#as for Gauri Kumari Sharma toh..

[tereishqnachaya]

The Queen. & The Queenie.

[vishwaspur]

“ Apni hi tareef karti rehti hai! ”

[tellywoodtrash]

Hi TTji, here I am with more TV digest. SP: MHRW - Amma replaced by new actor with HECK LOT foundation to 'darken' her and Raghav is TPDBD. Same plot (luck again FL, ML taking badla, FL turns innocent, ML being savior) in a loop. YRKKH - Sensible for time being. Sirat's ex is in picture. Kartik & Sirat have healthy convos. Obv Rhea is dying to break the marriage and grab most wanted Munda for herself. SNS - Most sensible leads as of yet? The show still remembers she wants education??? [1/4]

Aksjdlsakjdlskajdlskajldkjslj TPDBD has truly entered myyyyy daily vocabulary as well. It’s such an amazingggggg acronymmmm. Fitteh muh on these fucking ppl who can’t just hire one actual dark skinned actress. I hate this show without even watching it because of everything it stands for. It offends me on a personal level. 🤬🤬🤬

Ofc YRKKH mein abhi bhi shaadi ka silsila jaari hi hai. Ouff, India ke wedding industry ko iss ek hi couple ne kaayam rakha hua hai. 🤑🤑🤑

SNS ke baare mein I never cared, and I never will. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

YHC - Not Chaahat, only mystery and horror like Aahat. FL attempting to expose villains but ML blind cuz it's his true mum and step bro. Anu - Overdramatically yet sensibly depicting divorce and it's ripple effects on fam (kisses for healthy maa-beta & saas-bahu jodi). SM - Preeti is replaced by Nupur from MJHT.  KT pretends to be good friend Keertan and shitty rich dude KT to Nu-*cough* Mohi/Preeti. Idk abt the kids. Imlie - Malini reacts normally seeing Imlie wear her sindoor. Finally [2/4] 

NO CHAAHAT, ONLY AAHAT 🤣🤣🤣

Anupama, SM, aur Imlie reiterating the life lesson ki pyaari beheno, zindagi mein kuch bhi karo, parrr shaadi mat karo, saaaaalon tak siyaapa hi siyaapa hai. Just be single, have awesome friends and pets, aur mazze ke life jiyo.

SAAKK - FL thinks ML in love with ex. ML clears the air, tells *cough* yells I LOVE YOU DAMNIT *oh wait that was another show* but same and FL is like WOAH. PANDYA - No one realises the DISASTER getting FL forcibly married to her beloved's brother (who marries his own lover) cuz now she gotta live in the same house with her beloved but as his bhabhi? ANNS - The  blind ML has been the most aware ML in ITV history. Understands to-be-wife being slighted and flips shit! Next is Zee, Sony & Colors 

SAAKK ki incredibly cute FL is stuck in such a michmichi-inducing (for me) show ke mera dillllllllllllll dukhta hai. Koi isko aur GHKPM ke Sai ko bas foreign bhej do where they can do padhaai and become their best selves without being distracted by boy troubles. Sahi kehte hain desi maa-baap, padhai ke waqt ladkon ke chakkaron mein nahi padna chahiye, warna poori zindagi kharaab ho jaati hai. Abhi dekh bhi liya.

Pandya mein seeing Sonakshi from KHKT ki bitchy choti behen be one abla bechaari, and Nazar show waali achchi behen being a hellraising chantomayi is giving me whiplash. Beech mein bechaare bhaiyya-bhaabi jabaran phasein, who kinda deserve it coz honestly wtf were they thinking forcing this bloody shaadi no one wanted. 🙄🙄🙄

ANNS ka hero is wholesome bean but ouff the FL’s family (???? is it even her family? Or her sister’s sasuraal or some shit in which case, phew.) Anyway kaafi off-brand Gauri Kumari Sharma vibes mil rahe mujhe FL se toh I can’t somehow get into it yet. 😐😐😐

ZEE. Kumkum - Pragya asking fam members to help her (Abhi in jail) Rhea (the twin who hates Pragya) agrees. Kundali - Preeta has her hair perfect in jail while ML tries to fix shit. Jindri - Locking wife in room is the new way of showing love. Katti Batti - shit show from promo so no info (total biwi#1 when she should be dumping his dumb ass). Rest IDK, the plots above my head. SONY. 7 1/2 - The show has bad prod quality for some reason. Not watching. (need more space for next so see you in #5) 

Yeh poora ka poora ZEE channel hi nahi chahiye mereko. Nothing on it has appealed to me since Qubool Hai and I highly doubt anything ever will. Bleargh. 🤢🤢🤢

Yeh 7 1/2 kaunsa show hai Sony pe??????? 🤔🤔🤔

KUDCA - FL runs away from marrying Veer. He hires fake bride (turns out it is FL who was briefly reunited with her bff who is now kothewaali). COLORS. Namak - Always abusive ML (can't act) now in love with FL (can act) and his family is shitty, as usual. Pinjra - Makers pulled a Main Na Bhoolungi. SSK - archaic shit is back. Shakti - ML post plastic surgery trying to convince FL that he is ML. Fans hate new actor btw. BB - Kid topped, so going to hostel? Bawara Dil - TOXIC SHIT!!! Love, Baby J

KUDCA ka main kya hi boloon, whole thing sounds like a clusterfuck.

Namak is such a weird mindfuck of a show, beech mein kuch kaala jaadoo type bhi hain. ML nafrat se pyaar tak pohunch gaya lekin majaal ho jo uske chehre pe shikan tak aaye. Someone explain to me why that Nazar waali daayan ki character is the mom to two of the ladies (who are easily in their 30s, yet mummy looks younger......... Must be all the kaala jaadoo), but everyone calls her didi, including her daughters??? Also why do these two families live together???? Why does this show exist in general??????////

Pinjra waali shaayad na bhoolegi but I sure forgot this show exists. Thank god for my brain just filtering out the info it doesn’t want and being like sorry 404, page not found. Saves me a lot of rage.

SSK mein I just need to know what new species Simar (or choti Simar, or whoever) is gonna metamorphize  into. May I suggest a cow, since that’s the only animal that gets any respect and protection in this country these days.

The way I gaspeddddddddddddddd when I saw OG Anurag Basu backkkkkkkkkk??????// Bhai is on what virgin-blood-drinking regimen ki he still looks exact same???? Sir pls to share sekrits.

Bawara Dil - First I’m ever hearing of this show, and thus, I really dgaf.

[hirakdesherrani]

What are some of ur fav scenes from season 1 of IB (and DBO since you watched it)?

Yaar, anon, I really had to think for this one. 

Okay here goes:

The Obros doing aarti together for the first time, their parents can go take a hike lol

Omkara throwing away his statue in anger and then crying, as he overhears Pinky taking jibes at Jahnvi for raising her sons badly.

Om consoling Rudy as Shivaay is in the hospital after Gayatri’s attack 😭

First Rumya scene in the hospital 

ShivKara saving Rudy at the pub, after pulling his leg.

Annika and Sahil scenes 😭😭 (I just love their bond, its a lot like me and my younger brother. Both our brothers are younger but wayyyy wiser than us lol)

The ShivKara and Obros scene after Om takes excess sleeping pills. “Tujhe har cheez ka haq hain par mujhe chhod ke jaane ka nahi” (or something like that) 😭😭😭

Omkara teaching Shivaay and Rudra how to say ‘sorry’ and ‘thank you’, meanwhile the girls on their own trip about the pathetic boys.

Annika singing the iconic “Billu ki Shaadi hogi”😂😂😂 song, which later became the motto and tagline of IB. 

Soumya tricking Rudra as Love Angel and making him to lameass stuff to make a fool of himself over Romi

The sarso ka saag episode, the entire family having dinner like a normal fam 

The Janmashthami episode “Billu ki pant phatt gayi” 😂😂😂

Rakshabandhan scene between Annika/Sahil and Om/Soumya. 😭😭

The entire Mallika track (thats the reason I started watching the show, ‘cos Surbhi Jyoti came for a cameo) esp. the Shitia letter, Shivaay with his past, present, and future, and Mallika explaining everyone what her issue was. 💜

The Phukat Raja episodes where Sahil solves the mystery and Shivika + OmRu are on the chase of the fake video girl in that chawl. 😂😂

The scene where the Obros get high on meds after saving Annika from the goons. “Main aasmaan mein udhna chahta hoon” Also, Omkara’s love for Riddhima’s pink cushions. 😂😂

Rudra and Soumya on the run from Romi Devi and getting married accidentally.

Omkara’s drug track 😭😭 (Kunal’s best acting in the show) 

Rudra’s dance on break up song after Om and Riddhima break up.😂😂

Omkara and Rudra exposing Shivaay forcing Annika to marry him. The entire family giving Shivaay a piece of their mind. Esp. Rudra saying “Bhaiyaa aap hero se villain kab ban gaye?” 

Omkara and Rudra messing with Mrs. Kapoor “Un se panga na lo jinke do-do devar hain” 

Rudra catching Soumya in the stairs 

Annika saving Tia from piercing her tummy on that pointed vase, showing that she is a bigger person than Tia that she still cares for her baby despite Tia trying to kill Annika.

Shivaay taking the bullet for Annika 😭😭

Annika and OmRu scene in the hospital when Shivaay’s shot 😭😭

Tia and Svetlana and their magnificent vampish looks at the fuckery of the Oberois during the Kapoor sisters track.

Shivaay consoling OmRu, and the Obros hug after Jahnvi’s suicide attempt 😭😭

Annika and Svetlana’s Naagin dance during that memory loss track 🔥

Tia breaking down on reuniting with Robin (?) returning to her good self. Also her equation with Shivaay and Annika

Shivaay reuniting with his brothers after he comes back from his kidnap/replacement by Mahi. 😭😭

Annika and Shivaay when they go outside Mumbai, the time Annika burns Shivaay’s car down and two theifs masquerading as Forest Officers give them a lift. 😂😂

The first two weeks of DBO, they were awesome, man. Esp. Kali and Gauri scenes, each and every one of them. 🔥🔥

The scene in the train “Zaroor aapke saath kuch bura huya hoga, tabhi aap aise ho gaye hain” + the jungle scene “Sharma!” “Ssarma?” 😂😂

Rikara marriage

Gauri and Dandi bhaiyaa scenes, esp. the scene after he saves her from the goons in the Shaktiman costume

Gauri helping Svetlana in outwitting the autowallahs, and dancing to naajaane kaha se aayi hai.😂😂

Omkara and Chulbul’s fairylights scene. 

ShivOmRu getting freaked out by Chulbul and testing the “static” 😂😂

Rudra breaking into Maa Da Laadla whenever Chulkara collide.😂😂

Svetlana skating back to Mumbai clinging to Om’s car, and reaching before them. (I don’t think I’ll ever get over this scene) 🤣🤣🤣

Gauri hiding from Shivaay. 😂😂

Omkara explaining Chulbul the meaning of One Night Stand 😂😂

Chulbul and Rudra interactions, esp. the one where Chulbul is locked inside and he uses a magnet to make the robot bang its head on the door, to grab Rudra’s attention who is standing outside listening to songs on his ipod. (I’ve watched this scene 10 times and I still crack up like mad watching the robot pound its head on the door).🤣🤣🤣

The first scene of Thakurain Gauri (Shrenu’s best acting till date. Thakurain Gauri is a legend, who deserves an entire show just dedicated to her. She’s my god and queen and boss!) 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Gauri and Kali’s argument. “Teri yeh bedhiyaan hamaare paaon jakar sakti, hamaare mann ko nahi, tu humpe pehra pehra laga sakta hain, par hamari soch pe nahi, Gauri Kumari Ssarma ko tod sakta hain, par uske visvaas ko nahi” The summary of DBO in one dialogue. 🔥🔥 

Gauri questioning Om on his warped notion of truth “Aapko lagta hain jo aap dekh rahe hai, vahi sach hain?” 

Gauri looking down at Omkara when she’s doing pooja

Glucose vaali chai

Gauri’s first argument with Svetlana “Dekho tum…” “Dekh hi toh rahe hai!” SvetRi ftw!

All the Mahasangam scenes where the Oberois jammed together. “Dono bhaabhiyon ki bahut jamegi, dono ko tod phod pasand hain”  😂😂

Gauri calling Omkara “Nandi” and then dragging his arse

Annika and Gauri first hug near the pool.

Gauri bitching about the Obros and then throwing Annika into the pool + Shivika’s pool scene

Gauri and Omkara, the ‘sixth sense’ scene

Rikara pretending for Dhurindhar “Tota maina ki tarah romance karenge”

The entire sangeet episode 

The Rikara good bye scene 😭😭 (the first time this show, actually brought me close to tears, Atif yaar!) 

Rudra and Gauri parallel scene when they both tell Bhavya and Om that they will always stand by them in times of need. 

Rikara scene by the cupboard. Gauri giving it back to Omkara

Rikara couch + rain hug scene

The DBO finale when Gauri drags Omkara’s arse and Omkara stops her from leaving

The Pari track, the Obros were damn hilarious. 😂😂

Gauri dragging Omkara’s arse after Pinky taunts her+ the fairytale story scene where Gauri questions him. 

Rikara sketchbook scene where Omkara talks about his art (also the most deep and meaningful scene this show has ever written) 💜

Rudra and Gauri’s ‘perspiration’ scene, esp. Rudra trying to persuade Gauri to abandon the dupatta while doing jumping jacks.😂😂 

Rikara scene during the exhibition “Jo cheez kahi na ja sake, usse bolna zaroori nahi hai” 

ShivKara beating Rudra with pillows for his advice on relationships. 😂😂

Rudra and Gauri teaming up and Gauri explaining what atrangi means. 

Gauri messing with Ragini “Tumhaara koi kaam dhaam nahi hain kya? Jab dekho yaha pe rehti ho” 

Shivaay and Gauri rakhi scene (another scene which made me emo)  😭😭 

Gauri messing up Vikram and Annika’s engagement. “Bhaabhi paagal ho gayi hai” “Ragini Naagini” 😂😂

Gauri feeding everyone bhaang vaale ladoos + the Rikara scene the morning after the ratjaga. “Nasha kiya na tumne?” “Nahi humne toh sirf laddoo khaaye…galti se” 😂😂

Gauri and Ragini gallofying each other in their heads 😂😂 (Gauri is a lot like Shivaay, in the sense, Shivaay used to provoke fights with Annika due to his attraction to her, while Gauri does the same wrt to Svetty and Ragini. Of course, Omkara’s asexuality made Gauri embrace her lesbian side)

Annika and Gauri scene the night before the fake wedding 

Shivaay telling Gauri what’s his problem and why is he playing ego-ego with Annika

Shivaay finding out about Pinky’s truth and telling her that any goodness in him is because of his brothers, OmRu. 😭😭 

Shivaay and Annika shipping Rikara. Shivaay feeding pakodas to Gauri and chaabi ghumaaoing while Annika telling Om that Gauri has “move on” 😂😂

Annika asking Gauri play romantic songs and Gauri responding with “Radha Krishan ke prem geet” 😂😂

Gauri and Om talking in their heads in the car. 😂😂

Shivaay and Annika making terrible food in their food challenge 

Gauri and Omkara fighting off the robbers “Ee toh chirote hain, humein lootne ke liye aaye hain” + the Rikara scene “Mujhe bevkoof bana rahi ho?”

Rudra handing over his pehli kamaayi to Bhavya after fixing a pipe. I’m not a Ruvya fan, but this scene was perhaps the only scene where Rudra’s character showed any growth i.e. him learning that value of money and how to earn it. 

Omkara rolling his eyes at Gauri 1267th time doing her lame sunglass and candy trick. 

Omkara having to restrain Gauri from picking a fight with Dangal Dada + situation reverse and Omkara shrugging away Gauri’s hand and the poor girl being thrown back 😂😂

Gauri worrying over how Omkara is going to be smashed to bits by Balram “Main ladunga” 😂😂

Gauri’s dangal fight + Omkara, for once in his life, getting to be the hero

Gauri upset at Omkara’s reaction at the chai thela “Jab aapko kuch pata hi nahi, toh phir pooch kyun rahe hain” 

Shivaay consoling Gauri after the exhibition fiasco 

Gauri finding Omkara blindfolded. 

Shivaay gifting Annika Sahil’s adoption papers. 

Annika and Gauri’s trip to the village and saving Suman on that phatphatti. Bhaujaai and Chuitki fleeing on the bike will remain epic. 😂😂 

Shivika and Rikara’s parallel scenes in the prison. “Hamaare sehen karne shakti ab khatam ho chuki hain” 

Inspector Taadka putting the entire Oberoi family into prison “Arey yeh baat bahut karte hain” 😂😂

Omkara getting drunk and confessing his anger to his parents, when Gauri goes missing for 15 days. Esp. Tej trying to reconcile with Om “Badi der kar di huzoor aate aate”😭😭 I actually felt bad for Omkie at this point (does not mean I forgive him, but boy has a lotta issues fucking his head courtesy his parents) 

Gauri breaking up with Omkara, confessing that she made a mistake falling in love with a loser like him, who keeps misunderstanding her because of his sick mentality (Also, Shankarji in the back). Epic scene! 🔥🔥

Gauri getting dressed for Karva chauth 

Dilpreet questioning Gauri’s ability to manage Richa’s wedding finances and Gauri asserting that no one might have any faith in her, but she has faith in herself and Shankarji. 

Annika’s mad “buddhi” dance at Gauri’s roka. ShivKara’s WTF expressions. 😂😂

Gauri delivering a set down to Omkara and rejecting his “confession” 

Annika having nightmare of Chutki and hugging Gauri while they are sleeping 😭😭

The Obros funny scene and pillow fight 😂😂

Gauri questioning Omkara, if he would have forgiven her if she had done all that, he did + tearing off the dupatta at the temple, and telling Omkara to GTFO. (the point at which Rikara story should have ended, with their separation, because Om’s redemption is not possible).

Obros kidnapping Gauri (’cos consent doesn’t exist in their dictionary). Rudra going “Mubarakho bhaabhi, hum aapko kidnap kar rahe hai” 😂😂

The Obros lameass attempts to hide Gauri. Rudra “Ab firauti ki demand kare?” 😂😂

Pia getting the LOLs out of fucking with the Obros. 

Rudra ordering the Royal Bengal Tiger. Shivaay “Yeh sher nahi, tiger hain!”

Gauri enthusiastically planning to drug bade bhaiyaa with “Babaji ki booti” +Om having it by mistake and going “Surooooor” 😂😂

The one scene where Annika shows Gauri her new home in Goa. 

The holi scene where Annika and Gauri get high on bhaang vaale gujiya. “Sher toh hamara chirota maarta hain” “Manjhla devar shikari hain?” “Naahi naahi woh *roars* vaala sher nahi, waah waah vaala sher maarte hain” 😂😂

Annika and Gauri sleeping together like old times after the AniRi reunion. 😭😭

Omkara gifting Gauri the trophy saying ‘you are my hero’. The context was stupid, but I’m all here for Omkie Shomkie stating the facts. 

The AniRi scenes from redux  

Yeah, I can’t remember anymore and I’m exhausted. I’m sure there are others, but my memory is hazy now. Do we have any in common, anon? 

[sitaaronkepaar]

Daily Rikara Ramblings

I feel I should rename this liveblog occasional Rikara ramblings cause I ain't so regular anymore. I wasn't even gonna do them today bur Gauri legit went on a slayage spree and I just couldn't control myself. Legit watching this episode second time in a row. And I'll probably even watch the Gauri bits on TV again. What? No one ever accused ke of having a life. Jo bhi thi, Gauri Kumari Sharma has taken over it now. 💜

Also, this is like super low effort but I HAD to do it anyway cause my head was exploding with all them thoughts. LOL.

Chennai express ki 2 rs copy hai, but feels k liye saala kuch bhi karega. This scene looks rly nice aesthetically too.

Epi start hote hi Queenie has gone on a slayage spree. My wig's already snatched and it's been like 2 secs in.

I knew Gauri would blame Omkara's changed behaviour on his guilt. Chalo kahin toh consistency hain. Assuming Omkara's kindness is out of his guilt is her go to behaviour.

Okay, Omkara STFU. Galtiyan maan k koi meherbani nahi ki hain. Itni insult aur disrespect k baad it was legit the least you could do. Matlab do you even have an inkling of the emotional abuse you put her through? These emotional scars won't heal themselves so fast. I know you have this shadi ki sword hanging over your head but pls, control yourself.

Again, with the patni shit. How convenient for you Omkie? Jab woh acceptance k liye mar rahi thi tab yaad nahi aaya? You couldn't see anything past your hatred then, why expect Gauri to be the bigger person now?

YESSSS. Queenie dikhaing him his shakal in the mirror.

I hope Omkara's flashbacking to the time he burnt Gauri's pictures when he thought she was having an affair. Cause I always thought it was unfair on his part to expect such loyalty from her when he never gave the love and respect she deserved. Love, loyalty, trust, respect, these are the things that are earned. Universal right nahi hai.

Lmao, Omkara's face legit like, "dayum, she got a point"

"ek baat pooche aapse, aapne hamare saath jo jo kiya, humne aapke saath kiya hota toh"

Yaaassssss Queen, roast.his.ass.

Seriously, if she'd done it to you? Tab kya karta Omkie? I always wanted Omkie to put himself in her shoes and now queenie's demanding the same. Yessss bitch, yessss.

Oh, I'm so glad they're raising this layak wala issue again. I really wanted Omkara to address her concerns. Matlab sab kuch mil raha hai aajkal. As a Rikarian, I can't believe my kismat. Wallah, jaldi phootne wali hogi lagta hai.

Fuck yar, this lack of love and respect in their relationship that bothered me so much is finally being addressed and I can't take it. Is it really happening?

Gauri's asking the right questions rn. It doesn't fucking matter if Omkara didn't mean to make her feel any less or that now, he wants her. The fact is that he abused her to the point that she lost her self-confidence. What he thought or didn't think, what he meant or didn't mean, don't matter when he's given her less than humanly treatment for the most part of their relationship.

Ugh, I know you think the world of Shivika, Gauri, but can you not compare? Like after RuVya, they're the most toxic relationship on the show. Sure, NOW Shivaay loves and respects her, but he isn't that great a guy like you think. Gauri ko shivika puran padhao koi.

Lol, but 2 steps ahead toh you've always been when it comes to the relationship Gauri. Poor Omkara's always catching up. Forgive him, my son's a late bloomer.

Aww, Gauri thinks it's plain old male ego and jealousy. It's not true but at least Omkara's bearing this in silence. Normally, idc about his manpain. But I do feel bad for him. Anyway, Ab pachtaye hot kya jab chidiya chug gayi khet? You should've loved her when you had the chance.

"Jaaiye aap yahan se, kyuki ab jo bhi karna hai, hamein hi karna hai"

Uff, the dismissal!! Cold, queen. That was so cold!

Hey, Bhagwan, she ripped off the dupatta. STONE.COLD. Not even Steve Austin is that cold. But my main bitch has had it till here with Omkara's chutiyapa. Girl be like, let me deal with this alone, as usual.

I love, love, LOVE this scene of Gauri walking away and then stopping to wipe her tears and moving on anyway. Cause this is who she is in a nutshell. She might get hurt, she might break down, but she will ALWAYS get up and keep moving and do what needs to be done, even if she's dying inside. My Queen's unstoppable yo!

And Omkara looking on haplessly as Gauri breaks down is 👌👌👌. This is the level of damage you've inflicted on her. Now, look at the result of your destruction. What you broke isn't so easily repairable, bitch.

Uff, aagya ye psycho Ajay.

Okay wtf. Your mom also said yes? Woh na nahi bol sakti thi? What an asshole.

Gauri looks like she's barely holding on. Ek jhaanp me sata dene wali hain isko.

LOL WTF. EK SHAADI SHUDA AURAT PE DORE DAALTE HUE IZZAT KHARAB NAHI HUI BUT IS SE HO RAHI HAI. MY GOD, I HATE MEN SO FUCKING MUCH. SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL THIS BITCH ASAP.

Low-key hoping Omkara heard it though. Doesn’t look like it but goddamit, I need someone to know about this blackmail

I know this has nothing to do with Rikara, but bhavya's rant is so anti-feminist? Honestly, I'd never have expected this from her of all people. Why would you paint women as these illogical, ott, emotional beings with no connection to reality? Esp when you have a job where you have to deal with this casual sexism of men on a daily basis? Stuff like this is what legit stops you from getting promotions? Fuck, I hate this shit so much. I'm not saying you should respect all women, but at least don't paint all of us with such broad strokes, esp when it has such lasting negative effects on us. We have to deal with this shit from men already, we don't need women doing this too.

[maatikikhushboo]

Rozaana Rikara #1 Angreji Chiraiyya

The precap before the episode starts has Gauri introducing herself in the Angreji class and the yesterday’s precap ShivIka scene.

Gauri goes to the English class and goes to room number CHAAR. She corrects herself as four. She enters the classroom and there are people sitting there. She makes friends with them. Damn ! W*F. She says that “Agar aapko English na aaye toh samaaj mein aapki koi ijjat nahi karta ! ” This is utter crap ! 

One guy comes and sits beside Gauri and she discusses with him about the teacher being late. The guy reveals himself to be the teacher. LOL. He throws out some typical classy dialog about learning and his teaching methodologies and asks everyone to introduce themselves. Gauri introduces herself as Gauri Kumari Ssharma. He asks, “You, mean Sharma?” She is like, wahi toh bola humne. He gives her a handshake and she reluctantly gives her hand. 

Om is waiting for Gauri standing at the entrance of his room. He is muttering to himself like a husband. “Itni der! ,abhi tak nahi aayi. Jab poochu kaha ja rahi ho ? Bahaar ja rahi hoon. Kahan jaa rahi ho, woh bhi nahi bataana. Batadeti, main gaadi bhej deta. Atleast pata toh hota” Really Om ? Harkate saare pati waale, aur jab maan na hai toh jaan jaati hai. As soon as he sees her coming, he hurries and sits on his high stool. 

Gauri is muttering to herself ( practising what she just learnt about NAME ) . Om asks her, that did she say something. She says “Aap yaheen hain?” Om is - “Haan, matlab tumne mujhe dekha hi nahi?” She says “Hum apne khayalon mein itne khoye hue the ki humne dhyaan nahi diya.” Om says “Waise, badi der lagadi?, main nahi, Daadi pooch rahi thi tumhaare baare mein.” Gauri says that she didn’t find a rickshaw on time and that’s why she was late. Om says that is why he was asking her as where she was going so that he can send a car. She tells him politely that she can come and go by herself. Om was like Accha for everything. He was holding on conservation with her though searching and stammering for words. She was all like pin point answering. Om’s expressions were priceless.

This one somehow I liked it. Om asks her whether she ate something. She says “Nahi. Aapne toh kha liya hoga na,hum khud jaake kuch khaa lete hain..” She leaves from there and Om was saying “Waise maine bhi .... ......nai khaya ....” Bingo ! She is gone already [LOL]

Gauri gets a parcel from Bareilly. Om takes the parcel and goes to room to give her, but alas, she is not there. Pinky comes and starts instigating that G should have told him and Om quiets her off by saying that this is a small issue, let it be small.

Gauri applies her logic while learning, do-to-go. Gauri tells that she is not INTELLIGENT to decipher the logic behind English. The teacher, Arjun Shastri, teaches them about the exceptions and vowels. The class is over and the students are struck because of rains. Gauri is all worried because she wants to go home asap.

Om,Jhanvi,Anika and Shivaay try to decode Lana.Om fins out that the painting behind the murti is an enlarged photocopied version of the original one.

Some foreigner doctor comes to take shelter in the classroom because his car broke down. Gauri offers him Tea. She tells him it is not CHOI, it’s TEA.( WOW ! ) That teacher faints because he eats sandwich containing egg which was offered to him by a student. The doctor checks him.

In ShivKara scene, Om tells Shivaay that Gauri hasn’t returned home till now and a function is going to start. Shivaay asks, is this bothering him. Om tells that he is getting various thoughts in his head because it is raining and she didn’t take a car with her. Shivaay assures him that she is smart and she would return soon. 

(It would have been better they talked about the exhibition scene. Nope they won’t I know it right.)

Daadi conducts another function( Sigh! ,courtesy Shivaay). Family assembles in the hall. There is some couple test. Om is calling Gauri continuously and watching towards the door. 

Gauri becomes the official translator. Yay girl ! Go ahead. Internet chachi is back. She searches for lukewarm. They whole student gang and doctor try but the doctor announces that the teacher is dead. 

TejVi ko bhi do baar hug mil gaya aaj. RiKara ki toh kismat hee phooti hain [LOL]

That teacher gets up. Boom! He appreciates Gauri for being smart to decipher that guy’s English and use internet. He calls her intelligent. And her smile is back . She says THANKOO. He corrects her saying Thank You. She learns saying Thank You. All students clap and cheer for her. 

Episode ends. 

Well, that was another TP episode I guess. For people who were having doubts regarding lack of RiKara inspite of regular shooting of ShreNal better understand from today’s episode that Gauri and Om individually get good SS (Should I clap in Omkaara style?) . So, RiKara remains the same 1 minute scene. 

Cheers L !  

[vishwaspur]

“I wanted  you to love me the way I love you.” “Aaj ke baad Gauri Kumari Ssarma ka saaya bhi aap pe nahin padega.”

[vishwaspur]

Pyaar nibhane ke liye hum akele hi kaafi hai. Kyunke pyaar toh kiya jaata hai, maanga ya cheena nahin jaata.

Gauri Kumari Sharma

[tellywoodtrash]

15 din ka torture forgiven in 15 seconds... PLS gimme Riddhima planning a badla in secret or pass this efficiency to our government. I mean what is this trend in Indian TV that dude is in grudge for months and women can't have grudge for like an hour? Nupur & Gunjan Bhushan from MJHT was the ONLY women I know who had conflict resolutions. LIKE WTF. *saans andar, bahar* Again, highly recommend u to watch this for Kabir! - Love, Aapki Pankhi

SHE BETTER DUDE, I’M SOOOOOOOO PISSED AT THIS NONSENSE. Ab toh bas Kabir hi sahaara. Bhai, sab tumhaare haath hai; dafnaa do inn bewakoofon ko, hum tumhare saath hain!!!!!!!!!!!

In recent times, Gauri Kumari Sharma from IB was the only oneeeee whose handling of such a situation has ever satisfied me. Kyaaaa sunaaaya behen ne!!!!!!!! Made him realise everything with one karaara speech, and left his ass there weeping. He had to follow her allllllll the way to Bareilly and belofy so many papads. Wish that the conclusion of the track wasn’t quite so comic (even though I did love the episodes where ShivOmRu come kidnap her and then have to hide her in the house from Anika.........) but seriously, that’s legit the only time I’ve felt satisfied with the amount of groveling from the ML. Barson pehle, I liked the redemption plot in Kaisa Yeh Pyaar Hai, where Angad finds out the truth about how he was hoodwinked into betraying Kripa and then as penance, allowed her to destroy him as she went on her badla plan (even helping her out secretly.) Now that’s the kinda fucking angst I wanna see, men; and the kindaaaaaa “hell hath no fury” vibes I want from youuuuuuuu, women!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

So slightly generic question- I know a majority of women change their names on getting married, it's an annoying default, but it is the norm. What I've not seen irl though is anyone being as...dramatic about it as they are in ITV? Like, let's pick up Rikara from IB as an illustrative example (because I'm struggling to think of many women who's pre marriage surnames I can recall). But I'm always cringing a little bit when her name is taken as 'Gauri Omkara Singh Oberoi' or 'Mrs. Omkara Singh Oberoi' (the latter of which gets rid of like, all, of her own name). Irl, I feel like it would mostly be a change from Gauri Kumari Sharma to Gauri Oberoi? Like idk it I'm managing to explain this well, but I've never seen someone use their husband's full name as a part of their name. Except it happens in every single show I've seen, so I was curious as to whether this is a common practice in reality?

I mean, it depends community to community. Like, in the South we just tend to take the father/husband’s first name than the wholeass name + his surname. So, it would be Gauri Omkara. (Damnnnn, it looks weird on North Indian names lmao.) But there are communities here too that just take on the surname (esp. if it’s a “prestigious” upper-caste surname.) That’s the usual practice I would think. It would be Gauri Singh Oberoi, that’s it. But yeah, this is largely dramatized for ITV, where the FL has 3 names and then the ML has his own 3 names, and they combine it to give her a hilariously fucking long name. I have always found “Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada” super ridiculous and used to cringe every time it was said in IPK. 😬😬😬 Thank god IB mein none of the wives really took on their husband’s name formally. Ek toh iska paperwork karwaana is such a damn headache, upar se naam column mein fit bhi nahi aata........... Can’t even imagine the mess. Upar se travel karne jao toh FNU, Given Name/Middle Name waale issues. Kya musibat hai re deva. 😒😒😒

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 07 - 09.08.19 lbs

on popular demand................

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07.08.19

i hate the title track of the show with lyrics. it's the singer's neha kakkar-esque voice i think. i only like the piano theme.

sona is too pure. no one in this show deserves her, honestly.

but whew, the way he's looking at her.

ravi bhaiyya is this show's khanna. instantly on bhaabi's side.

cuteass fucks.

the only valid sippys. protecc them.

lmao sona's house is soooooooooooooo extra.

"baarish baahar ho rahi hai, mor ghar mein naach rahein hain!"

lmaoooooooooooooooo. sach mein, yeh ghar hai, ya goliyon ki raasleela - ram leela ki set?????

hahahaha omg the lil headshake. i can't.

hohohohoho, symbolic removal of ghadi.

unfffffffffffff.

aaaaaaaah that little reassuring blink he gives her!!!!!!!!!

so soft.

ouff, he's soooooo moofat, no cushioning words, no sugarcoating.

thank god he had the grace to apologize seeing her face change.

"dost toh aaj bhi nahi hai." oh. my heart. this is whyyyyy i want their relationship to have a solid foundation of friendship firsttttttttttt.

sniff. sob. my heart.

WHAT DID KARAN DOOOOOOOOO? DID HE TAKE HER CAR AND CHADAOFY IT OVER WHOEVER? DID HE MAKE HER DO IT SOMEHOW? WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDD??!?!? TELL US ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???

"karan tumhare life mein abhi toh hai nahi; toh itna kyun affect karta hai tumhe?" says the guy who hasn't stopped dialing his ex's number for the last 4 years, and had a full-on weeping breakdown about her like, 3 hours ago.

aaaaaaaand he's sliding into the next one.

oh boo. oh baby. oh child.

raimaaaaaaaaa. iss show ki madaraati hui zinda (??) bhoot, jiske saamne aane tak koi sukoon nahi.

ugh my heartttttttttttttt. he's so saddddddd. someone hugggg himmmm.

“kabhi wapas aane waali nahi” coz .......... she's dead? in a vegetative state? or just coz she got PR in amreeeka/canayda/austwayyylia and is never coming back to the motherland again coz "eeeeee, yeh kahan aaye hummmmm, how tackyyyyyyyyy"????

aise kaunse heere-jawharaat jade hue the raima mein, hein? ke iske baad hooooooo hi nahi sakta?

sighhhhhhh.

lmao mummy ko bas bahaana chahiye to push her ship together.

hahahahahahahahahahahha she’s worried kpk (sounds more like the plot of diya aur baati hum + roja?) waala scene na ho jaaye rohit ke saath.

vimmi is as usual, my absolute favt. person on this show.

this team-up is the most iconic and amazing ever. i love them both soooooooooo much.

"samajhdaar toh main zyaada hoon nahi." self aware. good.

sfdslksfjdslkfjlsdlfjdslffdj fanfic tropeeeeeee.

hahahahahaha his petty ass. rohit, you very well know you didn't deserve her graciousness then.

spoiltasssssssss malabar hill bratttttt.

bowwwww chicka bow wowwwwwwwww

the way he’s still looking at her even after she’s broken the moment!!!!!!!

tacky ke bacche, teri toh main.....

lol i can't get over it that she has her show's theme as her ringtone.

mummy is calling to ensure her child doesn't ruin the fanfic she's already 3 chapters deep into, in her head...

lololololol malabar hill mein bhi light gayi.

asdlkjdlaskjdlasjk too cuteeeeeeee.

ugh this twit. isko dekhte hi mera saara mood kharaab ho jaata hai.

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08.08.19

lmao wtf rohittttttttt, why are you such an extraaaaaaaaaa freak????

asalkdjsalkdjalkdjals itni jaldi baandh bhi diyaaaaa.

pffffffffffffffffffft.

like, there *is* a grownass dude living in this house, why not give his clothes?????

aslkfjsdlkfjldskfjlsdkjf the jhadoo. lmaoooooo, i can’t with this idiot anymore.

LOL THIS GRUMPYASS FUCK.

pls sona, i'm sure SOMETHING of pulkit's could have fit him!!!!

lmao @ pari bitching about her unicorn slippers, and rohit explaining his weird immune system issues to her.

[doorbell rings]

"main toilet mein nahi chupunga, main keh raha hoon!!!!!!!" hahahahahahahaha

aslkjdsalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskj

suman should play desi narcissa malfoy. permanent expression of dung under her nose.

and this dheent fucker tohhhh....

oufffffff no fighting early morning, pls!

i don't get this dad's character.... like he's all happy jolly nice and sweet with everyone, except rohit. it’s plausible of course, but like the polarity is just a little too much.

just seeing this woman's face makes me wanna..........

haaaye their silent communication.

if you come for the Sass King™, you best not miss.

oh ho apology.

when you gonna apologize to sona for shaking her like a ragdoll tho????

suman i need you to pls die at pehli fursat, you're really really really annoying.

sippy breakfast excitement. honestly, waaaay too much enthu in the morning.

lol gaye vimmi ke chances of seeing mahaepisode on large screen.

pari is being a little snitch bitch. ugh i really cannot with these two Asshole Rastogis.

lmao idhar toh ghanghorrrrrrrrrr blackmailing.

ouff ok i do not care about this painting nonsense. fwding.

i do not care about this dude and his wife either. i don't even know the wife's name, that's how less i care.

OMG ANIKA AUR REDUX GAURI KA KURTA GHOOM PHIR KE IDHAR SONAKSHI KE PAAS AA GAYA.

jesus h christ, is shirali styling this show?!?!?!?!?!??!? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARNNNNN ME????? HOW COULD YOU PPL LET ME FIND OUT LIKE THIS??????

oh shit, now that i think of it, Irrelevant Sippy Brother™’s wardrobe is almost the same as shivaay’s..... all those atrangi suits. shit, i should have known!

oh shiiiiiiiiit girl, you in LOVE love.

ugh don't care about pari and ISB. they give me michmichi.

aye chup bait bey, literally no one is interested in your dumb character or what you have to say. ever.

lol sumit ko KPK mein netflix style prestige tv material chahiye.

dr. sippy has wormed his way into sona's head, and she's questioning the drama of it all.

oh shit that shady neta is calling.

ugh it's an infestation of vile men around this poor girl. i feel like arming her with a can of bug spray to blast them all in their rotten faces.

your wish is granted, sona!

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE SIPPY BOYS!

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09.08.19

lmao the voiceover during the vamp's scene. i'm really loving the behind the scenes look at how these shows are made.

hahaha chachu got distracted by the cooking scene. saare ke saare sippys ek hi khet ki mooli.

rohit is like chachu pls, it's not worth it, these ppl realllllly DO NOT care about accuracy, but akash just can't take it.

"is baar MUJHE koi problem nahi hai." snort. medical scene hota toh abhi idhar bakheda khada kiya hota.

rohit, pls know this is the exact emotion others experience when YOU start going on about medicine.

lmao nethra is 1000% done with the sippys.

ajit helpfully listing everyone's professions, in case KPK needs any consultants.

ohhhhhhhhhhh mama, i cannot wait till the sippys get to sumit.

also look at the telepathy going on here.

chachu still ranting about how phitkari will not make cooker explode as he's dragged away by sippy bros ("arre gal gayi aapki dal, yaar....")

the only time i'll support ISB is when he's up against this asshole.

"yeh ranveer singh kaun hai???" lol kuch zyaada nahi hua?

so far chachu has been most impressive with the intimidation.

BUT!!!!!!!!! A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"bula; security bula. police bula. aur agar himmat hai, toh army bula."

sumit gets points for trying to be intimidating, but oh man i can feel the tension building. aaj toh phitkari se bhi vispot ho hi jaaye.

i just cannot fathom what its like to have THIS much arrogance and entitlement. must be soooooooo nice to be an upper caste cishet man with money.

....................... sumit. serial mein kaam karte ho aur yeh baaaaaaaaasic sa serial wale plot mein hi phas gaye?????????? laakh lanat.

sona has same question.

ok i have had enough of this sasta rahul roy. koi dafa karo yaar.

"khamakhaa inke mamaji ko kyun disturb karein? iske liye toh hum hi kaafi hain."

asjdlaksjdlaksjdlsk sippy strength.

nethra is THE MOST unrealistic character of this show; coz no tellywood producer would be thisssssssss obliging to these shenanigans. like, can you even imaaaaaagine?

oh pooja's here! i was wondering how come YK didn't come with sippy boys.

waise YK ki jagaah nishi ko aana chahiye tha. i would have loved to see her whoop sumit's ass from here to whatever backward bumfuck hellscape he’s from.

lol adjusted her ring for maximum impact.

TASTE THE SIPPY STRENGTH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH *dhoom theme music*

oh i'm glad this relationship has been repaired!

oh pls rohit yeh ainvayi ki naari shakti speech mat do. i hate when they make men do such performative bullshit. if they just HAD to have this, at least it would have been more believable coming from ajit or akash chachu, who haven't been shown to act like assholes to women around them.............

and this idiot girl is falling for it. oh sona, aim higher pls. the bar is literally on the ground with you.

omg this speech is not ending onlyyyyyy. samajh gaye na bhai, bandh kar. tere ko hospital nahi jaana kya aaj?

ajit is the tiniest sippy, but forever (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง

he needs to meet gauri kumari sharma. they'd make the cutest pint-sized fighting team.

*mais voice* aye challlllllllllllll naaaaaaa.

i meannnnnn...... you coulda fired him at first offence, nethra. you're making this decision now, after his shit got to a whole other level? didn’t sonakshi deserve any of this when he misbehaved with her????? you're kinda responsible for enabling the godawful bastard till this point.

........... were the sippys in a collective coma for the last two decades? like even if they don't watch it, who doesn't know that this is how tellywood handles actor replacements????

rohit is on his high horse again. nethra is like chill tf out bro.

ughhhhhh the fondness with which he's looking at her.

"main dil ka doctor hoon, dil ka patient nahi. mere patients ko yeh sab khaana mana hai, mujhe nahi!"

*takes biggest chomp of a samosa ever*

sona’s reactions are most adorable.

ohhhhhh my heart.

ek thank you pe hi flat. ouffff, kya karoon main is ladki ka.

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ohhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeet, he saw the hoodie!!!

"favourite toh hai, par itni bhi nahi. tum rakh lo." ughhhhhhhhhh cute; but again, girl have SOMEEEEEEE standards. you need to have some criteria other than "Y chromosome, age 30 - 40, occasionally polite to me."

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 22.08.19 lb

i'm a little annoyed by nishi’s judginess, but i am also kinda on her side, coz lord, who the fuck would willingly wanna associate with suman???

also holy shit, nishi's neckpiece. it looks heavyyyyyyy as fuck. very cool, but also like it'll give her a srs neck/back problem.

wow, really playing into the sindhi stereotypes by having them casually eat papad.

OH MY GOD PPL HE LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS AND YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING RISHTA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUU

nishi raising some veryyyyyyy valid points about suman.

beta beti ko pataane ke chakkar mein, bete ki maa samdhan ko pataane ke. kya hai yeh family????

they need to have one term of reference for sukhmani. badi mumma, badi ma, dadi, it just gets too confusing. you ppl started with badi mumma, now keep at it.

rohit, raima is in a coma. she's been in one for four years. on one hand, yes i can understand, moving on feels like abandoning her, but like.... dude. 

ajit asking some difficult, but completely required questions of rohit re: raima. ki bhai aakhir what is your expectation from this situation? coz all alternatives are not healthy.

he’s still on this "i just wanna say sorry" tangent. rohit, you are seriously so dumb. if it was only about saying sorry to her, then why have you completely ceased having a romantic life? why did you get so frantic and antagonistic when people suggested the idea of moving on to you?

i can't quite tell if it's the writers' fault or a character flaw of rohit's; that they had him parroting the whole "i can never love again, ever" for the last 2 months, and now he's in complete denial of that, and going on only about apologizing for his mistake in the OT, not addressing that he was still hung up on her romantically until last week.

OMFG. SHE WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE SHER, BUT THEY'RE USING A STUFFED TOY?!?!?!?!?

lol ajit ke andar ka director jaag raha hai.

ASASDKJHASKJDH KYA HAI YEHHHHHHHH

yeh kya vella doctor hai. abbe woh udhar kaam kar rahi hai.... tum dono ko aaj hospital nahi jaana kya???? subaah se idhar bakchodi kar rahe ho.

"kahin sher kha toh nahi gaya usko????????" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jab jab bhai puts his arm around ajit, i know a threat is coming, lol. bechaara chotu.

do not care about these cheapads rohan and rahul and their grossass nonsense.

this wholeeeee sequence seems like it's trolling that simar turning into a makhi waala promo. (wassssup acp anda/kali-kali-chipkaliiiiii?)

"sumit ka chehra tiger khaa gaya" lmaooooooo i can't. 

haaaye, khushi toh dekho ladki ki. saaara bedagark kar dena hai us idiot ne.

ouff, and this one's happiness.

fwding these two idiots.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy.

suman's silent disapproval is radiating off in wavessssss and reaching sona at her set.

god i can feeeeeeeel the tension of doing something mom doesn't approve but also asserting self as a grownass adult. phew, getting sweaty behind the knees.

oh god don't tell me veena has come at this time in the night with her rishta. ouffffffffffff.

abbe yaaaaaaaaar.

(pls note vimmi's expression, jaise woh literally koi mandir mein enter ho rahi ho.)

i love this colour and it looks soooooooooooo goood on herrrrrrrrr.

god she's sooooo pretty.

daydream lvl 5000.

sighhhhhhh, she's so happy and in the blush of new new romance feels. *puts kaala teeka*

pretty pretty baaaaabies.

japanese restaurant mein paneer chahiye isko???

"exotic paneer tikka" it seems.

badi jaldi aa gaya paneer. banake rakha hua tha, they just reheated. chee.

if a dude took my food away from me like this, he is legit getting stabbed in the hand with a fork. romance baad mein karo; pehle pet pooja, phir saara kaam dooja.

HEIN?????? SEEDHA I LOVE YOU??????? BITCH I.....

UHHHHHHHHH?????????? SONA, PLS COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH, I HAVE QUESTIONS. LOTS OF QUESTIONS. YOU SHOULD TOO??????

EVEN RAIMA HAS QUESTIONS, SHE'S WAKING UP OUT OF A COMA TO ASK WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

lmao that jankyass tattoo...

"........... aisa maine apni mom se kaha hai."

never have i felt a more gauri kumari sharma-esque urge to deliver ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk jhaaaaaaaaaaaanp....

haaye bechaari.

omfgggggggg what the hell, is this the way to frame it?????? you should be begging her for help, not dropping this bomb on her and expecting her to comply! god!!!!!!!!!!! so fucking tactless.

stab him, sis. just a small puncture wound, but do it!!!

if the always sweet and obliging sona is snapping at the waiter, you know just how mad she is rn.

putting the blame on ajit isn't making you look any better. why is she supposed to care which idiot sippy boy's brainchild this is???????

open mouth, insert foot. dig. dig your grave even deeper. mujhe badaaaa mazaaa aa raha hai!

yeh banda aadmi hai ya pajama??? kuchhhhhhh bhi bole jaa raha hai???

fork is being pointed at the wrong dude here.

now he's all "dekho, raima ko main bhool nahi sakta..." so matter of factly.... bro, you need therapy like big time.

seriously, rohit ne bohutttttt hi easily liya hua hai sona ko. actress hai matlab har jagah acting karegi???? tum jaake cheer phaadte ho kya logon ka seena, when you're not on duty???? kuchhhhhhh bhiiii.

anika style iske mooh pe maarna chahiye tha.

"tum jo tv serial bologi main dekhloonga." wowwwww. what a generous offer.

"tumne mount everest chadha hai? acting toh tumne kii nahi. kaise pata ki dono asaan hain???" ASKKKKK HIM SISSSSSSSSSSSS

GOOD. FINALLY.

"jaaaaa na bhai!" lolololololol

oh shit, she gave shankar the parvati eyes.

she's soooooooooooo hurttttttt. my babyyyyyyyyyy.

whoop. the truth finally slipped out.

but also "pyaar"??? little too much no? it's just a crush sis. maybe a little more. but definitely not LOVE.

"sirf dost hoon." (+ the music) god. my heart. it hurtsssss.

bewakoof insaan. tum toh raima ke bhoot ke saath hi jiyo. usii ke laayak ho tum.

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oh god, mummy will convince sona to give it a go.

good lord, is she gonna work as a double agent????

gooooooood. die of guiltttttttttt, fool. i fucking love it!

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 21.08.19 lb

dekho kaise mundi aage kar raha hai haldi ke liye. isko kuch zyaada utaavli nahi chadhi kuch dino se shaadi ke liye???

lol mummy name one successful shaadi in this fam after dadaji’s generation. no pls, go on, i'll wait. yeah, that's what i thought. toh aap shaadi ke khushiyon pe lecture naa hi do toh achcha.

kabir is determined. bhai shaadi toh karni hi hai. kab tak facebook status yunhi "it's complicated - with kavya mittal" pe atka rahega???

chanda has some nonsense to say as per usual, so i shall just concentrate on this face. truly masha’Allah.  

love u sonali.

dadu asking about kalyani and these two idiots are just staring at each other's faces. goddddddddd, why wouldn't you tell dadu the plan??????

maathe pe bandook rakh ke hi toh tu dulhan se shaadi kar raha hai. toh might as well do it at bua as well. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

gauri kumari sharma viiiiiiiiiiibes. haaaaaye. *does nazar gesture again and again*

oh shit. pooja's eye has caught bracelet. sonali i hope you've thrown that shit away.

OH NO SHE'S WEARING IT RN. SIS, WHY?

did she see it??? did sheeeeeeeeee??????

god they are so fucking beautiful together just look at them man literally fuck this showwwwwwwwwwwwwwww for not giving to us from the start lkfdjslfkjlsdk i'm all in my feels nowwwww

every time he calls her "baby" i want to pull a few of his arm hairs. so creepy and cheap it sounds.

oh damn, she's imagining maa as a part of this. does that mean subconsciously she sees this as a real wedding, as opposed to the one with dhruv???

oufffffff. you fuckers won't even let her indulge in daydreaming as a fucking coping mechanism.

sonali why the fuck are you even wearing that bracelet, it doesn't even go with the outfit you're wearing rn.

mummy ka outburst. ouff. either you get with the plan or don't attend the shaadi only. ainvayiiiiii ka drama.

this bitch enjoying. meesni kahinki.

god i wish she'd really take out her chandalini roop instead of sitting here listening to this garbage. she should have murdered y'all a long time ago.

why you getting upset? you like pooja or naah????

drama drama drama.

ugh kabir, just when i start coming around to you, you have to pull some crap. fuck off man.

naach gaana. yup just the thing needed to make this tense af situation even more awkward.

le, chachi ko toh bas bahaana chahiye.

SONALI PUT THAT HAND WITH THE BRACELET DOWN SO HELP ME GOD.

oh god dadu is going in search of kalyani. why are all of you likeeeeeeee thisssssss????? just play your assigned roles, god.

god my heart hurtttttttts. pls tellywood gods, at least agle show mein shrenu ka role aisa dukh-dard waala na ho. dil jalta hai meraaaaaaa, watching her cry like this in every show.

blah blah blah fwding till dadu gets to know it's not kalyani.

i hate you asshole, but god, your face is just..... *saif ali khan voice* wow.

ouff sonali, you getting on my last nerve today.

does he know she's dr. sharma's wife or is he just surprised that it's not kalyani?

well.... that went splendidly. you fucking mittals can't do anythinggggggggg right.

"dadu main aapko sab samjhaata hoon!" yeah you about 72 hours too late on that, son.

oh god my hearttttttttttt. LET THIS GIRL LIVE YOU FUCKING MONSTERS.

kabirrrrrrrr tujhpe keedeeeeeein padeinnnnnnn fuck outta here with this tough love bullshit i haaaaaate youuuuuuuuu

"pooja jaise logon ko sahi raaste pe laane ke liye...." UMMMMMMMMMM WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE GOD OF KARMA, BITCH????? tour guide banke sahi raasta apne in manhoos gharwaalon ko dikha, samjha tu?

sonali jumping to passionate defense of kabir ‘can-do-no-wrong-ekdum-best-mittal-hai-yeh’ bhaiyya.

oh ho. toh confirmed ki kabir was the one who went and found maaaa and planted her in front of pooja.

soooooooo...... i'm thinking this is some kinda plan of his to give pooja back some of family that she lost??? (by protecting her from dhruv/someone else???) but he also wants to get back his family's property and shit, so he's forcing her in this naa-tera-naa-mera type deal. idk, i'm just maarofying tukka.

lol dadu was like jo bhi gtfo my room right now, i need to do some heavy duty repenting to ensure i don’t go to hell thanks to all y’all antics.

"sonali, sab log dukhi hai. main kuch galat toh nahi kar raha??" LMAO OH NOWWWWW YOU'RE ASKING HER, LIKE 6 HOURS BEFORE THE WEDDING.

sonali is biggest kabir bhaiyya cheerleader. she also seems to have more akal than him in how to handle this whole situation, so i'm kinda trusting her judgement. please don't let me down, sonali.

TEAM POOJA IS FLOUNDERING SO BADLY. THEY'RE JUST NOW FINDING OUT THAT NO TRAINS LEFT/ENTERED INDORE YEST, COZ RAINS. HONESTLYYYYYY YOU GUYS.

"mandir chalo, rasam karni hai."

nope, no changing, coz apparently she has to wear this same sari. coz it has to be maa ki sari.

he ensured that he gave her maa ki sari. *sighhhhhhhh* fuck i hate these tellywood guys and their good gestures and shady intentions and all these fucking conflicting emotions.

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omfg these fucking idiots lost maaaaaaaa.

sis ek aur laafa maar deti. like........... ab maa bhi unke haath nahi hai, you have literally nothing to lose.

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 26.08.19 lb

running a low grade fever and fairly sure watching this will just make me feel worse, but here goes nothing. if it kills me, it kills me. at least i die seeing shrenu’s face.

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truly the mood today.🔪🔪🔪

what the fuck even are these fucking dumbass vows. you cannot force her to do these things, dil se. and if she doesn't, what, you'll hold her mother hostage forever? like, how is this even feasible?

god i hope she acts her way through this, like she did as janhvi, and takes her mom and ends up murdering them all in the last ep.

what kinda bs is this sarvagunn sampanna patni shit in this scenario? you're not a sarvagunn sampanna pati, then how can she be it to you?

rani, could you walk slower, for a person in a rage who wants to stop something that's time sensitive?

i am mummy.

i am the chopras.

i am pooja.

rani you toh........ are a loser.

pooja “mittal”. ugh. i want to set him on fiiiiiiiiiiire.

this show NEEDS to end with pooja poisoning all these ppls’ chais. there is literally no other way.

the fuck kinda aashirwaad is this amma, khush rehna? with these monsters? never. give her the will to kill them all in their sleep!

isko toh chodo.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, SHE LIVES. THE FIGHTING SPIRIT LIVES. (we all know it gonna die when she sees him take care of her maaaaaaaa and cure her and blah blah, BUT FOR NOW IT LIVESSSSS!!!!!!)

oh ew, they're taking the room that she shared with dhruv itself? that's kinda ickyyyyyyyyyyy. (lol @ me, they're sharing wife itself, room kis khet ki mooli hai.)

"chalo, kabir mittal. suhaag raat manaate hain."

god, normally i'd get so excited for these words to be said for these two actors.... but............ sigh.

lol little blue pills. kahin unintended effect na ho jaaye sis.

she trusted ranjeet of all ppl to bring her the correct pills. lo, ho gaya plan successful.

great. just great. she dropped two pills into her glass as well.

fuck this fucker. bada aaya choti choti baaton pe dhamkaane waala. god where's that knife of rani's when we need it???

pft.

haan isko manipulate karna toh easy hai, but you literally also played yourself. idiot girl.

in a different showwwwwwww........ these beautiful faces, this sexual tension...... ouff. dillll jalllll raha hai meraaaaaaaaaa. (or that could just be the fever. unclear at this point.)

"i hope jab tak main baahar jaaoon, woh kabir ludak gaya ho."

yeah, me too. and i mean in the sense of a permanent ludaknaaa. an RIP waala ludaknaa.

great.

just great.

pooja sharma carrying on the proud tradition of her foremother gauri kumari sharma, being an absolute fucking hoot when intoxicated.

zain's nashe waala acting isn't as entertaining. but shrenu, god i love her playing talli. someone give her the role of a highly functioning alcoholic in the next show.

IN. 👏🏽 A. 👏🏽 DIFFERENT. 👏🏽 FUCKING. 👏🏽 SHOW. 👏🏽 I WOULD BE DYING OVER THIS CUTE. 😫😫😫

oh god naach gaana. please god, mujh bimaar pe aisa atyachaar mat karo.

hope he's dying.

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god you'd think at least the last few weeks they'd give us some good shit instead of whatever this garbage is. now i'll have to watch a 2 week long recap of whatever happened in the first weeks of the show? ughhhhhhhhhhh.

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 10.06.19 lb

firstly i'd just like to say to manohar:

moving on...

kya fayda of all this heropanti when we know she's gonna waste time getting soft??

ishaani is me af. FUCKING SHOOT HIM SIS.

these idiots are still just trying to find the place. lordddddddd.

huh, kavya chooses to go with pk instead of dhruv. interesting.

ab toh manohar is also telling to shoot, idk what the f muhurat she's waiting for.

AND HE'S CONFESSING TO KILLING THEIR DAD ALSO DUDE SRSLY WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO SHOOT???????

....... yup. i mean, it's what i'd do if i was manohar too.

i'm bored and fwding.

yup.

last ditch useless attempt from ishaani. like..... why did he even stop coz of that?

JANHVI HONESTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAURI KUMARI SHARMA IS SHAKING HER HEAD IN DISBELIEF AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT YOU. SHE'D HAVE DANGAL TACKLED THIS FOOL OFF THIS CLIFF 4 TIMES OVER ALREADY.

fucking finally.

first ever time in the show i have not hated the sight of pk.

oh shit did she get shot too???

OH SHIT SHE'S STUMBLING BACKWARDS WTF JANHVI NOOOOOOOO

phew.

oh look who finally showed up.

yeah literally no one gives a fuck about you dhruv. let me have my KaVi sismance in peace.

is pk ok???? why's he just standing there?

ugh fuck off dhruv.

meanwhile pk is doing "cleanup".

yes, make yourself useful by getting to ishaani.

ouff tum sab ke rone-bilakne se kya hoga, take her to the damn hospital.

bye manohar. you won't be missed at all, you vile shitstain of a human being.

ofc. like the oberois, these ppl too don't believe in taking the sick/wounded to the damn hospital. man you rich ppl are whack.

kabir has his "something smells fishy" face on.

(man they really gotta figure zain's styling/angles out, coz this show makes him look like a little teapot, short and stout. sure, he's not as dishy as he used to be in nk, but this lvl of fuckery is ridiculous.)

oh ho, no doubts or secrecy whatsoever about who murdered manohar. it's just another monday around here where pk killed someone who pissed him off. cool cool cool cool cool cool.

kabir does not approve.

oh kavya slooooooowly sliding into everyone's hearts.

lol ofc this sassy shit can't shut the fuck up rn and is being passive aggressive to pk about his choice in employees. AT LEAST WAIT TILL YOU’RE OUTSIDE, MAN.

return fire from dad; “YOU’RE the secret agent here. find out what happened and tell me too.” lolllllllllllll.

dhruv has finally had enough. and for once i'm on his side. kahin bhi shuru ho jaate ho tum log.

sorry kehke 3 second nahi hue, his dimaag is racing again, ki come let's interrogate ishaani. abbe yaaaaar.

SONALI JUSTTTTT SAID THAT SHE'S IN SHOCK AND SLEEPING DO NOT GO BARGE IN THERE

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY??????????

even in her sleep she's doing kabir jaap. behen, obsession ki hadh hai yeh.

someone's peanut butter and jelly.

oh. even she's getting triggered.

ok i've never known anyone to slip on peppercorns like this ffs.

ofc.

oh god return of that sad wailing tune of theirs. why????????

god kabir nothing you're saying today is as helpful as you think it is. how about you just keep that stupid mouth of yours shut for a bit? just till the end of this hellish day. pls and thanks.

suddenly sexual tension. yeah talking about ppl being khoon mein latpat is real conducive to that.

also wtf, there's like a good 3 kilos of peppercorns on the ground.

oh god this fool now wants to go investigate at the spot of the incident. as if he doesn't have enough problems in his life already.

........... ok? this is a weird and awkwardly prolonged end to the scene?

two kameenas talking about inability to understand why third kameena did what he did.

oh manohar apparently had a room here. which they're gonna search.

not if kavya madam has anything to say about it. kabir nosy, toh yeh superrrrrrrrrrr-nosy. khub jamegi jodi.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this b reallly has zero boundaries. ainvayi begaani shaadi mein abdulla deewana she's being. she doesn’t even know the equation manohar has with the fam.

oh shit oh shit oh shit.

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OMG THIS DUMBASS SHE WILLINGLY JUST WALKED UP AND GAVE THE FILES TO PK AND RAGHAV OMFG KAVYA YOU'RE THE WORSTTTTTTTTTT

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 26.10.17 lb

i hope you’re ready for me yelling about feminism and the patriarchy all through today’s lb coz i’m just in one of those moods. 

gauri is shooook. SHOOOK.

i would be too, after THAT confession. like.... what the fuck even was that???? i rewatched it and i had suchhhhhhhh a visceral reaction and cried more even than the first time i watched.

shivaay knows that shit went dowwwwwwwn. 

oh boy, ajay doesn’t look to be in a good mood. 

bro just coz two ppl are coming from the same direction, means absolutely nothing?????? 

i mean not in this case, coz these two were fully eye-fucking, but i’m just saying... generally, life mein. lol. 😋😋😋

when the guy you’re threatening makes THIS 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽 face at you, maybe you should reconsider. 

especially when he has backup. 👪🏽👪🏽👪🏽

lmfaooooo majaaaal toh dekho in oberois ki; SHAADI MEIN AAKE ISKI DULHAN KO UTHAANE KA INTEZAAM KAR RAHE HAI; AUR JAB BANDA OBJECT KAREIN, TOH USKO DHAMKI DE RAHEIN HAI. srsssssssly. suchhhhh assholes. 

ajay be like THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??????? and rightly so, because OMG WHY THE FUCK IS SHIVAAY THREATENINGLY DOING DALER MEHENDI DANCE STEPS AT HIM??????????? 

WOW. AJAY GOT THREATENED BY THIS AND LEFT ALSO. AMAZING. 😧😧😧😧😧😧

“LEKIN KYUN?????”

behenji, pehle apne devar ke pooore ke poore karnaame toh usse pooch lo; bina kuch jaane hi aa gayi ho shaadi rukwaane. 

of course, as a 4 lions leading man, the basic concept of a woman’s consent hasn’t ever occurred to shivaay. 

“usne bola chale jao, toh tu chala jayega???” UM YES THAT’S HOW NORMAL, DECENT AND CIVIL ADULT PEOPLE BEHAVE. BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. STUPIDASS.

what’s reallyyyyyyy fucking annoying me is that even anika and bhavya look perplexed by this whole concept of om agreeing to gauri’s wishes. ANIKA. WHO WAS FORCED INTO MARRIAGE AGAINST HER WILL. ek kambakht ‘i love you’ kya sun liya saal-bhar ke bakchodi ke baad, uski akal ghaas charrne gayi hai. 

“gauri ki aaankhon meinnnn maine tere liye pyaar dekha. MAINE DEKHA HAI!!!!!!!!”

achcha???? no shitttttt. aur woh bade bade aansoon that she’s been shedding since the day she’s met your godforsaken brother??? WOH NAHI DIKHA TUJHE, CHUTIYE?? #disappoint #brotpKoDhoka #dafaaHoJaaPlz

yeah please, focus on the fucking dabaav she’s under, and not your shitty brother. please, someone think of my girl for once. 

if i hear the word “ishqbaaz” uttered one more time to justify such absolute fuckery, i swear.............

“hum dulhaniya ko lekar hi jayenge.”

“......... whether SHE wants it or not. making us no different from ajay, really. but since we’re better looking and the leads of the show, janta maaf kar degi.” 

ok shivaay kissing om’s hand was cute af. i always love love love when he shows affection unreservedly by kissing his brothers. fuck stupid toxic masculinity where you can’t show your brothers and friends how much you love them. 

deeeeeeeeeep cleansing breath to exhale out all the bitterness i’m feeling today towards shivika, or i’ll never be able to enjoy their couple scenes. 

snort. anika cussing out lappuji and his shoddy work. 

yup, this freakout at signs of aging is real. *bathes in anti aging serum in a desperate attempt to cheat time* 

don’t know if you tumblr bachchas can relate though, coz other than a handful of us here, literally alllll of you are tiny little babies who should still be in your mom’s wombs. 

LMAOOOO THIS IMAGINATION. ANIKA YOU IDIOT GIRL. 

god he looks so good in the black tho. 😍😍😍

billu LITERALLY be like: 

“aisa hota hai. is umar mein log satthiaa jaate hai thode.” 

first of all, shivaay would never use the word “satthiaaa”. it’s such an anika word.

also fuck off billu. you were born satthiyaaaya hua. 😒😒😒😒

wifey mad. and sad. 

“ek baar tumhari taraf dekh liya maine, uske baad main kuch aur nahi dekh paaonga. kuch bhi nahi.” 

nowwwwwww we talking. 😏😏😏😏

also lol, this is kinda making anika sound like the ark of the covenant? like if he looks at her directly, he’ll go blind? 

ok i’m not sure i feel this romance, with her still in the wig, and him looking so unlike him in this outfit, but his sexy voice is A++++++++++ 

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER BEFORE YOU TWO GET ACCUSED OF INCEST

lmaoooooo “kitne jaale shaale ho gaye, NOT COOL!” 

baal baal bache. 

LOL. baal baal, geddit? coz both of their baal.... hee hee hee. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

diljeeet do minute ke liye votiiii ke saath busy kya ho gaya, digvijay has swooped riiiiiiight in and taken his place with all the titliyaan. 

that girl in the dark blue outfit is a goddamn babe and all kindsa goals honestly. lord give me her face and hair and outfit! 

#same bhavya. saaaame. 

is he really going to shoot this gun inside the damn house???? fucking idiot. 

lmaoooooooo bhavya’s glee at his incompetence. 

HAAAAAAA, I AM REALLY LOVING BHAVYA MORE AND MORE THESE DAYS. WHAT A CUTIE. 

back to these two and their weirdass oedipal romancing. when i was like i wanna see shivika role playing, this is reaaaaaalllly not what i had in mind. 😕😕😕

OMFG SHIVAAY STOP IT YOU IDIOT 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

ouff these cuteass idiotssssssss. 

YES PLEASE REMOVE THIS STUPIDASS FUCKING WIG ALREADY

SO MUCH BETTER. YES. NOW PLEASE MAKE OUT. 😚😚😚

.... nope. one more interruption. goddddd, can you fuckers just lock the goddamn dooor!!?!!!!

ohhhhh ho, kya chutiyaapa hai?!?!?!!! 😒😒😒

lmao shivaay you fucking idiot, why are YOU screaming???? 😂😂😂

oufffff, these two aunties are really annoying me. can they die plz? 

meanwhile unnecessary angst here between rudra/bhavya that literally no one cares about. 

are we to get any rikara today or saara episode aise hi bakchodi mein waste hona hai???

“mazaak aap apni khud udvaate hai.” 

preach. tell him, girl. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lord, who’da thunk that i’d grow to be a fan of bhavya??? not me! matlab, i’m happy that the writing of her character has improved and she’s really likable now, but hella sad that it’s come at the expense of rudra’s character. 

lmao did he just call her “MEAN”????? rudra, what are you, fucking 12?

ok fuck thissss stupid angst nonsense. you fully deserved that thappad for the BS you pulled at her goddamn fucking wedding, rudra. you have zeeeeeeero grounds here. less than zero. 

why is anika being forced to sleep with these two buddhis??? 

BULBULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! OMG AANKHEIN TARAS GAYI THI TUMHARE LIYE. 😭😭😭😭😭

she’s here to rescue bhaujaaaai. bless her hearttttt, honestly. no one in this fucking show deserves the perfection that is gauri kumari sharma. she’s the best human being of them all and should be worshipped. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

hein? shivaay - maaaaaaaaaa scene??? matlab... okay??? 😕😕😕😕

WHAT? EVEN MAAAAAA KNOWS THAT ALL THESE ARE OBEROIS????? 😯😯😯😯

she’s not as clueless as she looks, this maaaaaaa. 

god, even maaaaaaaaaaaaa is focused on gauri’s majboori only in the context/frame of OMG SHE’S LEAVING OMKARA. fuckkkkk omkara, and think about GAURI. 😑😑😑

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. 

that isn’t the child actress who played anika in the flashback tho, is it??? chalo ok, whatever. key here is that shivaay’s potentially gonna bring aniRi together and oh my god i am already fucking crying at the ideaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

these fuckers are legit having a slumber partyyyyy here. 

poor ajay. he has no idea what’s coming for him and his planned wedding.