#apparently he actually said 'phase transition' 'between dec and mar' 'melee in the sky.' ultimately leading us 'away from petrodollar' and

[wumblr]

oh boy... clif high, the predictive linguistics guy from halfpasthuman.com's alta reports, says we're getting an alien invasion today. now to be clear he is both a crank and a nutcase as well as probably being in no small part responsible for the crunchy granola to fascism pipeline, but he is one of the most difficult cranks to dismiss out of hand, because his nutcasery has substance and is difficult to parse (it's rare to find cranks who can do both)

he employs an army of web crawling spiderbots to track the words people use on the internet and collates them under esoteric tags such as "space goat farts" to discuss them in what he describes as his wujos, which is a portmanteau of dojo and woowoo, as well as being what other people would describe as youtube rant videos. this supposedly allowed him to predict 9/11 and the 2004 tsunami in indonesia

why oceanography has any impact on the words people use online has never been made fully clear, but maybe it has something to do with his claims regarding h3o2 "structured water" (not really his claims if we're splitting hairs, but he uses someone else's so-called research to sell tubes with rocks inside of them to structure your water) which out of anything i've said is probably the easiest to dismiss out of hand. well actually the alien invasion claim is that it will happen 39 days after trump appeared on rogan

do with this information whatever you like, but i think none of you are daring to be specific enough when you make up a guy