#anyways. irregular periodic reminder i'm in fact from

[paris-in-flames]

Translation:

"The mercenaries organized by Potra were prepared to cause chaos in Bucharest"

"IPJ Prahova's* reaction to the detainment of Horatio Potra, Georgescu's chief of security"

"Horatio Potra's mercenaries planned to target journalists and hostile politicians' homes" /End Translation.

*- IPJ Prahova stands for "Inspectoratul de Poliție Județean Prahova" which translates to "Prahova County Police Inspectorate"

[cobra-creampuff]

Okay, omega Johnny Lawrence thoughts, in no particular order:

has whatever the estrous version of endometriosis is

hang on i gotta look something up

has what i'm deciding is the fantasy estrous version of an endometriosis/PCOS type thing. he's low on the hormone that is supposed to trigger the end stage of his cycle, which makes his cycle irregular, extends his heats, and causes his uterine lining to either not grow in or not regress. it's not terribly serious in his case, but he has low chances of getting pregnant, misses more school and socializing than his peers, and because of lining build-up he tragically sometimes gets a heat and a period RIP.

when he eventually misses a lot of work because of this, in a field it's already difficult enough for him to maintain fair employment in, he's in a catch-22 of if he says why he needs extra time off he provides free ammo for further discrimination (and also... that's. really private, particularly for Johnny) but if he doesn't say why then he can't get accommodations and seems like he's lazy and a liar for constantly calling in sick right after his PET (Paid Estrus Time) <- and yes this unfortunate acronym that i definitely did not make on purpose does feature heavily in workplace sexual harassment :)

this is probably not what you wanted

i don't care

the ensemble's assigned dynamics at birth are this: Johnny, O; Bobby, A; Dutch, B; Jimmy, B; Tommy, B; Kreese, A; Silver, O; Daniel, B; Ali, B; Miyagi, B; Amanda, B; Sam, B; Anthony: A, Miguel, A; Robby, O; Shannon, B; Carmen, O

Kreese is obsessed with him in the most yucky problematic way. he wants to knock him up so bad. the fact that Johnny has a condition that makes that difficult only makes him want it more.

technically nobody who doesn't Need to know for attendance acceptance reasons shouldn't know about that, but pretty much the whole school does anyway. you know how these things go.

the hormonal condition also means that when johnny gets older and his other reproductive hormones start decreasing as a natural consequence of age, his body does not get the memo and keeps trying to have a complete estrous cycle; i.e. CK era Johnny has pseudo heats. they're not as intense as a real heat, but he gives off weak heat pheromones, gets real horny, etc, but doesn't have any physiological changes going on in there anymore

this is no longer based on any real hormonal disorders i'm making it up because i want that old man's pussy wet and needy

still gets menopause symptoms too tho, from the other hormones going away. RIP.

we'll say in this version, omega men and alpha women are fully hermaphroditic. so Johnny sired Robby, did not bear him. just because i think that both maintains and complicates that relationship dynamic in an interesting way (and also means Shannon doesn't have to be an alpha by default).

his heats make him kinda weepy uwu

he typically does not like to take as much PET as he really needs, and even sometimes tries to take less than standard because of his pride and the chip on his shoulder about his gender and also because Kreese went out of his way to pressure him to do that as a teen, cough, but! the fact that there's a nonzero chance of him crying if a client starts bitching at him makes him a little more likely to take care of himself instead of doing that lmfao

Kreese made him compete in the All Valley '83 while technically still in heat. he still took first place.

betas can sometimes develop some sex characteristics of alphas or omegas with regular high exposure to the opposite mating pheromone(s); Ali, Daniel, and Dutch have all experienced this from being around Johnny a lot, as well as a roommate Johnny had in his late twenties and one or two of his adult sexual partners

he gets paranoid that his mere presence in their lives will fuck up his beta students' development and Daniel has to remind him the only reason he's had any effect on Daniel is because Daniel huffs him like glue

however, Daniel does use this thought process to his advantage when convincing Johnny to take time off at the dojo for his pseudo-heats even though Johnny's always insisting he doesn't need PET anymore since his heats aren't real and he should just be able to handle them like a man. sometimes... being a hypocrite... is helpful......

Johnny never gets mated, married, or pregnant, and doesn't want to, but he does have a genre typical breeding kink lol

he does NOT have a genre typical ownership/caretaking kink, which causes strife in some of his relationships because it isn't considered a kink and people think he's just being a shitty boyfriend for not being into it

still likes butt stuff

in fact he really likes the way bottoming anally can keep him feeling empty and desperate even while actively getting filled, likes how much wet-and-messier it makes him get, likes having his needy, grasping pussy spread open and looked at and teased with cool air or light surface touches while he gets fucked

that's probably more like it

you're welcome

omega men have itty bitty titties, and Johnny's are not particularly sensitive or erogenous but he's perfectly happy to have them played with anyway, which is good because Daniel is fucking cartoonishly obsessed with them

Johnny likes to drive Daniel nuts by casually having his bare chest exposed in nonsexual situations, because it's not considered inherently indecent and it doesn't turn him on, so if Daniel starts acting horny or jealous about it he'll look like a sex pest lmao

he absolutely fucking hated hated hated HATED doing it and hid away to fucking BAWL as soon as it was over in '83, but Now he loves fighting while he's in 'heat'

he loves that most of the time he still wins (except against Daniel, the little bastard, they're holding steady at about 3-2 to Daniel overall and it drives Johnny up the FUCKING wall cause for the fucking life of him he cannot figure out WHY, why aren't they at least even?! FUCK!!), he loves how visibly down bad to fuck him his opponent is, especially Bobby who's typically more affected as an alpha

he'll deliberately let them get two hits in (except Daniel, he actually has to try with Daniel, it's SO fucking annoying), let them get all confident and horny about it, then he'll hit them with this sly, smug, heated Look before taking them down

sometimes he'll let them fuck him after he dominates them on the mats. but usually not :)

one time when Johnny happened to have one of his pseudo heats while the OG Cobras were all in town, he had a match like that with Dutch and then let Dutch 'catch' him getting fucked wheelbarrow on a bench in the changing room by Jimmy

listen duck says Billy does his own stunts and if he can do all of that shit wheelbarrow position is surely a piece of cake even on a changing room bench at 59 years old okay just let me have this

it's the arms back kind of wheelbarrow btw, he's not on his hands, it's really only not reverse cowboy because Jimmy's standing up

it's a very vivid image okay JUST let me HAVE IT

omega Johnny Lawrence; thoughts?

Well the first thought is obviously yes. And the second thought is please.