#apparently Theo died of an std

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Ever think about how Vinc, Theo, Arthur and Dazai went back in time??

I bet you don’t

Well now you’re gonna

This will also have random history facts

We are also assuming it is early/mid 19th century 

Everyone has new technology to learn

Meanwhile, the Van Gogh brothers, Arthur, and Dazai have to learn how to live without things

If Mozart thought he had culture shock before WAIT UNTIL HE MEETS ARTHUR

Arthur is 100% into Jazz(founded in 1895) and Mozart HATES it with a passion

Arthur has a record player that he will play jazz records on, and the first time Mozart heard it he burst into the room yelling “WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU LISTENING TO.” and Arthur is just laying on his couch reading or something and he’s like “Jazz” and goes back to reading or whatever.

Mozart is ready to throw it out the window

Arthur and Dazai were around when the first telephone was a thing(1876). At one point one of them is probably like “Oh!  I have to tell ____ something.  I’ll call them”

And everyone else is like wtf do you mean???

And they go “shit….fuck….can’t do that here”

Dazai misses movies

I also feel like (ikevamp) Dazai would be really into coka cola, which wasn’t made until 1886

At that time it was made with cocaine 

LIGHTBULBS!  They weren’t a thing until the 1880′s, meaning Dazai grew up with artificial light.  Sometimes he walks into a room at night and rubs the wall looking for a switch until he goes “Wait….that’s right.  I need a candle”

Some article of clothing of Arthur’s is bound to have a zipper(1893). Maybe a coat of his??   Leonardo and Isaac would see it and be like “wtf???  How does it work” and the two of them just start looking at it.

Arthur just sighs and hands them the coat knowing they won’t leave him alone until they figure it out

Leonardo is also very offended that Comte has never brought him anything back from the 20th/21st century

Comte’s excuse is that if Leonardo gets his hands on something like that then there’s no telling what he’d end up making, and he doesn’t need that sort of attention

Arthur hates the shitty version of the type writer at the time

Also feel like Arthur has a love for fountain pens . . which won’t com around until 1884

Theo also forgets that artificial light isn’t a thing and will rub the wall until he remembers.  Sometimes it takes a while

Sometimes Theo and Vinc just want some gum.  Even though 1870′s gum wasn’t great(compared to 21st century) they still liked it.

I don’t know how long it took to get to Europe, but the first motorcycle was made in 1885, and that’s just something Theo would have been all over.

Dazai gets to the 19th century and goes “You still you carriages to get around?”  Isaac would be like “Yeah?  What did you use?”  and Dazai goes “Pft, a car” and that is the first time Isaac wanted to hear Dazai talk.

Theo’s first day at the mansion, he gets introduced to Napoleon and goes “Huh, you aren’t so short after all”

Napoleon is like “what is that suppose to mean?”

Vinc would be a little upset that bicycles aren’t a thing yet.  He use to love riding one in the country side

You know when Arthur is writing a lot because you hear him screaming at how much he has to dip his quill in the ink, and how he wouldn’t have to do this with a fountain pen.

To solve this issue he goes to Leonardo. “I need a pen that holds ink for more than a few words.  Or else a better typewriter”

Leonardo told him to give him a week or two to see what he comes up with.  What he comes up with is equivalent to a fountain pen prototype.  He told Arthur he’d keep working on it but Arthur goes “nope.  This is fine for now” but Leonardo does anyway.

Vinc would see Sebastian doing dishes and go “Is a dish washer not a thing yet?”  the same goes with laundry.  He’s a little confused why he’s doing it all by hand until he realizes those things don’t exist

 It harder to getting use to things that aren’t there.  Dazai simply gets upset he can’t get Japanese food in France without someone making a special trip.

Arthur will also listen to big band music to annoy Mozart

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