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percussiveadventure · 7 months ago

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The gun does go on the left but the toast goes under the bacon and the egg goes on top of the bacon who is washing all them dishes the dishwasher broke 4 years ago and it's a fortune for a new one that'll break down about 45 minutes after the warranty expires

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

#for real jokes about America are funny when they're not just fucking mean #i don't like the school shootings either that shit isn't funny #what's funny is that some people will eat beans on toast but nah how very dare an American shit on the proud British culinary tradition #as an American i wither without the nourishing burger and its manifold wonders that's funny too you know?#can't we all just calm down and have a plate of chicken fried deer testicle and jellied ox taint?

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