#as opposed to modern insulin like humalog or novolog where I can be a normal human with near-zero inhibitions

[zenjestrr]

yo past me was so big brained ok so I ran out of insulin today and when I went to the pharmacy to get more, they told me that the prescription that my doctor was SUPPOSED to have given them LAST MONTH didn't get to them and my most recent prescription ran out of refills (I hate this system so much). So I need to wait until tomorrow morning to call them and get them to send the prescription AGAIN. anyway I only have like 15 units left (this is very little) and I was already planning how I was going to minimize the damage but theeeeeeennnn I looked in like...the deepest corners of my fridge and found a single vial of the Walmart brand insulin that sucks dick that I forgot I had. I bought one in case of an emergency like a year ago and this is truly the most prepared I've ever been in my life I feel like I received a magic boon from a distant ancestor right before the final fight.