#arcanine at least gets to be horse-sized and with a love for violence (bcs pokemon)
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Saw a bunch of "hear me out"-posts and started thinking if I had anything to add to the conversation, and... hmm...
Unfortunately, I'm very anime-pilled, in the sense that I don't really interact with a lot of media that isn't in some way based on anime. And anime is usually very conformative to standard beauty-norms, so...
Oh, Bloodborne has some interesting characters. But Lady Maria isn't much of a "hear me out".
I suppose there's Mergo's Wet Nurse? I like them.
Laurence is very visually interesting, but he's kind of boring except for how he's spewing magma everywhere, and at that point you can just fuck Arcanine (pokemon).
Actually. Good point. I'm adding Arcanine to this list. Warm and friendly and big fire-doggo who can consent and is both terrifying and loyal. Fair enough.
Started thinking about what other non-anime stuff I've played, and suddenly remembered that Disgaea has the monster-classes. And... they're either conventionally attractive (fox-girl, pixie, etc) or they just kind of suck.
Could maybe include prinnies? They suck, but you get to push them down the stairs and they won't even bother filing a complaint against you? Not really into that scene myself, but I feel like they definitely have an appeal.
Oh. Actually. The Kyuubi from the Shippuuden Orochimaru-fight? The one where his face cracks in half and he swallows a WMD? I'm adding that one on this list. He's a violent rage-monster constantly being flayed alive, and capable of leveling mountains. Also kind of cute?
Wait. If I can get that picky about this, can I pick a concept? Can I pick "UBW, the reality marble"? I feel like there's a certain level of sexy hellishness in being trapped inside of that eternal landscape.
So. That's my "hear me out"-list? A lot of uncertainties here, but I feel like that goes without saying in my case, anime-pilled that I am.
#would consider adding Kero from Cardcaptor to this list - but cute fuzzy mascots are a dime-a-dozen#so even if he can transform into a lion with wings? it feels like we wouldn't actually get anywhere#arcanine at least gets to be horse-sized and with a love for violence (bcs pokemon)#laughing#people are weird#rants
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