#as someone who is a chronic chewer I feel this in my teeth. sometime teeth itchy is real :(

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I saw this prompt again and I cannot let it go in my brain. So as I said in my tags, maybe it starts with Selina giving Danny security tech to chrunch on but then Harley and Ivy want to test it for Science™. They hand him all sorts of crazy shit but draw the line at gross things. These things include various metals (Danny has particular thoughts about certain metals. Iron tastes too much like blood but it's got a good cronch, Copper is his favorite so far as it's good crunch with a pretty okay taste like idk fucking limestone and gold is his second favorite as it's chewy and tastes like taffy(I have a lot of thoughts about how metals would taste okay)) all of the rocks, concrete, steel, one time a clean tire, and a little bit of glass. He also off hand mentions about the deranged food in his fridge sometimes and makes the Gals wonder if this is part of his meta power or if Danny is Just Like That™️.

Just the thought of Danny being handed increasingly insane stuff by Selina, Harley and Ivy. Selina showed them how she's been disposing of any security mechs she comes across and Harley just pulls a batarang from her pocket or whatever and hands it to him. Selina and Ivy are like wtf until Danny actually takes a bite out of it with ease and then they're like wtf…. Danny said it tasted like vengeance.

The real reason this prompt lives in my head though is I just want someone to hand Danny their phone and Danny who has been trained to cronch first ask questions later, takes a giant chomp on the poor phone and its just sparking and all sorts of circuits and wires sticking from it, whoever the poor smuck is that handed it to him is just staring in dismay. Danny doesn't even notice he just gives the bitten phone back to the person.

Bonus points if it's someone with the batfam, specifically Tim. The five stages of grief Tim would go through seeing some skinny beanpole of a kid just take a bite out of his phone like it's a piece of chocolate unphased. He begins to try and come up with how to protect the tech from this menace of a chewer and becomes part of the problem with handing Danny increasingly weird stuff to bite to test his limit, spoiler alert he has none. Borrowing another idea as well and Tim gives Danny kryptonite to cronch. Danny finds it tastes just like ghost candy and actually eats the whole thing.

Meanwhile in the background Harley and Ivy are discussing the pros or cons of getting Danny to take a bite out of the biggest diamond in the world to see if he can cronch it. Pros it would be funny as fuck Cons they probably gotta take it from Selina and she would be pissed, plus if he did do it then they would be out one big diamond.

dp x dc prompt!

Danny has always been somewhat of a compulsive chewer. All the way up through middle school he would bite on the neck of his shirt, or hoodie strings. The portal accident and his newfound Halfa status did not help. In fact, the carryover even in his human form gave him extremely sharp teeth and the strength to crunch metal if he wasn’t careful.

Several years later in Gotham, there have been reports of various chunks of scrap metal, with tooth marks resembling fangs gouged into the steel, being found in alleyways and scrapyards. The bats are not pleased that a new meta has taken up residence and started leaving vaguely threatening ‘messages’ lying around. Anything with fangs and jaw strength like that can’t be good news.