#anyways i'll do the rest of these later rn i need a nap

[chinzhilla]

near miss #1

[lollytea]

HCs for Gus Hunter Mattholomule eventual friendship? 👀

If anybody has like good headcanons of the three of them together they should send them to me cuz not a lot is coming to mind rn. The only thing I can really think of at the moment is Hunter getting roped into being Mattholomule's relationship therapist. Which is very funny to me, but very Matt and Hunter centric with little Gus involvement. But I'll talk about it anyway.

I like to imagine that if Matt develops a crush on Gus, he doesn't actually realize it until he's like 15-16 and has a little gay crisis over it. And Hunter (around 18-19 at this point.) sees his younger self in Matt so he's like "Hey. Wanna talk about it?"

Their relationship is fun cuz Matt is very hesitant to extend it any further beyond playfully vitriolic because he's not very good at expressing friendship in a sincere way. Hunter, meanwhile, has never minded playing along with this dynamic and Matt is super obnoxious so it's very easy for him to be snappy with him. However, Hunter is also a very gentle and compassionate person and has had a few years of practise talking about emotions with people, so he has no problem breaking the status quo of his and Matt's dynamic and offering support when he thinks Matt is actually upset. Though it freaks Matt out a lot and makes him uncomfortable so he throws a little bitchfit about it and insists he doesn't need Hunter's help and storms off.

Only to cave under the pressure of his own complicated emotions and goes running back to Hunter about an hour later. Because like. He needs to talk. And yell. And complain. And get this shit out of his system. He doesn't know what else to do but go talk to Hunter about it. Even if it takes swallowing all his pride to do so.

And so begins the saga of Mattholomule's crush on Gus getting worse and worse with every passing day, which leads to so much overthinking and magnifying and panic on Matt's end and every time he has a moment where he's like "But....but what if he finds out and it fucks everything up?? What then??" He picks up his crow and calls Hunter.

This happens....a lot. And more often that not, Hunter is in the middle of something. Either giving a presentation on his wild magic research, or having an important dinner with a witch he's trying to get a job from, or taking an afternoon nap after pulling an all-nighter, or about to score a win for his flyer derby team, or Titan forbid, trying to spend quality time with his girlfriend, there WILL be a fucking crow smashing itself against the nearest window and demanding Hunter's attention until he picks up. And every fucking time it's just that gay little bitch.

And every fucking time, Hunter answers. He's not even mad. He's been in this situation and he just sympathises with Matt so much that he has the patience of a Saint when it comes to dealing with him.

Willow is getting progressively more and more pissed that Matt keeps interrupting her dates RIGHT when it's getting to the good part.

Hunter will be untangling their limbs and trying to stand up so he can answer the crow and she's like "Honey....you can just ignore it. He will survive, I promise."

But Hunter's just like "But...I gotta help him, Cap. I gotta. You don't know what he's like. He's got big sad wet eyes and he nervous sweats all the time."

And Willow just has to sigh and accept it, because she can't exactly be mad that her boyfriend won't rest until he's made sure every single one of his friends is happy.

She can still be irritated as hell at Matt tho.

Anyway Hunter barely even needs to talk to Matt when he has these little moments. Most of the time, all Hunter has to do is stay on the other line and go "Mmm." Cuz mostly, Matt just wants to yell into the void but it's comforting to have someone who will listen and Hunter is the only person he trusts to do it. He feels weird asking Steve cuz Matt loves him but he also idolizes him and doesn't wanna come across as a pathetic pining idiot around him.

"But you know what it's like to be a pathetic pining idiot so it doesn't matter." He tells Hunter on one occasion.

"You suck, you know that Mattholomule?"

[shinaus]

Good morning, kitty cat. Did you sleep well? You know it worries me a bit that your sleeping routine is even worse than mine, which is hard to accomplish, but I know you're a responsible girl. I'm off work today, so more house work and some well-deserved, if I may say, rest. I couldn't help but notice someone pass by before. Do I know him from somewhere? I can't quite remember, it's on the tip of my tongue. Anyway. Make sure to nap plenty today (and eat and drink). And have fun, of course. I know the circumstances aren't the best, but you do deserve all the free days. Talk to you soon, okay? Love you lots - your Toshi 💜 (there's a felix anon????? excuse me the way im blushing rn 😳)

good morning my love! i am very much a responsible girl, yes (a certain someones maybe 😳) but i did sleep enough and will go to bed earlier tonight just for you so no need to worry~ how did you sleep? i see you're up earlier than i usually hear from you so i hope you're well rested and have had breakfast!

though i do wonder where you'd have heard of him from, maybe something we talked about in the past? hehe - i shall do all of the above as i wait for you hitoshi, enjoy work and make sure to relax later! i love you more 🤍

(also mod STOP you're so cute i'll lose it, i'd give you every felix anon if i could 🥺)