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skenpiel · 1 year ago

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POKETEAMS !?!?!? MAYBE!?!??!?!? or at least pokemon i can associate w them LOL

john:

psyduck (silly and looks like casey)

bulbasaur is good

exeggcute (he would go egbert..... EXEGGCUTE!!!! and think it sounds really cool)

dragonite also actually i think he would like it as well. him and jade are siblings after all so like

aipom bc it looks like a silly little prankster and its tail looks like those slime hand thingies which i bet john would like

altaria (windy thing)

togekiss (windy thing 2)

bidoofSorry i dont have any real reasoning 4 this i just feel it

rose:

she would LOVE to pick ones like gardevoir or gothitelle but i dont think it reflects her actual real soul. but if its just pokemon shed pick 4 her team i think theyd be there 4 sure

mismagius (creepy wizard)

rapidash (fire + beautiful pony + unicorn so its also magic i guess)

espurr bc autism stare that can kill millions

farfetchd. i dont have any actual reasoning for this though. maybe cuz rose reminds me a bit of my mama and my mamas favorite pokemon has always been farfetchd. either way i just think shed like it

espeon & umbreon

maybe moltres actually its sorta the same reasoning as with rapidash but slightly less i guess lol

DEOXYS MAYBE

spiritomb <3

jade:

dragonite i took that from eebie sorry

magneton SHES A SCIENTIST WHATEVER !!!!!

poliwhirl cuz it reminds me of her like colorwise it looks like her first outfit and then also frog and space player etc etc

victreebel

leafeon

ummm zigzagoon

luxray its electric and zappy and also kind of doggy shaped

whimsicott bc it looks like her. lol

cryogonal. idk why maybe cuz of lofaf or somethin? idk

lycanroc cause its like the most Fursona pokemon there is LOL

TINKATON!!!!

ratata maybe Again i cant say why jades are like the most ambiguously chosen pokemon out of all of these im just following my heart here

dave:

gallade i took this one from eebie also

i bet he could totally kick it and be besties with a craggy

celebi also.

murkrow

houndoom

klingklang

metagross

krookodile cuz it looks like his consorts and also it looks like it has anime shades on

salandit. then it evolves into salazzle and hes like. hey uh. what the fuck

and thats all i have i htink

#SORRY TO SALAZZLE BTW. i know its just a silly lizard but also. i cant help but feel that it was intentionally designed to be #well. u know #anyways i was thinking of giving john lopunny. i think dave would be weirded out by that one too #this is of course only if theyre playing pokemon not if theyre like. in a world in which pokemon are real #but if theyre just playing i think dave would be so weirded out by the 'furrybait' pokemon #im saying this. because. dave is so weirdly attracted to everyone all the time. and i feel like some people gloss over that too easily #he thinks everyone is hot. he thinks john is hot he thinks jade is hot he thinks terezi is hot he thinks karkat is hot #he thinks jane is hot he thinks his OWN MOM is hot (which. lol)#he thinks everyone is so hot all the time and i think thats endlessly hilarious. cause hes so weird about it too #so i think if they were playing pokemon he wouldnt be attracted to the 'furrybait' ones but he WOULD take note of them #moreso than the others #like in the case of lopunny. if he ever pointed it out john would be like what the fuck are you talking about its a bunny #and hed try to explain it but just make it all worse. thats my vision

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