#apropos of nothing I have a San Jose sharks blanket

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Fun fact: in ice hockey, scoring four goals in one game is called a "dick trick" because during a discussion of the propriety of a teammate's celebration of such a game, San Jose Sharks forward "Jumbo" Joe Thornton said this: "I'd have my cock out if I scored four goals. I'd have my cock out, stroking it."

This is an extremely fun fact!