#anyways yeah aksjaks i think this is so funny

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behold! my masterpiece!

(explanations for who everyone is under the cut)

Rowan (he/him): The son of my F.F13 S/I! About 19. His father was never in the equation, so he's very close with his mother. Has an enemies -> lovers arc with N.oel from 13-2

There's an AU in which he takes L.ightning's place in the third game as God's Savior. Why? Because his mom has been taken hostage by B.hunivelze.

Nalia (she/her): The daughter of my XB.1 S/I and D.unban! About 17. She's very kind and loves flowers. A bit of a cousin to N.ikol. Has a British accent.

There is an AU in which she gets transported to the third game (F.uture R.edeemed specifically) and meets my XB.3 S/I. Seeing someone who looks so much like her mother but isn't her + that woman being in a relationship with another guy isn't something she takes well.

Lillian and Thorn (she/her and he/him respectively): Lilly and Thorn are the twins! Both about 16, kids of XB.3 Ash and M.atthew. They're pranksters.

Kirrahe (she/her): Adopted daughter of M.ass E.ffect Ash and G.arrus. Raging lesbian. Human, almost 17, loves aliens a lot. She's a human biotic and often uses her powers for silly things ("Kira, why is the TV remote floating?")

Aster (he/him): Adopted son of M.ass E.ffect Ash and G.arrus. Turian, about 17. A little confused about human customs, but he's getting there. Skilled with machines and loves spaceships.

Violet (she/they): About 15, kid of Ash and A.qua! Aspiring Keyblade Wielder! Loves Z.ack F.air and absolutely has games on her phone.

H.i-F.i R.ush Kid: I haven't developed this kid much so I can't say much, but they love jokes and music a lot! A lot like their dad!

Daughterdota (she/her): Daughter of Ash and K.yohei. Likes skateboarding, basketball, and her dog. About 17.

Older S.hura Son (he/him): Older son of Ash and S.hura. Doesn't have a name yet because I haven't thought of anything. About 18. Is a huge flirt.

Younger Shura Son (he/him): Younger brother of the kid above, about 14. Also doesn't have a name yet. Sorta quiet, but one of the funniest people I know.

F.raldarius Daughter (she/her): Eldest children of Ash and F.elix. Heir to House F.raldarius. About 17 and a student at the Officer's Acadeny. Despite her light-hearted and jovial nature, she takes her responsibility and works herself to bone to be someone she feels is worthy of her future position.

Fraldarius Son (he/him): Younger brother of the kid above, about 15. Bit of a bookworm and aspiring mage. Generally very polite and well-mannered, but he's a lot more comfortable with a fireball in his hand than holding a conversation.

Demyx Kiddo (he/him): About 17, son of Ash and D.emyx. As the son of two musicians, he's a musician himself. A little shy, but has a heart of gold.

[dyketectivecomics]

tell us about the roller derby AU!! <3

(tysm anon bc this got me to get my ass in gear abt actually writing it all down fdskl;fjla ALSO shout out to zom for leaving a reply <3 ty both omg)

OKAY, first things first. This started bc I was thinking abt the Sirens doing Derby together (OBVIOUSLY Harleys idea) BUT 3 players isn’t enough for a team (you need 3 blockers, a pivot and a jammer afterall) so this team HINGES on the fact that GCS had that brief team-up with Talia and Zatanna and the pure Chaos of them permanently joining the sirens in the mainverse is something I want to explore sometime in the future but ANYWAYS they also need a team to play against and I’m Nothing if not Consistent so OFC this is Sirens vs Birds

cue Same Age-Range College Setting, Roller Derby Focus AU. Everyone’s attending Uni at Gotham State and yes I have majors in mind too, for the Sirens we got undergrads Harley: Psych, Ivy: Botany, Selina: Art History, Talia: Anthropology, Zatanna: Theater. For the Birds, (grad student she’s fast-tracking) Babs: library science, (undergrads) Dinah: Music, Helena: Undeclared, Zinda: doesn’t actually Go Here lmao

now u might be saying “wait a min randy, that’s only four birds. DIDNT u JUST say u need 5 players for a team?” And yes. Yes I did. The Birds is actually a BIGGER team than the Sirens and includes anyone who has ever been on the BoP team ever. They’re all here! And there’s a lot of them that rotate in and out of the roster but for the sake of simplicity we’ll focus on those four as Main members.

So let’s talk positions, play style & other stuff!

so Harley is the Jammer, don’t fix what isn’t broken. I like the idea of Talia being the Pivot bc ofc she’d want to be in charge. Which leaves Ivy, Selina & Zee as the blockers

 YES Selina plays damn near as dirty as Harley does lmao. In fact if we rank them by how often they play Renegade vs Regulation, you’ve got, Harley, Selina, Talia, Ivy (all at varying degrees of being FAR at the renegade-end of the spectrum) and Zee is more like just Right of center in favor of Regulation (but not above elbowing an opponent or ‘accidentally’ tripping them up if they’re REALLY close to winning) 

Derby names MOSTLY follow their costumed personas, like Poison Ivy and Catwoman, but then there’s also Gnarley Quinn (currently taking suggestions for Zee n Talia tho bc... well they DONT have names other than their own really lmao)

For the Birds, Zinda is the Jammer, Dinah is the pivot, Helena is a blocker, Babs is actually the team manager & former pivot. Harley gave her a BAD injury during an end-of-season bout and kicks off the rivalry btwn the teams at the start of the plot. (Other birds in the rotation play blockers and jammers as needed. Helena will step up as pivot if Dinah can’t make a bout)

All the Birds PRACTICE regulation derby but....  well, when you put on your skates and the ref blows the whistle, what happens next can’t be helped (but esp after babs’ injury if its a Sirens vs Birds bout they’re out for BLOOD)

Yes their derby names are the same as their hero names, and yes ppl still call Babs Oracle even tho she doesn’t put on the skates as much even after her knee heals

Outfits and Skates:

okay, so OBVSLY zee & dinah are still VERY much the Fishnet Queens™, but i can totally see Harley, Selina & Zinda joining them. can’t have derby w/o SOME ppl wearing fishnets after all fjldka;s

also i know that derby’s sometimes a bit more butch and some ppl take issue with Zinda’s miniskirt but listen i am GAY and a SUCKER for vintage inspired looks and really? skirts and skates go hand in hand BEAUTIFULLY. the skirt STAYS for zinda

actually im a sucker for bombshells!Ivy’s dresses too, i know the big fandom push has been towards making her more butch but LISTEN.

wait, do i actually just want to see Bombshells on skates is that what all this is about. im gonna scre-

everyone else’s looks im still trying to figure out in my own brain but tbh, any artists out there who feel like doing their own spin on superhero inspired looks for these guys im *eyes emojis* would LOVE to see that actually would love to see that A LOT

imagine everyone color-coding their wheels, though, omg i need that

outside of derby i think Harley & Dinah would be rlly into jam/rhythm skating, Zee, Selina & Talia would like artistic skating, and Helena & Zinda would be into speed skating. Ivy and Babs like supporting their friends & esp their gfs but actually they’re trying rlly hard not to show them up bc theyre both pretty good at jam/rhythm themselves fjdkls

Now for the Extra Relationship Stuff:

Obvsly almost all of the sirens have dated each other at some point. Whether in the past or over the course of going to uni together. Cue even More Drama when Talia and Selina break up and Both start pursuing soon-to-be-drop-out Bruce (the dropping out is unrelated to the drama itself but I just think it’s funny if even in an AU setting Bruce drops out of college aksjak)

also listen ever since i read those GCS issues with Talia and Zee I’ve NEEDED to see Selina/Talia/Zee so so so badly. its my AU and its happening some fucking how i’ll make it work shut uppppp

Also I’m gonna throw in some real slowburn HarlIvy bc once again it’s MY AU AND I DO WHAT I WANT.

Yes Dinah and Zee become star-crossed/rival-to-lovers in this. Havent actually decided which way I wanna go bc starcrossed is Fun, but rivals gives me DRAMA and with them both being diff arts majors could Add to that aksj

the Birds marginally have their dynamics together better than the Sirens, but every so often there’s some communication issues bc yes, we need all the Drama in this!!! I demand it!!!

So yeah, if/when I ever plot this out, it would be something with equal focus on changing relationship and team dynamics, and then focus on how well each of the teams are doing leading up to the Big Bout where the Birds are out to Avenge Oracle. And do they succeed? I guess you’d have to read to find out lmao

Coming to a fanfic site near you...... eventually.......