#arguing that its symbolic doesnt make up for the fact that if the founders of ur religion heard u they'd burn u as a witch

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i think it's quite silly that atheists are still pretending like you cannot prove gods don't exist in 2023 tbh. all gods start out as an explanation for natural phenomena humans could not explain and the god hypothesis has a failure rate of 100% so far for explaining those natural phenomena. for every single hypothesis that god has been the assumed answer for, they have failed. your argument of "you don't know what came before the big bang!" is literally just another god of the gaps argument but updated to reflect all the science we DO know about now. it's extremely unlikely that the god hypothesis will succeed on try one million and two tbqf.

"you can't prove god doesn't exist" yes we can prove that 99.999% of all gods ever created by humans didn't exist. why is your god any different? because u say the things that would prove him false actually prove his existence? yeah okay do u see how crazy u fucking sound?

like why are we still debating this in 2023???? please bro. how is it that every single time we've tried to prove a certain god exists, we come up with a new science field and learn even more mindblowing things in the process, none of which are the result of said god? idk if u wanna believe in santa claus as an adult, that's your business but pushing it onto society as a whole because you've convinced yourself santa is really going to torture you for eternity if you don't please him is like... next level.

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A high school au that no one needed or wanted but I drew it anyways because I have absolutely no control over my life ohohohohuhhhhhh

huughughguohmygod i spent so much time on this please somebody notice it

Anyway I have a ridiculous amount of headcanons so under the cut they go!!

Eragon

pretty short, like maybe 5′7tops. dont talk to him about it he doesnt want to hear it (saltyyy)

sloppy handwriting worsened by the fact that hes one of those kids that does his homework at like 2am. he gets to class the next day and realizes he cant read a damn thing he wrote. dont ask for his notes.

hes also That Bitch who, right when the teacher is about to end class, will ask some really complicated question. hes only narrowly survives the resulting homicide attempts.

you know that trope where the character opens there closet to reveal a bunch of the same outfits? thats him with hoodies.

probably want to be a writer some day

the teachers have him wrongly pegged as a trouble maker. hes not. he really does his best to keep to himself and stay out of trouble but he always gets wrapped up in it anyway. it almost never involves him to begin with and he never knows whats going on and why these things keep happening.

ive said it before and ill say it again, eragon with bushy eyebrows is the only eragon i care about

voice cracks for miles.

had a huge crush on arya in middle school. it was b a d. it lingered for years until, as a junior, The Gay Crisis hit him like a fucking freight train

Saphira

even shorter than eragon (the only thing saving his dignity) but you REALLY shouldnt talk to her about it

pure muscle.

arrives at school every morning with immaculate full face makeup. everyone has at least a little bit of a crush on her.

could kill you in with 6 inch heels.

shell deny it but shes without a doubt the mom friend (until theres alcohol. “im not gonna over do it this time!!!11″  *2 hours later eragons holding her hair back as she vomits into the toilet*)

genuinely intelligent.  makes excellent grades and is probably the only thing thats keeping any of her idiot friends alive.

Murtagh

A Tired Bisexual.

tense and jumpy.  if anyone points it out he’ll brush it off but it comes from living with his dad. no one but thorn knows about it

trans. ill die with this headcanon.

a musician. he plays piano and violin and sometimes composes his own music when no ones looking. (he also has a beautiful voice but he loathes singing. he thinks his singing voice sounds too feminine)

needs a hug.

(dont try to give him one)

murtagh snorts when he laughs and im ready to fight about it. everybody is Shocked when they hear it for the first time

whiny. i mean, its kinda warranted but still.

walks that fine line between Absolute Anxiety and Complete Apathy

would adopt every stray cat in a 20 mile radius if he had the means. he made an attempt when he was 7. it.........didnt go well

plays princess peach in mario kart

unlucky.  and not in the way eragons a trouble magnet, like hes just against all odds unlucky.  hes probably been struck by lightning once or some shit.

Thorn

tall to the point that hes very intimidating to approach, a solid 6′4 at least. once you get to know him though, you quickly realize hes a total sweety. adored by the entire school

he will drag you with no remorse tho

plays on the schools soccer team and is basically the only reason theyre any good (murtagh goes to all his matches)

hes very smart but none of his teachers think so because he doesnt do well with classroom style teaching, he needs to be able to set his own pace. murtagh tutors him

Worst. Enemy. Is. Math.

once, when he had a writing assignment returned, the teacher commented that it was a truly excellent work of prose (which it was) and it was a very insightful choice to add in all those spelling mistakes as a symbolic reflection of the subject matter (which it wasnt)

he doesnt like fighting but is always willing to when he sees someone being an asshole. a master of one hit KOs.

Arya

looks effortless but is actually putting in so much effort that shes about to Snap.

has slapped eragon in the face on /at least/ one occasion. to her credit he definitely had it coming.

fights with corrects teachers

argues with her mom all the time. they both try to be civil but the have very different ideas of what she should be doing with her life. things always end up devolving into arguments again

really damn rich.  she probably owns several horses or something. she is a huge animal lover though

Aggressive Vegetarian.

she gives excellent advice but delivers it in such an “im better/smarter than you” way that no one wants to take it.

Nasuada

A Tired Bisexual.

voted most likely to die suddenly from a stress induced heart attack.  even she cant deny the truth of it

shes dealt with men talking over her for her entire life. one day she snapped and just “I AM STILL TALKING.” she never looks back.

daddys little girl. not in a weird way, ajihad seriously dotes on her to no end

student council president, captain of the debate team, founder of the archery club, head of the finance committee,ughguhoh dear lord its a miracle she gets enough sleep to function

has handwriting even worse than eragons because she just writes /so fast/. unlike eragon however, she can read it and insists that her writing is perfectly legible despite the student councils desperate attempts to convince her otherwise

SALT.

wardrobe fulla lace.