#apollo is a girls girl everyone 🎀

[coffeestained-kisses]

apollo went up to me and my friends during our practical today and joined our lil girl talk

he made very good contributions to our conversation, saying “why are men like this?” and “i hate when men are like that” HE’S SO CUTE

[goldentouched]

what’s up sluts, my name is 🍰  🎀  𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓎  🎀  🍰  and my full time job is bullying noah, but only i am allowed to do it ⁠— anyone else gets a fite on site. nevertheless, i’m dummy excited to be here. this is mercy, otherwise known as cursey, the viral internet meme and inventor and ceo of wearing pink and whining about literally everything. under the cut i will give you the sparknotes version of my very long, obnoxious bio and if you would like to plot, please shoot me a like over here and i will shoot you a DM 💗 💗 💗

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐃𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒.

mercy was left on the steps of the briar heart pagan - worship cathedral by her birth mother in an adidas shoebox that also only had a little doll in it ( which mercy later named ugly ) and the nuns took her in

she got pneumonia and they were convinced she was going to die, but sister jones, one of the nuns, prayed to apollo to save her and apollo cured her

abuse tw: bounced around foster homes by run by mostly shitty abusive foster families, jane doe essentially, had almost no friends save adelaide wu at one point and seems kind of princessy now but got kicked out a lot for starting fights with the popular girls who bullied her for being poor and scrappy

always thought she deserved more than her piece of shit life built on being treated completely subhumanly, found her solace in stealing pretty shiny things from every home she was in ( jewelry, lip stick, fashion magazines etc ) and had dreams of becoming a famous actress ( mostly because she loved to pretend to be anyone but herself )

fled her foster home in her senior year after The Stolen Stash was discovered by her drunken foster dad who tried to kill her with a broken beer bottle, ran to The Altar Of The Gods, sacrificed ugly, her only possession and asked to be rich and golden forever ( god, she played herself w that last one )

the next day she won the lottery, 1.7 billion dollars, renamed herself mercy jones after sister jones, got famous, went to a list parties, built a social media empire and was working on kick starting an acting career 

when everything went horribly wrong

first part of mercy’s curse is that she’s going to be rich and have money forever, but it’s cursed to make her extremely miserable

ex: her sports car slid into her pool, jewlery turns her skin green, gets food poisoning at fancy french restaurants

became wildly infamous, the face of a viral internet meme called cursey, dropped from every celebrity event and became a joke and social pariah

the final straw was that during her most recent instagram live her huge chandelier came down and almost crushed her to death

so she finally answered the call of the curse database who had begged her to register her curse for years and is currently at their facility because shes scared to be at home and told her followers she went to the caribbean

ok final bit and worst part, part two of mercy’s curse is that she asked to be golden and the god’s love to laugh so the god that cursed her ( idk who it is, someone help me ) turned her blood into ichor

blood tw it makes her EXTREMELY SICK AND WEAK, she gets golden nose bleeds and coughs it up in clots into tissues, her organs are failing and will probably die w in the next couple years if not months, yeehaw!

𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒.

basically 2009 breakdown britney spears, cursed paris hilton, has a purse dog named versace, cries a lot, lives on the facility bc shes scared to rent or buy a house ( if anyone wants to be roomates hmu )

kind of a bitch because she’s constantly in a state of being uncomfortable and miserable somehow 

a lot smarter than she seems, she doesn’t really trust people so she plays dumb and is a really good actress

smells like prada candy and it gives her a rash, but, worth it

treated poorly by nearly everyone in her life ( small exception for lou and addie ) , doesn’t really know what love is or being taken care of basically only learned to take care of herself, numero uno, bc shes been burned a lot ( once Literally )

has beef with apollo for saving her bc he probably knew this would happen and did it to laugh @ her .. smhhh

scared and paranoid all of the time, pretends not to be cursed, very sensitive and has the potential eventually to be good but not all the way there

baby af

“listen who would have thought behind the pink juicy couture tracksuit there was a real human heart“ me in mars’ dms

like i said, probably going to die soon half bc of the ichor half bc im noahs least favorite: no one get attached to her

hmu, please don’t b afraid to get spicy, mercy needs depth bc she is about as shallow as the kiddy pool, the end.