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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!
#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion#minor spoilers in the tags!#royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage#and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens#Marcille would be so sick of it#Laios also has his fair share of proposals#Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already#well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone#anyway lol#someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’#Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that#Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes#Laios: well if you say so#but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic#so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (:#fool proof plan Laios good job#totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance#so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’#and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne#doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it#better yet …. Kabru Touden#much to consider#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#if you squint#wasabi doodles
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'Keep vigilant, Smee. That little spriggan could be right under our noses...'
#peter pan#james hook#my art#it was my birthday last week and we had our customary viewing of Peter Pan 2003#-clings to that movie like a life raft-#.........................-clings to jason isaacs like a *redacted*-
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Does anyone else think about how Sakura was so excited and FRIENDLY to Suo when he thought he was a foreigner? If I had to count how often I think about that I'd say I'm never not thinking about it.
He introduced himself so POLITELY. Even tried to accommodate him by greeting him in English. He was so fuckin stoked thinking he was being kind to a foreigner.
(I'm also always thinking about how he got out the "I am-" and the part he got stuck at was his name my booooyyyy 😭)
#Sakura wants to be hospitable to foreigners confirmed#Nirei would drag them to all the most fun places - to interrogate them#Suo would tell them lies like 'beware of those pesky tsuchinoko. They'll get ya.'#Sakura Haruka I know what you are - a NICE BOY#who worries about lonely people#second languages r hard mby he was stumped coz he knows first names are customary but is inherently shy about introducing himself as Haruka#i know id feel weird about introducing myself by my last name but maybe i should its HILARIOUS watching people try to pronounce it#wind breaker#sakura haruka#suo hayato#wbk
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bad end
[i'm a sucker for a lightwarden au hehe]
#ffxiv#wolcred#thancred waters#warrior of light#oc; cas eversong (it's a stage name)#ffxiv wol#cA's art#shadowbringers spoilers#lightwarden#nothing quite like making a deal to kill the person u love “in case it goes wrong” and then it goes wrong#tag rant incoming here#i. experienced SO MUCH FRUSTRATION with this one#fully restarted the first image 3 times and the second image twice. like from scratch#my vision was NOT lining up with what i was actually making sobs#sometimes u finish art but this time the art finished me#im gonna lie down for several hours as is customary at this time of night
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May I confess that I’m obsessed the way you picture anything DAO and Ailill, and I was smitten from the moment I saw that one illustration where you portrait him as the warden prone to an early Calling
😭😭😭❤️❤️ THANK YOU dao has such a special place in my heart and specific aesthetic/mental imagery im touched you like it 🥺 im forever torn between interests but if i had infinite time i’d love to more comprehensively develop that imagery in art and writing, why must everything take so long 😭 here’s sm drawn around the same time as that post when i was working out how i wanted the corruption to look, accurate veins are literally so hard to draw lmao anyone who knows anything abt the blood vessels of the neck forgive me
#ailill mahariel#my art#dao#dragon age#my ocs#asks#talkin#customary apology for taking like a week to respond#if i had infinite time i’d write a complete novelization of dao featuring my specialest little guy and get sued
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I was holding my dog's head like a burger when I suddenly thought of Machete so I now present to you
Machete getting his head held like a burger
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#oh dear#my boy my poor little rat lad#he doesn't seem too thrilled about it#but submitting to his fate nonetheless#or maybe he's secretly into it#maybe it makes him feel like his head is staying together a bit better than it does on average#is this a customary thing? to hold a dog's head like a burger?#you're not the first person to tell me my dogs need to be given burger handling#I don't know what I'm talking about anymore I think I better call it a day#thank you! I hope he's feeling held#gift art#snakeobsessedloser#own characters#Machete
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because of allspeak there is no language barrier for thor and loki so how many times do you think someone thought they were being real slick saying something to them thinking they wouldn't understand?
#someone yells obscenities at Thor in Spanish and Thor furrows his brows and starts yelling back#because what do you mean you are insulting his mother when Thor has saved this city? perhaps this is a customary ritual#some lackeys think they're getting away with spying for HYDRA and Loki is just listening along unable to tell German is a different languag#how many fangirl/fanboys made inappropriate passes thinking it would be lost in translation whether as slang or bc of language barrier#avengers go to europe for a mission and thor starts speaking with locals but no one else can tell what they're saying#tony was getting a translator started up and Thor starts speaking Finnish like it's normal
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my freaky ass c&c oc that im forcing u to look at. this is bunsen (it/its) and it is TOTALLY a rabbit. 100% rabbit. thats a bunn y right there not an eldritch abomination no nope
#WOOOO HORROR!#normal rabbit :^) i like it. customary fanart of ur normal rabbit#horror cw#c&c fanart
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Davrin 🤝 Varric when it comes to keeping their tits out in some capacity all the time.
#davrin#varric tethras#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age 4#is it customary for wardens in Anderfels to aircondition their tiddies like this??#*fixes glasses on her nose*#listen. i'm asking this as someone curious about the warden lore. i promise.
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wwwwggh curling up against your f/o on a cold winter night and loosely wrapping yourselves around each other. pressing your face to their chest and hearing their heart beat and their soft breaths. feeling them relax as they fall asleep and getting to watch their features soften and ease. falling asleep feeling all warm and safe snuggled up to them…….
#marigoldshipping#i got sick again don’t look at me i’m being patbetjc sbdnf v#going to get melv sick with me. planning his downfall. if one of us gets sick the other has to as well it’s customary#thinking of listening to his heartbeat and just feeling his warmth is really comforting i don’t know how to put it into words…#it’s cold and harsh outside and you used to be that way too but now you’re warm and soft with me. something or other i guess#anyway#of course i’m going to smother him it’s like -10 outside right now. scary#natural heater……
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Trying to explain ADHD like "I got overwhelmed by the prospect of taking out two weeks' worth of trash so I started translating Franz Wright's poem 'Language my country' into Russian"
#Sparse parsimonious poem and hard to#Translate in Russian without sounding like Nabokov Lite#It's a fun challenge#Since it relies on rhymes and 'customary pairs' that are different in each language#And I am changing the structure to preserve some of the more important semantics
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One of my most embarrassing “nobody in my immediate family drank and I was raised to Never Drink Ever and so grew up sheltered with regards to key parts of Alcohol Culture” things is that since the liquor store measures everything in liters (metric), terms about bottle size based upon imperial measurements are nonsense to me. I only recently learned that “a fifth” of vodka was 750 milliliters aka 3/4ths of a conventional bottle. I have no earthly clue how much a 40 oz is.
#luke.txt#drunkposting#just like how I was like a year into alcoholism hell when I learned that it’s customary to refrigerate vodka ketchup rules style?#im not good at doing that cuz when I stop drinking im wasted enough that Put The Bottle In The Fridge is hard to remember#but at least sometimes I have slightly less nasty vodka#IF ITS MEANT TO BE IN THE FRIDGE WHY IS IT SOLD NOT IN THE FRIDGES. just cuz it doesn’t go bad???⁇ what if I am 21 and stupid????⁇
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seeing him without a suit is genuinely so distressing it feels like I'm witnessing something I'm not meant to be a part of. it's too private. too intimate, even. in this essay I will
#I will explain that even if you cant fuck peter capaldi#you can feel like you can by watching malcolm tucker shed his customary corporate ass suit and sit on a sofa after three seasons#do i really believe that? well yes#the thick of it#i have brain wroms
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While the trick-or-treating comic was very cute, I cannot imagine Vasco not being a little treat kinda guy
Are you telling me he doesn't randomly buy himself candy just for the dopamine and the child-like joy? That he doesn't indulge on halloween spirit and buy spooky candy just for him and Machete?? (who barely eats it but halloween spirit comes first, practically second)
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#I actually thought about that for quite a while before choosing to go with a simple and neutral soda can#because yes I do think Vasco is a little treat kinda guy#but the treats he goes for probably aren't straight up candy#he's into hot chocolate and sweet coffee drinks#ice cream (particularly odd and seasonal flavors)#pastries and desserts probably#I can see him being a nutella enjoyer#and if he buys actual sweets I think he'd go for chocolate bars#(not like mars bars but thin flat sheets of chocolate that you break into smaller pieces)#(do those have a specific name in english or are they both just chocolate bars?)#none of the above are very easy to share unexpectedly with unfamiliar children#like I said in majority of Europe halloween isn't widely/officially celebrated and trick-or-treating isn't customary#families with young children teens and young adults might do halloween activities on smaller scale#but a childless couple in their thirties (and living in an apartment) is unlikely to have halloween candy in reserve methinks#Machete doesn't eat that many sugary things regularly#if Vasco is having something he probably goes along with it#but his health anxiety kind of affects what foods he deems acceptable and which ones should be avoided#which is ironic because modern Machete has a history of stress smoking#as a habit that's quite a bit worse for you than having an occasional ice cream sundae#I think he managed to quit when their relationship turned serious#answered#anonymous#modern au
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#I love that every time I download a dating app I know I am dooming myself to at least a week of intense psychic damage#and yet I keep doing it#because I am a lonely bitch#anyway here we are at the end of a week of having a dating app downloaded#defeated and disillusioned#now I guess I delete it and wait the customary year or two til I forget how much this sucks#and then we start the process all over again#until I decide I’m finally too old and accept my lot in life is to be a hermit#you can like if you read but again I treat this blog like my diary and audience participation isn’t required#just feeling my feelings tonight carry on#life
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i can't believe i never made a c&csona before. it's a coyote and it likes trigun a normal amount
#arent we all like trigun a normal amount.... so true#c&c fanart#customary fanart of your guy btw. the guy ever
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