#anywayss i'll be getting to more of the many asks i haven't answered yet (some are months old and i apologize fdgfhhgjh)

[earthbovndmisfit]

if i had a nickel for every time a fave of mine has been some blond gay gay homo gay badass and bad bitch who can be deadly af, is good with handguns, good at close combat, has dozens of dangerous men under his command, has a soft side that he will show only to those few that he wants to show it to, falls deeply in love with the buff brunet bisexual guy who kicked his ass in front of his men, then forms a deep and close bond with said brunet bi guy whose name starts with Jo and develops a Very Ambiguous relationship with him, devotes his life to him and remains loyal to him and him only for the rest of his life, always doing everything in his power and beyond to ensure the wellbeing of his beloved and protect his legacy...

...i would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it's such a Very Specific combination that its actually weird that it's happened twice