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raisinchallah · 1 month ago

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really tragic there was a whole complex fan project to make a xena themed cookbook that while totally insane is completely lacking in two vital xena cookbook concepts which is one a hippie friendly sprouted seeds and nut bread edible for those so insane and health minded they would never let a brownie touch their lips and also as tribute to gabrielle eating the drugged nut bread that makes u gayer in altared states and then a drink that can be served with or without alcohol thats like a mix of every single juice you have in your cupboard called xenas juices subheading can we cook with your juices ok bows and scurries away

#still so fascinated this was ever a project since i struggle to imagine a show worse suited to a fandom cookbook #as the characters both eat almost exclusively campfire fish and like bread #and due to its totally insane timeline and location hopping one cannot attempt the other #easy out for making a fandom cookbook especially for fantasy series and just #look up recipes from a referenced time period totally unrelated ot the original material #and even if u tried to nail it down to 2000+ years ago in greece there simply are not many recipes that survive lol #tho my one note is that in the bullshit herbal remedy portion would have been way funnier #if it had like random quotes from like galen and told people how to reduce their choleric disposition

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