#anyways since i saw those cats fish havent given up runs so really | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ratatatastic · 16 days

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how is the fish game going? theyre sacrificing a guy from pittsburgh on the mound and offering him as a tribute to a philly team because our starter somehow got a health scratch 20 minutes before the game and now he has a 14.14 era after 2 innings after giving up (checks notes) 7 runs and only one of em was a 2run blast

#txt #hello mr baker man who threw an apple at the wall after giving up your baseball dreams #and then decided no that felt good i shouldnt give up my dreams #and his name is kitchen #listening to the radio call while rollerblading and went i expected this but not this badl #and then i saw 2 cats emerge from the bush in front of me as a “im gonna kms” was about to leave my mouth #and went no i wont and gushed over the good omen kitties #anyways since i saw those cats fish havent given up runs so really #cat omen

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