#ashley-slashley

[emmcfrxst]

I wanna get Absolutely Railed^TM by Logan. If I had to choose one variant of Logan, I'd choose old man Logan, even if his adamantium poisoning makes him very lethargic and possibly decreases his sex drive. You can't deny he wouldn't pass up a nice, tight, wet, warm hole to fuck

Don't get me started on how much I want him to raw me

younger logan definitely doesn’t shy away from making noises, but old man!logan is a whole other level of vocal when it comes to sexual intimacy. he’s a lot more sensitive than he used to be, which you use to your advantage— dragging your nails down his back, although gentler than you used to, makes him groan out loud, thrusts momentarily getting a little sloppy before he regains focus. he swears a lot, gravelly voice breaking a couple times if he feels really good, lips swollen and red from licking and biting at them. loud moans, grunts and heavy, erratic breathing are also the new normal when it comes to having sex with logan; he doesn’t hold himself back. he also is a lot less in control of himself in general— he can’t hide his emotions behind a smug facade like he used to; his face scrunches up in pleasure despite himself, eyebrows furrowed deeply and lips forming a little ‘o’ shape, his eyes fluttering shut to try and mentally talk himself into not blowing his load too soon (it’s happened a couple times, and despite the fact that you’d already come from his mouth and fingers beforehand, he was absolutely mortified to have come before you did during the actual sex part). his body’s natural reactions to you are also a lot less well hidden; his whole body is trembling from both arousal and exertion as he fucks you, hands digging into the meat of your thighs hard enough to leave delicious bruises. which also brings my final point: marks. since his healing factor isn’t what it used to be, it’s actually possible for you to leave hickeys and scratch marks on him; they fade a couple hours or days later, and they’re the only thing you and logan are grateful for when it comes to his mutation failing him. he loves being covered in hickeys; it makes him preen, proud to wear the proof that even at his age, he still knows how to make you feel good.

[dalekpropaganda]

If there's a manipulator arm, where's the mansplain arm and the malewife arm?

MANIPULATE.

MANSPLAIN.

MALEWIFE.

[dailybarbie]

Name: Barbie and Ken 30th Anniversary Star Trek Giftset

Item Number: #15006

Year: 1996

Requested by @ashley-slashley

[darrenpeace]

HC: Coach Boomer is in charge of driver’s ed at the school. He gives the whole my judgement is final stuff when introducing himself on the first day of the class. Also he puts on 70s/80s rock/metal (e.g. Led Zeppelin, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath) to teach the student to learn how to focus on driving with a distraction. No one is allowed to adjust the radio/stero system except Boomer

Hah, what an amusing headcanon!

♪ Stairway to heaven… ♪

[justsomeguy-cassavetes]

I want to put Damien and Lt. Frankie Reno in the Saw bathroom together

LICHERALLYYYYYY im smashing them together like action figures in my mind rn 💞💞💞💞💞💞

[gabblicious]

i don't remember how long ago (within the past year, i'd imagine) i came up with an idea for a cosplay that literally nobody asked for. i haven't made it, but i'd love to make it! i'd somehow combine belle from beauty and the beast (in her blue pinafore) with ash in army of darkness. i think belle would definitely know how to construct a metal hand without any instructions

I think that would be a pretty cool cosplay to do, I can also see Belle with a metal hand. But also this reminded me of this mobile game Disney made called mirrorverse and ngl the design they gave is giving a bit of ash vibes

[the-acid-pear]

I've been drawing concepts for glamorous cosplays of Ash though I don't have the funds or experience to make all of them

Fucked up and evil of the economic system 🥺😭

[alanvegacuntwars]

🎶1966

in my head the only thing that happened in 1966 is definitely pet sounds. so i legally have to say that's not me.

[canonslut]

Hello there! Though I'm not perfect at sewing and the only clothes I've made are dresses, I think my f/o (Ash from the Evil Dead franchise lol) would be both impressed and turned on over the concept of me making my own undergarments. I do have a reproduced pattern for regular undergarments from the 1930s, but I know that some pattern companies make lingerie patterns or reproductions of their vintage patterns, and sometimes they include undergarments or just bras. Considering how Ash has been treated throughout his existence, I'd think he'd feel special and loved over the fact I made my own undergarments rather than buying some expensive lingerie that probably wouldn't look flattering on me (according to some sources, they're a one size fits all kinda deal). Idk what else to say. Live long and prosper lol

OKAY, LOVE THIS FOR YOU!!!

you're so right. you're so right. i literally cannot imagine him being anything other than absolutely obsessed with the concept of you making your own undergarments, the man would be WILD FOR IT. not only the fact that you'd make them specifically for your body so they'd perfectly suit you in size and shape and color and everything else, the idea that it would be something just for him to see, nothing anyone else is wearing... i mean, it'd probably make him the happiest man alive. and if you gave him previews of stuff that you're making? he'd be absolutely over the moon. no doubt in my mind.

THIS IS SUCH A FUN CONCEPT AND I LOVE THIS FOR YOU!!! and for him!!! he's so lucky to have you!!! 🖤

[bl00dline]

audrey for the playlist ask!

a- automatic gun by japan

u- uncontrollable urge by devo

d- dark entries by bauhaus

r- rusholme ruffians by the smiths

e- everything counts by depeche mode

y- you’ve got everything now by the smiths

thank you!!

[mountain-of-madness]

at first glance i thought your icon was saul goodman

The lawyer/district attorney stare is powerful

[dailybarbie]

i don't know the model number, but here's the 30th anniversary star trek barbie and ken set with barbie as yeoman janice rand and ken as captain james t. kirk from 1996

it’s so funny you requested this one, because i actually own it! :0

they’ll be posted tomorrow!!

[darrenpeace]

Concept: Sky High 2 is basically a follow up to the events of the end of the first one, except uh, the villains somehow break out of the detention room, take hostages and, uhhhhh, basically it's a retelling of Die Hard. I know that makes absolutely no sense

Yeah it would make not so much sense, but still could be kinda action scene

♪ I ain’t spending my life here! ♪

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♪ Jaaaaaaaaail break! ♪

[justsomeguy-cassavetes]

Concept: borrowing Damien's jacket when it's cold outside

YESSS OMG

i assume youre talking about his big coat that he wears in the subway scene? i have a very similar one myself and it's so warm and comfy 🥺 i can imagine walking w him when it starts to get cold out, he would take it and drape it on your shoulders so you can pull it around like a blanket. it probably smells like cigarettes and sadness 🥰🥰

[gabblicious]

i found a cute evil dead fabric on etsy, and when i have the money for it, i wanna buy a yard of it for a project i wanna make

Sounds pretty groovy to me, the first thing I thought of was a evil dead blanket

[the-acid-pear]

Wanna see the progress on my Evil Dead painting?

OUGH yes yes!!