#as parental as you can get when you do lab experiments on a odd fox child thing...

[velvetcake96]

“You’d Think It’s None Of Your Business!”

More Fox! Ed!

[hasliaran]

Undertale is owned by Toby Fox

Sooner or Later You’re Gonna be Mine is written by Staringback.

TimeHealsTale - Still a WIP by me.

Meet my undertale OC from TimeHealsTale which is an AU living rent free in my head. They are a canon MC that replaces the real Sans (age 5) after he got dumped into a tub of Void by Gaster to be forgotten.

Name: Comic Sans Du Font (Comic/Komi)

Age: 22 (5 years younger than canon Sans and 8 years older than Paps)

Job: Monster Healer that does House-calls. (Not a Judge; Sans disappeared because he was a Judge)

Profile in Game: Toriel’s Contact, The Smuggler, Summon Healer (after befriending; limited to 5 calls (diff. work phone no.); rapid calls will assume it’s a prank and not be picked up for a certain period of time.)

This is not her usual outfit but I just really wanted to post it.

In my head, the scene goes …

- she fell into the void trying to pull out a deformed still 5 years old Sans when she was going through her father’s stuff in his lab dungeon. (Occurred after the barrier broke)

- Sans was in a mega huge test tube floating in pitch black Void essence (frozen in stasis as no time passes through Void), so she couldn’t see anything or knew he was inside. Only after she accidentally tipped it over, smashing it to pieces, when trying to push it out of the lab that she realised there was an effing toddler inside it.

“Dad, seriously?” Comic got fed up already with the mess her father left behind after he got scattered.

- Cue her trying to grab the kid out of the muck only to fall in and be dropped down into another universe with the little one.

(Yes, this is the multiverse travel scene excuse and I love it)

Back then, Sooner or later your gonna be mine just uploaded a new comic chapter on YouTube. Hence, my brain went overdrive and said it’s a free real estate. So, I imagined the duo getting found by the skeleton brothers before the story started from rumours of them pillaging around trash sites, random food thefts and small skeletons offering up to do odd jobs.

Other skeletons than them, huh, curious.

Them skeletons in that story was already huge as heck though, now imagine a five a year old and a roughly five foot skeleton with a slight build running around what was essentially a mob era in the 1920’s.

The first thing that would go through their thick skulls was KIDS, THEY ARE KIDS, WHO HERE F***ED AND DIDN’T USE PROTECTION ?!

So much shenanigans from just trying to chase them down. ^_^

In the end, Komi and Void/V (little Sans; Komi’s not that creative at naming) were lured in by food, an offer for a roof over their heads and warm baths. Yep, tragic.

Little sans doesn’t look like a sans anymore here but a mere smooth skull shell with two big eye sockets and nothing else. I meant that literally. No lips or teeth as those were melted away and a pitch black body with stumps for legs. (look at Hollow Knight; Ghost but without the horns and has smoothen out round cheeks at least. I love that game.)

The last thing he remembered was that his aunt (step sister actually but he knows her as auntie) giving birth in the Underground Hospital and his uncle (Gaster) pushing him into a tub of black liquid, watching him drown.

And now he can’t talk since his lips is sealed shut.

Moreover, someone with his name who looks like a lot like his auntie and a bit like his uncle was dragging him around somewhere. It’s hella weird and confusing and he can’t cry properly. (Yes, HK reference here)

Yes, there is a story here for the duo that will coincide with SoLY’reGBM. Mostly, with Komi claiming Bara Sans courting skills were lame as hell no wonder Frisk ran screaming. This happen only at the time they were all comfortable enough to diss each other. Still, she and V were treated like sassy annoying younger siblings.

One’s assumed to be a teenager another a preschooler. So both were admitted to schools by force and with threats for Komi by Gaster since he didn’t want them in the house 24/7. Also to just enjoy the fact they have money now to send someone in their place to experience school. Papyrus here loves it that someone gets to experience and tell him all about while also not being the youngest in the family anymore.

Komi, in hindsight was 50/50 about it. Hating the idea at first before going, huh, maybe it’s not so bad… Hence the outfit up there. ^

She only has been to pre-school when her mother was alive and nothing else since, Gaster, her father, deeming it useless and only had been homeschooled by him. As much as you could call being locked in a room and told to read/answer these sheets of questions or not she’s never allowed to feed Papyrus as homeschooling activities. It happened in a period of when she was 10 - 14, so Paps would be 2 - 6. Damn well, she learned to memorise and spit everything out like a photocopier.

Seeing the Gaster in this universe sorta freaks her out. Making her wait to be ordered and when she doesn’t gets the order or the orders were just a pat on the skull and be told to behave, nothing else. She will proceed to look at him funny only to realise that oh, this is not dad. The three brothers can see that gal there has been through some shit and it’s not the fun kind. This also makes them question whether they should let them go back to wherever they came from, and that’s a whole other bag of fish to fry.

Komi knows they are a mob family, accepts it because hey her dad had a dungeon where he cuts up humans and eats SOULs for breakfast so why not this?

Only to find out they are pretty nice for a family and was this what a family suppose to be like? She liked it.

Komi with V/Void -, I will protect you my new baby brother that I have adopted at first sight with my body and SOUL. Which she does, she was raised with her Papyrus who was always aimed at gunpoint by her father. Basically, a rinse and repeat cycle situation in her eyes. Only to find out that no, nobody was out to get V!

She felt so gosh darn free in this universe but felt as though she was missing something all the time.

Yep, her found family from back home. So, definitely gotta get out of here somehow.

While also going to high school and befriending your adopted uncles’s enemy’s niece. Fuku Fire. Definitely not telling them what she did. They are gonna get so pissed.

Fuku - I have befriended the cool kid that’s not afraid to talk back against adults and was already a pro in home economics, who is also a skeleton Monster, meaning from a rival family. My parents and Uncle *pedo* Grillby must never know.

Comic will also be going through the motions of life here while figuring out how V’s powers work to send them back home and be getting a supply of Uncle’s favourite mustard since he’s been bitching about it every day by now.

He and Gaster will most definitely never know.

Nah, they know. Comic is a freaking blabber mouth that tells everything to this version of Papyrus just like she does in her own universe. Confirmed, she’ll be outed within 3 days by Paps and a fight about who she befriends was not their business.-at Gaster - who then sees it as an opportunity. Which leaves her storming out yelling they are all the same. Gaster and her Gaster.

Shit goes down that day, and everything went A-okay. Komi would make attempts to not overlap her father’s image over this guy because really, this Gaster is the farthest thing to her dad that’s a centuries old psychopath craving the secrets of the multiverse who would instead have not let her run out the house unscathed for yelling nor talked through things with her when she was brought back.

Darn guy was pretty nice.

Sans and Papyrus of this universe : who are you and what have you done to our brother?

G: What was that?

S&P: Nothing. S: (mutters under his breath) bias piece of sh*t

Then there’s that scene where they now got a new area to govern. Komi and V finds it weird but okay. *shrugs*. It felt like they were going to govern their territory or something. Sounds like basic Royal Guards one-o-one shtick her middle bro’s and friends’ kinda work. Seems simple enough.

It was not simple. I repeat, it was not simple.

G: No, we do not have to patrol the area.

G: No, we do not do shifts to monitor criminal activities.

G: It’s just an area that we will get a claim to.

G: But I need the humans here to be comfortable with Monsters, so I am going to let loose Papyrus on them. Since, we also have you two as well. Feel free to interact with the Humans. Tell me if anyone gives you three any trouble, Sans and I will personally deal with it.

S: wut? Yes? Yep, whatever he says goes. Better listen to your elders, brats.

P: Really, Sans?

C: So-, you want us to help around with the people in the area? Like charity work? Give free food and all that?

G: (how did she jumped to that? but otherwise, she’s not wrong.) … Yes-, that. Feel free to use your green magic on them as well if you have to but only when necessary. I don’t want you to suddenly disappear because your own loose lips.

C: Alright. (Does an excited fist pump) This is gonna be awesome~! …. Heyyy, did you just-

P: And I will be sure to guard them. (No arguing here from the other brothers)

V: (pouts and hand signed) N-O-T—B-A-B-Y

P: (could only stare at this being that barely reaches his kneecaps) Of course, little one.

All I know is, all of them are sassy sarcastic shits and there’s way more to be continued here.

So byeeee~

[professorsparklepants]

Sorry if this is like too much, but I always like your ideas on changes to Naruto, and I was wondering what you’d like to do if you were handed control of a reboot

Hand it back and say no thank you

THEMATIC SHIT

First off, get rid of the reincarnation plot. Indra & Asura still exist, but Asura is the Sage’s apprentice and not his second son. This is kept as backstory for the Uchiha curse of hatred & makes Indra’s anger at being passed over for inheriting ninshu make more sense to the audience. The generational parallels are still present, but more subdued and closer to implied reincarnation than actually stating it.

Second, keep god tree!Madara the final final boss, and set Kaguya aside for the final movie and/or Boruto. Someone else said it first and better, but having Madara as the final boss means the shinobi world is having to face the problems it created and the ending is about stopping the cycle of war and trying to create peace in the future.

Third: figure out what the fuck you’re saying about fate! OG Naruto has two completely different themes for Part 1 and Part 2. Bringing fate and destiny and generational patterns of violence into Part 2 is fine, but you still need to have Naruto breaking the mold and forcing things to change with his Shonen Protagonist Energy, because that’s what he does. Naruto doesn’t align to people’s expectations, even when it’s a force of the universe! He’s the #1 unpredictable ninja!

Fourth: people can be redeemed but they’re not secretly good. I’m looking at you, Itachi. He did something horrible for what he thought were good reasons, then defected from the village and now wants to destroy the shinobi system for what they forced him to do to his clan. And in case he doesn’t succeed, Sasuke can kill him for clout in the village. Keeps the woobie backstory and makes his status as a villain more secure while still leaving room for Sasuke to grieve what could have been and decide to destroy the shinobi world himself. 

SAKURA

Give the girl the mokuton. Seriously. I don’t care how. Hashirama appears to her in a dream and declares her his successor, she’s just really in tune with nature chakra, she’s descended from a Senju branch clan, I don’t care. It gives her a special power to use when Sasuke develops the Sharingan and Naruto starts chomping fox chakra, and if you give her the connection with Hashirama and bump up Mito’s involvement in backstory (maybe by taking away some of Tobirama’s relevance?) it creates a good sharingan v. mokuton v. jinchuriki/uchiha v. senju v. uzumaki setup for battle of the end 2.0 and 3.0

(Also, stop giving people Mokuton in lab experiments. Implanted sharingan serve a purpose in weirding out Sasuke and furthering his trauma through disrespect of his dead family, but this is just unnecessary. If you want more than one person to have it, have them actually inherit it.)

Give that bitch a signature move! Naruto and Sasuke come out of the Academy knowing the shadow clone jutsu and giant fireball respectively, but Sakura doesn’t have anything. It doesn’t have to be a jutsu, maybe she’s good with senbon or her family has their own style of swordplay, something small but distinct that will let her stand out a little. Give her a second one when Naruto learns the rasengan and Sasuke gets the Chidori.

Sakura’s parents are just the worst. Absolute garbage people. Emotional abuse and belittling day in and day out. Have Sakura hate her parents, for real reasons, so she can serve as a foil that challenges Naruto and Sasuke to understand her instead of the other way around. It also gives them reasons to be protective of her other than “oh she’s weak and a girl” and encourages them to fold her into their dynamic. 

MISC

Make Temari the Kazekage. It’s weird that Gaara takes Naruto’s dream and manages to do it in like two years, since he spent the first 13 years of his life killing people and terrorizing his village. Meanwhile Temari is reasonably strong, has a solid head on her shoulders, and with allowance for the three year time skip definitely could be Kage material.

Involve the whole Konoha 11 in the Sasuke retrieval arc. If Lee can show up 15 minutes late with starbucks than you can swing by your teammates houses to ask if they’re free. It also makes the fact that the kids win more believable. The Sound Four are jounin level, and these kids are just out of the academy. If it’s two on one they have better odds, and you’ll stop breaking show-don’t-tell when you talk about Konoha teamwork.

[brytedarklyt]

In-Depth Profile: Bryte Darklyt

Note:Stolen/taken from @subetei-noykin

IDENTIFICATION —

·         Full Name: Bryte Darklyt (Y'tola Odha)

·         Pronunciation: Bright Dark-Light

·         Pseudonym: none

·         Nicknames: Kitsu, fluffy

·         Age: Twenty-Seven Cycles

·         Name Day: 17th Sun of the 6th Umbral Moon

·         Birthplace: A Lab in Sharlayan

·         Guardian: Menphina, the Lover

·         Residence: Mists Apartment. Spends a lot of time in the Goblet with her girlfriend.

REFERENCES —

·         Motto:  “Sometimes life doesn't give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more."

·         Theme Song: >>>HERE<<<

·         Face Claim:  I'm terrible at Face claims.

STATS —

·         Gender: Female

·         Race: 1/2 Miqote, Seeker of the Sun - 1/2 Kitsune

·         Height: 5’0’’

·         Weight: One-hundred and five ponz

·         Eyes: Lavender Blue

·         Hair: Burgandy with streams of pink highlights

·         Skin: Slightly tanned, but with a pink hue.

·         Build: Soft and small. Slightly toned but not muscular.

·         Scars: Brand on the back of her neck.

·         Tattoos/Marks: Bryte has a heart shaped tattoo on her left cheek that she got after her husband died.

At First Glance (+5)

A Beauty: Though she isn't very social, Brytes unique look, shiny furr and almost glowing lavender eyes stands out heavily in any crowd. She tried for a very long time to fit in and just blend into the background but the more she tried the more she got noticed. Realizing this, she just did what she thought felt and looked the best from then on; Noting the better attention she got when looking dressed up versus the suspicious looks she got blending in.

Wildcard: Brytes morals are questionabe at best, but no matter what she always has the same philosophy. Anyone she cares about or loves is deserving. This means if they have gained her trust and/or companionship she will do whatever she needs to to make sure they are safe. Sometimes things are out of her control, but if she can help it she will be there.

Kitsune: To the average eye, Bryte is a very odd looking Miqote. Her furr is soft and shiny and well maintained. Her tail, much puffier and longer than normal Miqote tails and has slight gripping capabilities. Her ears are larger than the average Miqote and white ruffles of hair are visible inside. She guards her tail well, as her father had instructed her to. According to him, the only way to truly kill a Kitsune is to cut off their tail; So this means Bryte is cautious who she lets touch it.

Charmcaster: Bryte has given up traditional use of aether to speed up her lineage. Every Kitsune has 5 charms that unlock gradually throughout their life and increase in power the older they get. So far Bryte only has access to 2 of her own. To speed up this process Bryte must meditate daily; Siphoning her aether back into Hydaelyn in an attempt to draw only on her natural Kitsune power as strength.

Widowed: Bryte married at a young age. When she first moved to Ul'dah, a young man met and made her his apprentice in his Alchemist shop. That is where she got her start in the craft, and eventually they fell for each other. The relataionship was fast growing and intense; Seeing as young Bryte had never been close like that with anyone before. Sadly, a few months after their wedding there was an accident involving Bryte that caused him to vanish forever. She still struggles with it, because of her rough upbringing but believes he would want her to move on so she tries. She believes that she wouldn't be the person she is today if it wasn't for him, so she is thankful for that at least.

FACTS —

·         Occupation: Alchemist; 'Consultant' (Treasure Hunter/Pirate)

·         Specialties: Healing medicine, tactics, prediction and recon

·         Skills: Quick learner, nimble and quick, Clever, Stronger than she looks

PROFICIENCY —

·         Education: No formal education; Social and economical skills learned from watching others and interacting. Alchemist training from her late husband

·         Favored Weapon(s): Formerly daggers, now she prefers no weapons. Has considered using a gun.

·         Secondary Weapon(s): Short Sword

·         Magic Abilities: Mirage creation, high aether sense, tail transformation and foxfire manifestation

·         Magic Strengths: Mirage and Clone creation; Trickery

RELATIONS —

·         Sexual Preference: Bi-sexual with a high preference for woman

·         Romantic Identification: Loyal

·         Relationship Status: Taken

·         Sweet on: J'veda

·         Alignment: Chaotic neutral

·         Allies: Goldbrand (Estranged),  and anyone involved in the dealings of Goldbrand, spies and pirates in multiple companies, Calar, her Father

·         Enemies: Grand Companies, her Mother

FAMILY —

·         Maternal: Bryte escaped her home at 7 cycles old, spending the next 10 by herself. ·         Parental: A'shtoye Odha - Mother: Sharlayan Aetherologist - Studying ancient or extinct races for further aetherial capabilities. Zeke N'ao - Father: Kitsune trickster captured and forcebly used for experiments and breeding. ·         Mentor: Alchemist mentor and Husband, D'yhon Nudu ·         Associates: Goldbrand members, old company friends          J'veda Yhiro: Girlfriend          Crew(Friends)          Rose: Estranged friend.

MENTALITY —

·         Social Level: Charming, Witty, Clever, Mischiveous, Quiet, noticeable

·         Optimistic View(s): There is always a way as long as your heart is willing.

·         Pessimistic View(s): Not everyone is deserving of compassion.

·         One  Positive Personality Trait: She cares deeply for those who are close to her.

·         One Negative Personality Trait: Her lack of true social skills gets her in trouble or causes her to be excluded often.

·         ·One Personality Warning: Lock her up or put her in a cage and you'll regret it.

·         Random Quirk: Bryte often plays with her own tail. Its fluffy and easy to grab onto.

·         Hobbies: Social events, tinkering, experimenting

·         Addictions: Training.

·         Habits: Sits alone, Often watches from a distance, overly sarcastic.

·         Pleasures: Cuddles, warm drinks and campfires, New treats and meals she hasn't tried yet.

Appreciates (List 5+)

Comfort Compassion Gifts Generosity Calm

Dislikes (List 5+)

Dishonesty Dodos Cages Fox hunters Anyone threatening or harming her friends.

Strengths (List 5+)

Clever Intelligent Swift Protected Adaptive

Weaknesses (List 5+)

Overtrusting Easy to Hurt Physically swift but not super strong Novice Gets attached easily

Fears (List 5+)

Seclusion Exclusion Being hunted Her friends getting hurt Facing her past

FAVORITES ––

·         Favorite Food(s): Spicy Pizza, Seafood

·         Favorite Drink(s): Plum Drinks, Other fruity drinks

·         Favorite Scent(s): Lavender, Soft scents from the forst, fire smells.

·         Favorite Colors: Red, White, Black, Burgandy

TRIVIA - - None currently.

OOC -

Server: Balmung

Timezone: EST

Experience: Roleplay experience of 1.5 years. Medium-Length posts but able to post longer when required. Prefers scenes in game but will do discord RP.

Type of RP: Any/All, Mature and R-Rated themes included. Long-term Story-lines or One-shot scenes. Nothing going against Bryte as a character, though.

Looking for:

Friends, Pirates, Rivals, Enemies, or Allies.

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