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deidrefromthenorth · 3 years ago

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Fanfic: Rience (The Witcher tv series)

Chapter 6. The appretice (Part 2)

Get away from her, Lydia - Rience said with a seemingly calm voice, entering through the door.

Rience… - Faye spoke her name calmly.

Rience! - Lydia turned to him with feigned surprise - It's great that you're here! I was asking myself where you had been.

Rience moved cautiously, circling the room, moving closer to Faye as he fixed his eyes on Lydia. She in turn stared at him too, her eyes cold as ice.

Surely, you were out there, anywhere, except doing your job, for which you have been paid. In advance and very well. – She reproached him. – According to what my informants tell me, you have been scattered for several days, distracted… clouded by this girl. I had to come check it out for myself. And wow! - Lydia looked first at Faye, who looked at her admiringly, and then turned back to him. - Isn't she a sweetie?!

Rience felt the eyes of both women on him. Above all, Faye's burning him. He wanted to turn to her and tell her that everything was going to be okay, that he would take care of everything. But he stayed still, facing Lydia. He subconsciously rubbed his fingers that were beginning to feel the tingle of magic. The air in the room was beginning to thin. Lydia would soon realize the enormous potential of the young healer. Of course she would notice her. She always pretended to seem smarter than she really was, but even the clumsiest of wizards would know at that moment. He immediately noticed how her eyes shone with astonishment.

How have you kept this little gem a secret? – she asked him. She turned to Faye. - What are you? and what are you doing here in this dump?

You came to me as a healer, that should give you a clue. - Faye replied angrily.

Rience smiled with amusement at the answer. Lydia ignored her and addressed the wizard. - What do you want, Rience? Why didn't you report your discovery? The Master…

Don't interfere, Lydia - Rience warned her - it's none of your business or your Master's.

Everything you do is now the business of my Master, Rience - Lydia replied.

She's my apprentice - Rience said in a calm voice as he stared at Faye, waiting for her reaction. The young woman was silent looking at him. For an instant he saw a flash of curiosity in her eyes. – No one can interfere between a sorcerer and his apprentice. Neither you nor your Master. No one. It is the law established by the Brotherhood of Sorcerers.

Lydia laughed loudly, outrageously.

Who are you to call yourself Master? – She said with disdain. – You were expelled from Ban Ard, Rience, you don't even have the right to call yourself a sorcerer.

I have the same right as you, Lydia - Rience tried to contain his anger.

You talk about the laws of sorcerers as if you had ever respected them - she continued with the same contemptuous tone - What exactly are you going to guide her on? To a life of failure and misery? So talented at controlling Chaos, and yet so stupid...

I warn you - Rience's voice sounded increasingly tense. The Chaos was beginning to build and his hands tingled, wanting to release it. His body was so tense that at any moment he would jump, ready to attack. He didn't dare look away from Lydia. He knew perfectly well that she liked to play dirty and he seemed to see the flash of a small silver needle in her hands, hidden by the folds of her cloak. Lydia took a few steps toward Faye. – Stay away from her. I'm not going to tell you again. Don't think your thugs are going to come to help you...

As you wish - Lydia said as she absentmindedly crumbled a small ball between her hands. She blew into Faye's face. The young woman wanted to get away from her, but she received all the dust from her flying directly into her eyes, nose and mouth.

Faye blinked, momentarily blinded. She coughed and felt her breathing become increasingly difficult. In two quick steps, Rience stepped between them to protect Faye. The fire in his hands lit up the entire room. He launched his furious attack at the sorceress who shielded herself in time. Lydia flashed a twisted smile. Outside the building two City Watch patrols who had been tipped off had found the bodies of the thugs accompanying Lydia.

Enjoy her - she said pointing to Faye with a nod of her head. Lydia opened a portal to escape. – As long as she can stay alive.

Rience saw that the sorceress vanished through the portal and that the Guards were about to arrive. They would bring chains of dimerite and he would be lost. They would both be lost. He looked at Faye with concern. The young woman had paled and the color of her lips had gone from very pale pink to bluish. He still felt the enormous torrent of Chaos running through her body.

First lesson, my little apprentice - He said trying to keep his calm while he took her in his arms - Wizards never have to pay to travel.

The portal opened and Rience walked through it with her clenched with her arms around his neck and her face buried in his chest. She was terrified. On the other side, he verified that they were inside her tower. He walked up the stairs to the first floor where he remembered the master bedroom was. Along the way he noticed how her body lost muscle tone and when he laid her on the bed she was already completely unconscious. He did his best to bring her to her senses. He touched her face and cheeks. His fingers picked up the remains of the powder Lydia had poisoned her with. He brought it up to his nose to smell it. He did not recognize the substance. He cursed out loud and the only thing he could think of was to bring her water to rinse her face and try to wash away the remains. He went to the kitchen where he found what he needed and went upstairs as fast as he could. As soon as he wiped the damp cloth across her face and forehead, she opened her eyes. Her breathing was very labored, but she was staying alive.

Keep breathing, my dear – he whispered as he moistened the cloth in the bowl of water and passed it over her lips. She coughed spitting out the remains that she still had stuck in her throat. He helped her up, to prevent her from choking.

She tried to speak, barely a whisper. Amazingly, she had identified the type of substance Lydia had attacked her with. It was the spores of a fungus that grew in the woods to the west. Rience was impressed. With that amount and the size of Faye's body, the girl should have suffocated to death within minutes of inhaling it. The danger of that fungus was the speed at which it acted. She told him everything that he should bring from the little herbalist in her kitchen to make an infusion that would open the airways. When he returned to the bedroom with the steaming bowl, Rience saw that her cheeks had already turned red and her lips were back to their lovely rosy color. Lullaby was also there with her. The raven had perched on her lap and she was absently stroking the feathers on her neck. “Lucky bird”, Rience thought as he approached her. Lullaby fluttered to the headboard of the bed and stood there watching. Rience brought the bowl to her and she took it in her hands. The bird had approached and was staring at him.

She likes you - Faye said with an enigmatic smile.

Do you think? Did she tell you that? – He asked sarcastically as he used his power to light the fireplace and dragged a chair to sit right next to her – Because the way she looks at me I think she'd rather drink my eye fluids.

She likes you - she repeated as she took another sip from her bowl.

"And do you like me?" Rience thought as he watched her.

Why was Lydia there? - Rience asked suddenly. - Didn't you recognize her as a sorceress?

She simply came asking me for help. – she answered. – It was late and she said it was an emergency for a friend of hers who was in trouble. A female theme. It is not the first time that I have treated people with powers, sorceresses, druids, even last year a wounded witcher arrived asking for help. It's my job. I help those who ask me.

I understand that - said Rience approaching her. He brushed her hair back a little from her face and examined her - Did she touch you? Did she hurt you? – he ran his fingers behind her ears and down her nape and down her neck.

No… I don't remember her doing anything like that – she answered nervously – Why?

Hmm… She has a little thimble with a needle on the end. – Rience said as he continued examining her arms and her wrists – If she got a drop of your blood she would be able to track you down. Or in that case her Master could do it. She is not as good a sorceress as she thinks.

He made sure Faye didn't have a scratch by running inch by inch of the skin on her arms with his long, slender fingers. When it was done he rested her hands on her lap, much to his chagrin. He leaned back in his chair sighing as he watched her.

Don't look at me like that - she said with a smile.

As well as? he asked with a hoarse voice.

Like this - she said blushing as he reached out her hand to remove a strand of hair from her forehead.

Like this? – He continued while he brushed her neck with the tips of his fingers.

Then, unexpectedly, she leaned forward and quickly kissed his parted lips. This took Rience by surprise, and he immediately handed it back. Starting with an endless exchange of increasingly sweet and intense kisses. He moved from the chair to sit on the bed. She slid her hands under his coat, up his chest and tossing his coat back to remove it. Their breaths had quickened and they felt the warm breaths mix on her mouth.

Lullaby began to flutter around the room cawing madly. “What a moment for the bird to have a fit of jealousy”, Rience thought as he caressed with the tip of his tongue over her lower lip. He never thought to stop kissing her mouth that tasted of mint, spearmint, sage and liquorice from the infusion. She had wrapped her arms around his neck and was stroking it gently. She had no idea how crazy she drove him. Lullaby kept making a ruckus and had gone on to peck at their heads. This was unbearable, and Rience had to leave Faye's lips momentarily to push the bird away.

When Rience opened the door´s room for Lullaby to come out, he found unexpectedly that there were people in the tower. "People". Was he sure they were people? Him going up the stairs, approaching with slow steps, but without stopping at any time. Figures in tattered and threadbare clothing walked silently down the halls, into rooms.

Faye! – he called her. - Stay here!

He once again that day prepared to attack. But what he didn't expect was a figure waiting for him at the door that gave him a formidable push that knocked him to the ground. He was tall, dressed like a Knight, in old, musty, out-of-fashion clothes. From the ground, Rience launched a ball of fire at him that hit his body, but apparently did nothing. The mage reached for his steel blade hanging from his belt. Luckily he was more agile than his opponent and managed to stab the blade between his ribs. To Rience's astonishment, the knight carried on as if nothing had happened. He watched in terror as the room began to fill with strange figures and looked for Faye who was huddled in a corner. It seemed that none of those creatures approached her, however, he felt that all of them began to chase him. He started throwing fireball attacks that hit them, but they barely did any damage. He got close enough to several to see that his face was emaciated and many others were practically disfigured or only bone remained. Lullaby pecked at those who came near him, somehow helping him to get rid of the harassment of him more quickly. But the fight was exhausting. No matter how hard he fought, he couldn't take any of them down and they kept going for him like in the beginning. He soon found himself at the limit of his strength, sword in hand and without the energy to summon even a measly flame on his finger. He fell into a defensive stance when he saw the knight charge at him again. It was terrifyingly strong and had thrown him against the wall. Rience felt a sharp pain in his back and felt how he grabbed him, squeezing his neck with one hand. The mage struggled to free himself from him, but the grip was too strong. He tried to call Faye. For some reason he knew that all this had to do with her. He kicked hard, unsuccessfully.

Father!! – the girl finally shouted - Leave him alone!!!

"Father!?" Rience thought in astonishment. "What is all this?"

Ask him to stop, Faye,” Rience said as she still struggled to get free. “Order him! Make them obey you!

Faye hesitated. She didn't know how to do it. She had never done it. She wasn't able to control her magic.

DO IT!! – Rience began to tremble and his strength to fail him.

Faye closed her eyes for a moment, but then opened them and yelled with conviction, GO AWAY!

It was as if a force ran through the entire tower shaking it from its foundations. Suddenly, the knight released Rience who fell to the ground gasping for breath. Little by little, everyone left.

Rience scrambled up from the floor and walked over to Faye who was standing in shock in the middle of the room. Tears were rolling down her cheeks.

When I was just a girl my power was unleashed without being able to control it and I killed my whole family - she explained sighing - I've never wanted to use it since then. I don't want anything to do with this kind of magic. What kind of person will I become if my gift is death? I don't want to become such a terrible person.

My little necromancer - Rience whispered as she took her face in his hands and kissed her. With his thumbs he swept the tears from her face. – That is your power… and it is an enormous power. You realize? Every night you build an entire cemetery so they can come home with you because you miss them and you can't help it. They only protect you. It's the lack of control that makes you dangerous, not your power.

"An entire graveyard, the tombs that are at the back of the garden" thought Rience, "such a feat hasn't been seen since..." He didn't remember. It was a sorcerer who studied in Ban Ard who succeeded. But he hardly even remembered. It was a long time ago. In ancient times when Sources were still common... he stood very still staring at Faye in amazement and understood.

Faye, - he said in a deep voice, looking her straight in the eyes, - Does anyone else know you're a Source?

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thesolotomyhan · 4 years ago

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narcos méxico: jealousy hc

my first request, kinda nervous but i hope i delivered anon 💕

Warnings: NSFW!

Tags: @fandomnerd16 , @visintaes , @sheeshgivemeabreak

ok wow is this bitch long, i didnt realize that, i got carried away lmao,,, just a friendly heads up :))) and also, I went with them being your ex in both scenarios!

Miguel:

miguel angel would be the obsessive ex, holy shit, he would have eyes everywhere on you,,,

he would get to know your schedule at a day to day basis-

like he would have azul out here keeping him updated about your whereabouts, like what you’ve been doing, who you’ve been seen talking to, weekly, like clockwork,,

but i can lowkey see azul not telling miguel a single fucking hint that you may have been seen talking to some guy-

like azul just wants to have miguel focus on the business in front of them not worrying about you because miguel was the one to drive you out of the relationship,, its his own fault for letting you go, now its on him to gain you back on his own,

wow ok, so i can see this happening when miguel throws a fancy gathering with all those governments and high powered people,, where he would invite you to come celebrate his success in who knows what,,, but he just needs to make sure you come,, he wants to try and rekindle what you had, porque te extraña-

he’ll be nervous like that time before his birthday party in s2 where he was pacing back and forth, anxious to know if pacho was going to show up, yeah that would be him right now,,, asking azul every minute if he for sure knows if youre going to show up otherwise why even throw the party if youre not coming-

i cant- miguel probably wouldnt even go down where the party is,

he’s holing himself up somewhere until azul comes and tells him that you finally showed up-

this man would be so desperate to see you that he doesnt even let azul finish his sentence before he’s already bolting down to look for you,

and as soon as he sees you walking in he would act like all cool all of a sudden, shaking hands with people along the way, smile shining brighter than ever, but damn does that smile not last long once he glances back to you where he sees that you brought a date-

Im dying just imagining the dark look he would have when he sees your date lean in to kiss your cheek, leading you to sit down-

just the way he’ll watch you like a hawk throughout the night, clenching his jaw with the biggest scowl on his face

gripping his drink so hard it looks like he’ll break it any second as he curses under his breath, when he sees your date kiss your hand from across the table-

THE CHALLENGING GAZE HE’LL GIVE YOU WHEN YOU MAKE EYECONTACT HAS ME WEAK-

shaking his head as he starts to get up when you look away,,, like he’s officially done sitting around all night because your his mujer y de nadie mas

just the way he’ll walk up to your table so confidently, acting like this dude doesnt even exist and ask for you to accompany him for an issue he needs your input with,

not sparing one glance to your date before he has his hand wrapped around your arm, dragging you to this empty hallway-

i- the way he’ll trap you against the wall when you protest against his hold as he grabs your jaw tightly so he can look at you directly, both of your faces nearly touching-

“basta, ya,, que traes con ese cabron eh, mija?”

and you’re not about to take his shit just because he got jealous the very second he saw you with someone else after he was the one to push you away-

“Que chingados te importa miguel, tu fuiste el que ya no quiso nada conmigo”

“es que no entiendes, verdad?, me arde verte con otro cabron”-

i-the way he cant help but cut you off when he sees you open your mouth again, ready to shoot another comment at him, just to roughly kiss you, shutting you up,,-

its one of those kisses that have you both almost suffocating each other,, all the built up anger mixing in with both of your love for one another that your both too stubborn to admit,,

fuck, ok the way you dont feel his hand sneak in between your thighs until he unexpectedly already has one of his fingers inside of you-

your muffled whine swallowed by his desperate kisses to keep you quiet as you grip his arm to keep you somewhat stable on your legs-

“Ese pendejo no te puede hacer sentir bien como yo puedo mija.”

just, the way your hips involuntarily begin to move against his hand, biting your lip so hard your almost drawing blood from them as he forces you to keep looking at him, pumping his fingers into you repeatedly, adding his thumb to play with your stimulated clit-

“Imagínate, si ese cabron te ve así, de como nunca serás de el”

wow,ok, he wont stop until he has your knees buckling, pulling him into you to silence your moans when he makes you cum, i-

him kissing your forehead, telling you he’s taking you home to remind you who you belong to as he leads your wobbling form out, MAKING SURE TO GIVE YOUR DATE A SMUG ASS SMILE WHEN HE LEAVES WITH YOU- lmao i cant

god, him making you look into the mirror as he fucks you as he roams his hands all over your body, telling you that you’ll always belong to him, as your hands grip his hair- ok

celoso miguel would have you on the verge of tears as he pounds you into the bed-

just making you into a blubbering mess, not giving you a single chance to breathe before he’s already thrusting deeply into you again,,

reminding you again and again that no one other than him can have you like this-

making you scream who you belong to all fucking night until he knows you’ll be sore everywhere in the morning- i, wow

Amado:

alright, so i can see amado being the ex that would act like you were just a fun pastime for him when in reality he’s depressed porque te perdio-

I’m imagining this happening very shortly after you two are broken up, because ustedes todavía son pajaritos enamorados

Amado’s stupid ass probably just said something like “your safety is the most important thing to me, that’s why I’m breaking up with you, to keep you safe” type of beat-

but i just know he would be the mf to be like, i need to forget about the love of my life by fucking with other viejas, just trying his best to forget everything about you,,

but you would probably catch wind of this some way,,, and that he’s out here being a mujeriego and acting like nothing ever happened between you two was real so your just like ‘alright, if that’s how its going to be, two can play at this game’-

im H o l l e r in g, i can imagine this scenario where he would take some vieja to a club, maybe a club he used to go with you all the time-the audacity-

he would be out here smiling, buying drinks left and right, all laid back, like a cocky mf,,, hiding his insecurities because he’s egoistic like that, trying but failing to “enjoy” his date because its just not you

thats when just out of curiosity, he would look around the club, entertaining himself,, scanning everyone there and would automatically fucking spot you within seconds,,, except youre not alone :)) your dancing with some guy,-

and that one simple thing, that youre dancing with someone else, someone that’s not him, touching you like that, has him pissed,

like all of a sudden his only focus would be all on you,, as he’s clenching his jaw and bouncing his leg impatiently,, watching you and your date dance,, as he curses under his breath at the scene unfolding before him-

can you imagine tho, if you both lock eyes- con una mirada he’s telling you “are you fucking serious?”

wow, the way he’ll bring his clenched fist to his lips, wanting nothing more than to knock the shit out of the bum of your date, as he stares daggers into him,,-

he would wait until he can corner you alone tho, not wanting to start any drama-

he would get up so fucking quick when he sees you start to walk over to the bar, esta desesperado el cabron,, not wasting time to grab your arm and drag you somewhere, away from everyones eyes-

youre already angrily trying to pull away from his hold before he grasps both of your arms and holds them in between your bodies, stopping you from pulling away as he pulls your body into his,,

both of your fiery gazes looking into each other-

“Me quieres decir quién es ese hijo de la chingada para ir a matarlo ahorita?”

WOw, the way you test him with a simple look, not answering his question because you know exactly what buttons to push to get him even more irritated than he already is-

THE SEXUAL TENSION-

just, the way the both of you hold your stares, challenging the other to move first, with the only noise being the loud thumping of the music in the background-

he’ll pull your body even more closer to his, your lips almost, almost touching-

“no seas asi, mi reina, por favor, déjame enseñarte lo que él no puede darte” im not ok omg

he literally feels his heart soar when he sees you slowly nod your head-

ugh, just,, the bottled up emotions would pour out as soon as he gets you home-

it has you both tearing each others clothes off, with those messy kisses where neither of you want to pull back from, as he carries you and drops you on the bed,,

wow, the way he would groan, when he sees you naked on his bed,throbbing for you because he finally has you where you belong,,

god, is this man going to have you manhandle you all night until your begging him to stop-

just, pushing your body down and holding you there when your trying to squirm away from him, orgasm after orgasm,,,

chuckling down at you, telling you your going to take it-

like , its going to be the type of sex that has you almost ripping the whole fucking bedframe off from the overstimulation he’s giving you,

wont stop making you say that your his, forcing you to never look away from him, when he tells you i love you, over and over again-

or the way he’ll pull your head back onto the pillow when you try to bite down on his shoulder when he hits that one spot inside of you repeatedly, just, scolding you that he doesnt want you to hold back on your moans-

the CHOKING KINK, you already know it was coming,, it makes him rock hard when he wraps his hand around your throat while he’s making you scream his name,,,

the bruising grip he’ll have on your hip as he feels your nails leave streaks of red on his back as he’s buried so deep into you-

“Dime, que ese hijo de su rechingada madre nunca compara conmigo, mi amor”

rubbing your pulsating clit just to see the way you roll your eyes back, and dig your nails into his bicep- whispering the most dirtiest things into your ear-

fuck, ok but the way you both look down where you connect, moaning into each other as you watch as his cock disappear inside of you- im not sorry

just- turning you into a shaking and whimpering mess until all you can say and remember is his name by the time he’s done with you-

#narcos mexico imagine #narcos mexico imagines #miguel angel felix gallardo x reader #miguel angel felix gallardo #amado carrillo fuentes x reader #amado carrillo fuentes #narcos mexico #narcos: mexico

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magnusgoetia · 3 years ago

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Transcript of a Sinner’s Conversation: A Meeting with Caecus

--Begin (In Medias Res)--

Sinner: You kiddin'? Dyin' was the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Caecus: There’s nothing you left behind? No family to miss?

Sinner: My family? Fuck 'em, I'd ‘ave hired 'elp to kill 'em already if it meant they'd be dead-dead, and I wouldn't have to spend time wiv 'em down 'ere. It wouldn't be right for me to force this on my friends either, but they'll be 'ere in due time anyway. I can wait.

Caecus: So, you’re expecting your friends to join you here as well. The wait must be awfully lonely.

Sinner: Ah, not really. I’ve made friends while I’m ‘ere. The shit I can do ‘ere is like, fucking magic and with it I can make up for what I lack in a lot of different ways. Just wish I could remember how I ‘ad died.

Caecus: Maybe it’s better not to remember… Not all of us intended to be here, after all.

Sinner: No. No, perhaps it’s best not to remember. I quickly found out that it's not just evil folks that end up here, lots of good folks, plenty of weird ones too. I'm sensing you’re of the “gooder” ones, you radiate...well, it’s 'ard to describe, but I don't sense any hostility from you at the very least, even though you were born ‘ere.

Caecus: How amiable of you. But remember, a birth is just a new beginning of sorts. You couldn’t have been alone since you were… delivered to us.

Sinner: Ah, you’re a poetic type aren’t ya? Anyway, I’ve not made many friends but I do ‘ave a particular fondness for this one clown...me an' 'im seem to 'ave this weird connection wiv each other. Actually, he's more of a jester type, though rather embarrassingly his name escapes me...

Caecus: Are you, by chance, referring to an imp named Blocko?

Sinner: Yeah, don’t surprise me you know ‘im. He seems like the type to ‘ave a particular reputation.

Caecus: That he does, and yet a divine will connects us. I’m being led to believe your intriguing appearance has an even more… intriguing history.

Sinner: Riiiight...Well, you know what they say about skeletons and closets. Though I suppose I ‘ave nothing to hide ‘ere...Well, to put it simply, I was a broken kid. I never got help, and I did... unspeakable things to anyone who ‘ad wronged me—or simply didn't like.

Caecus: Even the purest of souls can be corrupted by another’s sins.

Sinner: Yeah...Well, it's not like I'll stop doin’ what I did while I was alive, with all that murder and hedonism. Though death has a way of humbling some people...In any case, the murders mostly stopped as I grew older. I seemed to have preferred to just traumatise people instead, ruin lives of the people I saw as bad or evil.

Caecus: Then you found a different punishment for those you had judged.

Sinner: I suppose so. A lot of it involved me spying on groups of people. I'd worm my way into the seedy societies that thought they were safe in their little circles and collect dirt on them. Really sick shit too by the way but don’t worry, the hypocrisy wasn’t lost on me either.

Caecus: Oh? You judged yourself a hypocrite yet continued along a path of self-appointed righteousness... Why?

Sinner: I don’t know, maybe a sense of catharsis? A lot of these were people who I wouldn’t have to feel guilty about killing or whatever. Sometimes it was more personal too, there were—still are people I am attached to up there that got hurt, and I took my revenge on them in their place.

Caecus: Ahh, how noble. Fighting for your friends.

Sinner: Yeah, there was this one particular bastard. Actually, there were a few…but…eh, nevermind…this one particular guy who was essentially lying to one of these “friends” and caused them a psychotic breakdown. I didn’t take action right away, but I did end up killing ‘im. Didn’t even bother hiding the fact it was a murder.

Caecus: What made you wait?

Sinner: Money, mostly. It makes the world up there spin, and you need a lot of it to get anything done, right? Well, I ‘ad to wait until I ‘ad enough money to fly to the states on top of all that shit involved in immigratin’. When I settled in, that’s when I made my move on a buncha grudges. This guy was just the first. Moving to the states made my life a lot easier in some ways. Was a lot easier to sleep when I took care of the grudges too.

Caecus: Oh, wow. You must have had remarkable resolve to keep a “grudge” that long… Tell me, did all of them truly deserve it?

Sinner: No, most didn’t, but I am…was, an angry person. I found I was very much capable of venting my anger, to put it mildly, and I was much too young when I had...shall we say...discovered it.

Caecus: Young minds are impressionable.

Sinner: Right, and the fact that I was generally good at getting away with it made me feel just that little bit better about it.

Caecus: So, you exploited that validation to continue justifying your actions. Most sinners in your position never reach awareness...

Sinner: Yeah? I’ll take that as a compliment, but I was totally emotionally disconnected when committing my crimes. Afterwards I pretty much always dealt with conflict. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch. Though I had largely stopped my ways. I’m ‘aving way too much fun down ‘ere, and even though I won’t drag ‘em down here with me, I’d love to have my friends join me eventually.

Caecus: Would they be pleased being here, embrace this existence like you have?

Sinner: I dunno, some of them have a hard enough time as it is with one existence, I doubt they’ll be too happy to find out there’s another waitin’ for ‘em. The others I’d imagine would be quite surprised all the same, being atheists and such, but I reckon they’d come to like it.

Caecus: An existence you cannot escape is itself a prison. Albeit, choosing to enjoy it in spite of that perspective is a marvelous thing. If you could imagine them in your presence, what would you do?

Sinner: Again, I dunno. It’s hard to tell when they’re not here yet but I am somewhat interested in what’ll end up happening should they get here. I dunno if I’ll be able to tell if it’s them even.

Caecus: And how do you dare to enjoy existence now?

Sinner: Well, I’ve been doing everything I’ve ever wanted to do but could never do in life amongst other things. It’s kinda embarrassing, but I played a bunch of video games, so I miss those quite a bit. I’ve found plenty of ways to fill that void though. Some of your movies are pretty sick down ‘ere, and importing goods from the other rings to ‘ere means I don’t miss out…mostly, on their fun too. I just wish I could explore the other rings; I don’t get why us sinners can’t.

Caecus: Decretum is often difficult to understand. However, it would seem a blessing that you’ve been placed with the multifarious company of the pride ring.

Sinner: True enough, whatever that means. There’s a lot of strip clubs, greedy businesses and shit, stuff you think you’d only find in the other rings. Though I think I probably would’ve ended up in wrath if we landed in the rings based on our sins.

Caecus: Most catechisms view wrath as an excessive anger. You strike me as having more control than the average sinner.

Sinner: A lot of people on the surface woulda said the same too, I was and I suppose still am really good at keeping it in check, well, good enough to not make it obvious anyway. Though it’s been a lot tougher down here.

Caecus: This is a realm of collective temptation, after all.

Sinner: My only judge here is myself and perhaps my peers if I let them. I still kill down here, but it’s been in self-defence. I don’t think I’ve killed anyone out of anger yet but let’s just say I’d feel sorry for the poor sod who happened to piss me off on a bad day.

Caecus: You’ve always been your own judge. I suspect the lack of good comparisons for your behavior here has coaxed you further.

Sinner: Actually, I could tell you about the first person I “killed” down here. It was soon after I woke up. I suppose this guy thought it’d be easy—fresh sinner, just in time to be another tally mark on some statistic.

Caecus: A second death, the lake of fire…

Sinner: Uh...yeah, I reacted on instinct and it musta been a sort of “kiss of death” type shit. I only touched the dude with my hand, and he just kinda…shrivelled up and died. You know…like when a cartoon character eats a lemo—ah sorry, you can’t watch TV.

Caecus: Ah, yes… a shrivelling death is nevertheless descriptive.

Sinner: Anyway, I have a bunch of other powers too but that one I’m most afraid of you know? I can drop the ambient temperature of an area so shit gets cold, have some form of telekinesis and a buncha other stuff, like I have some kinda control over this weird glowy energy, it’s how I have my eyes, which are purely for show, I don’t need them since I can see perfectly fine without ‘em...not that you’d know I even have ‘em.

Caecus: I’m aware you observe our world, in a traditional sense. My observations are just a bit more… unorthodox. And I feel as if your fear is not from a lack of understanding.

Sinner: Well I seem to have it under control, but I’m afraid in a moment of weakness I might react without thinking, you know? I’ve not had it happen yet, but it would be so easy when flippin’ out that I just give ‘em the ol’ touch of death.

Caecus: Even a king’s heart is just a stream of water to the hand of… fate.

Sinner: Gonna be honest, I haven’t the foggiest of what you just said. Though if I’m being honest myself, I couldn’t care less if it was someone I didn’t know anyway. Only really care about my friends and such. You seem pretty neat yourself.

Caecus: The impression is mutual. It’s not often that I’m seen as anything other than senseless and intimidating. I don’t find it unwarranted, granted; my appearance is as disconcerting as my psyche.

Sinner: How do you even know what you look like? It’s not like you can just look into a mirror.

Caecus: I was presented with a vision soon before I arrived, my last blessing I suppose… Regardless, my rebirth is a tale for another time. I’ve relished in your company long enough, and I must answer my calling. I’m sure our paths will converge again.

Sinner: Hey, I hope so too...uh....

Caecus: Please, call me Caecus.

Sinner: Well, it’s only polite to give you my name too. I go by many names here, but I am quite fond of “Mr. Death” as silly as it sounds.

Caecus: Silly, yes, but very becoming of you. A pleasure, Mr. Death.

Mr. Death:Well, don’t let me keep you. I’d like to see you again sometime, Caecus. I’ll take my leave.

Caecus: All in due time.

--End--

#hazbin hotel oc #helluva boss #helluva boss oc #hazbin hotel #transcript #Mr. Death #caecus #blocko #story

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Garlic Shampoo and Pickled Conditioner!

Summary: Remus has made a new shampoo for Roman! How sweet! But wait, how can a simple pickle-flavoured shampoo ignite a brotherly tickle fight? Find out by reading on! (tw: Amb*r H*ard mention.)

@fluffymary Here’s your prompt filled! It may be a bit different from the pictures, but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless! :)

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~Flashback~

Remus whined. "But Roman, I don't want to bathe! I like being a dirty boy!"

Roman looked at the miserable boy in the tub, getting the bubble bath ready. "You've stunk up the whole house for a week straight!"

"Gay," Remus corrected. But he just smirked at his actions.

Roman got the Compliments Shampoo ready. He massaged it into Remus' scalp.

"Hey! Ehehehehhee! Stahhahp that!!" he squeaked.

"What's the matter? Ticklish scalp?"

Remus whined.

"It'll only take a minute, trust me!"

After a minute of annoyed whining and splashing, Remus got to wash the shampoo off. Then Roman reached for the Herbal Essences conditioner.

He massaged it through Remus' hair. Remus giggled, and relaxed. Honestly he found the smell a little too soothing. If only it was a garlic flavoured conditioner... He smiled at the thought, thinking of how to modify the recipe to his liking.

Meanwhile Roman had finished.

"Now you may wash it off."

Remus did so, the thought of garlic shampoo and conditioner prevailing.

...

~Flash Forward, the next day~

"Heeey, Roman, I made a surprise for you~!" Remus said. He presented a bottle of garlic shampoo to him that Logan had helped him develop. He'd also made a Poopy-scented one, nicknamed Ember Turd, but kept it for himself. It would just upset Roman, being reminded of someone who hurt one of his favourite actors, Johnny Depp. (Remus would usually pop up anyways and offer the shampoo to him, if not for the weeks-long depression Roman had been in over it.) He'd been working on controlling his outbursts, and now found he was a little more in control of them.

"There's a conditioner too," Remus said, summoning it and showing him. "I couldn't help make it pickle flavoured!"

Roman smiled. "Wow, that's really... um... kind and thoughtful of you, Remus!"

Remus grinned. "Anything for my big bro!"

Roman scooped him up in his arms. "Did someone say it was... tickle flavoured??"

Remus shook his head with a squeak. "Nonono!!"

Bringing him over to the living room floor, Roman laid his brother down and raspberried his belly.

"NAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!" he screeched.

Remus tried to push him away, but found he couldn't. So he called in some backup.

Tentacles came from his side of the imagination and coiled around Roman, holding his arms up and his ankles back. Remus wiggled his fingers in his armpits.

"NAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!! CHEATER!! HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE! THIS IS CHEATING!!! HAHAAHAHAAHAA!"

Grinning, Remus had more tentacles come over and wiggle in Roman's knee pits.

"No, no, Roman... This is cheating!"

Roman howled as his brother attacked both his armpits and knee pits at the same time.

"HAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAA! STAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAP!! NOHOHOT THEHEHEHRE!!"

"Not here? Then how about... here?!" Remus said, targeting the sides of his neck and allowing the tentacles to attack his feet.

"NAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHA!! PLEHEHEHEHEEHEASE!!"

"Please more tickles? Okay!" Remus summoned more tentacles to attack his midriff. A small one wiggled in his belly button while others tickled all around his belly and sides. Roman shrieked.

"HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAAHAA! PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!! NOHOHOHOHOOHO MORE!! YOHOHOOHOOU WIN!"

Remus stopped, snapping his fingers and making the tentacles disappear.

"That's what I like to hear, bro-bro!!"

Remus smiled wide, still offering the conditioner to him. "And yes, it's also tickle flavoured, if you're into that!"

Roman pouted. "Thanks..." He grabbed both shampoo and conditioner, taking them to the bathroom.

"Don't forget to wash between your toes!" Remus called after him, making Roman flinch.

"Whatever! I won't!" And with that, he disappeared into the bathroom for a few minutes.

Remus grinned. Play time with Ro-Ro was always fun!

#sanders sides #remus sanders #roman sanders #lee remus #lee roman #ler roman #ler remus #platonic #tickling #tickle fight #My writing

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mothervvoid · 3 months ago

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OOOO AAAAAAHHH THE GANG'S ALL HEREREEEEEE LETS GOOOOOOOO

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notebooknebula · 4 years ago

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Step By Step Guide to $89,000 Deal With Jay Conner

https://www.jayconner.com/step-by-step-guide-to-89000-deal-with-jay-conner/

For today’s episode of Real Estate Investing with Jay Conner, he will teach his viewers and listeners the step by step process of how to make a profit of $89,000 that he actually earned on his recent deal.

For this specific deal, the house is located at 108 Fern Court. It’s a beautiful home over in the resort area. Jay bought this house 3 weeks ago and they are already finishing the rehab next week.

First the numbers: he bought this house for $266,000, with a rehab cost of $20,000.

The After Repair Value (ARV) is $375,000.

Let us pretend that Jay did not buy this house yet. Here is the possible Maximum Allowable Offer (MAO) for this house, $300,000.00 minus repairs of $20,000 that will be a total of $280,000 for MAO.

But sometimes there are also some unexpected repairs that you did not count on. So to cover this Jay always prepares a buffer of $10,000. By doing this, it will give him the most decent amount that he will pay.

So the amount now that Jay would almost pay is $270,000. But how much did he actually pay?

Yes, $266,000! He actually paid less than $4000 than what his formula for getting the MAO calls for.

But this is not the end yet, If you want to know the full details of this deal, and want to learn how he earned $89,000 on this deal, just watch the video.

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Scott Patton (00:09):

You can start.

Jay Conner (00:10):

Oh, I thought so. You’re not doing that other intro like you used to?

Scott Patton (00:13):

No, you’re getting it, then you’re going to stop and then we’re going to have the video.

Jay Conner (00:21):

So am I just doing the hook?

Scott Patton (00:23):

You’re just doing the hook.

Jay Conner (00:24):

You said it was all together.

Scott Patton (00:26):

It is all together. We’re not, we’re not stopping.

Jay Conner (00:28):

Alright, I’m gonna do the hook and then you’re going to.

Scott Patton (00:34):

We’re live, but we’re talking anyways, so might as well come here.

Jay Conner (00:37):

Who cares.

Scott Patton (00:37):

That’s right. So you’re going to do your amazing hook and then there’s going to be this beautiful boom picture video come on for like two seconds or three seconds or five seconds. And then you’re going to start.

Jay Conner (00:50):

Okay. That’s the video you’re going to play, you somewhat play the video. I don’t know what you’re talking about. You talking about the one that was normally first.

Jay Conner (00:59):

Wow. Okay. I’m ready. Maybe we got some folks watching our craziness here on the left.

Scott Patton (01:07):

Three people.

Jay Conner (01:07):

Hey, everybody it’s like, I’m getting my act together here. I’m trying to get over COVID okay. All right here we go.

Scott Patton (01:15):

I have no excuse.

Jay Conner (01:19):

So, Tell me when to go, Scott.

Scott Patton (01:20):

Alright, here we go. Five, four, three.

Jay Conner (01:27):

If you’re interested in learning, step-by-step how I made $89,000 profit on my most recent real estate deal. Stay tuned.

Jay Conner (01:46):

Well, all right folks, I have got a present for you. That’s right. Just for tuning in ere you may be watching on the live stream, or you may be watching us on YouTube, or you may be listening to us on iTunes, Google play, whatever. Doesn’t matter how you’re tuning in I’m Jay Conner the Private Money Authority, and I’ve got a gift for you. And that is as, if you are interested in getting funding for your deals without relying on banks, without relying on any kind of institutional money, then I have got a free two week trial for you to come check me out at the Private Money Academy membership. And at the Academy membership, we go live twice a month on Zoom coaching calls. And we’ve got right now almost 200 Private Money Academy members. And we interview my successful students. Talk about how we find deals, how we got our deals funded and et cetera.

Jay Conner (02:45):

So here’s how you can come join the party. In fact, if you’re watching live, the very next one is tomorrow afternoon, Wednesday at 4:00 PM Eastern time. And here’s how you can get invited get right on over folks to after finished to www.JayConner.com/Trial. If you’re brand new to the show Real Estate Investing with Jay Conner, we talk about all things that relate to real estate investing. We talked about single family deals, commercial deals, self storage land, and all the above and all the below. So listen folks, if you’re brand new and we really appreciate it for you to subscribe, rate and review, like and share if you’re on YouTube, be sure to subscribe and hit that little ring, that little bell button so that when we go live, you don’t miss out on all this Real Estate Investing education.

Jay Conner (03:53):

Again, if you’re new, the reason I’m known as the Private Money Authority is because from 2003 to 2009, when Carol joy and I started investing in single family houses, we’ve rehabbed over 400 of them now, here in Eastern North Carolina, I relied on local banks and mortgage companies to fund our deals for the first six years. And in January, 2009, I got cut off from the banks with no notice along with the rest of the world. So I had to find a better way. And I was introduced to this wonderful world of Private Money, which again, it’s got nothing to do with banks, nothing to do with any kind of institutional money. It’s got nothing to do with hard money. I’m not talking hard money. I’m talking private, private money, which is very, very different. So I’ve got Carol Joy, I’ve got 40 some private lenders right now funding our deals.

Jay Conner (04:46):

And we always come home with a big check. When we buy a house, we never have to take any of our own money to closing. So again, if you want to learn those types of techniques and strategies, when we finish, get and come on over to the free trial again at www.JayConner.com/Trial. What’s on today’s show? We are talking deals to be specific. We’re talking about a specific deal. So when I opened up, I said to stay tuned. If you’re interested in learning how I am making I’m in the process of making $89,000 profit, less carrying cost on this particular house. So first I want to give you the numbers on this deal. So the house is located right here in Pando Shores at 108 Fern court, So let’s go over the numbers first.

Jay Conner (05:41):

So if we’re watching there on the video, Scott, I’m gonna let you put the numbers up in the order that we went over them. So I want you all to be taking notes and writing this down. So I bought this house beautiful home over in the resort area over on the Island. I just purchased it and listen, folks. I just bought this house three weeks ago tomorrow. I’ve had it less than three weeks and we’re going to be finishing the rehab. My crew leader just told me next week. So we bought it for 266,000, the rehab right around $20,000. So this is not a big, huge, you know, I mean, this is all cosmetic. We’re putting down brand new luxury vinyl plank flooring throughout the house. No carpet, no carpet whatsoever, all new luxury vinyl plank there’s beautiful tile in the kitchen that we’re going to keep.

Jay Conner (06:40):

The home is not that old. It was recently just built a few years ago. It’s got really, really high end granite countertops that we don’t have to touch. So we’re doing only flooring throughout. The square footage on this home is right around 1600 square feet or so. We’re doing all new interior paint my lands! they did have some outlandish colors going on in this house. So we’re doing only paint. And of course I don’t pick out the paint, Carol Joy don’t pick out the paint. We got Beth Garner, our interior designer. That’s been with us ever since 2004. She picks out all the colors. The cabinets are really nice, high-end cabinets in this house. But the, it looked like the paint had faded. I mean, the canbinets almost looked like a little dingy yellow. I don’t know what was going on.

Jay Conner (07:36):

So we’re just painting those cabinets, white. And again the, I mean, those are the major items we’re doing all new light fixtures, all new switch plates, new vent covers, we’re painting the garage floor. We paint all of our garage floors and they look brand new. So again, it’s gonna be a quick rehab, bought it for 266. Rehab is right around 20. In fact, it could end up being closer to 15. I don’t think we’re going to hit 20, but Murphy shows up in every house, right? The after repaired value, the ARD, the after repaired value on this house is $375,000. So let’s run these numbers and see what it looks like. So our next numbers, let’s just pretend that I hadn’t bought this house yet. So let’s go over what the maximum allowable offer would be on this house.

Jay Conner (08:31):

So remember you’re using, we only use Mayo maximum level of offer when you are paying all cash for a house. So the maximum allowable offer to figure out what’s the most you would pay for this house. You take the ARD the after repaired value. And when the ARD is over $300,000, we multiply times 80%. Now, when the ARD is under 300,000, we multiply times 70 percent, right? So we take 375,000, that’s the after repaired value. And you know, our definition of after repaired value is this home is going to look brand new. We’re going to have new landscaping upfront, absolutely beautiful. So you take 375,000 multiply that time 80% because the ARD the 375 is higher than 300, that equals $300,000. Now we’re figuring up what would be our maximum offer on this house. Then we take the 300,000 and you subtract the repairs.

Jay Conner (09:32):

So our repairs on the high end are going to be around 20. So we subtract 20 away from the previous number. Now, the maximum allowable offer is $280,000, but we’re not finished. I never offer Mayo. Does Murphy live in every house? Yes, Murphy lives in every house. Sometimes Murphy’s cousins, grandparents show up. And you know what I’m talking about, I’m talking about the unexpected repairs that you didn’t count on. So I was buffering at least an additional $10,000 on any house that I’m buying to make sure I’m covering the unexpected. Then that actually gives me what’s the most I would pay. So the most I would pay would be 270,000. Remember that Mayo maximum level offer was 280,000, less than additional 10 to 70 would be the most I’d pay. And how much did I pay? 266,000. So I actually paid $4,000 less than what my formula calls for.

Jay Conner (10:39):

So I actually have $14,000 built in here in this deal for the unexpected. So there’s the numbers. So now let’s talk, talk about how so that’s right. $89,000 is the profit. And of course, do you have to subtract carrying costs, which are private lender, you know, interest, insurance taxes, I don’t know, number to put in exactly procuring cost. Cause I don’t know exactly how long I’m going to have this house, but my exit strategy is I’m going to put her in the multiple listing service and sell it like that. In this hot market. My lands inventory is so, so scarce, I mean, I just put a house on the market last week, over here in Beaufort, small house, 1,350 square feet. I put it in the market for 239,900 in two hours. We had four showings already scheduled, lined up. And the offer that I got was actually more than the list price.

Jay Conner (11:37):

In fact, I never had an offer like this. They said, I you’ll accepted our offer. When we get the home inspection done anything that costs less than a thousand dollars, we want to ask you to fix it or do anything. Well, they shouldn’t find much of anything cause it was a complete rehab. Back to Fern Court. How did I find deal? Using my Foreclosure System, using my Foreclosure System? What in the world is that? my Foreclosure System is a system that Carol Joy and I started putting together back in 2004 where we track every foreclosure open file in our target market, here in Eastern North Carolina. Well, this we were tracking, this is one of the open files. And so the people there was another bid. So the bank had an opening bid, then somebody else bid and they won the bid. Well, here in North Carolina, we have this thing called the 10 day upset period.

Jay Conner (12:36):

And so that means anybody within 10 calendar days can come in, upset the bid by at least 5%. And that just goes on to infinity until everybody stops bidding. So I upset their bid and I’m sure it made them upset, right? So anyway, I upset their bid and they did not come back and upset my bid. So we were the winning bidder on this house. So again, using my Foreclosure System, we were able to track all that and not miss out on any opportunities. Now, how did I fund this deal? Private money. You see you may be familiar with buying a house subject to the existing note. Couldn’t buy this house subject to the existing note because it was vacant. It’s already gone through the foreclosure process. And the only way that you can buy the foreclosures like this is you’ve got to have all the cash lined up, ready to buy.

Jay Conner (13:33):

So if I didn’t have private money sitting on the shelf ready to go from one of my private lenders, I would have missed out on this deal. So I had to close within 10 days. And of course that’s more than plenty of time when you’re working in this world of private money to get your deal funded. So lessons learned had to have private money ready to go. I used my tracking system, the Foreclosure System, not to miss out on this deal. And then when it comes to the rehab, if you’re going to be doing any rehabbing, you’ve got to have a relationship with fantastic general contractor or general contractors. Now in mine Carol Joy’s world, we work with general contractors and we have our own crews as well that have been working with us. This particular house is being rehabbed by one of our crews.

Jay Conner (14:29):

But if you’re just starting out, don’t get your own crew. You want to do business with a general contractor. That’s proven to have an excellent reputation. So there you have it folks, 108 Fern Court, $89,000, profit, less the carrying costs. And I see we’ve had a question come in here from, hello, Jesse. So glad to have you here on the show. Jesse says, have you ever used Fund and Grow zero interest business credit cards and Jesse, Yes. A long time ago. In fact, I know the founder of that company, Mike Banks, he and I are in a Mastermind group together. And they really are a good company. They’re a good company to work with. One downside is, is there is going to be a limit to the amount of money Jessie that you can get. Here in this world of Private Money, there is no limit to the number of lenders you can do business with.

Jay Conner (15:28):

There’s no limit to the amount of money that you can borrow. So, excellent question, Jesse. Thank you for chiming in there. There you have it folks. 108 Fern Court, $89,000, profit, less carrying costs. And again, I’d love for you all to come join me a couple of times a month in the Private Money Academy membership. And you can get right on right where they are right now. Since we’re wrapping up this show right now to www.JayConner.com/Trial. You all have a good one. I’m Jay Conner, the Private Money Authority wishing you all the best and here’s to taking your Real Estate Investing business to the next level. I’ll see you on the next Zoom coaching call for Private Money Academy membership attendees. See you there on the inside.

#Jay Conner #Private Money Lender #Real Estate Business #Real Estate #Real Estate Investing #Real Estate Investor #Real Estate Profit #The Money Private Authority

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Imagine a thicc, black/african american student was watching backyardigans, dora the explorer w/ eri and started going off so hardcore/exposing them infront of class 1a(watch the videos & you'll get the idea) and maybe a bit of action jaxon "you have been disclaimed video" where she goes off on some bullies the next day for pissing her off infront of the entire school/ lunchroom(teachers be tryin to calm her down before she really hurt someone's feelings)��😂😂😂😂LMFAO. Love you boo💋💖💖💖

Broooooo I c a n t I had to binge watch all of Berlezys videos I forgot how funny he was and pls watch him play dangonrompa(I think that’s how you spell it) he is a tru master of comedy

Eri:

- yoooooooo

- Okay so eri was with Deku who was watching kids stuff In The common rooms

- She’s met you before so she asks you to watch Dora with her

- You obviously say yes BC common who could say no

- Bro

- She’s laughing and everyone has their jaw on the floor

- Why are you Roasting Dora???

- (Let’s pretend they watch American cartoons for a sec lmao)

- “BRO WHY DOES SHE NOT HAVE ANY SCHOOL SUPPLIES ON THAT BAG?? You’re SIX”

- She’s laughing BC she thinks it’s funny BC??? She thinks you roasting pros cool

- Will try to roast too

- “She has,,,, weird hair!!”

- Good try sis

- They’re all confused BC

- Dam your rally going in Bakugou is laughing hard as hell

- Gives you a high five

- Deku is just silent

- He’s trying not to laugh BC dam you right Dora do got a football head

- Then the next day happens

- They should have seen it coming really

- As a new transfer student you hadn’t met monoma yet

- He tries to roast you

- “Wow a new student? You sure you’re even good enough to be here?”

- You roll your eyes then he probably says some racially insensitive stuff

- You snap

- “ listen here you Justin Bieber knock off.”

- The whole cafeteria is staring at you because holy shit

- “ you better go sit your ass back down. There’s a reason you aren’t in class 1a”

- “Let me tell you something here little boy the streets weren’t made for everybody that’s why they made sidewalks so dirt like you could grow”.

- Bruh the bakusquad is yelling

- “YOOOOO DID YOU SEE THAT??”

- “GET HIS ASS SIS.”

- ” you better back your ass the fuck up before I really have to hurt you.”

- Now he’s trying to save face Because the entire cafeteria is watching and even some of the teachers have started to walk in and he can’t go down like that

- “W-well you’re just a loser who got in by luck!”

- You calmly set your things down at the table and you walk over ready to throw hands

- Aizawa steps in with the quickness lmao

- “This isn’t necessary relax.”

- “ don’t make me have to hurt your feelings you bobble head looking bitch.”

- Bro even his class is laughing

- You gon Make him cry

- Aizawa is holding you back but you keep going

- “LEMME TELL YIU ABIUT YOURSELF HOE.”

- “ OK busted condom Junior.”

- Bro chill lmao he’s starting to cry

- You throw your shoe at him and hit him square in the face before you were escorted out of the cafeteria

- The big three are speechless

- Your class is loosing it

- He kind of just sits down quietly going back to eat his lunch

- The whole cafeteria is just collectively laughing at him

- Whenever you’re around he will literally leave when he avoids me like the plague

- “HA! If it isn’t the class- I gotta go.”

- Since it’s Canon that he goes to their dorms just to talk shit he doesn’t do that anymore because you’re just posted up outside waiting for him

- “I’m sorry did you need something little boy?”

- Smh his pride will never recover

- There’s surprise when I see you go right back to being normal and soft to eri

- Huh????

- Lmao ard clown

#class 1a x reader #eri chan #my writing #no ship #bnha scenarios #boko no hero imagines #my hero academia imagines

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lichtecht · 7 months ago

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PART 27

of the dfk audiobook translation

@cnka

Narrator (Nichtraucher): Frau Kreuzkamm, Justus Bökh and I still didn’t know if the whole thing with the play had found a happy ending.

Justus sits down next to Direktorin Kreuzkamm and shakes her hand. Robert walks through the rows of seats and spots Justus. They look at each other.

Narrator (audiobook): But first, it’s the turn for Theo and his string players.

Cue off-key violin playing and piano music.

Narrator (Nichtraucher): The quintet wasn’t even as bad as the kids had announced.

Applause

Cheers as Direktorin Kreuzkamm enters the stage.

Narrator (Nichtraucher): Frau Kreuzkamm held a confusing speech about the past school year.

Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „Dear Kikis. Dear Kirchbergers. Kids, what a lovely year with you all. And so many highlights!“

Loud laughter erupts from the crowd.

Narrator (Nichtraucher): …in which she… mixed up her presentation.

Direktorin Kreuzkamm confusedly laughs along. She turns around to look at the pictures she’s projecting on the wall.

Narrator (audiobook): Because instead of the school photos, Frau Kreuzkamm presented vacation snapshots in which she’s kissing a plastic flamingo to the audience.

Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „So, we’ll have cake now.“

Narrator (Nichtraucher): As she wanted to open the buffet, Martina, Jo and Matze stormed the stage.

Martina, through the speaker: „We have another thing prepared. A play.“ Jo: „It was supposed to be a movie, but we had a… technical glitch.“

The Externs make knowing faces.

Matze: „Ladies and gentlemen! Look forward to the 'flying classroom'!“

Narrator (audiobook): That’s also the cue for the Externs around Ruda, who are sitting in the front row. They jump up and run behind the stage.

Applause. Bökh says: "Wow!" He and Robert share a look.

Narrator (audiobook): Herr Bökh whispers something to Frau Kreuzkamm.

Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „Did you know that?!“ Bökh: „No, I knew nothing! Did you?“ Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „No!“

Narrator (audiobook): The curtain opens… and our three step onto the stage as astronauts. Other kids in the background mimic our planets turning around the sun.

[Note; parts of the following should rhyme. I couldn't find a good rhyme for all of them, but I tried]

Martina, through a microphone: „Our classroom flew a little bit further this time.“ Matze: „Into space, way up high!“ Martina: „Until the earth was just a blue spot in space.“

A piano plays in the background.

Narrator (audiobook): A boy, dressed up as the earth, steps forward.

Jo: „From here, all countries of the world are so close!“ Martina: „And in weightlessness you notice suddenly that everything we learn helps us protect our world.“ Matze: „Here, we understand nature. The countries. Humanity. Parents and kids. And time and space.“

Narrator (audiobook): The astronaut Jo has taken a seat at the piano and is playing the piece she practiced with Robert.

[Note: wait what??? i thought that was clair de lune]

[For comparison; here’s Clair de Lune vs what she played at Robert's train wagon]

Jo: „So listen closely! We have a lot to tell. Adults have school duties as well. We’re explaining it for big and small - the flying classroom has room for all!“

Narrator (Nichtraucher): The Internals had brought back some important insights for us from their journey with the flying classroom. That the earth only seems blue because particles of the atmosphere scatter the blue part of light. That we see stars in the sky that have gone out thousands of years ago, but whose light is still on the journey to us. And that habitable planets have been found far away, but that scientists aren’t sure if we would even be welcome there.

#das fliegende klassenzimmer #dfk 2023 audiobook translation #dfk #das fliegende klassenzimmer 2023 #mine #now that i think about it #WHY is frau kreuzkamm not sitting with her family??#girl you have a husband and kids stop making eyes at your colleague whos gay anyway

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stripper-patrick · 5 years ago

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Girlfriend✂️ Charles Melton

Warnings: smut, language, blurb, face sitting/riding, riding actual dick, choking, dom! Reader, boss bitch energy

So I’m on my period and I shattered my phone which completely wrecked me I cried and everything but here this for y’all I’m sorry it sucks and ima try to get my phone fixed tmrw

Relationship: Charles Melton x black plus sized reader

I’m up watching You on Netflix on my computer when my phone chimes.

I pick it up reading the message.

Charles🐢- hey are you busy?

Me: at midnight? Yea I’m walking my goldfish 🙃

Charles🐢: 🖕🏻

Me: when where and how hard 😂

Charles🐢: now and sit on my face while you’re at it👅

My eyes grow wide and I reread the sentence a few times before actually giving a response.

Me: are you high? Or drunk

Charles🐢: no ma’am

Me: what about Cara?

Cara is his girlfriend and my sworn enemy since high school. She always thought I wanted her man and she was wrong. But since I do have my chance at revenge and trying some new dick why not?

Charles🐢: she’s out right now but she’ll be there for the party tomorrow night speaking of are you coming?

Me: yea

Charles🐢: ok cool so what do ya say? Wanna come over and ride my face?🏇🏽

Me: I’ll be over shortly 🥵

I get up and close my laptop grabbing my shoes. I pause in my tracks and take off my underwear and bra leaving me in a tank top and sweats. I go downstairs grabbing my keys and head to the car.

...

I knock on the door and wait patiently. My joggers hang low on my waist and my tank top is slightly cropped exposing my lower stomach.

Charles opens the door with bed head and no shirt and a smirk played on his face.

“Hi” i smile

“Hey come in” he steps to the side letting me walk in. I go past him and turn around putting my hands across my chest.

“So you’re positive you’re not under the influence?”

“Positive” he closes the door then looks at me

“And your positive you wanna do this”

“Absolutely” he nods

“Ok. Lead the way” he takes my hand leading the way to the room.

Charles opens the door and turns on his lamp before sitting on the bed. I lean on the door frame just admiring his body.

“Come here” he rasps I walk over to him kissing his pink plump lips. In this moment time stopped. I’m really kissing my best friend.

He pulls me on top of him laying back so I’m straddling his waist. I can feel his dick rubbing against my thigh getting harder by the second. I grind down on him and his hand moves down my stomach to caress my bare pussy. He smiles into the kiss. I’d be lying if I said my head wasn’t racing.

His middle finger strokes my clit making me moan into the kiss.

“Clothes off now” he whispers in my ear.

I take off my shirt throwing it on the floor next are my pants and Charles is still laid back waiting for me to take his face into my control.

“Now come ride my face” I bite my lip and move up to straddle his face. His tongue moves from my clit to my entrance slurping my walls.

My eyes close just getting a better feel for the pleasure. My body twitches every once in a while. His hands move up to the cup my breasts rolling my nipples between his index finger and thumb.

“Charles” I moan. My hips rotate around and he moves back up to my clit. I wrap my fingers in his hair pulling him forward making him chuckle “don’t stop please”

I’ve never had my pussy ate this good. My breathing picks up. His hands move from my breasts to my ass gripping it. He slaps it and I moan. My legs shake at the pain.

“Fuck again please” he hums and slaps it again. I lean back putting my hands on his hips and dropping my head back.

He makes filthy slurping sounds on my pussy only making me moan louder. My nails dig into his hips and I sit back up feeling my legs shake. I lean forward moaning his name as I cum in his mouth.

“Right there” he keeps the same pace somehow making me cum harder. My stomach caves and I scream. He chuckles slurping me dry until I tap out.

I straddle his waist again and his hard on is fully erect. I can almost feel it throbbing through his shorts.

“Delicious”

“I wanna ride you”

“Take control baby” I pull down his shorts watching his cock bounce to his stomach. I jerk him a few times then grab a condom from his drawer rolling it out.

I slide it on and grab the dick rubbing it against my pussy. Charles sits up on his elbows biting his lip. I sit on it allowing him to open me up. His eyes close and he chews on his bottom lip harder gripping the sheets. I start bouncing up and down on going fast.

“Just like that” he moans holding my hips. I rock on him moaning. I smile and swirl my hips.

“Look at you riding my dick”

“Yes I love it” I moan grinding harder. I lean forward and put my hand around his neck. His mouth parts and he lets out a beautiful moan.

“Fuck” I spell coconut and then feel him grip my hips and pound me out.

“Oh god keep going” he grabs my hand and tightens the grip around his neck.

I roll my hips meeting his thrusts and my legs shake again. I scream out watching my juices gush down his pelvis. He grips the sheets eliciting the prominent veins in his arms.

Charles bites his lip and I feel his legs shake under me. “Fuck” he moans

“what’s my name” I keep riding watching him grip the sheets harder

“Y/N” his chest is rising and falling as he closes his eyes looking worn out.

“Fuck I can’t anymore” he moans. I stop riding him and smile. He pulls me down kissing me.

“Stay the night”

“Ain’t your girl coming?”

“I’m willing to take that chance”

“Nah ima head home plus I got stuff to do tomorrow”

“But you won’t be able to walk” I get up and roll my eyes

“At least I did it myself” I wink I put on my clothes and kiss his cheek “I’ll see you tomorrow”

“Ard text me when you get home” I nod and leave out.

....

“Girl he what?” My best friend Shawnee asks

“Yes he told me to come over and ride my face” I adjust my bag on my shoulder

“And what you do?”

“I rode that bitch like a nascar driver ahh” I stick my tongue out with a smile “nah he got some good dick game and his tongue is nice”

“Girl let’s wow him with these outfits tonight” she looks in a store and pulls me towards it.

...

I’m finally getting home and I get a text from Charles.

Charles🐢: hey I miss you

Me: I know I leave that affect on people😘 I’ll see you tonight

Charles🐢: yes ma’am

I shake my head and take a shower beginning my process to get ready. I shave and exfoliate lathering my body with sweet scented soap.

I come out and oil down my body sealing it in with lotion afterwards. I grab a thong and my lace bra sliding into that before I grab my outfit.

Look in the mirror smoothing out the wrinkles and go to my closet grabbing my black fuzzy heels to complete the look. I grab my red purse and top it off with some dark red lipstick to pop the outfit.

Shawnee texts me and says she’s on her way there. We made plans to meet there.

I get in the car and drive off going to get gas first before I head to the party.

....

I open the door walking through to see bodies dancing on bodies and people at the pool and drinking.

Shawnee spots me and smiles “Damn Mami you really tryna get pregnant tonight”

“I mean I can do a lil something something”

“I seen your man and Krampus- I mean Cara outside by the pool Wanna go make a debut”

“Yea why not” we get through the large crowd and go outside to see Charles and his girl krypt keeper sitting on the sofa next to the pool. She’s all up on him as he looks at me.

His jaw drops and I wink at him. I walk over and sit on the other side of Charles. Shawnee gets a drink watching me on the side.

“Can I help you?” Cara says

“Nah. How you doin baby” I look to Charles smile

“I’m good how are you” he hugs me and I kiss his neck privately.

“I’m good did you want a drink?”

“Yea sure bourbon” he says

“Gotchu” I get up and make sure to wiggle my hips a bit more because I feel him watching. “Bourbon and wine please”

“How’s it going” Shawnee asks

“She’s being a bitch per usual”

“Do I need to get my sneakers?” I shake my head and the bartender passes me my drinks

“Nah just be ready just in case” she nods and I walk back over to see the pair standing. She kisses him harshly and I hand over his drink. I’m tired of this bitch playin with me.

“How does my pussy taste?” Charles chokes on his liquor and her eyes go wide

“What did you just say to me”

“How does my pussy taste I rode his face like a nascar driver last night then I rode that dick like a rollercoaster since you wanna keep playin”

“Yea you wish bitch” me and her both look at Charles and he looks down “it’s true?”

“I wouldn’t say it if it weren’t” I shrug “be ready tonight and bring my dick”

“Underwear?” He asks

“Nope” I walk away flipping my hair eluding the ultimate bad bitch energy.

#smut #riverdale #ariana grande #break up with your girlfriend #charles melton #charles melron smut #choking #bad bitch

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blooms-of-ice · 4 years ago

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RP Log: Lin invites Barengar over to meet Wyda!

( @lettersnorth @autochthonousone )

Barengar Requingris had been somewhat surprised. It was everyday that he received a missive from Aislinn asking that he come visit so that she could introduce a friend of hers to him. Needless to say we wasn't about to let a request from her go unanswered. So he found himself leave so that he could make the trip to Heartwood headquarters for an evening. It was fortunate that it wasn't too far of a jaunt from Ishgard. It left more time for actual time spent with dear friends. So -- as he entered the building -- he heard the subtle murmur of chatter from below and made his way downstairs. He peered around the corner as he made it to the bottom. "Aislinn. Y-ou down h-ere?"

Aislinn North "...so here's the thing. Zorah and I were ready to sneak quietly by but that wasn't good enough. He had to jump out and yell at half a dozen pirates, all with loaded weapons." she shook her head. "/That's/ why he ended up all shot up. Something's not right with him. The Raen has a death wish." she paused as she heard Ren's voice. Looking up, a smile flashed briefly across her face as she hopped to her feet. He had made it. "Over here." she motioned to Barengar with a certain degree of excitement.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn was eager to meet Barengar, having been told about the man by Aislinn for several months now. This made her a bit more scatterbrained than usual. Whatever Aislinn was talking about, Wyda wasn’t quite listening, although she did a good job of /appearing/ to be. Lots of nods and ‘you don’t say’ and ‘oh wow, interesting.’

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn - The moment he made it past the corner, Wyda got up from her seat, a wide smile already set on her face. The sudden motion sent the stool clattering. “It’s the man of the hour! Welcome to Heartwood!”

Aislinn North saw the stool begin it's downward journey and neatly sidestepped out of its way as though it was nothing out of the ordinary.

Aislinn North once it hit the floor and stopped, she merely bent down and set it back to rights again.

Barengar Requingris offered a subtle smile of his own upon sighting the two women. One decidedly familiar and the other vaguely so. He dipped his head forward in a firm nod and his customary grunt in way of greeting. "It's good t-o see y-ou." He offered to Aislinn before blinking and turning his gaze to Wyda's exuberance. "I ... ah ... " He cleared his throat before letting out a low chuckle. "Thank y-ou. Aiswyda, aye?"

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn nods once, and pats herself on the chest. “Yup, that’s me! It’s great to have an opportunity to meet you proper. Only so much could be said on your wedding day.”

Aislinn North Glanced between the two. "Aye, Barengar this is my good friend, Aiswyda. Aiswyda, this is Barengar, practically, nearly, might as well be family." she said by way of introduction.

Barengar Requingris glances back over to Aislinn and gives another subtle smile, dipping his head forward slightly. "Aye. Family in ev-ery way tha-t it matters." He glances back to Aiswyda. "An-d it's good t-o meet anyone tha-t Aislinn calls friend. They're a friend in kind as far as I'm concerned."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn gave Ren a good, long look. “Ah, yes. I can see the resemblance.”

Barengar Requingris blinks at Aiswyda.

Aislinn North a small smile of amusement danced around her lips.

Aislinn North shook her head. "You know, most people don't." she quipped.

Barengar Requingris blinks again, looking over to Aislinn now. He just stares for a moment .. and then lets out a low and easy laugh.

Aislinn North motioned Barengar further into the lounge. "Come in. Can I get you a drink?" she did her best to look him over surreptitiously. He appeared to be in good health, which was a relief to her. "How's Ishgard?"

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “You both have that same, kind look in your eyes!” Wyda noted. She nodded to Lin’s statement, the idea of drinks always welcome in her book. “Right. Why don’t we all settle down somewhere? Would be rude to have our guest stand by the stairs...Unless you feel the need to run at all times.”

Aislinn North tilted her head. "Not Ren."

Barengar Requingris has certainly kept to the advice given to him. He was keeping his activity low. At least as low as he could. There still was the occasional pulse of aether from him but it wasn't anything beyond what had already been observed and he'd been keeping to the breathing exercises. It helped. He looked to Aislinn and nodded. "A porter if y-ou h-ave one around." He answered lowly to the first question. There's a slight look of amusement at Aiswyda’s observation regarding the eyes, his head shaking slightly before he answers the second of Aislinn's questions. "Cold an-d full o-f folk tha-t think they're more importan-t than they are." He grumbled slightly before offering up a single chuckle. "Bu-t it's well."

Aislinn North nodded. "Porter. Got it. Wyda?" she asked as she moved behind the bar. She shot Barengar a look of humor. The way he put it didn't make it sound 'well' to her. "Imagine that's mostly on account of Ellie. How's she doing?"

Barengar Requingris: "Hale an-d healthy. Good spirits too. Though it's gettin-g a bit hard f-or h-er t-o work as h-ard as she's used to." He laughs quietly, shaking his head. "Which was, admittedly, too much."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “If there’s any rum left, that’s what I’ll have.” She takes the corner seat by the bar...just in case Ren wants to stretch his legs and sit on the far right. Tall people problems. “Ooh, Ishgardian high society? Now that’s something I know next to nothing about.”

Aislinn North rummaged behind the bar for a pint glass. Finding one, she set it on the bar and then lifted herself up on her toes in order to read the draught taps. "Hmm. You and me both." she murmured a bit distractedly. Finding the porter, she 'ahha'd' and poured the highlander a glass and passed it his way. "But, Ren here's a knight of the realm." she said with a smile the belied the pride she had for him in rising so high.

Aislinn North dipped under the bar and popped back up with a bottle of dark rum and a glass. She poured the Seawolf two fingers worth, neat. And left the bottle on the bar. For herself, she found a decent whiskey and did the same.

Barengar Requingris reaches his head out to slide the glass the rest of the way toward him. His head shaking with a gentle amusement as Aislinn brings up his knighthood. A notion that he'd only recently become used to. "Suppose tha-t's true, aye."

Barengar Requingris: "Though I tend t-o leave all th-e ... "high society-ing" t-o Ellie." He wrinkles his nose slightly before laughing and taking a drink.

Aislinn North slid a good-natured glance to Aiswyda. "He's still won't let me call him Ser Ren, though."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn gratefully takes her glass with a nod. “If he’s a knight, then that’s what he is though, right? Ser Ren.”

Barengar Requingris rewards AIslinn with a flat look. Look what you've done now, Lin. He lets out a low laugh all the same before taking a drink and shaking his head. "Maybe when I'm in Ishgard." He conceded. "Bu-t h-ere?" He glances between the two women with a subtle smile. "Jus-t Ren."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn senses Ren isn’t used to what she imagines Ishgardian society to be (stuffy, fancy, very... cold?). That said, she can recognize what Aislinn is playing at. The sort of good-natured jabs that only old friends can make.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: "Ser Just Ren."

Barengar Requingris blinks.

Aislinn North let go a huff of laughter in reply to his look. She slid her glass to an empty seat and came around the bar. She pressed her lips together at Wyda's response in an effort to keep back another laugh.

Barengar Requingris is frozen half-way from a sip as he slowly turns his attention to Wyda. Did she just ... he can't help but laugh at the sheer audacity. He finally takes his sip, murmuring into the cup. "I'm out numbered."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn doesn’t bother holding herself back. Seeing Ren’s reaction, she lets out a bark of a laugh and heartily pats him on the shoulder. “Hah! Just pulling your chain. But yeah.” In a lower voice now. “You're on our turf now, hehe.”

Aislinn North shook her head, taking pity on him. He did, after all, come all this way because she asked. "Alright. Supposing 'Ren' has worked so far." she said, taking a sip of her drink.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn hasn’t tasted her drink yet. Blasphemy! She quickly corrects that.

Barengar Requingris takes well enough to the clap on the shoulder, an amused expression upon his features as he dips his head toward Aiswyda in silent concession before looking back over to Aislinn with a simultaneously mirthful and grateful smile. "We can reassess 'Ser Ren' once 'Ren' stops workin-g." He offered, grunting. Coarse as it might sound, it was good natured and friendly.

Aislinn North tilted her head in concession, a twitch at the corner of her mouth compromising her expression. "Fair enough."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn is happy that Ren is rolling with the punches. And while she’s got ten thousand questions buzzing in her brain (what your favorite food? Color? How do you like your eggs?), she figures that Aislinn probably has her own need of Ren’s time. She holds back the floodgates for now.

(Aislinn North) ((ahahaha! I kinda want to see that!)) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) LOL just rapid fire 0-context questions! Quick!! Does Ren put his left boot on first, or his right? xD )) (Barengar Requingris) (( Oh no!! He'll never be able to keep up! )) (Aislinn North) ((ooo...cake or pie? That's always a good one)) (Barengar Requingris) (( Pie!!! )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) is this Ren's pref or yours? :D )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) because this is a hard choice for me.......cake is so good.....so is pie )) (Aislinn North) ((It definitely depends on the day)) (Barengar Requingris) (( Pie is ... definitely mine! But I also contend that cheesecake is a pie, so ... your mileage may vary! )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) fdklsf cheesecake is a pie?!? )) (Barengar Requingris) (( I mean ... it has a crust!! LIke a pie!! )) (Barengar Requingris) (( And it's more like a filling!! )) (Barengar Requingris) (( But I'm a dangerous radical in this regard. )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) fkldsjf but it has cake in its name!! but I feel like I get your reasoning )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) it's not like other cakes...... )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) cheesepie )) (Barengar Requingris) (( A pie is a pie ... by any other name ... )) (Aislinn North) ((Isn't cheesepie a totally different thing?)) (Barengar Requingris) (( I ... oh no ... is it?! )) (Barengar Requingris) (( I think some folk put cheese on apple pie?? )) (Aislinn North) ((That's awesome and I recommend it)) (Barengar Requingris) (( Well now I have to!! )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) I can attest cheese + apple is an A+ combo )) (Barengar Requingris) (( I've been living a life of deprivation, apparently! )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) I have never heard of cheesepie though. My god, it looks incredible )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) It also kinda looks like just a bunch of humus in the shape of a pie slice. I'm flip flopping between hunger and confusion )) (Aislinn North) ((It also confuses me. I mean, it's /almost/ cheesecake. I'd try it.))

Barengar Requingris leans forward to take another drink from his porter as he glances over each shoulder to his company. "I don't think tha-t I asked. How are y-ou both doin-g? Well, I h-ope."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn instead finishes her drink with the very clear intention of getting a wee bit tipsy. As soon as it's emptied, she finds the rum bottle left on the bar and irresponsibly fills her glass. "Hm, you want the long answer or the short answer to that?"

Aislinn North settled in, shifting in her seat and getting comfortable. At his question, she studiously does not look Wyda's way, keeping her face a study in mildness.

Barengar Requingris tilts his head to the side slightly as his attention is draw Wyda's way. "Ah ... I suppose whichever y-eur more inclined t-o answer wi-th. I'm no-t th-e sort t-o pry."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn shrugs her shoulders. “Well enough. We went on a picnic recently, actually!” The Seawolf leaves out the part where she slept in jail for god knows how long. Weird topic to bring up to a new friend. Maybe if she’s feeling bold after a few more glasses..

Barengar Requingris bobs his head to the side slightly. He didn't precisely understand what the *long* version of that story was but he -- as he said -- wasn't about to pry. It sounded nice enough. "A picnic?" He glances between the two. "T-o somewhere in particular?"

Aislinn North now safely glanced their way, a measure of a smile at the memory. "Well, we ended up near the Drydocks. We were in search of a box Wyda had buried awhile back. Only, she couldn't quite remember where. So we were all there to help jog her memory. Found it too, in the end." she said by way of explanation.

Barengar Requingris tilts his head curiously again. A missing box? This definitely sounds like a smaller part of a bigger story. So he nodded. "Tha-t ... sounds like a nice place f-or a picnic." He offers with a quiet laugh, taking a drink. "I h-ope tha-t all was well wi-th the box?"

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “I buried the box awhile ago, mind you,” Wyda added. “Lin found it stuck underneath a bunch of blackberry roots. But! We had a picnic before that, and one of our mates brought pie.” She smiled at the memory. Potlucks...are objectively the best. This is FACT.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “Do you go picnicking in Coerthas? Or would that go by another word...”

Aislinn North took a swallow of her drink. "A bloody miserable time?" she offered. Aislinn would never grow to like the cold or snow.

Barengar Requingris nodded his head slowly as the box was explained a bit further. Though his nose wrinkled at the question regarding Coerthas and picnics. "Ah ... " He couldn't keep himself from letting out a single laugh. "Aye. Lots o-f picnics inside." Is that even a picnic?

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn is interested by the idea of indoor picnics. "Wow, I've never done one of those. We should have our next picnic inside too." Wyda is completely genuine, braincells already working hard on the logistics of such an event.

Barengar Requingris can only laugh at the sincerity of the expression. Who was he to say that you couldn't have a picnic indoors? Picnic was a state of mind, after all. "Jus-t pull up next t-o a fire an-d eat w-ith y-eur h-ands."

Aislinn North not at all dissuaded or surprised by Wyda's train of thought, she had known the Seawolf long enough by now, she glanced up towards the ceiling and the floors above. "There is the indoor garden upstairs. Suppose that would work just as well too."

Aislinn North: "Really not a bad idea when it gets cold outside."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “Ooh, yes...A bit of fire, a bit of finger food, and have it in the garden upstairs...Everything’s shaping up! Ren, you and your wife would be welcome to come by too!”

(Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) during potluck q/a: ok who's bringing the fire for our indoor picnic )) (Barengar Requingris) (( I nominate Aislinn! )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) that's a safe bet :D )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) ren brings the 'cheesepie' )) (Aislinn North) ((You can definitely put her down for fire XD)) (Aislinn North) ((Wyda can cover the rum)) (Barengar Requingris) (( Barengar, arriving to the potluck with a wheel of cheese: "Cheesepie.")) (Aislinn North) ((Change of plan. Ellie can bring the cheesepie)) (Barengar Requingris) (( *laughs!* )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) LOL )) (Aiswyda Nuthalwyn) A picnic of just fire, a wheel of cheese, and rum. All indoors. this is the sort of irresponsible fun I live for, both OOC and ICly xD ))

Barengar Requingris: "An-d it's definitely always cold in Coerthas..." He grumbled quietly before glancing over in Wyda's direction. He lets out a quiet laugh. "Indoor picnics are -- probably -- h-er favorite sort o-f picnics. So th-e invitation is appreciated."

Aislinn North corner of her mouth curled up in a warm smile as she took another drink, glad that Aiswyda and Barengar seemed to be hitting it off.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn dutifully saves the idea for later. “Hah, keep an eye out for a letter then! I can hardly wait.” And this is truth. The time for partying is always now.

Aislinn North nodded to Ren, letting him know Wyda was indeed, serious.

Barengar Requingris lets out a quiet laugh as he glances to Aislinn just as she gives the confirming nod, bobbing his head to the side. "I'll keep lookin-g forward t-o it." He offered with a low chuckle. He pauses for a moment to take a drink from his glass. "H-ave y-ou been at the mercenary life long?" He asks Aiswyda with low rumble.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “I think so?” A terrible answer, all around. She gives a pleading look towards Aislinn, like a student seeking hints from a teacher during a pop quiz. Except there's really no reason to /not/ know the answer to such a question. “A year maybe?”

Aislinn North nodded, jumping in to help Wyda without another thought. "I think that sounds right. You signed up only a short time before me, aye? Only been one Starlight here." an odd way to track time, but an efficient way for her to tell how long she's been in a place.

Barengar Requingris followed Wyda's gaze to Aislinn, his brow rising slightly in question. That was ... weird. Though he lets it be and simply gives a slow nod of his head. "A-bout th-e same as y-ou then." He observes, speaking to Aislinn. He looks back to Wyda. "It was an amusing thing. Jus-t as I was leavin-g th-e business." He chuckles quietly before looking back to Aislinn again. "It's good tha-t y-ou h-ave such solid comrades."

Aislinn North leaned forward on the bar so she could look at Wyda. "He made it look so easy, mercenary life." she explained to her friend. Flicking her gaze back to Ren, she gave a lopsided smile, a dimple appearing in one cheek. "It is. They've kept me in one piece, that's for certain."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn is always grateful to have Lin as backup, whether it was to answer questions she rightfully should know the answer to, or catching chairs, or literally saving her life in combat. “It can get tough, but we’re a good crew of people. And if anything bad happens, there’s nothing G’lewra can’t patch up.”

Aislinn North raised her glass before taking a drink. "Nymeia's Blood, that's true. We're lucky we have a medic like her on board. Some of us more than others."

Barengar Requingris bobbed his head forward in concurrence, a slight smile upon his lips. "Hells know tha-t I benefitted f-rom th-e same when I f-irst started. I owe a lot t-o Bastion." He wrinkled his nose slightly. "Jus-t don't tell h-im I said that." He grunted and took a sip from his glass, glancing over to Aiswyda. "Tha-t's wha-t it's all abou-t afterall. Bein-g in a comp-any."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn smiled, and raised her glass. “Aye, aye! No truer words have been spoken.”

Barengar Requingris lifts his glass in turn, grunting a solid chuckle.

Aislinn North tipped her head up to eye Barengar questioningly. "Do you ever miss it?" she asked. It was a question she had pondered but never found the time to ask.

Barengar Requingris glances back to Aislinn. "Mercin-g?" He asks.

Aislinn North simply nodded

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn attentively leans forward.

Barengar Requingris draws in a slow breath, leaning forward onto the counter as he considers the question. "I'd be lyin-g if I said I never missed parts o-f it." He offered without hesitation. "Both bein-g in a comp-any an-d bein-g freelance. Each ha-d their draws." He glances down at the meager remnants within his glass, swirling them slightly as he held the rim with his fingers. "Freedom. Excitement. A chance t-o put m-y ability t-o the test." He stops the swirling, briefly setting the glass down and letting the liquid come to a gradual stop. "Bu-t ... I don't regret leavin-g. Even if I miss it sometimes. It was ... simpler. In a lot of ways." A small smile touches his lips. "Bu-t complex isn't always bad."

Aislinn North eyes fell to his near empty glass and she rose to pour him another as she considered his words, letting them roll around inside her head. "It does have its ups and downs. I like that every day you never know what might end up on the job board. But aye, complex isn't bad. Not if that's where life takes you."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn listens thoughtfully, idle hands winding a lock of hair around a finger. Freedom, excitement. And on the flip side, loss and danger. Adventuring was by no means the perfect pastime, but then again...what was? She nods, agreeing with Ren’s words. “We just make do with what we got. Strive for more. And the way I see it, nothing truly ends. It all sticks with you for as long as you can remember.”

Aislinn North nodded along in agreement with Wyda as she passed Ren another porter.

Barengar Requingris dips his head toward Aislinn and then glances over to Wyda and does the same. A slight smile pulls upon his lips. "Aye." He murmured lowly, thoughtfully. "Jus-t changed it all out f-or a whole different kind o-f excitement in a way." He dips his head gratefully toward Aislinn as she refills the glass. "An-d, aye. Y-eur righ-t. It doesn't really go away. Not when y-ou remember."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “...that said, if you’re ever in need of an escape, you know where to find us. To get a fix of some adventuring proper.” Wyda whistles innocently.

Aislinn North looked swiftly at Wyda, unable to keep the look of alarm from her face. "Ah...just. Not at the moment." she felt the need to say, as if Ren didn't already know he couldn't be putting himself in harm's way and fighting.

Barengar Requingris lifts his brow slightly as he slowly turns his attention over to Aiswyda as she makes her nonchalant offer. He just stared in her direction for a moment before letting out a steady and pleasant chuckle. "I can't deny tha-t bein-g a temptin-g offer." He pauses looking back to Aislinn as a single corner of his mouth tugs back into an amused smile. "Righ-t. Doctor's orders." A slight sigh came after it as he took a drink. It was hard being patient.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn looks between the two, a lightbulb lighting up above her head. “Ah, right! Not saying you should go out and make things worse...? And I wouldn’t want to explain to your wife why you came back from your ‘night out’ bloodied and battered.”

Barengar Requingris emits a single laugh at that. "Ah ... I'd definitely get an earful t-o be sure. Though it'd likely be somethin-g along th-e lines o-f 'Why didn't y-ou bring me?'."

Aislinn North nodded solemnly, reaching for her glass. "As it should be."

Aislinn North shook her head. "But also, again. 'Not at the moment' applies to her as well."

Barengar Requingris looks back to Aislinn and gives a much wider smile at that. At least for him. "Y-ou won't get any arguments f-rom me on tha-t front."

Aislinn North glanced at Wyda with a smile of her own. "Ren here is going to be a father in a few short moons."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “Ooh, she sounds fun! Let’s bring her along!” Wyda corrects herself on Aislinn’s answers. “Ahem. Right, the responsible thing to do is to not bring her along.” She doesn’t know the reason why, but she’s not going to risk it.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn and now...she knows the reason! “WHAT. Wow! That’s crazy! How exciting!”

Barengar Requingris glances over at Wyda as she does the quick verbal about-face. An amused expression crossing his features. Though it softens slightly as Aislinn reveals the impending fatherhood. He prepares his reprisal. "An-d Aislinn a godmother." He added, giving a firm nod.

Aislinn North: "I've been recalling as many sordid stories about our youth so I'll be prepared to tell them all about all the trouble their father got into."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn sheds a single tear. She’s so proud of Lin. Perfect godmother material.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “Be prepared...when the baby comes, it’ll be nothing but sleepless nights for you. A formidable challenge to be sure.”

Barengar Requingris barks a single laugh at that, shaking his head. "Already lookin-g to undermine m-y authority." He smiling, of course. The man positively beside himself with happiness over the fact. He pauses a moment, dipping his head toward Wyda. "An-d it's goin-g t-o be all the more o-f a challenge wi-th three." He glances down at his cup for a moment. "A blessin-g tha-t Ellie's family is as excited as we are."

Aislinn North shook her head. "They're going to outnumber you."

Aislinn North ever the strategist, she knew those odds did not fall in his favor.

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn: “By the Twelve...I suppose I should be saying, by the three!” Wyda shakes her head in disbelief. “All the more joy! But Lins right, you have to be careful.”

Barengar Requingris laughs and bobs his head slightly to the side, conceding to both of their warnings. "If our childhood taught me anythin-g, Aislinn." He glances back over to Aislinn with a slight smile. "It's tha-t three's trouble."

Aislinn North He was treated to a flash of a wide smile and a bubble of laughter. "At the very least, you're forewarned, which is forearmed. Should help you to stay at least one step ahead of them for awhile."

Barengar Requingris felt his own smile widen slightly at that. "Aye. Though ... y-ou can expect me t-o call f-or back-up." He pauses and looks over to Aiswyda. "An-d y-ou should bring Aiswyda as well."

Aiswyda Nuthalwyn beams at Ren. “AH yes! I’d love to see the rascals! Show ‘em how to climb trees and...hm, when do kids learn to walk...” Wyda is counting someone else's eggs before they hatch.

Aislinn North took a moment to weigh the joy of seeing three children run circles around Ren against stepping in and mercifully helping him out. She slowly nodded. "I think that's part of my duties as godmother."

#ff14 rp logs #aislinn north #Barengar Requingris #Aiswyda Nuthalwyn #MY SKIN HAS CLEARED MY CROPS ARE FLOURISHING #a very good rp #I cant believe cheesepie

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