#archer watches wandee goodday

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pov: you and your fake boyfriend are doing boyfriend things in the privacy of your home where no one can see

(pov: you're both idiots)

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wandee, you're literally drying his hair. this is so much more intimate than a kiss, i'm so serious. i've tongued way too many people i barely knew at parties and it didn't mean anything. would i ever dry their hair after shower? fuck no.

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a cop, you say?

well, he can certainly pull it off, if you're into that sort of thing

[projectjasper]

the steady light next to yoyak and the flickering light next to wandee represent their respective feelings for each other. send tweet.

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love how cher does not give a shit about the fight at all, he's like "what's wrong with my son 🥺"

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so this is definitely going to be one of those situations, where one of them genuinely offers fake dating and the other accepts it because he is in love and thinks it's the best he can get... great day for angst enjoyers, terrible day for the rest of us

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CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO SURVIVED THE NO KISSING YAKDEE WAR

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me, looking at this shot: oh my gods, archer, get your mind out of the gutter

literally the very next shot:

me: OK THAT WAS ON PURPOSE

[projectjasper]

these two said "they are gonna fuck in this gym, aren't they?" but with drastically opposing emotions

[projectjasper]

i do think it was important to show both dee and yak actually having a shot with their other "crushes" and actively choosing each other anyway

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we love a little sexuality and romantic orientation aren't necessarily the same thing psa! there are ace people who are alloromantic (and indeed aro people who are allosexual) and they are all incredibly valid <3

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the twitter of their universe is currently filled with videos of that kiss from every single angle on earth

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kao: yak, do you still see that mysterious figure?

mysterious figure: say no

yak: no :)

[projectjasper]

pov: your dumbass best friend got himself into a Situation again

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this genuinely might be one of the most touching parallels i've ever seen. so simple but so intimate.

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the way yak dropped his bag and grabbed dee's waist... ok i'm giggling and kicking my feet sir