#arthur dimmsedale

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

I REBLOGGED IT INSTEAD OF PUTTING IT IN ASKS BECUZ IM STUPID BUT-

do dimmesdale

AND TIM FRM BOSS BABY

These are two of the most random characters ever thank you so much

Absent dad priest man Dimmsedale:

Sexuality Headcanon: Gay gay homosexual gay LISTEN HIM AND CHILLINGWORTH WERE MMMM- Gender Headcanon: Cis man, he's too pathetic to be anything else A ship I have with said character: Him x Chillingworth, it's lowkey so toxic, I love it A BROTP I have with said character: Him and Hester ngl. Like if he stopped being a coward for five seconds they could be besties A NOTP I have with said character: Him x Mistress Hibbins, I feel like she would try and get him sell his soul and he would have a mental breakdown and die even faster A random headcanon: He doesn't know how to children. Like if he and Pearl ever spent more than five seconds together she'd destroy him because he can barely adults much less children. General Opinion over said character: Help this pathetic man, he's a wet cat but in a derogatory way, I want to hit him with a chair

Tim from Boss Baby:

Sexuality Headcanon: He's seven guhhh I feel like he's gonna be bi and his parents are gonna be home of phobic Gender Headcanon: He's seven but I feel like he's gonna be nb bc disney would sob A ship I have with said character: He's seven. Him x being less irritating A BROTP I have with said character: Does he have any friends? Idk. Him and the baby. What's his name? Or him x a slap. A NOTP I have with said character: Everyone and everything. A random headcanon: His family is Trumpee republican and idolize Ronald Reagan. General Opinion over said character: Irritating toddler child I'm so glad i haven't watched anything relating to boss baby in forever