#as i typed this he moved and started using my foot as a pillowšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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ourlittlesister2015 Ā· 8 months ago
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This annoying little fucker (a mosquito) keeps biting me but my cat is asleep on my leg so I cant do shit but itch and complain
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minjunz Ā· 2 years ago
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heyyy i hope your doing finee <3 i just saw that yangyang and shotaro as boyfriends and that was literally the most satisfying and cutest thing ive read so far :( ... also nice to meet u! im new on here (like no joke i just joined like 2 weeks ago)ā€” anyways cld i req the same thing but with xiaojun and hendery as well šŸ„ŗšŸ«¶šŸ½ idk im in my feels šŸ˜žā¤ļø take your time w this one lovely xoxo
hii!! i hope youā€™re doing fine as well ^^ had to absolutely wrack my tiny little peanut brain for these, iā€™m so bad at writing for anyone except nct dream so iā€™m super sorry if this is subpar D: ty for requesting though!
nice to meet you too btw!!!!
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xiaojun and hendery as boyfriends! [gn reader]
XIAOJUN ā˜€ļø
goes shopping with you but you both end up just buying stuff for bella instead
takes bella on walks with you and you end up having to run with him
appreciates all your weird jokes but doesnā€™t really understand them. he just thinks youā€™re cute
constantly gushing about you to everyone
experiments with recipes (like the oreo cake) and uses you as his test subject
would die for you
sends you gym photos. also sends you bella photos
you constantly get into dumb playful arguments about stupid things like if milk or cereal goes first
likes headbutting you in an affectionate way
if youā€™re checking your outfit in the mirror heā€™ll come up behind you and just start flexing
pinches your cheeks so often thereā€™s xiaojun prints permanently engraved in your skin
he also likes laying his head on your ass. he says itā€™s like a heated pillow
tries to act mature and manly when you go for nights out
you get home and he immediately falls on top of you and wonā€™t move unless you pinch or kiss him
prefers video call to audio call if heā€™s away
heā€™s always trying to get you to feel more confident
i think heā€™s the type to give a million pecks instead of just one kiss
[sorry i see xiaojun as a brother figure itā€™s so hard to write for him šŸ˜­]
you ask him to step on you as a joke and he looks at you like youā€™re clinically insane
makes an effort to take you on as many dates as he possibly can
you build giant lego sets together
takes the worst photos of you but itā€™s ok
makes dinosaur noises at you to end conversations
protects his squidward beanie with his life. the only thing youā€™re not allowed to touch when he has it on
he looks like a guard dog from afar but heā€™s actually whispering ā€œlook at my boobsā€ into your ear
HENDERY ā˜ļø
a clown.
if he canā€™t make you laugh at least thrice a day then he wonā€™t sleep
i feel like 90% of the time heā€™s messing around and being playful with you but the other 10% of the time heā€™s SO romantic
like heā€™ll set up candle light three course meals in your living room just because he wants to
he gets really really shy/awkward when meeting your friends or family though and wonā€™t let go of your hand
will wake you up by making weird noises in your face or twerking
calls you his prince/princess in the middle of kisses
puts on his ā€˜girl voiceā€™ when he wants you to do something
force feeds you his food because he wants you to try it
buys shirts with you in mind. he wants you to like them enough to steal them
nose boops you like a dog
vlogs to his story and always hypes you up for no reason
ā€œhey guys look at how amazing, gorgeous, cool, showstopping, brilliant, incredible, magnificent and CUTE y/n is. look at my baby.ā€
knows all your likes and dislikes. heā€™ll eat what you donā€™t like if youā€™re determined to get something with it though
compliments you in a different language to your face then refuses to tell you what heā€™s saying
even if youā€™re attacking him heā€™ll just grin and shake his head
sometimes you wake up and heā€™s just stood at the foot of your bed like a sleep paralysis demon
or heā€™s stood in front of your mirror doing weird dances
staring contests but heā€™s trying to distract you by blowing kisses the whole time
sends you cat thirst trap photos
absolutely destroys you when you play fight then apologises immediately after
so comfortable around you. almost too comfortable. like he shits with the door open
sends you horrible puns every hour
neighbours called the police once because they thought you were murdering someone but you were just trying to make hendery jump and he screamed
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