Ballister:

he could tell when his sword was switched out for a fake, graduated top of his class so we know he's a good fighter, also the scene where he's fighting is hot because he's so confident with a sword in his hand, also he's gay

A canonically gay, disabled, South Asian man takes down the government with his genderqueer shapeshifter sidekick/adopted daughter! He has a swordfight with his ex-boyfriend! in which he defeats about 20 knights singlehandedly! 

top of his knight class this man is a master swordsman

(Movie) He has used a sword since he broke into the Institutes training ground and ended up becoming a knight

He has very divorced vibes with Ambrosius and he uses a sword.

He's a legit knight! So, it's in the fine print.

According to the Nimona movie, Ballister here has been practicing the art of sword fighting since childhood to earn the trust of the city and he was SO CLOSE to becoming a knight. He's also definitely not dating another one of his knight mates (?). Nope. Not at all. This movie is super straight /s I think he also beats an entire army of knights with nothing but his sword and a chaotic good shapshifter so that's pretty cool. He's also south Asian, has a prosthetic arm he made himself and is honestly such a goofy guy (in a good way ofc) if that's anything.

For Amaya:

Badass super strong disabled lesbian general who can and will take you out. Doesn't need a sword to punch you into next week, but will use one anyway.

She’s married to another sword gay and she’s also disabled so I love her very much 

First deaf character I saw in any cartoon, she's very badass and protects her kingdom's border, later falls in love with an elf warrior princess she once fought. In the new season, they're planning their wedding while trying to navigate political tensions between the elf society and humans. Some of the elves aren't super into the idea of a human marrying one of them, which isn't for homophobic reasons but still (I believe) meant to mirror real world conservatives (really liked a scene with Janai's brother telling Amaya she's fine as a girlfriend for Janai but actually *marrying* her is too controversial and political. Whoever wrote this did a really good job).

She’s currently engaged to another lady, she uses a sword, is a general badass.

General Amaya is a standard sword lesbian with a cool shield and some funny "lines" example: "This bread is...." *bashes bread on table with no damage to the bread* "Weapons grade"