#anyways sorry long time mutuals buy a ticket to the circus yoy see the clowns

[macchiatosdumptruck]

That scene in KK3 after the club where Daniel tries to push Terry away and like: I CANNOT GET OVER HOW TINY Daniel's hands are on Terry’s chest. Like what the actual FUCK. The size difference is insane, Terry could so easily overpower him in every way and that’s like, super hot to me. I wish he had actually. Give me the R rated cut now.

Anyway, how can someone be this pretty and androgynous and floppy-haired and small?? How is this allowed?? No wonder heterosexual men don’t know how to react to this pretty twink, he confuses the shit outta them!!

And then there’s De Niro (Cuba) whose hand can so easily encompass Ralph’s (Teddy’s) wrist and then some. Much cuddled much cuffed indeed!!

God ok but the size difference I lose my mind every time I'm unwell about it just look at this.

(I want you to know I spent en embarrassingly long time trying to screenshot gifs of these exact moments. )

I'm just imagining Daniel on his back with Terry on top of him and Daniel is overwhelmed and sensitive and crying and ineffectually trying to push Terry away but he can't and he hasn't used his safe word so Terry just keeps going.

His hands are so small on Terry's body, and that's really saying something because Daniel's hands have always been a bit disproportionately large. Like a puppy still growing into his paws. But his wrists are so thin that they are encased easily. And Terry is so big by comparison that his fist entirely covers Daniels.

Another great thing about his floppy hair is that when he's getting it good it bounces up and down with him and gets sticky and sticks to his forehead. Just imagine this hair bounce during sex.

Bonus pic of Deniro grasping the back of Ralph's neck that makes me lose it every time.

Sidenote: I have also been thinking about how strange it is that straight cis men just Can't Deal with Ralph's version of Gender.

Because like yeah, he's pretty and dainty, and androgynous. He sings and dances. He likes fancy wine.

He's attractive in the way that confuses them. His combination of masculine beauty and delicate features just don't match what Proper Man should look like.

But he also has a lot of traditionally masculine hobbies. He's a Car Guy. He's a Hockey Guy. He loves playing and watching sports and going to rock concerts and gets sponsored to play golf by fancy and incredibly named watch companies.

I think he's so secure in his own masculinity they simply Cannot Deal because he's Doing Masculinity Wrong to them.

Meanwhile he was an 80's heartthrob for exactly the reason that he was pretty and slight, and domestic and that's highly appealing to women.

Tldr, straight men: Ralph pretty like girl but also man? Confusion!