#armouredmechanic

[aegist]

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😬😬😬😬😬

[frankenstudies]

@armouredmechanic replied to your post: @aegist replied to your post: ...

Is pegging a kink or is it good taste.

my brain is incapable of comprehending anything you say.

[palteringcecutiency]

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Good evening. I trust you’ve all missed me terribly.

[amusedmuralist]

any hints who, or are you gonna stay vague as possible?

CURIOUS AM AS TO WHY THIS SEEK TO KNOW. 

ONE AS HELPED, and help offers, AND TO UNIVERSE THEIRS NEW IS. one as old and lovely and learning is. ANOTHER LEARNED AND COCKY BEING, though species theirs precludes. 

questions further have? 

[lcdreyes]

#Looking good.

Thanks.

[thegoldenavenger]

hi!!! riri in lamppost or laura (kinney) in oilslick aaaaa

wow i love these girls

palette meme

[legerdeman-blog]

armouredmechanic started following you

Hey. I’m Dirk.

[ziischeln]

"That's not exactly a good coping method," there's a slight smirk. Tony knows too well he has no place to say that.

DEEP ASS SENTENCE STARTERS. (open to all)

He raises an eyebrow, lifting his chin a little. “Oh? I’ll take a leaf from your book, then, start drowning myself in caffeine instead? Avoid sleeping for days on end? What was your record - nine?”

[twotoned2marta22-blog]

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@armouredmechanic @browl @eelmfao @blaseecouturier @vwhitemagic

Well, thii2 ii2 a crowd. Name’2 Sollux Captor, call me Snips. And who are all of you, exactly??

[caesuraeaesthetic]

@armouredmechanic ... human, im guessin?

wwhats your univverse like?

[courtinggrievances]

I’M TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY HELLO TO PRACTICALLY THE ONE PERSON ON MY DASH I HAVEN’T TALKED TO.

MY OPENER: HI, I’M THE TROLL THAT SPARRED PAL YOU MENTIONED. 

@armouredmechanic

[aegist]

@armouredmechanic

i mean yeah hes not the worst person ive ever met but hes like.

hes wade.

[frankenstudies]

@armouredmechanic replied to your post: im sl e e p y.

As Jarvis would say, maybe sleep?

or no.

[amusedmuralist]

number 8 omggg

8. I’m the local locksmith and this is the fourth time you’ve called me to let you back into your house/apartment, you should really make some spare keys AU

Does the locksmith know the name of all his clients, or was Kurloz an anomaly there as well? Tony, blessedly, doesn’t comment on the hike up the stairs, instead setting his tools down, and getting prepared to again fight the monstrosity that is the oldest lock on the plan.

“It’s been. What, a month?” Tony asks, setting out graphite and accepting the newspaper Kurloz had wordlessly given him to save the carpet. “You were getting a spare, last I heard?”

“Friend mine plant stole. The spare there is kept.” Kurloz says, apologetically. The little verandah is clustered with plants, miniature roses, bonsai, succulents, and mandarin trees clustered around a rotting cane chair. There did seem to be a place where another plant might fit. “Butterflies always on it settle, and his own self it coveted.”

“Some friend. You should get spares of those too.” Tony snickered, pulling back from the newly lubricated lock and reaching for what was surely going to be the first of many picks. “I hear blood and bone makes good fertiliser, if you want to get rid of the one you’ve got.”

Kurloz chuckles too, his voice as deep and amused as always, “Though might my job as judge jeopardise. I would have to run, hide. A confectioner become.” That reminded him, and he opened his bag as Tony cursed, and reached for pick number two. From within it, he pulled carefully wrapped cezerye from his bag, offering it to Tony.

“What, are you ready to go on the run? Prepared. I like it.”

“You can decide if his murder is worth doing. If it likely is that can a living from this scrape.”

Tony waggled his graphite covered fingers, still taking the lock through its stubborn paces, and Kurloz nodded, putting the sweet beside Tony’s toolbox. He settled himself to wait, snickering whenever Tony cursed, and listening to the patter.

“If you call me up here again, Shoulder charge, you’re getting a new lock. It’s not bad enough you have to lose your key every other week, you have to have this nonsense of an old lady? Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking to you. That’s my second favourite lock pick you’re trying to snap.”

When it was done, Kurloz invited Tony inside, to celebrate. This time, Tony accepted.

[thegoldenavenger]

oh my gosh, kam!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! i hope it was a fun day!!!

it was a super fun day!!! thank you so much~ sorry for the late reply ;v;

my bday is over now

[ziischeln]

tony voice: there was a kid at my boarding school who bred rats. he would argue that is a thing probably. also yes he was white.

distant sound of erik burying his head in his hands