#anyways- sorry to hear darling. JFSAHAF

[pomfiores]

"Vil, a student from Pomefiore just glitter bombed me. Apparently, I was too bland looking so they decided to "make me sparkle" "

Cue Yu coated from head to toe in Glitter. The prefect was not amused, and his eye was twitching in annoyance

"Would it be wrong of me to hunt them down and exchange their makeup for drug store knock offs"

    If it isn’t one thing, it’s another.  Turning his attention from his conversation with his manager via text message to ... a spectacle of a prefect standing before him, Vil’s eyes flick down then back up as his expression contorts.  “ I don’t know which is worse, the fact that you’re accusing one of my students in such a manner or the fact that you couldn’t be bothered to clean up a little before tracking all of this into my dorm. ”

    Sighing, Vil rose from his spot in the lounge.  “ I wouldn’t exactly fault them for that, either, considering you could get a new look... Fufufu...— ” Not like this, however. Despite the Queen finding some amusement in this.

  “ I can admire your desire for revenge — but I can’t let you just jeopardize my students skin with drugstore products like that. Messing with their complexion is a step further compared to messing with clothes which can easily be resolved. ” And don’t get any ideas with tampering with their dorm uniforms. 

  “ Blemished skin will take a while to correct again and I won’t jeopardize that when a photoshoot can be happening at short notice. ” They’re grown enough to know how to approach petty behavior.  “ Ugh, you’re sparkling all over my floors. Couldn’t you have had this conversation on a broomstick out the balcony? ”