it MY birthday I make the self ship art
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The Big Trip
Because everyone loves a road trip au
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Ashter: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Big Boss asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Big Boss: What kind of animal is the pink panther?
Ashter, taking his shirt off: Boss you’re so fucking stupid
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Startled Pigeon, real name Ashter.
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