#as the person who wrote the first ever fanfic for mollie x salem on ao3 this is so funny to me

[barnstormin-a]

@entitytcken asked: 💋 for the memes {for/from Salem}

The first 5 Asks to send 💋 get a kiss (1/5)

she didn't like how close she was to them.

not... in the sense you'd expect, maybe, but still. wrangled up in another scheme of her's and yet she could barely do much other than try to hide the blush that threatened to pierce through her feathers.

a single thought bounces around in her head, one that could maybe distract them. buy her enough time to get out and flee with the gang. one that only makes that blush harder to fight off. is she really considering-- oh, yeah, she is. in fact, no longer considering, as she lightly headbutts the side of salem's head with her beak. a vocalized mmmmph-WAH as she makes her best attempt at a cheek kiss... and completely and utterly freezes up as reality catches up with her at what she just did, a nervous smile forming as she looks at the shady skunk.

" . . . sorry ? "

really, that's all you can say ?