#anyways it would make the sport 5000x more entertaining
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hockey needs confessionals. not typical player robot soundbites. but i want them sitting with a bad green screen background in the middle of a game like
“and then, get this, he tells me i need to get some mouthwash! you believe that shit? like, buddy, if you’re that close to my mouth maybe YOU’RE the problem!”
“like he literally bit me. who does that? who bites someone? he’s crazy. and with a father like his, i don’t even know why i’m surprised!”
“you know i’m lining up for a face off against him and it’s really awkward, okay, because i mean. half of this league has slept with him or dreamt about it at least, right? not to call him a slut but if the shoe fits. so obviously i lose the face off,”
#anyways it would make the sport 5000x more entertaining#dissecting each others chirps and hits with the attitude of a 50yo housewife#it’s 2pm and i just woke up and this is what i wake up thinking about#you don’t have hockey for a couple days and society loses its minds#giggling at the thoughts#nhl#hear me now !!!#yap yap yapping
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