#as i shuffled on wearing my bart simpson shorts

[baby-prophet]

omg I went down to the 7th floor (bc thats where the closest vending machine is) and when I went to get back on the elevator i think the girl who was getting off of it was checking me out......... twice 😏

[fiction-fun]

Hey guys! Part 2 of my newest Simpsons story. I'll be honest after this, it will probably be older stories for a while. But I hope to atleast post 2 stories a week, but at the very least I'll post 1! Send asks guessing what I'm posting next! I'll confirm with using your ask as the story or deny with an answer! Here we go!

Fandom: The Simpsons

Pairings: Future! Bart/Nelson, Future! Lisa/Oc

Words: 7230

Warnings: Child abuse

*There's a note on the first part about that tag*

“He won’t be there much longer.” She said finally softly.

Lisa just snuggled closer to her, and tried to calm down. An hour later the doctor shuffled out of the house after looking them all over. Kaley carefully stood up a little while later and pulled the blanket from the back of the couch, covered Lisa with it. She turned to look at Bart and Nelson, waving them to follow her. Bart had stopped shaking a bit ago but still looked to be in a sense of shock.

“What are we doing?” Nelson asked looking around.

Kaley walked down a hallway that none of them, except for her had been down before.

“I’m sick and tired of this. We’re taking this jerk down.” Kaley started as she paused outside a door, pressing her hand to a keypad.

The door opening and she walked inside, the other two following her. The door sliding shut behind them. Kaley walked over to a desk that held a computer with a lot of different things plugged in.

“Time to get some information.” She said as she pulled open a browser.

Bart tapped her shoulder.

“Let me.” He said, looking at the computer, his eyes still not really there.

Kaley looked at him for a second before nodding and standing up. Bart took the seat and typed in a web page, and logging in.

“I made this forever ago.” Bart said in explanation of why he had access to the page.

Nelson and Kaley crowded around and looked at the computer, on screen was a social media profile for the 2nd grade teacher Miss Hoover. With a few quick taps on the keyboard, Bart pulled up Lassen’s profile.

“No way.” Kaley said softly.

Nelson’s eyes widened as they looked over the profile.

“What’s Blazing Guy?” Bart asked looking up at the two of them.

Kaley hummed for a second.

“Its uh, kind of a celebration where adults go to basically party.” Nelson said finally.

Kaley nodded but paused.

“He’s the head pyro this year. Oh, this is good this is very good.” Kaley said an evil smile curling her lips and as her fingers tapped lightly against the back of the chair.

Bart and Nelson looked up at her and looked a bit scared.

“One, you look like your father. And two, why is that good?” Nelson asked voicing both of their thoughts.

Kaley’s smile widened further.

“Excellent.” She said with a short laugh.

Both boys shivered at that and Kaley shook her head, her smile shifting into a nicer one.

“Lassen being the head pyro, the person to light the statue. We can use that to our advantage.” Kaley said with a short laugh.

“What do you mean?” Bart asked.

Kaley tapped a few keys going to a different website.

“If we can get to Blazing Guy, we can find evidence against Lassen. Or alternatively we can sabotage his lighting attempt. Look, it’s that spray that stops fires from starting!” Kaley said pointing at a picture.

Nelson and Bart looked at the screen and evil smiles lifted across they’re faces. Kaley’s smile lifted as well. The next two days were spent planning, and asking parents for permission. By Saturday all of them were ready.

“Kaley, are you sure this is the only solution?” Her dad asked her worry lacing his tone.

Her father had to stay back to watch the plant. Kaley smiled and nodded, her feet tapping on the floor.

“Yeah, we have it all planned out. Everything will be perfect.” She said happily.

Waylon sighed but nodded as he pulled into a parking spot. Kaley unbuckled quickly and climbed out of the car. The two of them quickly got their tent set up before going to find Nelson, Bart and Lisa.

“Oh! There they are!” Kaley said pointing towards the small group.

Her dad looked in the direction she was pointing for a few seconds before nodding.

“Who’s that with them?” he asked her.

Kaley looked up at him confused for a second before looking back towards the group and groaning.

“That’s Millhouse dad, remember he was originally in the group but he was too soft to handle it.” She said a small whine in her voice.

Waylon looked down at her with a raised eyebrow, not used to hearing that tone coming from his daughter.

“Well, perhaps he can help.” He suggested mildly.

Kaley shrugged lightly. “As long as he doesn’t get in the way.” She said finally.

They reached the others and Waylon moved over to the other parents, giving them some privacy.

“Oh, hey Kaley!” Millhouse said happily.

Kaley stopped next to Lisa and looked at the boy.

“Hey Millhouse.” She said, with a short sigh.

The kids spent a while talking and exploring the area. After a few hours the sun had set and it was time for Lassen to light the statue. Kaley looked around for Bart not seeing him or Millhouse.

“Hey Nelson, you see Bart?” she asked looking at the other boy.

Nelson looked at her slowly eyes a bit wide.

“I thought you knew where he was.” He said voice low.

Kaley just shook her head slowly. Lisa gasped and caused Kaley and Nelson to spin around to face her.

“Bart!” she yelped pointing at the statue.

Kaley looked at the statue and sure enough there were Bart and Millhouse scaling the tower, with Lassen shooting the flamethrower at them.

“Lets go!” Nelson shouted, before taking off running.

Kaley nodded taking a few steps before turning sharply.

“Go get my dad and your mom!” She shouted before turning back around and racing after Nelson.

The two of them grabbed the flame prevention spray and started to scale the statue as well. Reaching the top, they started emptying the canisters to help fight off the fire. Lassen ended up getting angry and trying to chase them up the tower, causing a nearby wrecking ball to crash into the tower, knocking the whole thing down. The leader of the event called for Lassen to be placed in ‘the human jail’. Kaley, Nelson, Bart and Millhouse ran away from him and to their parents.

“Think that’s enough?” Kaley whispered to her dad as he leaned down and hugged her, Nelson stood at his side.

“Yes, I think that’ll be quite enough.” Waylon agreed with a smile.

After that they ended up ending the trip early, Nelson, Bart and Lisa coming to Kaley’s for a sleepover instead. The following Monday they got the good news, Lassen was fired for his antics at Blazing Guy. Kaley met up with Nelson before they met with Bart and Lisa.

“Wearing a camera is weird.” Nelson said handing it over.

Kaley laughed and nodded.

“Yeah, but after a few years you forget all about it.” She said tucking the small button camera away.

Nelson laughed and the two of them walked out of the school and towards Bart and Lisa. They settled in the grass and talked for a while just enjoying the first day in a bit that they were able to relax.