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[mxnjiir0]

lil obey me rant ahead i am so sorry

(Spoilers for OM Lesson 16)

“belphie is just lazy.”

listen here fucker-

i can go into EXTENSIVE detail about how this man isn’t “just the avatar of sloth” or “just lazy”.

“but he’s a yandere and killed the mc!’”

does NOBODY pay attention to context clues?

we’re HUMAN. in his eyes, both in nightbringer and the original game, humans are what killed lilith.

okay rant over 🙏🙏

[mxnjiir0]

pov: my friends plotting against me cause i’m 5’10

Mori: ok you two will be going undercover as a married couple. Chuuya: again!? How many times are we gonna have to do this! Dazai: yay! Chuuya gets to wear a dress! Chuuya: *angry noises* Mori: *holding in a laugh* Actually our intel states that the wife is much taller than her husband Dazai: *has stopped working* Chuuya: get fucked dumb fucking Mackrel! Your wearing the dress this time Dazai: Does Chuuya like that *teasing* Chuuya: wait no you dont get to do that!

[mxnjiir0]

take some random ass headcanons my brain comes up with (some of these may follow canon unintentionally but.. shh)

OBEY ME

- Satan rearranges his room every couple days or so, purely so his books don’t get in the way of any sort of cat furniture he buys.

- Belphie will sleep absolutely anywhere. He has been found sleeping on several ceiling fans and chandeliers and Lucifer and/or Beel always have to find a way to get him down.

- Mammon owns and religiously uses Axe bodyspray, specifically the Dark Temptation one.

- Levi is a massive fan of both BSD and Tokyo Revengers. His favourite characters from each show are Poe and Draken.

TOKYO REVENGERS

- Mikey owns a long ass chain necklace and unintentionally whacks his friends with it when he turns around too fast.

- Draken has a small collection of love letters that Emma gave to him when they were younger.

- Chifuyu doesn’t trust people other than Baji, Takemichi and his mom to do his hair. Not after the incident with Ryusei.

- Hina once tried to dye her hair a lighter color, but forgot that she needed bleach. It barely looked any different, and she eventually had Emma help her out to make little highlights in her hair.

BUNGOU STRAY DOGS

- Common one, but Atsushi purrs. That’s it. He just.. purrs.

- Chuuya once caught Dazai petting a dog and relentlessly teased him about it. That was the day Dazai started hating dogs.

[mxnjiir0]

HANMA’S STILL FUCKING GROWING??? HE WAS ALREADY LIKE- 6’3-6’4 AT 16.. BRO.. STOP GROWING 🤬����🤬

stupid hanma and his stupid height ugh 🤬

[mxnjiir0]

i usually don’t post here but like…

hehehheheheehehhee he’s so pretty and gorgeous and amazing and talented and

[mxnjiir0]

this is so me actually

Dazai: come on, don't be shy. ask me out

Chuuya: fine. GET THE FUCK OUT

[mxnjiir0]

they make me sick /pos

Hadn't thought about KisaTake in a while and then Liden Films decided to canonize Takemichi being the last thing Kisaki ever thought about... My head is spinning