#apologies to apparently real tumblr user shaqattaq who got @ed in this post

[charaznablescanontoyota]

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LMAO YEAH I GUESS

favorite funny quote from a published work

from lucky people ofc

30 under 30 hot tub streamer nominee @shaqattaq - 20m @tetriscdiwasok hrgh otacon. tell me abt the tokyo lift mike @tetriscdiwasok - 19m snake! those are the last opponents you’ll have to take out before the tigers progress to the postseason! but be careful: their whole stadium is a pair of robotic legs! 30 under 30 hot tub streamer nominee @shaqattaq - 17m hnnnh. robotic legs huh. like some kind of metal gear mike @tetriscdiwasok - 15m don’t underestimate the power of the legscraper, snake! the lift may seem like pushovers on the blaseball diamond, but they’re lethal on the battlefield! 30 under 30 hot tub streamer nominee @shaqattaq - 15m tell me otacon. do u think love can bloom. even on a battlefield mike @tetriscdiwasok - 14m that’s my line idiot mickey d @waluigiboard - 12m what are you two FUCKING talking about

dealer’s choice of quote from a wip

from 'took it to heart like an ashtray', my rami winters death fic/character study!

“what did it feel like?” rami asks.  there’s no coffin up on the dais at the front of the room. just an urn, and a picture of chae she’s never seen before. how much did she really know about chae, anyway? they’ve only been playing together for two seasons. “i don’t know,” len says softly.