#anyways i'm ded

[apnourry]

went to get a latte, returned without a latte

[kowaindar0u]

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totally distracted today because ... one of my d&d groups (the one made up of cishet middle-aged dudes LOL) said they'd watch A Tkrb Thing if i ran a ttrpg game of it, so i've been spending the last few hours working on that LMAO

i have no idea if it's feasible at all but i'm enjoying it

unfortunately it's like 3am so i gotta lay down lol

[tinaminadika]

I have just finished watching Good Omens S1 and I can't stop thinking about this one thing:

You're my best friend by Queen is sooo Aziraphale and Crowley

"You're making me live now, honey" ... can you deny it?? Crowley to Aziraphale, I've seen it with my own fucking eyes.

"I've been with you for such a long time" 6000 years, hellooooo???

"You're my sunshine" ??? Hell yes!!

"I've been wandering around, still come back to you" you sure fucking do!!!

"The world is cruel, you're making me forgive" ???

Embodiment of how Crowley looks at Aziraphale

My God I'm going to die ....

[nctsworld]

[bittwitchy]

[strxnged]

i have plans tonight can we not get sick :(

[mishymashymushyusedpkflash]

This mofo

cartoons were wacky for making us believe this trope

[airanke]

I think my brain just decided it wanted to throw Abiteth into a relationship with Dabi, Touya, and Tytus (Dante).

Both Abiteth and I are very confused by this development, please check back later.

[eggofthefish]

Beetlejuice AU i've been working my peanut brain on, this is some concept for it. Bruce and Brandy are Charles and Delia, they're not (?) Branch's parents still a brother relation, but they adopted after Branch lost his caretaker (Gma rosie ded fr). Still working on logistics, im not rlly smart. Viva and Clay I'm pretty sure are gonna be the Maitlands. This au isnt gonna be a one to one with Beetlejuice, but heavily inspired at least! Idk if I'm gonna focus TOO much on it, but I wanted to share my brain fart anyway.

[rainystressed247]

I'm actually really curious, how did Q and c!Sam found out about c!Dream being crazy, like did they just woke up one day and deemed him to unstable for "interrogation " today, did they thought he was faking it , was it a one incident thing where he just snapped or.... and how about the Q incident

I mean I'm sorry I'm like bombarding you with questions😅 anyway I love your unhinged Dream au it's like so awesome ( the brain rot is killing me )

Don’t apologise for your enthusiasm! I am happy that you guys like the AU!

It is actually the Q incident that make them know that things are f-ed.

There are signs of Dream being overly compliant before, but they thought it was Dream being manipulative or perhaps they are finally breaking through.

Then, Q asked for the revival book, which surprisingly Dream said ok. He would even demonstrate, then proceed to tear Q’s throat out when Q was too busy being happy about getting what he wanted. Because what better way to give the revival book then to demonstrate.

Shame because it wasn’t Q’s last life, so Dream has been waiting for Q to come back to the cell to properly ‘demonstrate’.

Sam was horrified ofc and started to piece together all the signs and symptoms. That is when he knew they f-ed around and found out. Nothing Sam said worked with Dream. Starvation makes him worse; isolation drives him crazier. They can’t leave him alone because if he escapes, and he will in his crazed state, they would all be ded.

[asui-asuu]

How we feeling abot the new puzzlevision episode???

I ABSULUTELY LOVE THE NEW EXPRESSION I WAS ACT SO SHOCKED WHEN I SAW THEM!!!!/pos I LOVE IT SM AHAHAHAH

HE LOOKS LIKE A WET CAT HERE HELPPPP I LOVE HIM SM I CAN'T HE'S SO SILLY

ALSO!!!! HE ACTUALLY BLUSHES LIKE THIS AHSHSHXJ B EITHER ME OR HIM HAVE TO EXPLODE CUZ ISTG I HAD TO PUT DOWN MY PHONE LIKE 5 TIMES WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE

AUTISM BE DAMNED FOR GETTING ME SO ATTACHED TO A CHARACTER T^T!!!!

He ded [*]

Anyway yee I'm not okay I need to calm down now ._.

[cherryc1nnam0n]

I'm bored and I don't wanna write something so have this rant about the (fictional) men I love and why

Hello people

This is Cherry speaking and today I am presenting top men that I love and why are (most of them) them all serial killers who wear masks and are dead? We'll find out here

1. Brahms Heelshire

I mean just look at him, skrunkily wall boi who has never showered, the man with a mask that makes him look so fuckable and submissive and he fucking whines?! Ngh, so hot

I need to lick those man titties with all my might and ride him until his legs give out

But unlucky for me he's dead as fuck so yikes, he's not dead in my mind or in my blog

2. Billy Loomis

Crazy Ghostface boi who can rearrange my guts any time he wants and breed me all he wants mhm mhm

I fucking love Billy because look at him, he's a psychopath but he looks so hot while being it

Who wouldn't love this man??

But again, another one dead, killed by Sydney (fuck you Sydney), but not before leaving his offspring but we won't talk about that now

3. Eddie Munson

The exception to being a killer because he was framed it's my beautiful boi Eddie <3

I love this boi with all my heart and he can touch it with his dick all he wants <3

I fell in love with him when I saw him on Stranger Things 4 and I haven't since then <3

But my boi was eaten alive by a swarm of feral bats and bleed to death in Dustin's arms but he's still alive in my mind, and Tumblr's mind <3

4. Mark Hoffman

My crush from Saw since I watched the movies when I was 6

I have always loved older men for some reason so yeah (daddy issues)

He's not a good apprentice from John because he kills people and doesn't give them the chance of survival but I still love him <3

But as all of them, he was tied up on the original room from Saw and left to die there

It's presumed he's dead because people only survive 3 days without food so he's probably dead as fuck like all of them bois in this list

Still, he's still alive for me so he can breed me all he wants <3

5. Ethan Landry

Another Ghostface crazy boi who died a virgin (not in my mind if you know what I mean)

He was killed in an awful way but he's still hot and submissive and breedable and oh my gosh he's so hot

I am literally obsessed with him and you'll see my latest likes are all Ethan so yeah, fuck me (Ethan) I guess

6. Billy Hargrove

My asshole of a boyfriend who was too weak in spirit to fight off Vecna and died thanks to it

I love him <3

He's my favorite boi that can hit me and fuck me all he wants until I fry and he won't even stop by then so mmmmmhmmm

But again, ded as fuck lol

7. Hannibal Lecter

Cannibal daddy can eat me alive whenever he wants, I have excess skin so he can have all he wants mmmm

He's so pretty and sophisticated and so mmmm

I love him and he can eat me all he wants and breed me too

(I don't remember what happened to him if he died of not but yeah)

8. C!Technoblade

My pig boi who is a genocidal and an anarchist will always live rent free on my mind

(Along with his creator Alex, RIP Techno, we miss you a lot)

But on the DSMP I headcanon he had a lovely wife and two kids who loved him a lot and now they're alone and sad </3

But he's alive in my own AU so it's fine

I love my pig boi

9. Jim Hopper

I mean look at him, he screams DADDY in all his forms

I love hunks for some reason and he's one of them

He can have me whenever he wants

Only exception to being dead lol

Man titties

But anyways. That's everyone I can name off the top of my head so if you until here have a nice day and I love you <3

[viamia]

"Hi, I really like your answers, and I would like to see your opinion about the guys from Sunny Day Jack (Taylor and Elias too) if MC were also in the entertainment world as an idol."

I'm really glad you liked my hcs! I rlly appreciate it. Now let's get too it!

SDJ and TGOGM and their reaction to Mc being an idol.

Tw:Mostly fluffy stuff

Jack: Man's be impressed. As a fellow(former cause he dEd) entertainment star, he's really happy to have a partner with a similar occupation to him. He loves watching your content in his free, which is probably like, 99.9% of the time so yeah. He really enjoys watching your idol business.

Ian: Similar to Jack, FELLOW STAR. He envies you(in the good way, of course. Angst finna come out soon if someone requests.) He finds you beautiful and just, dawg man down bad.

Nick:Why are there so many movie stars in this game???? But anyway, he finds very, VERY attractive. So beautiful yet so fierce. He sometimes wonders how you came to be. You too have two VERY contrasting careers. If you've looked up his bio I ain't really gotta explain

Shawn:He let's you star in his movies! He's really happy to have a big star in his movies. He likes seeing you in very fancy outfits and being the star in his movies. Like your the star of his show, which you are.

Taylor:Man just fell in love twice. He's super impressed you have such a high status for a college student. His love for you got amped up a bit ngl. He loves seeing you in your different outfits and loves it even more when you present some of your outfits for him on date nights.

Elias: Now Elias isn't that familiar with modern day fashion(this is just my personal hc so don't come after me pls-) but he finds you absolutely stunning! He loves seeing your many outfits when you go out. He even sometimes asks if he can fit some outfits you have, which you kinda have trouble with since he ain't got legs. But yall are basically dapper buddies in a way.

Here they are! I hope you like the hcs! I hope you request again, this was fun to make :)

[topsyturvy-turtely]

SCREAMING

CRYING

THROWING UP

🫣

Sorry! (not really, tho. But maybe I should read more fluffy fics and steer away from angsty fics for a while..)

insp.

[pemebi]

seeing ur akako and shinichi au makes me so happy, cuz I so much WISH they interacted more (knowing that it'll never happen, the same way I wish kaito and ai interacted more lol) thinking about akako reminded me how she can never cry or she'll lose her magic as a witch, I honestly wished that was explored more orz

I have so many feelings about Akako, like, the whole "Magic and demons are real" thing... like, that's... that's a big thing? I know Kaito manga have similar vibes to Ranma 1/2 and similar stuff, comedy with some action, if is funny is added, no biggie, but now that Kaito and Conan stories are super intertwined I feel like I can't ignore Akako.

She exists, She can predict stuff, and she has *MAGICAL POWERS* that could kill if she wanted, but prefers to be loved (Even if it is an artificial love) She aggressively likes Kaito, and acts all evil but in the end, she helps him, She doesn't like Aoko but plays silly pranks on her (Well, at least in one chapter where she teaches Aoko a silly spell) and that needs to feel loved by everyone, I find that super sad, like, she needs to use a spell because she doesn't believe anyone can love as she is, or maybe it is just a silly gag and I'm reading too much

Idk, most stories and fanfics use her to move the story to a more fantastic setting (I like that too!) but I find her as a person to be interesting, like a Character in the wrong story, misplaced but wanting to fit anyway, even if is via force. Like someone who wants to be super cool but in reality, is not

I wanted to make a cool doodle but I guess I'm a bit ded, hahaha

I'm sorry Akako, I decided to give you ShinichiPhobia because it is funny.

But I promise Shinichi is a cutie

[ask-the-critters-survival-au]

I'm back from vacation. What do I miss?

Hmm... Yeah...

Hoppy almost ded. Nice job Berdly.

Bobby and Crafty at Mommy hostage. Very nice.

We still in Piggy pocket. Uh huh.

So Peppa. Where are we going? I know it's cozy being in your pocket, but I think you don't like someone messing around inside of you.

I think I’m just gonna lock the door and head back to my-

You’re locking the door?!

Hoppy, do you think I’m stupid?

Yes. I do, actually.

Well fuck you. Anyways, it’s pretty clear that the second I leave you’re gonna try to escape. And I don’t wanna risk having CatNap after my head because Kickin is without a doubt going to blame it on me.

But Picky, I promise not to-

No.

I hate you. W-wait! Hold on! Can you at least let me keep the monitor?

…I mean I guess. I don’t really want it anyways.