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neoheros · 5 years ago

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how would haikyuu boys handle falling in love feat. kuroo + akaashi + tsukishima !!

kuroo tetsuro

being in a relationship with him is just a pretty chill experience tbh

i feel like kuroo wouldn’t really date anyone he’s not close to on a comfortable level

people be like: omfg he looks like a player tho

he’s literally not ???? like y’all telling me this man doesn’t look like the idea of having to interact with people he doesn’t know repulses him ? bye

he’s not ignorant, he just isn’t the type to get out there unless necessary yk?

he’s got a good friend group and he’s totally satisfied with that !!!!!!

so when he was 100% sure that he saw you as somebody he’d want to be more than friends with he was just like :0

kuroo at 5:37 am, thinking of that one time you handed him a bottle of water first: oh— oh shit

he doesn’t act on it first though because y’all have been friends for so long and what if you don’t like him back ???

he didn’t wanna ruin the thing he had with you because you were literally the only one who tolerated him sending tiktoks at 4 am in the morning

kuroo: omfg have you seen this one yet

you: bro it’s almost 5 am are you on crack

but eventually he got tired of just staring at you and admiring you from afar and having to make up some excuse when you catch him cause he just really likes looking at you :(

you: bro stop staring at me

kuroo: no, your face bothers me

you: due to personal reasons i will make you pass away ❤️

so one day he just decides to shoot his shot yk?

if you reject him that’s fine, he’ll just have to send numerous tiktoks to wash away the awkwardness afterwards

like he’ll be upset about it because holy crap he flat out adores you at this point but he’s also got a sense of boundaries and will totally respect your decision

BUT !!!! when you told him you liked him too he just 🥺👉👈

this man had the goofiest grin on his face for weeks on end and his heart is all over the place because all the things he imagined in his head to do with you is finally gonna come true !!!

don’t be fooled though !! nothing will change from your friendship !!! you’re still both really chill with each other except now y’all can hug and kiss and !!!!!

kuroo: don’t i look kinda good in this picture though

you: not really, let me take a better one

kuroo: stop taking me out of frame

in retrospect, it’s really fun to be in a relationship like the one you two have because there’s not much things to disagree on and the dynamic you both have just go so well !!!

there’s also not a lot of new things to do or be uncomfortable about because y’all have already done everything as best friends !!!!!!! it’s 🥺

you, seeing kuroo staring at you: what’re you looking at me for

kuroo, unnerved: you’re so pretty

you, caught off guard: it’s my time to pass away now i see 😌

you two joke around a lot but that doesn’t mean you two take whatever you say to heart

somewhere along the line, this made kuroo a bit worried on how you took his intentions though

he knew you were cool with messing with him but sometimes he wonders if what he says ever gets to you

so one night while the two of you are eating frozen yogurt in his car, you in his hoodie and just straight up vibing to the tiktoks that played as background music

he looks up, spoon in his mouth, “you know that i love you, right?”

“you’re so cheesy,” you tell him, laughing while you scroll up to the next video on the fyp

he leans back in his seat, eyeing you under the single yellow light of the car

you, barely looking up from your phone: i love you too though

akaashi keiji

being in a relationship with akaashi is quite literally the most gratifying thing

he’s 97% of your wise decision making and you’re very much thankful for that

when he first met you he honestly didn’t know what to think

his first impression of you? an indecisive impulsive mess

his second impression of you? a very cute indecisive impulsive mess

there’s not a single doubt that he was crushing on you H A R D

he doesn’t pay attention to it though because he knew how crushes often worked and most of the time they didn’t really work out

but the more he looked at you or stared at you from afar with a silly grin that he doesn’t even realize, everyone around him notices just how silent you make him

leave it up to the fukurodani volleyball club to be the best matchmakers in the world

so one night while akaashi was chilling in bed he gets a text from bokuto telling him about an impromptu team hang out sesh

akaashi: it’s 7 pm ..?

you, in the group chat: theres never a wrong time for milk tea !!!!!

when you sent that everyone else in the chat was just so frickin ecstatic because now that you’ve confirmed you were going, it’s obvious that akaashi was now too

he arrived like 2 minutes early from the designated time and the way it wasn’t at all shocking when no one else arrived except for you

akaashi: well they totally bailed :/

you: hey at least now we have a list of people to take revenge on when the purge strikes

it’s okay though because the two of you make most of the night anyways !!

you never thought sitting outside of a 7/11 at 7 pm on a friday could be fun but as you sat there with boba tea and a ramen cup with one of your closest friends next to you, you were just !!!! so frickin soft

akaashi on the other hand didn’t feel anything but utter nervousness the whole time

it was so cold under the night sky and you were so close to him, he’s praying that you take the redness on his cheeks from the weather and not from the rapid racing of his heart

bokuto texting him: bro i swear to god if you’re not taking this chance to shoot your shot i’m >:(

he’s so nervous because it actually was an ideal time to tell you how much he liked you

plus he’s pretty sure that you were eventually gonna notice just how often he glanced at you whenever you came to their practices or in general

so he’s like fine then !!! he’s gonna do this tonight and if you reject him then he’s just gonna have to deal !!!!

akaashi, anxious: hey i really li—

you, cutting him off: i like you a lot and i’m pretty sure bokuto did this on purpose because he knows and i’m sorry if it wasted your time !!!!

akaashi, less anxious: oh

HE !! DOES NOT HESITATE !!! TO REASSURE YOU !!

he just smiles softly and tucks your hand in his and tells you he’d like to walk you home that night

after that something just changed between the two of you

suddenly he’s walking you home everyday with little forehead kisses before he leaves

going grocery shopping with him when you run out of food at home because he’s the only one who knows about your secret snack stash

akaashi: you don’t need that much yakult

you: ? don’t be alarmed but i think we just found the reason of our first fight

whenever you go out with him to shop for anything at all, he always has to be the person in front when you walk because he’s the one pushing the cart with his left hand while his right is tightly interlocked with yours

you just stray behind him, pointing out all the things you’d like and he’s the one who decides if it’s worth to buy because you’re absolutely sure that you’d be dead broke if you were left alone

akaashi: this hoodie looks cute, do you wanna try it out

you, recalling the four sweatshirts you haven’t returned to him: nah i have enough

sometimes you’d get in the cart whenever the grocery store you’re in is mega big and he’s just gonna have the most unbothered face as people eye him because he’s pushing a fucking cart with a person in it

you’d get worried though thinking that you’re too heavy for him to push around so you insist to get off but he just doesn’t let you because you were so cute and 😤

akaashi is just so frickin soft when it comes to you like most of the time when someone idly mentions your name a smile immediately comes up to his face and he doesn’t even realize it

he also almost always wake up to numerous snaps of you at 3 in the morning just doing the most random things

he goes through them with such a silly grin and has to fight the urge to screenshot all of them cause u were so FRICKEN cute

akaashi, looking at a photo of you with tears down your face from 4 am: that’s my baby 👉👈

everyone around y’all are just on the fence about the two of you dating since neither of you really cleared what was going on ???

you were scared to call him your boyfriend because there was never really a discussion about it and you didn’t want to come off as assuming

but one afternoon right before he left when he dropped you off at your house, he just stopped and looked at you and you were so confused

akaashi, taking off his sweatshirt and giving it to you: the news said it gets cold tonight

you, on the verge of tears: oh 🥺

tsukishima kei

he’s a salty little shit who complains 24/7 and that’s about as canon as it gets

BUT but !!! if there’s anything tsukishima is good at and i mean anything !!! it’s being observant and keen on the people around him !!! ESP TO YOU !!!

at first you were always just kinda there ?

like he noticed your presence cause you shared classes with him and you were also at his practices a lot cause you and kiyoko would walk home together

so he knew of you but didn’t really know know you, yk?

but then one day yamaguchi came to him introducing you because apparently he’s the only one left on the team who hasn’t met you and it may or may not be because you were low key scared of him

it’s all good though cause once you two shook hands and talked he became more open to actually including you in his life

you guys made out to be good friends considering that you balanced out his snarky attitude with your even worse comebacks

like they weren’t really all that clever but it’s annoying enough to get him to shut up when you want him to

everyone on the team was super surprised at the fact that you were able to talk to tsukishima like that but also they were like: “please don’t ever stop???”

so you became from someone he barely realized was there to always looking for you first when he enters a room

yamaguchi: you know some people would call that having a crush 😗

and he’s all confused cause he knew that the possibility of him getting through high school without having a crush was very slim but jesus christ a crush on YOU??

tsukki, internally: god has favorites and it is not me 💔

but when he gets over the idea that it’s completely revolting to like you like that he realizes something click and suddenly it wasn’t an annoying idea to see you romantically

so in full tsukishima style he asks you out and was pretty surprised when you said yes but you weren’t cause he wasn’t even mildly subtle at hiding his intentions

you: does this mean you won’t be mean to me anymore 🥺

tsukki: no but that’s a nice try ❤️

even when the two of you started dating, he didn’t really want anything to change cause he liked the dynamic he had with you

he was very relieved that you weren’t easily offended and you didn’t really get on his nerves a lot

you guys were hot heads but you also respected each other 🥺

something you quickly became accustomed to after dating though is being codependent when it came to sleeping

you’re usually always over at each other’s houses and his mom is totally over the moon at the fact that his son found someone like you

so every afternoon after school you two are at either houses and just chilling and vibing because school do be very tiring tho

most of the time naps happen and even if it is super hot outside and you’re on the verge of a heat stroke, you just can’t get comfortable unless you’re touching him yk?

tsukishima’s probably the same since he really likes it when his leg is over yours or when his arm is touching your arm

you, under a blanket against tsukki’s back in extremely warm weather: it’s hot

tsukki, sweating: yeah

you: so anyways

he didn’t even realize how much he’s used to you being there when he falls asleep that at night when he actually needs to rest and you’re not anywhere near him he just can’t ???

tsukishima, snapping you a picture of him with tired eyes at 2 in the morning: you ruined my life

you, just as tired, quickly replying: uno reverse card bitch

so it’s 2 am and neither of you can fall asleep and it’s just an entire frenzy of tiring yourselves out

the two of you end up facetiming and just talking endlessly about random thoughts and perspectives on people

his voice is 100% groggy and every 2 minutes he’s yawning but he really likes it when he’s talking to you because it’s always better when it’s you in the mix

he’s telling you all about how he thinks dinosaurs are super cool and fantastic that when he realizes you’ve fallen asleep he’s just like 🥺

he stares at the screen for a while, suddenly regretting that he wasn’t there to make sure you were comfortable

he’s got the softest smile on and he doesn’t even care that he’s staring at you while you’re asleep cause you just looked so peaceful and warm and sweet

tsukki: that’s my baby 🥺

he feels another yawn come up and he ends the call, hoping that the tone won’t wake you up when he does

at this point he’s also on the verge of falling asleep and he’s very glad that he talked to you because you always knew how to get him out of things like this

tsukki, texting you: thanks for falling asleep on me SNAKE

tsukki: love you, gn <3

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sweetlifetownsville · 6 years ago

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'Disaster Management' Or 'Management Disaster'? We Have A List ... So Far

And it will be hard to argue that the whatever management disaster from the council is determined after this is all over, it started long before the rain. Suddenly Mayor Mullet has an unexpected and unwelcome election campaign issue on her hands will her inevitable spin as heroine of the hour hold up to scrutiny? At The Astonisher, has the worm turned? Jenna Cairney took an early swipe at the mayor, even before it got really bad and allows a developer to stick in the boot as well two more another reasons its called the Astonisher. And heres another are you sitting down? The Magpie gives the paper top marks for its coverage of the floods. No, seriously. Theres a very good explanation for it and therein lies a glaringly obvious and valuable lesson for editor Cairney (when shes doing her job, she editor, when not, shes iditor). and The Magpie points out how tomorrows (Monday local) American Super Bowl organisers have missed the ratings bonanza of a lifetime, which couldve doubled their already massive audience. But to start this week The Irony Award of the Decade. To head up this weeks offering, pride of place goes to the great Bentley, who counts among his many skills a very sharp memory which recalls things that some would rather he forget.

Which swiftly brings us to the nub of things for this week. Its The Vision Thing, Stupid There are those poor agitated souls who suggest the The Magpie writes with the benefit of 20/20 hindsight. To which the obvious reply is that of course he does, because he doesnt make the decisions that affect us as a community, and merely comments on those decisions that have been made by others. While being wise after the event is always irritating (The Magpies mission) what this town REALLY needs is a big dose of decision-makers being wise BEFORE the event. This weeks excessive dampness and the public doubts that have appeared over the councils disaster management ability brings up a case in point. There will most certainly be a post-monsoon post-mortem into the disaster management decision-making process and crucially the timing of opening the Ross Dam flood gates; when a legal authority like a council deliberately floods ratepayers homes and businesses, there sure as hell MUST be a post mortem as legal eagles start circling. For the greater good doesnt always cut in matters of compensation. Then there have been confidence-sapping instances like this, too, after flooding had started.

That, and many comments to this blog about timing and pre-organisation of sandbags some places plenty of sand but no bags, others, plenty of both but no shovels, and a dearth of relatively inexpensive mechanical bagging machinery have been sent in. And there is a dire warning for all property owners even when the waters recede any insurance premiums are likely to be through the roof, if they can be obtained at all more on that in a moment. And the responsibility for this situation must lie somewhere. It has all led one frustrated leading businessman who wishes to remain anonymous for prudent reasons considering the current vindictive regime in Walker Street to post the following to The Nest: Jenna Cairney who I believe moved out of her unit on the Strand to a house at Railway Estate affected by the flood wrote on the Bulletins Facebook updates 31/1/19 that the Bulletin forecasts on rain have been running since 6 am on the 30th, yet the disaster centre didnt start updating until more than seven hours later1.36 pm . Jenna claimed the $8.5 mil disaster centre was left flat footed with residents having to reach out to the Astonisher for advice.

Jenna concludes with We are constantly told to be prepared for major weather events . The local Disaster Co-ordination Centre also needs to heed the advice. Our angry commenter continues: Jenna isnt the only person commenting negatively on the new $8.5 mil centre. I have just received a text to mobile and recorded messages to both my home and business landlines but it seems too late. My daughter in Hermit Park woke to over a foot of water Friday 1st at 7 am, today its up to her shoulders and her car totally submerged! Conjecture will continue but my concerns are: -did former TCC CEO Adele Young cut back on preventative maintenance, and, with over a third of T.C.Cs staff made redundant, did they lose invaluable experience to leave us more susceptible to flooding, and other natural disasters and -if they knew the rain would continue, did they have the technology to predict they should have opened the flood gates earlier. If not, why not? I think there is going to an absolute bun fight with insurance companies wanting hydrologists reports and my concerns is more Townsville residents will be left with an inability to get contents/ house insurance. While to some it may seem churlish to be looking at this questions and failings before the danger is not yet over, it is legitimate for them to be considered in the light that there are yet many more decisions to be made including the alarming but necessary fore-warning that much further rain could threaten 20,000 homes

thats one quarter of all dwellings in this city. The performance so far on the ground and water has been the usual efficient, industrious and courageous efforts by selfless men and women fire, police, defence forces and just ordinary citizens helping where they can as we always do but some of the decisions from the Disaster Center HQ so far do not inspire confidence that we are in safe competent hands. The timing and extent of opening the dam gates is sure to be the subject of future debate. A Touch Of Timely Humour Highlights The Magpies Point

And An Urgent Clarification Needed From Premier Palaszczuk Surely there cant be a deliberate bit of political game-playing by the premier at a time like this. She has declared Townsville a disaster zone but apparently not a natural disaster. The difference is crucial to Townsville businesses, already suffering a severe economic down turn, who will be up for an extra crippling financial liability if we are just a disaster zone.

The premier needs to step up now and ease the minds of some businesses that may be teetering on the edge. The mayor should immediately ask for a clarification, and if necessary, a switch to a natural disaster for what else could it be when a Sydney Harbour of water is dumped on the city is such a catastrophically short time. This option is the fairest to all. But The Astonisher Has Well Astonished Given the on-the-run nature of reporting our unfolding disaster, The Magpie gives a emphatic up-tick to Jenna Cairney and her crew of substantially inexperienced journos for wide and consistent coverage. Certainly theres been blips but, far fewer than one could have expected. And why might that be, you ask? Simple because this is real, rolling hard news, on-going, mixing constant reporting with solid information (well as solid as reporters are told). No time or need for padding, opinion or bias, of which there has been precious little. Apart from Ms. Cairneys presient hand-slap at the Disaster Center, things have been happening too swiftly. And generally, given the circumstances, all platforms have performed well. Little things like pics of kids playing in floodwaters can be tut-tutted over later. From his own professional experience, The Pie predicts a traumatic event like this can be the foundation of many a solid journalistic career, and some of the tyros, and even those who think themselves already seasoned, will gain insights into real reporting to be the better for it Ms Cairney, The Pie knows how much you, like our mayor, appreciate the The Magpies wise counsel, so if you can guide your troops on this new path of professionalism, you will go a long way to restoring some of this once proud papers tattered reputation. Alas, the downside is that there will shortly be many a job application winging south with a CV justifiably boasting I covered the Townsville flood disaster of 2019. Who Says Mayor Mullet Is The Cause Of Townsville Economic Woes? Well, highly successful developer Peter Tapiolas, that who, for one.

In a bruisingly frank interview with Tony Raggatt, Mr Tapiolas showed hes as mad as hell and not going to take it any more especially not from politicians. He didnt miss many of em, either.QUOTE: Townsville recorded 573 approvals about 1.4 per cent of the share of major Queensland centres and second-last to Rockhampton, which had 369.The figures are alarming. We have never seen it as low as last year, Mr Tapiolas, a director of the Parkside Group, said. (Townsville Mayor Jenny Hill) should be screaming from the rooftops on Adani but she cant because shes scared of (Premier) Annastacia Palaszczuk, and the three local (Labor State MPs) wont support Adani. Mr Tapiolas said home building had ground to a halt because people lacked confidence about their current and future job prospects. When that happens people just bunker down and hang on, Mr Tapiolas said. UNQUOTE Crikey, Pete, want to guest edit The Magpie sometime no one will be able to tell the difference. But the story held other surprises, like Townsville state MP Scott Stewarts frank admission of being a self-interested Labor toady.

And even our old favourite Mayor Mullet was in danger of fence sitting bum splinters.

Reports? Madam, if you had the courage of your supposed convictions, you should be clambering up to the rooftops as Mr Tapiolas suggests, on this one too, since you no doubt read this in a story in which you yourself were quoted. Director of the National Threatened Species Recovery Hub Brendan Wintle has been engaged to lead the review, and is able to appoint up to six people on a panel to examine Adanis plan.Mr Wintle last year participated in a climate strike and has authored several articles critical of governments using biodiversity offsets to allow development. (TB Jan 22 2019) Even the Emerald Isle aint that green, sweetie. What is disturbing, though, petal, is when you come out with cowardly political twaddle like this. Other Stuff The Pie has thought about this SMH headline all night, and can only see visions of Soylent Green.

What they gunna do, pop the babies back in until a spot becomes available? Or employ alcoholic surgeons who dont try to hard on oldies (oh, sorry, the hearts over THAT side oops.) And then this that mightily confused this Aussie:

Ummm nice tan, Singo. Its Super Bowl Sunday, (Monday In Oz) And What A Missed Opportunity Americas annual play a bit, chat a bit, smack a few bums a bit extravaganza known as the Super Bowl, between someone or other and somebody else, is now famous for many other things beside football. There are the eye-watering numbers of global viewers 103 million last year resulting the equally eye-watering $5.2million that advertisers are happy to pony up for a 30 second commercial. And the half-time entertainment is now almost of more interest that the game, famous for fails and malfunctions, most notoriously the latter one of what is prissily referred to as a wardrobe malfunction (Justin Timberlake groped Janet Jacksons boobs which made them play wall-eyed peek-a-boo with the goggling audience, resulting in more computer slow motion replays and gummed up keyboards than any exploit on the footy field.) But the organisers have missed an ideal opportunity this year to create an all time viewing record, if only they had chosen the half time entertainment with a little vision. Bob Eckstein of the New Yorker illustrates a massive missed opportunity.

Which is a neat way to get into this weeks round-up from Trumpistan.

And this comment and tweet by The Magpie during the week brought all manner of mania out of the woodwork. Cold comfort perhaps, but just to remind you that whats happening here isnt by any means Gods biggest joke on humanity.

She is of course right if we accept that God invented ebola, cancer, earthquakes, tsunamis and Clive Palmer. Finally, here';s an ad from London that will get the thin-lipped humorless gals balling their fists and clenching their buttocks in rage.

.. Its been a this soggy, soggy week, folks, stay safe and dry if you can. Let fly in the comments if something is bugging you, its your space to vent, laugh or decry. And as always, a donation to help defray blog expenses is always welcome, the how to donate button is below. http://www.townsvillemagpie.com.au/disaster-management-or-management-disaster-we-have-a-list-so-far/

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positivisea · 8 years ago

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100 Questions That Nobody Ever Asks

So apparently you can’t edit a post anymore so instead of reblogging and filling in my answers I have to DO A WHOLE NEW POST so below is copy & pasted oaky thank.

While I have been on Tumblr for a while I’ve never really posted on her before and I decided why not kick it off with a Question Tag.

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Open, I’ll take my chances

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Gimme

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

Tucked out what the fuc

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

No?????

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Not often...

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

No why would I cut them out if I’m not going to use them come on now

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Bear

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

Yes they reside on my nose

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Usually. I do not have a good sultry look, so

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

FUCK I had this the other day and now I can’t remember. I’m gonna go with when people think they’re opinion is the only correct opinion and treat everyone with other opinions as crazy

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

No I never learned to count

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

So many times. Shoutout to Mulgrave’s yearly camping trips for that one

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Yep, welcome to nature kiddos

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

Not usually, but if there’s music I’m GOIN

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

Nope

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

None oops

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

Double bed

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Shape of You - Ed Sheeran

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Of course

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Yes!!

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE?

Somehow, 2001 A Space Odyssey beats out The Exorcist

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

Are you trying to trick the answer out of me? Nice

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Water or juice - I like cranberry/raspberry the best rn

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Nothing??? Don’t taint the nugget?/?

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?

Starches. But if I have to choose, pasta

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Forrest Gump, Hercules (the Disney version), Murder by Death, Love Actually, any Wes Anderson, any musical... it goes on

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

Guy at a club

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Nope was not about that wilderness life

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

I’d consider it, depends which magazine

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

A couple months ago

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

Nope

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Nope

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

Nope

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Mmmmm either chicken/brie/cranberry/avocado, or a really good grilled cheese

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

I’m a breakfast minimalist. Maybe some toast and an apple

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

12-2am

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Very

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

Lots of variation... everything from princesses to a dalmation to a renaissance woman

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Year of the Ox

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

English fluently, used to be fluent in Spanish but now I can just pick up bits and pieces

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

Food Network Magazine

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Legos what the fucc kind of question is this

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

At everything, yes

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

Could not care less

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

Rarely

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Nope

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Always

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

I cannot deny my adoring crowd

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Still working on that one

50. EVER USED A GUN?

Nope

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

Probably at some dance

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

NO THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Not enough to rob it of it’s joy

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

Yes mmm starch

55. FAVOURITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

Apple

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Lawyer, singer, vet

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Not even a little

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Yep

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

I take several

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

How would my toes enjoy the floor?

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

Not a lot

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

PJ shorts & a tshirt

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Shania Twain!

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

Walmart but I don’t love any of them

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Nike

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

CHEETOS WHO ARE YOU

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Peanuts mm

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

No??? Is this a promo??

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

For like 10+ years in ballet, jazz & hip-hop

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

I don’t think so

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

My best talent

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

Yes, grade 6. I must thank ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

Yes

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Nope, no record player

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

Nope

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

Never, but candles yes

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes, once

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Would love to see Watsky again

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

Probably whoever played O Week last year at my uni

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

No tea

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Hot chocolate, please

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Sugar cookies

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

Yes I am a fish and would happily live in the ocean

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yes. Can some people not do this?

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Not at all

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

DJ, but that’s a tricky one

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

I think so, but I can’t recall which at the moment. I definitely won a guess-the-number-of-candies contest in middle school

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Nope

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

GET THOSE OLIVES OUT OF MY FACE PLS

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I can knit, and got really into it for awhile back in high school, but don’t anymore

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

The family/living room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Yes

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

Been married to books for about 18 years

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

I had several in junior & middle school, and then dated my high school crush from grade 10 until graduation - Colin

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

No... what

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Nope

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?

A nice green

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Micaela & Sarah - my children. And my parents

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT?

Anyone who sees this text is now legally bound to do it sorry I don’t make the rules

#my post #tag

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sweetlifetownsville · 6 years ago

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'Disaster Management' Or 'Management Disaster'? We Have A List ... So Far

And even our old favourite Mayor Mullet was in danger of fence sitting bum splinters.

Which is a neat way to get into this weeks round-up from Trumpistan.

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sweetlifetownsville · 6 years ago

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'Disaster Management' Or 'Management Disaster'? We Have A List ... So Far

And even our old favourite Mayor Mullet was in danger of fence sitting bum splinters.

Which is a neat way to get into this weeks round-up from Trumpistan.

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