#anyways im even more into papa 1 than i used to be so he's abt to get some love from me

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i need to kick my own ass into drawing if only to draw the papas with fangs again that shit was so fun and very horny i miss drawing tres horny popes (quatro horny popes now)

my galaxy tab is comin babey im ready to rock n roll

so many concepts in ghost fandom were simply Not Present until the queers showed up

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dude i alwaaaaaays love hearing your thoughts, plus im already obsessed w these two so you know i am innnnnn!!!!!! honestly so exciting to see this teehee (also i loooove walks like that!!!! that sounds lovely <3333)

ok so like...first off, cormac thinks cassimir is a GOD and also his best best best friend and he thinks they're bloodbrothers and like???? the idea that cassimir might not feel the exact same way about ~cormac (in terms of friendship...he agrees that cassimir is sm better than everyone else sdakfjlsldkjf) like even at the start i feel like cormac saw cassimir come riding into town and said to himself 'someday that kid is gonna be my best friend' and some dreams, ig, ~do come true ;DDD and anyway he's been stick to him like glue since that time!! honestly i feel like cormac was fueled by pure delusion when they first met he was like 'nothing will ever disturb this beautiful future i see before us' bc cassimir was just tooooo cool like duDE that hair, that black uniform, that irritable glare???? cormac was like 'i wanna travel the world with you' so yeah i think he either ignored or misinterpreted the sarcasm bc he was like IF I ATTACH MYSELF TO YOU LIKE A BARNACLE SOMEDAY WELL BE BFFS basically lajksdkfljsdjf and that's probs the biggest display of sheer determination he's ever made tbqh alksdjfljkdf

i feel like cormac just has this image in his head of cassimir as like the THE coolest, toughest, smartest, most badass etc etc etc man to ever walk the earth and so he's half like 'damn i get to hang out w THIS guy???? and half TEACH ME YOUR WAYS' at all times and anytime anything isn't quite working out for him he just consults his WWCD (what would cassimir do) bracelet (which lbr may or may ~not actually be what cassimir would do but here we are) oR -- his preference -- rides over to malconaire and is like TELL ME WHAT TO DO FRIEND

alksjdfjkdsf by the time cassimir started being nicer cormac had 100% brainwashed himself into thinking they were besties!!! things were going sooo well!!!! and i feel like...[ this ] whole interaction w cassimir as gina and cormac as boyle (ig pimento is cassimir's ~former self in this scenario?? or maybe one of his own siblings or smth, i have no clue but anyway the general point stands hahaha) is sort of how he viewed this situation, i feel like sdlkajfksldf noT papa malconaire getting through to cassimir to be nicer to ppl or ~anything like that heehee

omg yeah he is 100000% cassimir's personal hype man!!!! and he's here to convert nonbelievers too!! which no doubt makes him v popular amongst the og malconaire sisters alksjdfakljdsf speaking of whom!!!! in cormac's perfect world, cormac and cassimir will marry e/o's sisters and that way no one can deny that they're brothers 100%%%%% alsjdflkjdsf but i feel like valentina has def given him a lil hint (a la mrs bennet to mr collins re: jane's upcoming engagement ;D) that sonya's off the table, so he's probs sizing up the og malconaire ladies!!!!

honestly, i think his ideal pairing in his own mind would be eithne bc she's the best blend of every type of loveliness, both personality-wise and physically and, at the risk of quoting gaston, that makes her the best! i think the brigit thing is doomed to fail (well, for many reasons!) bc im pr sure he's lowkey terrified of her/doesn't see her behavior as that of a 'proper' lady (since he's been verrrrry quick to adapt to roderick's way of thinking in these matters!) and, more importantly, he's hardly ever heard cassimir say a nice thing abt her and he 1) memorizes everything cassimir ever says -- only ~kinda kidding -- and 2) he agrees w all of cassimir's opinions so he thinks brigit is the worst and if she can mess w cassimir well!! cormac hasn't got a chance!!! -- and frankly he's right abt that part, at least laskdjfaklsjdf, but i think aoife -- once he realizes that eithne is cassimir's, unless cassimir's already made that clear to him? -- is probs the backup he'd move to, but i ~do think cormac thinks that he's all that, and labors under the impression that ~all of the malconaire girls (sonya and all the og girls, alike!) are in love w him and that he may choose whoever he likes! but yeah, id say his preference goes like:

sonya

eithne

aoife

roisin

brigit

but yeah, like i said, i def think there would've atp have been some occasion on which cormac would've sidled over to flirt w sonya while a varmont was there and cue valentina chasing him off hahaha and from that convo he probs knows that valentina wants cassimir to have an imperial bride and, while he's really disappointed bc he wanted to be cassimir's brother for real!!!! he's also like 'he deserves nothing less! cassimir for emperor!' and honestly the thought of cassimir ~not being his emperor someday would be smth he'd mind far more than the idea of cassimir moving in on eithne BHAHAHAHA ngl i don't think he's really interested in ~any of the malconaire sisters for their own sakes (i might be wrong tho -- i haven't discussed it w anyone yet obv) soooo asjdflkjsdf #husbandgoals

THE GASTON/LEFOU PARALLEL THOOOOO lkjdsflakjsdf its honestly soooo on point!!!!!! i do think cormac is probs less of a good person than lefou frankly alkjdsfkjldsjfk or at least in a v different way bc he's def a drama queen hahahaha but anyway!!!! the point is that dynamic is on pointtttt (esp the 'esp me' part no lie lakjsdfkjsdjfk cormac is PROUD to be cassimir's sidekick!) and he's happy to be taken advantage of by him too ngl!! he feels he's getting sm benefit out of all of this and like idk if 1) he even registers that he's being taken advantage of and thinks its an honor to be so trusted as to be asked to do whatever!!! but 2) even if he does cassimir is so royal and soon to be imperial and like!!!! they're besties and he's sure that cassimir would do the same for him [footage not found] but honestly itd never occur to him to ask cassimir bc you don't ask zeus to order you pizza or whatever lakjsdfkjlsadfj

sdlkfjaksdjkff cormac is frankly DELIGHTED to be considered useful to and trusted by cassimir!!! what an honor to snitch on rian for him honestly lakjsdfkljdsf tbh idk how ~effective he really would be in that position tho bc rian is also terrifying to him, im sure, and honestly there being caverns around lorcan and like lakes like??? things might drip??? on his *king richard voice* tummy flowers!!! or smth!!! and cormac don't do nature lakjdsfkjsdf pluS what ~he considers relevant info probs isn't super helpful but!! he will try as long as it doesn't interfere too much w any of that!!! bc, and this is a mark of true friendship, his love for cassimir outweighs even his love of fine things!!!!!!! at least, that one particular tunic bc he'll just get a new one made!!!!! and there's only one cassimir <3 (i do think deciding between his loyalty to cassimir and life's comforts/his beloved lifestyle would be theeee most trying test he's ever undergone!!!! kljskflsjdaflkj) honestly tho he's not ~wrong abt cormac's future estate!!!! it's malconaire 2.0 if there's anything cassimir wants done there lkajsdfkldjf cormac has no idea what the peasants are doing or why!!!1 he doesn't care!! if cassimir says evict them, they're ouT and eabha can just shut up abt it already! etc!! lajsdklfjsd CASSIMIR FOR EMPEROR 2K24!!!!!!! (cue valentina cheerleading in the bg!!!! lajsdklfjsdkf)

ooc | Cassimir & Cormac

I'm sorry I know you haven't even made his site yet, so this is premature, but I went on a walk today and I just thought about this relationship????

So, first, I feel like Cassimir did NOT like Cormac at all when he first met him! I imagine they met pretty soon after Cassimir came to Malconaire and he was like "who is this loser??? and why won't he leave me alone????" Honestly, he probably was kinda mean to him atp but I can also see where the sarcasm might have just gone over Cormac's head #facepalm

I do think he treated him better as they got older and Cassimir started being a tad bit more empathetic and while he might have been friendly at times, I don't think you could have considered them friends (even if Cormac did lmao) -- that being said, I feel like Cassimir was still frequently pretty annoyed with Cormac, but even then he did like the attention/compliments that Cormac would pay him!!

I think they've become more of a duo though, since the war?? Both because I think Cassimir feels a little isolated and lonely since the events of the battle and part of him wonders if that is justified, but keeping people like Cormac around makes him not think about any of that!!!!! I feel like Cormac is just Cassimir's personal hype man and between him and Valentina, Cassimir is really out here thinking he can do no wrong sometimes ;D

I'm crying because Cassimir does NOT consider him and Cormac to be friends, but in reality Cormac probably ~is his best friend. #facepalm [ Honestly, I imagine that there are some Gaston/Lefou parallels here lmao ]

But Cassimir definitely takes advantage of Cormac!!! He's come to realize that Cormac will do pretty much anything he says and he knows it?? And I feel like Cormac is half his friend/half his servant (even though he's a legit lord in his own right alsjflasjfldsfj -- although that being said, I'm sure he knows that Cassimir has ~royal~ blood)

I think Cassimir is also pleased that a) Cormac is currently residing at Lorcan b/c Cassimir thinks that that should pass to him and not Rian since he is a step-cousin to Padraig Lorcan and he definitely wants any and all dirt he can get on Rian and b) that Cormac is now going to have an estate of his own to manage, which I feel like Cassimir pretty much feels will be his own to control?!??! Like, he can tell Cormac to do whatever he wants him to do and he will do it!

I also think he sees Cormac as a potential husband for either Rosie or Brigit tbh??? I imagine that the northern estate he has been gifted is further away than Lorcan/Hanthom/Malconaire/the capital all are in relation to each other (which reminds me that I should construct a map soon!!) and that it is farther away that they wouldn't be a ~constant problem to him. I think he'd prefer Brigit, because he imagines that she would run away as soon as they are married, but that the harsh winters up there would (~conveniently) kill her but he knows he has talked a lot of shit about Brigit over the years and its a hard one to try to turn that around and start saying good things about her to get Cormac on board??? So he does think that Rosie will be the easier sell

[yakocchi]

Becoming a Family With Him, Part 3 // Shuichi, Hikaru, Rhion, Luke, Eisuke

so this came out, as further celebration for the anni. VERY GOOD, much more appreciated than the prior story set lol that one was kind of boring but i get it

they made the kids for all the... kid-less ones, and the eisuke one that used to be VIP-exclusive is now here for everyone to buy (rip those ppl who gacha for it)

my rambling behind the cut (spoilers!!)

shuichi // as ud expect, shuichi has a literal hime ass looking girl (kikyo) for a daughter. she’s only 6, but is pretty calm and ladylike. She even calls her parents with –sama so... ok luckily shuichi does not strip down all the way in the presence of her daughter and only takes off his suit coat. thanks dad

anyway since shuichi has a break coming up, he wants to have a family trip how nice. but then the dang girl wants to go over to see eisuke WHAT when soryu exists and lives a block away? unrelatable, im closing the app anyway eisuke is her first love, which wtf he’s like 20 yrs older than u. even worse, mc says she’s been in love since she was like 3.

shuichi is reconsidering the benefits of democracy in his mind but eventually relents. but then they’re still following the fucc-days rule they set years ago. well, as he says in the story, RULES ARE RULES

blah blah i don’t want to go over everything bc then it’ll be boring reading the story when it comes out in engl right? also im tired bc it’s 1 am and i just want to play toontown in bed but nothing really bad happens. they are a v cute family bc shuichi is a pleasant and mature dad. kikyo and mc even do a little surprise for him at the end and it is very sweet. i feel like out of all the families, this is the most ideal

mad hatter // so they have twin sons named Rui and Kai. Rui is the childlike one that resembles Rhion in personality, Kai is the more mature one that resembles Al. man i forget that boy’s name but u get me i know they only can use stock bgs but it’s killing me that these dang kids get to sleep in what looks like separate king sized beds.

even though rhion is now a father of two, he still acts like... 10. i mean he still horni but it makes me feel weird

later it’s revealed that Ota teaches them both as an art tutor bc they both showed an interest in art. this is cute bc ota is bad with kids in this universe LOL

the ending on this one was weird cuz the kids didn’t show up in the entirety of the last ep bc it was about WORK. so uh... interesting

hikaru // so their son is named akari. haha get it because it means light. like how hikaru also means light. can mc name her kids unrelated to their father or is that against the Geneva convention

this kid actually acts like an actual little boy. like what hikaru would’ve probably turned into if not for the whole sad backstory. the story starts with akari just bringing a dog randomly home one day. he actually saved the dog (it is very cute bc he did not want the dog to cry), and then after a talk they decide to keep the dog as long as akari knows the responsibility of taking care of an animal.

so next day, the bidders come over to their house and everyone’s like woaw a dog. lol they come into their house as guests and eisuke and mamo still demand for beverages, they all suck

akari names the dog... “Light” (Raito) and i want out of this nightmare. Naturally bc Light is an abandoned dog it’s still kind of bad with interacting with things. But then Light suddenly be giving the ( ╹ਊ╹) to soryu bc remember, animals love him. everyone clowns on soryu for being an unintentional dog whisperer and then akari is like “soryu san pls make me ur apprentice” and he gives some advice like approaching it slowly, and talking to it from the front instead of back.

blah blah there’s a situation where Light goes YEET after a Doberman gets all angry and then hides bc then another dog is scaring it. hikaru swoops in to the save the day as the Real Dog Whisperer. ok it’s cute when hikaru actually gets to look cool  for once LOL

luke // luke is cute on the bc “pre-story” scene he’s actually pretty open to the idea of having kids; he actually goes “well imo we should think abt it pretty soon, but i wanted to hear ur opinion on it” but then he gets horni. and then he’s like “our kids are going to have your collarbones. awesomeee im looking forward to that” ....ok

ok cut to the actual story and they’re in Japan. Luke’s kid looks... strange versus the others. why are his eyes so big? omg voltage his eyes arent going to be saucers just cuz he half white also the kid’s name is Yuri (Or Urey). They couldn’t think of any other Brit-styled names? Like Harry? Henry? William? Wilfred? hey stan be my princess btw he’s pretty cute, though he gives serious “timid kid that gets bullied in the children’s movie” vibes. He calls Luke “daddy” and mc “mammy/mommy”.

so luke talks about his relationship w/ soryu and eisuke and then yuri is like “i want friends like that” wow cute but also find less ethically-complicated friends

so luke lets yuri meet a young patient of his (haru) so they can be friends. they get along so it’s good. haru gets in critical condition later so luke zooms outta there to do the operation.

LOL but at the end yuri is like, “i want to make more friends. (...) can i go to the bidder’s room from now on?” this boy works fast

And then he’s like “Eisuke-san... please be my friend.” HIS POWER. even eisuke was like :O so then eisuke orders a whole bunch of food and books up to the penthouse. But then yuri’s like “...i like eisuke’s eyes” and everyone’s like oh man that’s gonna be his fetish

Baba: why have u started to have an interest in eyes Yuri: I read it from one of daddy’s medical books Hikaru: wtf u can read that at 4??? (...) Soryu: wat Yuri: um... i want soryu to be my friend too Yuri: bc soryu’s eyes are also powerfully cool...

eisuke // ok this gets an extended ramble bc the more annoying the story the longer i must complain

so you might be thinking, “oh so this is gonna be a flashback in some in media res styled story with your 2 kids, u know in the style of the others” and well, no you just go straight to white screen into the flashback, back when eito was smaller and thus a little more cute. well it’s not really false advertising bc they did say “reminisce” in the description. but i wanted to see eito be a good big brother for a moment! or... less good? man i wanted to see kaito go waaaah like a baby idk i wanted to see him exist

so back to the story they cut to small eito. even as a smaller punk he does fight with his dad a little, just w/ a more narrow vocabulary to work with. tho at this point he’s still pretty sweet so clearly eisuke clowning him day and night was a negative effect on his development. (doesn’t treat his child like a child) (child grows up to a punk that doesn’t respect him) (surprised pikachu) being the son of a billionaire means that this child has to go study at a very young age and listen to MOZART. no child of eisuke ichinomiya will be listening to degenerate bops like lee taemin’s criminal next day they all go to the very fancy school that eito will be attending. eisuke does a speech, but then eito is all like “why is papa over there all the time” in reference to how all the other parents in attendance are having fun with their children, but eisuke is busy talking to other people for business and connections etc. etc. mc kind of has a hard time trying to explain it to eito bc... it’s honestly poor parenting... eiji shows up after arriving late, and he’s like “gramps is gonna be with ya today! instead of papa” which is cute but then she’s like psst thanks for coming and im like oh... so grandpa just didn’t randomly come to the open house for fun he’s just gonna be surrogate dad while real dad is busy... aw... and then at the end eito’s like FUC THIS KINDERGARTEN. eisuke is like “(smh) don’t yell in public. (despite everything) you are still the eldest son of the Ichinomiya family”

and so afterwards it’s clear that eito does not want anything to do with this school. he just sits in the classroom until mc is there to pick him up instead of playing in the courtyard or w/e, wanting nothing to do with the other kids.

so later there’s a hiking trip for the students and both of their parents, and mc asks eisuke if he’ll be available for it. eisuke is like, “i have a business trip that day, so I’ll have to adjust my schedule” and he’s been very busy in the opening of a new business or w/e. mc tells him to not do so much for something like that and that it’s ok if she goes alone with eito on the trip.

it’s the day of the trip, and mc goes alone with eito. she notes that a lot of dads did indeed come along for the trip. she apologizes to eito and says that she did talk to eisuke about the trip before, but he’s simply busy for this day. and im like... but girl, you were the one who told him not to change his schedule for the trip. yes a trip may seem less important than business ventures, but don’t make it sound like you weren’t the one who stopped him. lol. idk why im pressed abt this single line of dialogue bc later she does realize she fucced up there well eito is just like w/e about it and has pretty much accepted that sort of thing

anyway eito goes missing later and one of the kids said that he told eito that his dad (eisuke) didn’t come bc his dad thinks that his work is more important than his son. so eito got mad and ran off somewhere

and then mc finally gets the lightbulb moment that eito... wants to see his dad!! he ran off to go try to see him somehow??? !! wow so sweet

it’s raining like a mf but then in her search for eito eisuke randomly pops out of nowhere. He’s like “ho i did not remember saying that i wasn’t coming” and she’s like “im sorrryyy” and both me and him are like “just find the dang kid”

ok yea they find eito, he starts being a good student, and u start to see where he starts being antagonistic towards his dad LOL etc. etc. lol this story annoyed me so i don’t feel like doing the rest of the play by play orz

anyway thanks for reading my garbage LOL