#apologises stone-faced to Superman for the trouble
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If they say they don't want you... hit da bricks
why haven't they banned Joker from Gotham?
bestie do you think being banned would actually like. stop him. he already breaks laws, what's a ban gonna do?
#I'm still obsessed with the idea of heartbroken Joker miserably going to Metropolis#and being so fucking annoying#just SO fucking annyoing#staying on Lex's couch/rebounding hard with him BUT bitching constantly about Batman and how He Never Loved Joker Like Joker Loved Him#trying to start something with Superman to make Batsy jealous - but it's just. him setting up horrific murder plots with metropolis citizen#and it ends with Superman getting so pissed he damn near obliterates that twink (but not in the fun way)#and who should show up at the last minute to save his sorry scrawny ass? THAT'S RIGHT. BATSY.#Cue Joker going full swoon as Batman slaps cuffs on him#apologises stone-faced to Superman for the trouble#and drags his hot mess of a clown back to Gotham where he belongs#(“I knew you'd miss me!” crows Joker as he's bundled into the Batmobile. “Hng” says Batman)#(but he doesn't say 'no')
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