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[leafcabbage]

for those of you who don’t know, @pigeonhome is my best friend/roommate who follows this blog but who i refuse to let read ycssgwtlfs. yesterday he decided to tell me what he thinks my fic is about from what he’s seen on here and i wrote a live-transcript of it. i hope you enjoy. 

i think that this is what the fic is: ranboo is sad because dream is mean to him and also his face is fucked up and so he wears the mask and is also really sad and also has crippling anxiety. im assuming that they [bench trio] become friends because of their trauma? because they're like oh god all our relatives are dead we relate to each other. 

ranboo's #1 crippling fear is office max'ses and so he gets forced to go to one because of work and that's why he had a panic attack at an office max. and then quackity comes and picks him up in his cool car that has fire spray painted onto it and it has no bumper it fell off and is in the trunk. im making lore happen. 

and then i dont know what happens next, um, quackity returns ranboo to dream with the office max stuff. because i assume thats who instigated the office max stuff because he's evil and deserves to die, clearly, because how dare he send ranboo to an office max knowing this is his biggest fear- wait this is a literal transcript? like a word for word one? *laughing* and then dream takes the office max stuff and is like "fuck you ranboo" and then pushes him to the ground.

 and then tommy is like "what the fuck" y'know like how he says, and then they all- mmm- ummm- and then dream cries because he has a really bad home life and he trauma dumps about his dad being a capitalist. and his mom naming him dream, and how that was really fucking shitty of her to do. and then ranboo is like "oh shit i also have a shitty home life”, and then they spider man point at each other and now they're friends. and then its the quadroupo [bench trio + dream] now- quatuplet? i dunno. but then its like sixteen chapters, that cant be the end yeah because its really long.

dont they also cuddle a lot because you're deprived of human contact? and i know this because on your tumblr you always post diagrams, like poorly drawn

cabbage: no i dont! i dont post diagrams!

i've seen them. i have. *finds a sketch dump picture*

cabbage: THATS NOT A DIAGRAM you're being mean

also techno carries the bags all the time ?? and ranboo's hands are very shaky. im trying to remember other words from your word web. and also really important they're in florida and it's the worst because the state sucks. and isnt the college name a pun or something? i cant remember the name of the college. and everyone in the background has dick names.

late addition: i do like to think that ranboo is agoraphobic but only to office max'ses