#ashe is daeron. the only normal targtower | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

weisscreamcake · 1 month ago

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fe3h/asoiaf crossover au where the mittlefrank opera does a production of the dance of the dragons. dorothea is alicent ofc and she manages to get edelgard on board as rhaenyra. they lean fully into the toxic yuri tragedy and there’s not a dry eye in the house at the end of the night

#this is so dumb but it’s funny to me #hubert is larys and it’s scary how well he does #claude is criston because i can’t stop thinking about how no matter where they are they’ll always be percieved as an outsider #i’m totally normal about them it’s fine #marianne would be helaena #thinking about how they’re both doomed to commit suicide :))))) i’m totally normal about it #dimitri is aemond. he’s got the eyepatch and everything #aemond burning the riverlands like kill every last one of them #wait actually maybe felix would be better #sylvain would be aegon??? maybe???#ashe is daeron. the only normal targtower #yuri is daemon because again. cunty. but i also think he could pull off the depressed loser vibes daemon has #i don’t have anyone for rhaenyra’s kids sorry #also rhea as mysaria. just for a little rheagard. as a treat #(not for me but i see the vision etc etc)#throwing that in for my rheagard mutual if you’ve read this far. ily #aaaaaaaand gilbert as vizzy t because whew lord are you a bad father #wait also seteth as otto bc my mans is TIRED #gritting his teeth every time they have to do the part where otto pimps out his daughter because Holy Shit What the Fuck i would Never

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