#anyways imma go fuck off into the sunset now and not get those photos printed

[cordlessgryphon]

So someone informed me that some of y'all in the US east coast cosplay community follow my whereabouts as a like. Mysterious chameleon cosplayer who no one remembers get the name of? (I was not aware this was a thing? I was/am a bit of a loon, Internet fame is not my dragon to chase anymore.) Several months after learning this neato fun fact about myself, someone else subsequently informed me that some of yall think im dead??? Upon checking my pulse, I regret to inform anyone who made bets and has subsequently lost large sums of money, that I am, in fact, still alive!! And Intend to remain that way!! I just havent been going to cons bc I have No Money, Burnout, A Job, and Chronic Illnesses. (i actually happen to need a wheelchair, walking at cons is a living hell, here's the plug.)

But uh. yeah. If you recognize me from any of the below photos (these are just the ones I know people have mentioned) and have been speading weird and baseless rumors: Stop telling people im dead! There's a reason you can still hear my voice, dummy!!