#as god is my witness i thought turkeys could fly
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keepxsolxinxsolxinvictus · 25 days ago
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WKRP
Season 1, Episode 7 "Turkeys Away"
Originally aired October 30th, 1978
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nysocboy · 1 year ago
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I've had worse dates, too.
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Other than that, how did you like the show?
As God is my witness, I thought locusts were flowers.
Believe it or not, this is not the worst date I've ever been on.
So, want to stop for waffles?
I don't care what they say, you're my boyfriend, not my girlfriend.
It's not your fault. You didn't know it was St. Patrick's Day.
In Episode 2.9, the guys leave the studio after a swarm of locusts destroys the Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers filming.
#2 is referencing a famous line from WKRP in Cincinnati: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
#5: where did Keefe get that hourglass figure?
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talvin-muircastle · 1 year ago
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A Yearly Favorite
You knew this was coming, right? :)
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oraclecat · 28 days ago
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It's that time of year.
As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.
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married-to-a-redhead · 1 year ago
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Never forget.
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blacjaq1 · 1 year ago
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ssnss666 · 26 days ago
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“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” Happy Thanksgivi...
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evilmark999 · 25 days ago
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"...like bags of wet cement!"
"W... K... R....."
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clearwillow · 30 days ago
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"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Sometimes the stars calendar aligns right and you have the means and the need to make a dumb joke. If you're old enough to get the reference, you might want to make space in your fridge to defrost that turkey now.
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nashscribblings · 26 days ago
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It's time for Radio Dead Air, and as god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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byrdsfly · 25 days ago
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It's that time of year again...
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"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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beck-a-leck · 24 days ago
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Obligatory thanksgiving post from your local Cincy adjacent:
As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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endlessvoidsnkittens · 2 months ago
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Guess what I just dragged outta storage for the season.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. 🤔
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mathgirl24 · 1 year ago
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WKRP Turkey Drop
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Happy Thanksgiving to people in the USA!
'As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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to2llynottoby · 1 year ago
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as god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly
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wonderlandleighleigh · 1 year ago
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"As God as my witness
I thought turkeys could fly."
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