#anyways uhm there's not that much of my usual dialogue in these tags. dont have much to say ig

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I told you I had Outfits

ALRIGHT SO we’re gonna start with what I was the Most Normal about and then quickly devolve into the grand finale, which is. The funniest move of my career

Getting us started is our LOVELY models Steak, Lamp, and Shrignold in some very simple fits, first two mostly because I wanted to show their tails and the last one is for Seeing Something (outfit I saw in a dream that I barely remember. it was the tnbc luca dream for your information)

Slay, kings! Alright, up next is Bread Girl in an outfit I was in a long time ago! Still remember it fondly, and now she will too :)

How darling! A bonus scene for your entertainment:

I can headcanon two of the Healthy Band members as trans if I want and none of you can stop me >:) Moving on, we have Sketchbook in two variants of TODAY’S outfit! Woo!

Sketchbook with MY fashion sense lives rent free in my head every day every hour every second. This pink shorts(???) piece is the most unfortunately designed article of clothing I own and it KNOWS it’s only here because it’s pink and easy to breathe in. coughcough moving on

Alright this last thing. I. I need to put this under the cut. It’s not bad it’s just THAT FUNNY OF ME TO DO. It is... Spiderverse......... Related.......... s..spidersonas.

Oh my God they got CRUSTY. I’m not explaining these one bit have fun

[go-to-the-mirror]

Tagged by @roxannepolice and @harrowq, it's my lucky day

Rules: List the first lines of your last 10 published fics and see if there’s a pattern.

“Get out of the way,” the Master says, but the Doctor turns around, grabs him by his shoulders, looks him in the eyes.

I know that there's some kind of place ("The End of Time" AU, being miserable about Time Lords' fucked up little society)

“I thought I was gonna die.” Donna whispers it, like a confession.

welcoming you back home (the only one that you have ever known) (post-"Wild Blue Yonder," DoctorDonna)

The Doctor jolted back to full consciousness with ice cold water dumped on his head.

the kind of thing they did (during and post-The Nemonite Invasion, DoctorDonna)

he’s like a god the way he walks towards you, unafraid, unflinching, you want to hurt him.

god (during the wasteland scene in "The End of Time," tensimm, prose poetry)

“Isn't it beautiful, Doctor?”

I want your quiet, your screaming and thrashing (post-"The Last Line" AU, tenwar, ten's stuck in the time war)

The clock ticks in the corner, counting down every second of the silence.

The Blood-Dimmed Tide (Hermitcraft/Life SMP TMA AU, written for the Hermitshipping Big Bang)

They used to torture people here,” the Doctor with a bowtie — Eleven — says.

All these soldiers (Christmas gift for @bloopdydooooo, "Day of the Doctor" AU)

Jon feels sick after he reads Prentiss’ statement.

The Rotten Stone is a Mirror (my magnum opus, my last TMA fic, goes from MAG 32 -> MAG 160)

The Doctor's back arched and an agonised howl tore out of his mouth as soon as Dalek X activated the mind-probe.

i will pull it together (you can love me forever and ever) (post-Prisoner of the Daleks, DoctorDonna, read the whumpy bit and I was like. but what if friendship)

The Doctor stands on the edge of the building, looking out over it all.

The Last Laugh ("The Giggle" AU, please note that my views have Very Much Changed, i repeat it in the author's notes a whole bunch, im like hi hey guys uhm. i dont think the giggle was. bad. actually)

A pattern with my writing is usually starting with dialogue and then describing the scene, because I like it. It doesn't happen nearly as often as I thought it did.

Anyway, tagging: @bloopdydooooo, @mapleejay, uhhm... @cyeayt do you write fanfiction? i think you do? sorry i forgor