#as i was drinking the sparkling apple juice pretending to be an alcoholic middle aged mom
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raleigh & parrish actually aren't allowed to be roommates because they'd do things that feels cursed like mix vodka/tequila with those bottles of sparkling apple juice from welches
#( send stuff in! ; memes. )#this thought came to me . violently . the other night#as i was drinking the sparkling apple juice pretending to be an alcoholic middle aged mom#but yeah ... they can't be put together ... their dumb ideas would probably get them killed
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