#ao the dewott

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Pokemon starters

A masterlist 2017 by me and a friend. Context: On a bus, bored,  discussing pokémon. Roasting 90% of them.

Enormous list under the keep reading. Warning for bad opinions, and smoking?? no idea. Just read it. You will know what i mean.

Pikachu: pika. that means dick. electrick dick pokemon. i hate pikachus with a passion. Raichu: i like raichus. fat, fat rats.

Bulbasaur: Cannabis cat frog Ivysaur: Cannabis cat frog with a flower on head Venusaur: Illegal cannabis plantation on a forest cat turtle frog

Charmander: Lizard on fire Charmeleon: Slightly bigger lizard on fire Charizard: Flying lizard. on fire.

Squirtle: Turtle Wartortle: Slightly bigger turtle Blastoise: warturtle tank

Chikorita: Giant  uhh uh plant uh whatever it is i ate one once Bayleef: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh girafe with uh seed necklace Flowey Megalovania 2015: HOLY SHIT THE PLANT EAT ASS

Cyndaquil: Mouse on fire 4chan 2016 ao som de gta san andreas youtube Quilava, quipassa, quisseca: Bigger Rat on fire. Typhfphfphfphfphfhfplosion: wingless flaming uhhhhhhhhh winglesss buzzard Totodile: alligator. bigger totodile: another alligator. big aligattor: big alligartor.

Treecko: Chameleon smoking a joint Grovyle: that thing but with a leaf Sceptile: that thing but with a leaf and a forest butt

Torchic: Somebody forgot the stove on and the chicken burned how do i fix it Combusken: hot cock on fire Blaziken: taekwondo hell chicken. on fire.

Mudkip: i will pretend it doesnt exist. such a failure. what is even this thing. no. *me, crying* i love him Marshtomp: it. uh. uhhhhhhh exists. Shrek: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

the turtle; i dont care enough about it but it is a turtle the other turtle: slightly bigger turtle i don tlike them: coconot turtl

Monkey: Monkey on fire Monkey: flaming yellow fever Monkey: another monkey on fire but it fights

Piplup: 🅱️enguin. cute. piplup with r: 🅱️igger 🅱️enguin  Napoleoff: 🅱️ig 🅱️ig 🅱️enguin, em🅱️eror, 🅱️apoleon

Snivy: pride snek Im not remembering the name: biggy pride confident snek Superior: confident snek snek pridey and big ego and no hands

Pig: fried bacon Fat pig: is fat bacon I dislike the fact that this is a fighting pig: another fighting animal.

Oshawott: useless *ME CRYING* STOP. THIS IS HOW WE OTTER POP Dewott: NO IM NOT ROASTING MY SON Threewott: SHUT UPP 

Chespin: the hat thing on the back is assymetrical my big fat nut: he roll Chesnaughty: spin sppine sp spine spike sss

Fennekin kin: firefox that is not actually on fire Rule34: please. stop... this is a furry turn on....... pokemon co you knew it could happen,, FNAF foxy: FINALLY IT IS NOT A FIRE FIGHTING . I LOVE. FIREFOX WITH CONTROLLING MIND POWERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here come dat boi: o shit waddup  Froggerr: please dont run over it edge: edgy furry naruto oc too strong

Rowlet: cute. i have nothing to say. speechless. i would hug them. Owwww... it doesnt have ow on it?: badass birb Deciduieyeyuuifsjdjslfjeye: HOLY FUCK BADASS IT IS A GHOST TYPE OH MY GOD BEAUTIFUL I LOVE

Litten: i put my cat on fire Torrada: i put my cat on fire² NO. NO. NO. NOPE. ENOUGH: I CAN T BELIEVE ANPTHER FIRE FIGHTING I HATE TH- it is not a fighting. is this what im hearing? hOW. GOOD. BUT. UH. HOW IS THIS NOT FIGHTING

Popplio: GET OUT OF THE ROCK GERALD popplio with a skirt: GET OUT OF THE CLOSET GERALD Primarina: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SEA DRAG QUEEN SINGER. PABBLO VITTAR OF THE SEALS. 10/10

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I really wanted to present him in a better way qvq (not crying i mean)

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／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ contract? Muse(s) turn into magical girls/boys!! For as long as the mun wants~

Ao is a big fan of mahou shoujo anime. (° w °)

Ao: Now we can save the world with our magic!

Mango: And frienship, right?

Ao: Oh! you´re right, but no MLP reference, ok?

Mango: MLP?

Ao: Just forget what I said…

*the dewott start to run away*

Mango: Ao! I want to know! *giggle*

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+BONUS+

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Clothes swap between Manguito and Ao!! B)

Her clothes are just really tiny for Ao

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So... yesterday was Ao's BD! (/¡v¡)/ My bb turned 19 and I forgot to post this.

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Here are the drawings of the missing days (eve) I’m a mess (/YvY\)

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Day 7 haunted house Featuring(?) The creepy house from X&Y r14 :D

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Drawlloween #4 vampire :D

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I was drawing with my cousins and they ask me to draw a comic. :D

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Hi! We are Mango and Ao. We will try to answer as many questions as we can, so feel free to ask what you want.