#anywayyy i’m the best at cornley headcanons actually
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my personal headcanon is that chris is a better fucker than robert and robert gets so angry about it and that’s one of the reasons why he hates him
#whenever the whole group goes out and gets drunk#(which they do fairly frequently bc they’re besties)#robert tries to make out with a girl in the bathroom and she tells him he’s mediocre and she can do better#and then that same girl takes chris home and chris appears at rehearsals the next day wearing the same clothes as the night before#and roberts very pissed about it#i simply think chris is one of those people who is surprisingly good at sex#(yes i also hc him as ace. what of it. i’m flexible.)#and robert just kinda. doesn’t know what to do once they get into it#(this is also bc he’s gay but heavily in denial about it but shhhh)#this happens before robert sleeps with chris’s mum btw. that was a revenge act.#anywayyy i’m the best at cornley headcanons actually
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